Barack Obama is America's 44th president. He is also black (technically, he's only half black, but his wife Michelle is all black). And he has a Muslin middle name (Hussein). Because of this his detractors also believed he was simultaneously gay, atheist, Muslim, communist, socialist, foreign-born (and consequently illegitimately holding office), an empty suit, a micro-managing tyrant and a card-carrying member of any other demographic necessary to discredit everything he ever said or did while in the White House.
Nicknames[]
- Fark rule for Obama nicknames: "last name needs to either start with an 'O' or end in 'ama'"[1]
- B-Rock the Islamic Shock Hussein SuperAllah Obama
- Fartbongo (from "Fartbama" and "Obongo"[2])
- Fartb0ng0 (two zeroes. One for the teleprompter usage and one for ruining America (taking it away from white people).)[3]
- Taxbongo
- Obummer
- Bleary Sombrero Fartbamao Tse-dung, Wizard of Uhhs
- Nobama
- 0bama (zero +bama)
- Bukkake O'Bunga
- "President" Balack Husqvarna Sargento 0nambla
- "President" Ballsack Husqvarna Sargento 0nambla
- Flukey McTeleprompter Blackman
- Barry Hussein Sombrero Fartbama
- "President" Binaca Hooray Sargento Obummer
- "President" Baraka Sub-Zero Motaro Fartbama
- "President" Bazooka Insane Sombrero Alabama
- "President" Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
- Balackula Oboogedybama, Jimmy Carter, Bukake Boogerbama, Engelbarack Humptybama, Fitz Bunbama
- The Humpty Barack
- Baroque Husqvarna
"Scandals"[]
- being black
- having "Hussein" as his middle nam
- created his own flag[4]
- tried to tax cow farts[5]
- putting his feet on the resolute desk
- not wearing a tie
- wearing mom jeans
- golfing too much
- vacationing too much
- spending too much tax payer money while on vacation
- eating arugula
- putting "fancy" mustard on a hamburger
- using binder clips
- using a teleprompter