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This is an archive of Donald Trump Enemies List Fark threads for the month of April, 2017
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No Puppet! No Puppet! You're The Puppet!Edit

I Have My Own Theory On ObamaEdit

Barack and MichelleEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Oh, nothing, just Michelle Obama letting her hair down while Barack snaps her picture on David Geffen's super yacht with Springsteen, Oprah, and Tom Hanks Template:Upp
    1. (4/18/2017) Wonder how conservative media covered that photo of Barack and Michelle Obama on David Geffen's yacht? Template:Upp
  2. (4/19/2017) White House looked for *any* evidence they could spin to support Trump's "wiretapping" tweets, and the best they came with was that? OBVIOUS tag seen bailing out of an Uber, screaming, "I'm out" โ”
  3. (4/22/2017) Obama to make first public appearance since the inauguration. Grab your seats, the show is about to start Template:Upp
  4. (4/25/2017) Obama's use of complete sentences is seen as a vicious attack on Trump Template:SatTemplate:Upp
  5. (4/27/2017) Trump's White House knows exactly who is to blame for the whole Michael Flynn debacle, Obama, of course Template:Icdir704Template:Fart

Susan RiceEdit

former national security advisor for Obama

  1. (4/4/2017) Rice used the intelligence community as her own private political spy agency Template:Oc1.2
  2. (4/5/2017) Donald Trump says Susan Rice might have broken the law. Wow. This must be true because Trump never lies, right? .... Why are you guys laughing at me? Did I say something funny? Template:Oc4.1
    1. (4/12/2017) Both Democrats and Republicans agree: Devin Nunes is full of so much crap, they actually can get along long enough to say so Template:BipTemplate:Oc4.1
  3. (4/10/2017) Let's check the facts on Susan Rice's bogus claim that President Obama got Syria to "verifiably give up its chemical weapons stockpile", shall we? {{chemw}
    1. (4/13/2017) Trump blasts FBI's Comey for not arresting Hillary. "She's guilty of EVERY charge" In Trump World, Projection ain't the only Queen in Egypt, ya no 

Their kids? Really? Yes, really.

  1. (4/19/2017) In case anyone was wondering, or got the "news" via Facebook, no, Malia Obama was not expelled from Harvard. Also, she hasn't started attending school yet because she took a year off Template:TwtwyttTemplate:Upp

Pete Souza

former White House photographer, Obama

  1. (4/21/2017) Obama photographer perfectly shames classless yokel hillbillies. Which, I mean, if you really think about it, is about as difficult as putting on your shoes. But, this is where we are as a nation https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHmS9AFk21Template:Gohigh

Evelyn Farkas

former Obama Defense Department official

  • a quote from her March 2 interview on MSNBC is bring used as proof that Obama was actively undermining the Trump administration
    "I was urging my former colleagues and .?.?. the Hill people, get as much information as you can, get as much intelligence as you can, before President Obama leaves the administration ...That?s why there were so many leaks."
  1. (4/22/2017) The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well Template:DripTemplate:Oc1.0

Dr. Vivek Murthy

former Surgeon General, member of the Commissioned Corps of the Public Health Service

  1. (4/22/2017) The day before the March for Science, Trump fired the surgeon general Template:Stigg


Such A Nasty Woman

Hillary Clinton

  1. (4/2/2017) Hey, everybody, the real winner of the 2017 election is back 
  2. (4/3/2017) Let's focus on the important things going on in politics. Did Hilldawg ever say she was sorry? ๐Ÿ˜บ
  3. (4/3/2017) Hear me out: The most loving act President Trump can do for Clinton is give her the professional and institutional help that will uphold justice-and prevent her from further hurting herself or others 
  4. (4/6/2017) Hillary Clinton uses her first post-Election interview to tell us about how losing the election was totally not her fault Template:Dist
  5. (4/13/2017) Trump blasts FBI's Comey for not arresting Hillary. "She's guilty of EVERY charge" In Trump World, Projection ain't the only Queen in Egypt, ya no 
  6. (4/20/2017) Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out |book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The Hill|prop}}Template:Shill
    1. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores Template:Shill
    2. (4/25/2017) New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open Template:Shill
    3. (4/27/2017) This is fine Template:Shill
  7. (4/24/2017) Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss Template:DefoppTemplate:2016
  8. (4/24/2017) If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose Template:Cherry
  9. (4/26/2017) Ivanka Trump is becoming the worst parts of Hillary Clinton 

Chelsea ClintonEdit

daughter of that Nasty Woman

  1. (4/5/2017) Chelsea Clinton says she doesn't want to lose to Donald Trump in 2020 Template:2020c๐ŸŒพ
  2. (4/21/2017) "Please, God, stop Chelsea Clinton from whatever she is doing" 

Keith BoykinEdit

former Bill Clinton aide

  1. (4/18/2017) Even the mighty oak can be chopped down as Jeffrey Lord learned while trying to defend Trump's tax dodging, getting put in his place by a former aide to Clinton ?Am I president of the United States, Jeffrey? That?s the dumbest question I?ve ever heard anybody ask on television. You call yourself a political commentator and you ask a stupid question like that, Jeffrey? You should be focused on what President Trump is not doing, not what I am not doing ? That?s ridiculous.?


We Don't Want Them In Our CountryEdit

Tom PerezEdit

chair, Democratic National Committee

  1. (4/2/2017) "They don't give a shiat about people," an angered DNC chair Tom Perez says about the Republicans and cites the Trumpscare debacle as evidence 

Tadashi YanaiEdit

founder, president of Japanese clothing retailerย Uniqlo's parent company

  1. (4/2/2017) Well bye Template:Trff

Kashiya Nwanguma, Molly Shah, Henry BrousseauEdit

plaintiffs [https://casetext.com/case/nwanguma-v-trump Nwanguma v. Trump, 3:16-cv-247-DJH], US District Court, Western District of Kentucky, Louisville Division (W.D. Ky. Mar. 31, 2017)

  1. (4/3/2017) Plaintiffs: We claim Trump incited violence against us. Federal Judge: I'll allow it Judge David J. Hale, Louisville; Plaintiffs: Kashiya Nwanguma, Molly Shah, Henry Brousseau๐Ÿ’ฅ
    1. (4/15/2017) Trump claims being President makes him immune from lawsuits about stuff he did before becoming President - probably also for things he does after being President. And his things his kids have, are, and will be doing. Ave Imperatrump ๐Ÿ‘‘

Mel McDonaldEdit

ethical lawyer

  1. (4/4/2017) Lawyer finally finds a client he cannot defend ethically - Sheriff Joe. Bonus: just weeks before trial set to start Template:TrialTemplate:Ethic

Sergei MagnitskyEdit

whistleblowing Russian tax attorney

  1. (4/5/2017) The Magnitsky Affair was exposed thanks to Whatsapp, and now the dark truth of Putin's Russia is about to come to light Template:WbTemplate:Ussrd

WhatsappEdit

messenger app

  1. (4/5/2017) The Magnitsky Affair was exposed thanks to Whatsapp, and now the dark truth of Putin's Russia is about to come to light Template:WbTemplate:Ussrd

55% of Americans polledEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Trump may not be popular, but you know what is? Obamacare. Obamacare is popular 

ret. General Stanley McChrystalEdit

former Commander, US Forces Afghanistan

  1. (4/5/2017) Gen. Stanley McChrystal calls picking military spending over PBS 'a false choice.' He also argues that public broadcasting makes our nation smarter, stronger and, yes, safer, perhaps unaware that this is exactly why the GOP oppose it โ‰ 

Marvin ThompsonEdit

former missionary who spent 25 years in Africa

  1. (4/6/2017) One christian just called out another group of christians for not being christian. no, this is not a repeat from 1478 wrote op-ed in the Christian PostTemplate:Relig

Justin TrudeauEdit

Prime Minister, Canada

  1. (4/6/2017) While Trump runs out of the room every time a reporter asks him a question, Justin Trudeau walks into Parliament and takes on all comers for an entire Question Period. Bonus: He wants to make it mandatory Template:Eh

WiccansEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) Liberal witches worldwide are binding Trump with Satanic curses. Look what they've already done to Bannon 

Spencer CollierEdit

former director, Alabama Law Enforcement Agency

  1. (4/11/2017) Remember when Alabama closed DMVs in mostly black areas just as the state was rolling out voter ID? It turns out the governor's mistress was behind it mistress/governor's aide Rebekah MasonTemplate:Voter๐Ÿ‘™Template:Qpq

Jean-Marc AyraultEdit

French Foreign Minister

  1. (4/12/2017) In bid to reassure nervous European allies that the US isn't abandoning them to Russian machinations, Secretary of State Tillerson asks why should US taxpayers care if Russia takes over Ukraine? Yeah, that didn't help ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฃ

Various US AlliesEdit

Australia, the Netherlands, Estonia, Germany, Poland, the UK (Government Communications Headquarters or GCHQ) and France (General Directorate for External Security or DGSE)

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

Sir Richard DearloveEdit

former MI6 chief

  1. (4/13/2017) Well, now we know why Trump is such a fan of the Russians. I would be too, if they had saved my business empire ๐ŸชTemplate:Trump

42% of AmericansEdit

  1. (4/14/2017) After watching Trump cater to the far right for the past few months fewer Americans think that the GOP is too extreme. This is why we can't have anything nice 

Rev. Lori WalkeEdit

pastor, Mayflower Congregational Church

  1. (4/14/2017) Actual prayer in the OK Legislature : "We pray, oh God, that our elected officials will have the courage to take care of our kids instead of upgrading the executive suites in Chesapeake arena." Fark: there is video 

Wang YiEdit

Chinese foreign minister

  1. (4/14/2017) The problem with Trump thinking he can scare North Korea is that the guy running North Korea is significantly crazier than Trump and he doesn't have to consult anyone ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿผ
    1. (4/14/2017) I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees China Central Television report Air China, the only Chinese airline with regular services to North Korea, will suspend flights between Beijing and Pyongyang indefinitely[1]

Cape May County RepublicansEdit

pulled support for GOP candidate/former "The Apprentice" contestant

  1. (4/14/2017) GOP pulls support for candidate after video surfaces of him propositioning a woman, telling her she should fark him. He insists he won't withdraw over a mistake, after all, even Jesus dropped the cross 3 times ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Ann M. RavelEdit

former Federal Election Commission chairwoman

  1. (4/17/2017) Former FEC Chairwoman Calls for the elimination of the politics tab. Hey Ann, it's not that hard. A bottle of Pappy Van Winkle should do the trick โ€œData, Science, and the Future of Democracy" "unconference" at UC Berkeley, February 3, 2017Template:FedregTemplate:Campr

Tax Day ProtestersEdit

  1. (4/16/2017) President Trump calls for investigations into people who protest against him. This is not a repeat of the last four times he's done this ๐Ÿ‘‘

David MacNaughtonEdit

Canadian Ambassador to the US

  1. (4/19/2017) Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer Template:Eh

35% of Texas VotersEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) New Poll show that Ted Cruz is being beaten in the TX senate race...by Castro 

53% of respondentsEdit

to a Quinnipiac University poll of registered voters

  1. (4/20/2017) Poll says the majority of Americans view Kushner and Ivanka's White House roles as inappropriate as Trump's lust for Ivanka 

Hong Joon-pyoEdit

Presidential candidate, South Korea

  1. (4/20/2017) ... aaaand now our enemies are mocking our military bluffs and laughing at us because of our incompetence. Wait, did I say 'enemies'? I meant allies ๐Ÿ˜›

A Majority of Americans PolledEdit

on various issues as well as overall job satisfaction

  1. (4/19/2017) Trump's approval rating hits a new low and he's dragging down the entire Republican party and brand with him Template:Gopgov

Henry KissingerEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan ๐ŸŒ…

SatiristsEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump's critics are playing right into his tiny hands Template:Sat

Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under LawEdit

Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under Law (LCCRUL) arguing that the state is violating the National Voter Registration Act; Georgia contends runoff is a continuation of the special election this week don?t have to allow newly registered voters to participate LCCRUL is arguing on behalf of

  • Georgia NAACP
  • Georgia Coalition for the Peoples? Agenda
  • ProGeorgia State Table
  • Third Sector Development
  • Asian Americans Advancing Justice-Atlanta
  1. (4/21/2017) Georgia is trying to prevent newly registered voters from taking part in the 6th Congressional District runoff election because fark you Template:VoterTemplate:Votes

Emily's ListEdit

progressive group whose mission is to get Democratic women on the ballot

  1. (4/23/2017) There are already 11,000 women talking about running for office in the 2018 mid-term elections. "First we marched. Now, we run" ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
  2. (4/25/2017) The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization Template:2018d๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

CarsonWatchEdit

protesters highlighting the Dr. Ben Carson's lack of housing experience and the threatened budget cuts

  1. (4/23/2017) Who could ever have imagined brain surgeon Ben Carson would be terrible at housing and urban development and no one would listen to his message of utter nonsense? 

National Multifamily Housing CouncilEdit

trade association of apartment owners, managers, developers and lenders

  1. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž

Monsanto TribunalEdit

"an international civil society initiative to hold Monsanto accountable for human rights violations, for crimes against humanity, and for ecocide" based on the UN Guiding Principles on Business and Human Rights

  1. (4/23/2017) Imaginary tribunal convicts Monsanto of imaginary war crimes, including "ecocide" and "scary chemical names" Template:Hr

UN Working Group on Transnational CorporationsEdit

created the UN Guiding Principles on Business and Human Rights which seeks to identify, address and prevent adverse impacts on human rights linked to business activity

  1. (4/23/2017) Imaginary tribunal convicts Monsanto of imaginary war crimes, including "ecocide" and "scary chemical names" Template:Hr

Debbie SchlusselEdit

former Fox News contributor

  1. (4/24/2017) Is Lumpy next in line to take his lumps? Fox guest says anchor tried to pressure her into hotel room sex ๐Ÿ‘™
    1. (4/26/2017) Sean Hannity slams what he says is "media fascism" trying to silence Conservative voices 

53-64% of AmericansEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) Trump approval rating falls to record lows. This is not a repeat from basically every day since January 20 
    1. (4/24/2017) An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards 

73% of AmericansEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all 

G-IIIEdit

owns the right to manufacture and distribute Ivanka Trump apparel through a license agreement

  1. (4/24/2017) Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask? G-III accepts responsibility for resolving this issue, which occurred without the knowledge or consent of the Ivanka Trump organisationTemplate:Veruca

Alexander DuginEdit

the Steve Bannon of Russia

  1. (4/24/2017) Alexander Dugin, the Steve Bannon of Russia, says Trump has betrayed Putin and the alt-right with his actions on Syria. But Bannon's still cool and wait is this a conflict of interest? ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ˜

Scott HortonEdit

attorney specializing on anti-corruption investigations, with a focus in the Soviet Union and post-Soviet states

  • "To do a serious investigation would require not less than a dozen full-time staffers ... [with] counterintelligence, prosecutorial skills to do it, and people who have a very good sense of the forensic accounting world of Russia and Europe. Without that sort of expertise, you're not going to get anywhere," [attorney Scott] Horton said. ?I don't think they?re deploying the resources that are necessary to do a real investigation.?
  1. (4/25/2017) Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election? Template:Drag

Kaiser Family FoundationEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Trump slashing Obamacare subsidies would cost taxpayers billions Template:StiggTemplate:Subz

Carla WalkerEdit

real estate agent, KoenigRubloff Berkshire Hathaway

  1. (4/25/2017) Just like Trump's head, Trump Tower in Chicago is abnormally empty Template:Trump

Gail LissnerEdit

vice president, Appraisal Research Counselor

  1. (4/25/2017) Just like Trump's head, Trump Tower in Chicago is abnormally empty Template:Trump

Nearly Every Person Interviewed by NBC in BerlinEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist? Merkel invited Ivanka to the Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"

Attendees of Women20Edit

Women20 a summit that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment" associated with the G20

  1. (4/25/2017) Ivanka Trump appears on panel at international women's conference. Says her dad is a great advocate for women. Gets booed. Then tries to clarify in response to the boos. Gets laughed at. Taa derpMerkel invited Ivanka to the [http://www.w20-germany.org Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"] nep{{}}

Democratic Congressional Campaign CommitteeEdit

in talks with more than 300 prospective candidates in about 70 Republican-held and open districts around the country

  1. (4/25/2017) The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization Template:2018d๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Brand New CongressEdit

recruits and trains candidates across the country to primary-challenge incumbents

  1. (4/25/2017) The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization Template:2018d๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Nuclear Age Peace FoundationEdit

non-profit, non-partisan international education and advocacy organization seeking to abolish nuclear weapons

  1. (4/25/2017) Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments Contextual link provided by FarkerTemplate:DrumTemplate:Dick

Feike HacquebordEdit

researcher, security company Trend Micro

  1. (4/25/2017) For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen Template:FraTemplate:UssrhTemplate:Coin

ANSSIEdit

Agence nationale de la sรฉcuritรฉ des systรจmes d'information , French national cyber-security agency

  1. (4/25/2017) For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen Template:FraTemplate:UssrhTemplate:Coin

Three people with direct knowledge of the activitiesEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) You may want to sit down for this. Michael Flynn's lobbying on behalf of Turkey is now linked to the Russians. Because, really, what hasn't this man done in the last 5 years that a Russian didn't know about or authorize? ๐ŸชTemplate:LobbyTemplate:Drip

Alliance for Youth ActionEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) After becoming the first state in the nation to enact automatic voter registration, turnout increased 20% among voters ages 18 to 29 and 26% among minority voters Template:Votea

LiberalsEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) After getting burned by the internet for the past day, flailing Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart does the only thing he can -- reach for a gas can "Liberals & snowflakes by your standard, you're not a Virginian unless you were born in Virginia? Is that how you feel about Americans, too?" (Contextual link provided by Farker)Template:AddTemplate:DigTemplate:Confed

WTOEdit

World Trade Organization

  1. (4/26/2017) U.S. loses trade battle with Mexico over tuna. Trump to declare war on ocean imposed trade sanctions worth $163 million a year against the US equal to the amount Mexico has lost from unfair US penalties on Mexican tunaTemplate:GoptrdTemplate:NegotTemplate:Intorg

Mexican TunaEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) U.S. loses trade battle with Mexico over tuna. Trump to declare war on ocean imposed trade sanctions worth $163 million a year against the US equal to the amount Mexico has lost from unfair US penalties on Mexican tunaTemplate:GoptrdTemplate:NegotTemplate:Intorg

Tax Policy CenterEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) Trump's plan for tax reform may kill the idea before it even gets started. *high five* ๐Ÿ“Ž
    1. (4/26/2017) Behold: The Trump Tax Plan in its entirety ๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Illit
      1. (4/26/2017) Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days" ๐Ÿ“Ž

Fethullah GรผlenEdit

Turkish-born Islamic cleric, currently living in exile in the US; founder of the Gรผlen movement

  1. (4/26/2017) So let's see how Turkey's Erdogan is handling being made a dictator... Oh, he's rounding up thousands of people again, that's nice jailing people believed to be members of movement loyal to US-based Islamic cleric Fethullah Gรผlen, who are allegedly behind the 2016 attempted coupTemplate:TaterTemplate:Turk

55% of Likely VotersEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Fox News poll shows 55% of Americans want Trump out of office 

ACLUEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Hey Berkeley, when the ACLU sides with Ann Coulter over you, maybe you should take a step back and reconsider what you really stand for Template:1st

University of California at BerkeleyEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Hey Berkeley, when the ACLU sides with Ann Coulter over you, maybe you should take a step back and reconsider what you really stand for Template:1st

The InternetEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump creates a new hotline to report crimes committed by aliens. The internet responds 1-855-48-VOICE (86423)

54% of Respondents to CNN/ORC PollEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump is the most least popular president in history 

California Nurses AssocationEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) While the rest of you are getting thrown off your healthcare plans by Trump, California is moving forward on single payer care{{}}Template:Single


The Media Here Is The Opposition PartyEdit

NBC NewsEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works ๐Ÿ‘‘

New York TimesEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Kellyanne Conway goes off on an unhinged rant, snapping after being asked about Trump's ongoing feud with a New York Times reporter. "INAPPROPRIATE" she screamed before ripping off her flesh mask and going full Lich Queen 
  2. (4/21/2017) Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False" Template:Dbunk
  3. (4/27/2017) Jared Kushner built a real estate empire with help from a rich Israeli family, some bribes, and a few other conflicts of interest Template:Confl๐Ÿช

Washington PostEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) You know that whole "the Bible says the unemployed shouldn't be allowed to eat" thing? Yeah, about that. Bonus: WaPo edits the hit piece without admitting their errors. Tag is for WaPo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ฐ
  2. (4/13/2017) Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk DHSโ€™s acting spokeswoman called the papers โ€œpre-decisional documentsโ€
  3. (4/18/2017) Trump's Twitter history and his policy decisions today are a staggering minefield of hypocrisy ๐Ÿ‘ŒTemplate:Hyp
  4. (4/20/2017) President Trump's claim that "no administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days" than his earns him yet another four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker list of Trump's promises and Washington Post tracks Trump's promises
    1. (4/21/2017) Trump complains that everyone is trying to measure his Presidency by a deadline he set, and by a standard metric used to measure all past Presidents; calls it ridiculous Template:Petu๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘
  5. (4/21/2017) I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy Template:StiggTemplate:Gopgov
  6. (4/22/2017) The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well Template:DripTemplate:Oc1.0

LA Times and their readersEdit

  1. (4/2/2017) The Los Angeles Times is shocked, SHOCKED, that no one seems to be sympathetic to Trump supporters after it ran several articles describing their struggles in a hostile post-election world 
  2. (4/2/2017) Part One of Four 
    1. (4/9/2017) An explanation of its Pres. Trump series by the LATimes editorial board. Article links to entire six part series of op-eds 

Neal GablerEdit

journalist, historian, film critic

  1. (4/2/2017) Good news, America: We aren't heading for fascism. We're heading towards political anarchy Template:FascTemplate:Anrk

Chris WallaceEdit

FOX News anchor

  1. (4/3/2017) Today in BizarroWorld: FoxNews grills Scott Pruitt, gets him to admit climate change is caused by human activity 

ProPublicaEdit

Pulizer Prize winning blog

  1. (4/4/2017) Spiceweasel gets taken to task on Twitter by someone other than Dippin' Dots rsch}}

Carl BernsteinEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Carl Bernstein says Trump's War on the Press reminds him of Watergate. And he would know Template:Nixon
  2. (4/5/2017) Carl Bernstein tells Jason Miller Prince was part of Trump's campaign. Yeah, I assumed he was talking about the late singer too, but he was referring to Russian collaborator Erik Prince; everyone knows Prince the singer was a fan of Clinton 

Jake TapperEdit

Chief Washington Correspondent, CNN; anchor of both The Lead with Jake Tapper, and State of the Union

  1. (4/25/2017) Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days 

Seth MeyersEdit

host, "Late Night with Seth Meyers"

  1. (4/5/2017) Seth Meyers shares everything you need to know about right wing propaganda machine Breitbart but were afraid to ask or afraid to have in your browser history Template:Show

Jedediah BilaEdit

former Fox News host

  1. (4/5/2017) Former Fox News host Jedediah Bila says she "was not given a pants option" ๐Ÿ“บ

Rachel MaddowEdit

host, "The Rachel Maddow Show

  1. (4/5/2017) Bannon is out of the NSC meetings, Li'l Kim Jong is shooting his load into the Sea of Japan and there's not enough popcorn... but we can still get together for The Rachel Maddow Show, 9:00 PM EDT 
  2. (4/13/2017) A GBU-43 is dropped on ISIS-K, the GCHQ raised the first alarm on the Russians and Trumpers and the Mar-a-Lago health inspection score hits "an all time low". Time to watch the roundup on The Rachel Maddow Show, 9 PM EDT on MSNBC Live thread
  3. (4/17/2017) Rachel Maddow Show's reporting on Trump and Russia and the record ratings it's enjoying is making FoxNews nervous 
  4. (4/19/2017) Trump wants to dump Iran deal even though it works, Sir Jason of Chaffetz bravely runs away from re-election and Elizabeth Warren is in the hot seat for "The Interview." It's Rachel Maddow at 9:00 PM EDT on MSNBC - let's watch together Live thread||maddow}}
  5. (4/20/2017) Rachel Maddow's program must be moved to 8PM to further cement Bill O'Reilly and Fox News's humiliation ๐Ÿ“ข
  6. (4/25/2017) Chaffetz and Cummings agree that Flynn's in trouble, Ivanka gets booed in Berlin and apparently the Trump team didn't transition to the WH so much as get crapped out. Rachel explains it to us at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC 

John HarwoodEdit

chief Washington Correspondent, CNBC

  1. (4/6/2017) The Romero News Network reports that Trump's economic strategy sounds more like an infomercial than a real plan 

Van JonesEdit

CNN political commentator

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump spits in the faces of conservative women. No word if this is before or after he grabs them by the pussy ๐Ÿ“ข

Anderson CooperEdit

that Vanderbilt broad's kid

  1. (4/6/2017) Jeffrey Lord tries to invent new conspiracy theory over Susan Rice, forcing Anderson Cooper to hold back gales of laughter even as the alien whose forehead grew like a mighty oak kept pressing on with his insanity Template:Oc4.1

Joan WalshEdit

National Affairs Correspondent, The Nation

  1. (4/8/2017) "It shouldn't be surprising, but it is to me nonetheless: Plenty of liberals who've long criticized Donald Trump as unfit to be president are praising his strike on Syrian airfields." Let's see who th-OHHH the DNC darlings, how unexpected Template:ShayratTemplate:LoyopTemplate:Murcn

Bob CescaEdit

Salon

  1. (4/11/2017) When can we start holding the NRA complicit for terror attacks like the one in San Bernardino? 

Katy WaldmanEdit

staff writer, Slate

  1. (4/10/2017) When Trump or his allies says someone is "good people," they are usually bad people 

John OliverEdit

host, "Last Week Tonight"

  1. (4/10/2017) John Oliver explains why everyone should be terrified of Trump's strike on Syria, including the quick turn-around the country exhibited in using the air field; "Delta passengers take longer to get back in the air" Template:Shayrat

Rick Wilson, Daily BeastEdit

national Republican political strategist, media consultant

  1. (4/10/2017) "The cancer in the presidency isn't his staff-though they reflect his shoddy intellect, his shallow impulsiveness, his loose grasp of reality, and Chinese-menu ideology. The problem is Trump himself, and nothing and no one can change that" 

Alisyn CamerotaEdit

former FOX spokesmodel, current co-anchor CNN's New Day

  1. (4/10/2017) CNN anchor asks senator if he understands Trump's Syria policy. His response? "No. Do you?" ๐Ÿ˜›

David BoddigerEdit

writer, Fusion.com

  1. (4/10/2017) "The Trump administration has no idea what it's doing on Syria," says the headline that is two words too long 

Various news outletsEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Democracy has survived two months of Trump, but don't get too cocky 

Alex PareeneEdit

Fusion.com

  1. (4/11/2017) Airlines treat you like garbage because capitalism only works in theory ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
    1. (4/12/2017) Hopefully Trump's future FAA head Chris Christie says "Everybody who flies, everybody who flies commercially knows that United is awful" calls on the administration to "review how the airlines are using overbooking, stop them from doing it," ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

Bruce WrightEdit

International Business Times

  1. (4/12/2017) When you put all of Sean Spicer's lies, insults, and mistakes together in a timeline, it really makes you wonder how he's managed to hold onto his job this long 

CNN, MSNBC "Chyron" writers/fact checkersEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) Nazi Spice's Holocaust comments were almost immediately derailed in real-time by chyrons, the "BREAKING NEWS" ticket that networks use to say things like "Note: HITLER GASSED MILLIONS" 

Chauncey DeVegaEdit

writer, Salon

  1. (4/12/2017) Attention confused liberals: You are the punchline. Trump voters love him because it makes you upset. That's it. It's that simple. They hate you, and they will happily let Trump kill them because they know it makes your eyeball twitch. The End Template:Stigg

Osita NwanevuEdit

Slate editorial assistant

  1. (4/12/2017) Donald Trump: Remembers what flavor of cake he had but not which country he bombed 

Steve BenenEdit

MSNBC contributor, producer "The Rachel Maddow Show"

  1. (4/13/2017) Rarely is the question asked: is our President learning? 
  2. (4/26/2017) Spicer: Trump has rebuilt America's global standing. No, I'm serious, stop laughing, I'll run you over with my podium if you don't quit it ๐Ÿ˜›

Luke Harding, Stephanie Kirchgaessner and Nick HopkinsEdit

reporters for The Guardian

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

Ashley FeinbergEdit

senior reporter for the Special Projects Desk, @ the Gizmodo.com family of tubes

  1. (4/13/2017) Since we can't afford to buy politicians internet browsing history, let's see what Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-uberjaeger) is up to the apparent online handle he uses on several sites is "uberjaeger"

Noah MillmanEdit

The Week

  1. (4/14/2017) Populist presidents inevitably betray their voter base and supporters. Trump is no exception ๐Ÿ†

James D. ZirinEdit

Time Magazine

  1. (4/14/2017) Meet the man who inspired and fueled Trump's paranoia "demonizing his enemies; fabricating claims out of whole cloth; relying on conspiracy theories; expressing suspicion that others are out to get him, including the intelligence agencies, the FBI, Obama (with unsupported allegations of wiretapping), and the media; pandering to anger and fear in the populace; gross exaggeration, and distortion; xenophobia, racism, and letโ€™s not forget misogyny"โ”

Heather TimmonsEdit

White House correspondent, Quartz.com

  1. (4/15/2017) Having recently awakened from a coma, on Mars, in a cave, an astute journalist has noticed that perhaps maybe, just maybe the President shouldn't be sending out hallucinatory tweets at 6am Template:Late๐Ÿผ

Philip BumpEdit

National correspondent, Washington Post

  1. (4/17/2017) In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago 

Rebecca BallhausEdit

Washington, D.C. bureau reporter, Wall Street Journal

  1. (4/17/2017) You know what isn't complicated? Money laundering Template:Laund

Paul WaldmanEdit

contributor, The Week

  1. (4/17/2017) "But a few months into the Trump presidency, we haven't seen too much in the way of deals. As a matter of fact, we haven't seen any deals, at least not any of consequence. Is it possible that Donald Trump was never such a great dealmaker?" 

The MediaEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Trump thinks a 7-point win for a GOP candidate in a Kansas district he carried by 30 points 6 months ago is somehow a big win for him that the evil media is downplaying to deny him his due credit ๐Ÿ“ฐ
    1. (4/17/2017) Fake president says fake media is "badly slanted." Must be a day that ends in Y again ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  2. (4/19/2017) Who knew that our POTUS calling real news "fake" would result in our enemies using it for propaganda against us? ๐Ÿ‘„

Jefferson MorleyEdit

AlterNet.com

  1. (4/18/2017) Trump's deep ties to organized crime 

Nate SilverEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Nate Silver: Trump probably won't defy gravity. Trump: Screw you, I'm floating to the moon 
  2. (4/24/2017) Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss Template:DefoppTemplate:2016

Palmer ReportEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) The FBI has flipped Rudy โ”Template:Wish
  2. (4/18/2017) Feds have McConnell and Ryan dead to rights on complicity in Trump/Putin Affair. A bunch o Traitors I tell ya Template:Wishโ”

MSNBC Program SchedulerEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Rachel Maddow's program must be moved to 8PM to further cement Bill O'Reilly and Fox News's humiliation ๐Ÿ“ข

Wall Street JournalEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Exxon, which until recently was run by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, has applied for a waiver to do business with Russia, which is currently run by Tillerson's boss applied for a Treasury Department waiver to resume work with the Russia oil giant PAO Rosneft in areas covered by sanctionsTemplate:Qpq

Hollywood and The PressEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) MAOA Hollywood and the press formed a united front against President Trump trying to undermine him and "Make America Obama Again."๐Ÿ“ฐ

POLITICO/Morning Consult pollEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Donny gets his 100 day report card. Let's just say that it's a good thing today happens to be 4/20 

JoongAng IlboEdit

Korean newspaper, called Trump's claim about where the Carl Vinson was the "Carl Vinson lie"

  1. (4/20/2017) ... aaaand now our enemies are mocking our military bluffs and laughing at us because of our incompetence. Wait, did I say 'enemies'? I meant allies ๐Ÿ˜›
    1. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak

Pew Research CenterEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Trump's approval rating hits a new low and he's dragging down the entire Republican party and brand with him Template:Gopgov

Mark HillEdit

columnist, editor and interviewer for Cracked.com

  1. (4/19/2017) "What's that old saying? 'Those who don't learn from history are doomed to draw tortured parallels to score cheap points on social media in lieu of actually addressing modern problems?'" Template:Godw

Shane BauerEdit

senior reporter, Mother Jones

  1. (4/19/2017) So what happens when you go undercover with Neo-Nazis marching in Berkeley? Oh dear. FARK: And the police shrug Template:Astro

Matthew RozsaEdit

breaking news writer, Salon.com

  1. (4/20/2017) Fox News staffers worry that O'Reilly's departure is just the beginning, unintentionally admitting that there are other sexual predators at Fox News ๐Ÿ‘™Template:Boys
  2. (4/22/2017) The Romero Institute of Political Science wonders if Obama's first 100 days were better than Trump's 

Christina WilkieEdit

political reporter based in Washington DC, The Huffington Post

  1. (4/20/2017) Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious? campfin{{}}
    1. (4/25/2017) Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up 

Keith OlbermannEdit

where ever he's working, it won't be for long

  1. (4/20/2017) Keith Olbermann says he always knew Bill O'Reilly was a menace ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ‘™

Time MagazineEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan ๐ŸŒ…

Phillip CarterEdit

senior fellow at the Center for a New American Security and adjunct professor of law at Georgetown University

  1. (4/21/2017) This might shock you, but in Trump's White House there is no clear chain of command as no one knows who's really in charge Template:Gopgov

Eugene RobinsonEdit

columnist, former assistant managing editor of the Washington Post

  1. (4/21/2017) Words you don't want to describe your health care plan: "Comically bad" 

MarketWatch.comEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department Price owns shares in Zimmer Biomet Holdings Inc., which make parts for ankle replacement surgeries, on average 60% increase from Medicare under new proposalTemplate:Confl

Washington ExaminerEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Whiny liberal MSM media still complaining about the "excessive costs" of Trump's weekend getaways. Wait, it's the Washington Examiner? Oh dear Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf

Hamilton NolanEdit

Senior Writer, Fusion.com

  1. (4/21/2017) Why is money you make for literally doing nothing taxed at a lower rate than money you earn for working? 

Michael MooreEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) 'Ignorance leads to fear, fear leads to hate. Trump knew that' says Yoda, getting his own quote wrong 

USA TODAYEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies Template:ConflTemplate:LaundTemplate:Drip

Steven PearlsteinEdit

columnist, Washington Post

  1. (4/21/2017) "What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries Template:PetuTemplate:Gopgov

The Arizona RepublicEdit

  1. (4/22/2017) Turns out Trump was right about some protestors being paid. Only problem is, the paid protestors they could find were being paid by Republicans. (sad trombone) Template:Astro

Juliana Rose PignataroEdit

breaking news and science reporter, International Business Times

  1. (4/22/2017) A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago Template:White

Julie PaceEdit

White House Correspondent, Associated Press

  1. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" ๐Ÿ“ฐ
    2. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    3. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 
    4. (4/26/2017) Colbert gives us a rundown of Trump's first hundred days Template:Dstc

Garrett EppsEdit

contributing editor for The Atlantic; constitutional law professor, University of Baltimore

  1. (4/23/2017) How to prevent the inevitable showdown between Church and State an argument for dismissing Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia v. ComerTemplate:Ch st๐Ÿ‘

Michael MonksEdit

publisher, River City News

  1. (4/23/2017) Another Trump Campaign Chair has been indicted for minor sex trafficking. What is it with Republicans and kids? charges from indictment, The River City News

WKRCEdit

CBS affiliate in Cinncinnati

  1. (4/23/2017) Another Trump Campaign Chair has been indicted for minor sex trafficking. What is it with Republicans and kids? charges from indictment, The River City News

ABC News/Washington Post and their pollEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) Trump approval rating falls to record lows. This is not a repeat from basically every day since January 20 
    1. (4/24/2017) An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards 

NBC News/Wall Street Journal and their pollEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) Trump approval rating falls to record lows. This is not a repeat from basically every day since January 20 
    1. (4/24/2017) An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards 

Ulrich BaerEdit

professor of German and Comparative Literature, NYU

  1. (4/24/2017) NY Times: People whose views we don't like shouldn't have the right to free speech - for that they are free to create a blog Template:1stTemplate:Snow

Osita NwanevuEdit

editorial assistant, Slate

  1. (4/25/2017) Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election? Template:Drag

Tim MakEdit

Senior Correspondent, The Daily Beast

  1. (4/25/2017) Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election? Template:Drag

Gail MarksJarvisEdit

financial columnist, Chicago Tribune

  1. (4/25/2017) Just like Trump's head, Trump Tower in Chicago is abnormally empty Template:Trump

Lindy WestEdit

Seattle-based writer, editor and performer

  1. (4/25/2017) 100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit 

Ryan CooperEdit

national correspondent, TheWeek.com

  1. (4/25/2017) The road to Hell is paved with means-testing. Meanwhile, the road to Heaven is covered with single-payer health care, tuition-free college, and puppies for all Template:47pc

Mara LiassonEdit

national political correspondent, NPR

  1. (4/25/2017) Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline Template:Legcy

The Media in their BubblesEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘

Standing Committee of CorrespondentsEdit

supervises the US Senate Daily Press Gallery?s operations, upholds rules and approves applications for credentials to cover both houses of Congress

  • the 5 Standing Committee members are elected to 2-year terms by credentialed reporters
  • applicants for credentials must reveal financial and ownership information to ensure that the news outlet isn?t tied to any special interest group that might be lobbying within the halls of Congress
  1. (4/25/2017) Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future committee declined to extend temporary passes for Breitbart beyond their May 31, 2017 expiration date; also noted that Bannon?s White House financial disclosure included a different date of his separation from Breitbart than CEO Larry Solov had originally indicatedTemplate:Confl

White House Correspondents' AssociationEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future committee declined to extend temporary passes for Breitbart beyond their May 31, 2017 expiration date; also noted that Bannon?s White House financial disclosure included a different date of his separation from Breitbart than CEO Larry Solov had originally indicatedTemplate:Confl

Amy DavidsonEdit

staff writer, New Yorker

  1. (4/25/2017) Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him 

Jonathan EasleyEdit

staff writer, The Hill.com

  1. (4/25/2017) Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them Template:Trip

Harry EntenEdit

senior political writer and analyst, FiveThirtyEight

  1. (4/25/2017) Forget approval ratings, you have to watch generic ballot polls to understand how much people hate Trump Template:2018e

Amanda CarpenterEdit

former communications director for Ted Cruz, CNN political commentator

  1. (4/26/2017) Ivanka Trump is becoming the worst parts of Hillary Clinton 

Callum BorchersEdit

writer, Washington Post

  • accused counselor to the president, Kellyanne Conway, of having a three-step process for deflecting a question she doesn't know the answer to:
1. paraphrase something Trump has said
2. use a banal phrase
3. change the subject
  1. (4/26/2017) It's looking more and more like Kellyanne Conway is not going to win 'Celebrity White House Apprentice' 

Mike AllenEdit

co-founder of Axios; co-founder of Politico

  1. (4/26/2017) Ivanka Trump is starting her own foundation and is now accepting Czechs Template:Confl๐Ÿ‘Œ

Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFAEdit

the greatest living American

  1. (4/26/2017) Colbert gives us a rundown of Trump's first hundred days Template:Dstc

Jesse WattersEdit

soon-to-be-former critic, Fox News Channel

  1. (4/26/2017) Well that escalated quickly Template:Dbag
    1. (4/27/2017) Well, that escalated quickly. Jesse Waters now on "vacation" after he thought implying that he wanted a beej from Ivanka Trump on live tv was a good idea. Escalation trifecta now in play Template:Dbag

Dan RatherEdit

journalist

  1. (4/26/2017) Having solved the Kenneth Frequency mystery, Dan Rather is back and is taking aim at Trump 

Rodong SinmunEdit

official newspaper of the ruling Workers' Party

  1. (4/26/2017) North Korea media issues a threat to "wipe out" the United States. Wall Street bankers: We tried that back in 2007 and it's harder than it looks โš 

Michelle GoldbergEdit

columnist, Slate

  1. (4/27/2017) Democrats have a duty to investigate every single instance of Trump's scandals 

White House Team at PoliticoEdit

Josh Dawsey, White House Reporter, Shane Goldmacher, chief White House correspondent, and Alex Isenstadt, reporter

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe Template:Last

Seth AbramsonEdit

freelance journalist, @SethAbramson

  1. (4/27/2017) Why did Carter Page agree to a confidentiality agreement with Russia? tweeted "BREAKING: Carter Page reveals that Russians swore him (and J.D. Gordon) to secrecy regarding their RNC conversation"Template:Page


Iย Will Restore Law And Order To Ourย CountryEdit

I Alone Can Fix ItEdit

While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State

Preet BhararaEdit

U.S. Attorney, southern district of New York

  1. (4/4/2017) Preet Bharara was prosecuting Carter Page's Russian spy handler when Donald Trump fired him (Some possibly Not safe for work ads on page) Template:Trial

Judge David J. Hale, LouisvilleEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Plaintiffs: We claim Trump incited violence against us. Federal Judge: I'll allow it Judge David J. Hale, Louisville; Plaintiffs: Kashiya Nwanguma, Molly Shah, Henry Brousseau๐Ÿ’ฅ
    1. (4/16/2017) Trump supporter: I only attacked a woman because Trump told me to and said he'd pay for my legal bills defendant Alvin Bamberger (represented by attorney Stephen Pence) is accused of shoving protester Kashiya Nwanguma at a Louisville, Kentucky, rally on March 1, 2016๐Ÿ’ฅ

First Amendment in conjunction with the InternetEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) All that President Bannon talk really pissed off Trump. Well, as much as President Bannon will allow Trump to be pissed off Template:1st

Anonymous user(s) behind @ALT_USCIS Twitter accountEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) The Trump administration is all for unmasking when it comes to twitter accounts critical of the president Twitter v. Department of Homeland Security, et al., filed in US District Court, Northern District of California, 3:17-cv-01916Template:Rogue

Dana BoenteEdit

US Attorney, Eastern District of Virginia

  1. (4/6/2017) In the middle of the night Trump changes the line of succession in the DOJ to make it possible for him to appoint who will lead the investigation into his Russian affairs 

7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in ChicagoEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Turns out that gay people have rights. Go figure ๐Ÿ‘ช

Government Accountability OfficeEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition 

Senator Angus King (I ME)Edit

  1. (4/10/2017) CNN anchor asks senator if he understands Trump's Syria policy. His response? "No. Do you?" ๐Ÿ˜›

US District Judge Nelva Gonzales RamosEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) Texas judge ruled for a second time that the state's voter ID laws discriminate against minorities. If she has to tell them again, she threatened to put Texas in timeout until it can play nice with everyone Veasey v. AbbottTemplate:Voter

Dave KernerEdit

Palm Beach County Commissioner

  1. (4/10/2017) Trump's golf course visits cost local county so much that they're considering a special Trump Tax Palm Beach County spends more than $60,000 a day when the president visits

Unnamed senior administration officialEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Russia knew about the Syrian Chemical attack in advance Template:UssriTemplate:KshknTemplate:Proxy

Unnamed Senior Administration OfficialsEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Tillerson and Mattis are forming the Axis of Adults in the Trump administration ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜›

FISA CourtEdit

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC) created by the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 (FISA) in response to Nixon-era Senate investigations into domestice intelligence gathering and has been ammended repeatedly since 9/11

  1. (4/11/2017) US official: FBI obtained a FISA warrant on former Trump advisor Carter Page Anonymous US official

Unnamed Congressional intelligence source(s)Edit

  1. (4/12/2017) Both Democrats and Republicans agree: Devin Nunes is full of so much crap, they actually can get along long enough to say so Template:BipTemplate:Oc4.1

state of HawaiiEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) Hawaii is going all in on that travel ban fight 

DBPREdit

Florida state Department of Business and Professional Regulation

  1. (4/13/2017) Mar-a-Lago may be home to unhealthy parasites. The food is questionable, too 

FECEdit

Federal Election Commission

  1. (4/17/2017) You know what isn't complicated? Money laundering Template:Laund

US District Court Judge Gonzalo CurielEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right? Curiel, who presided over the Trump University case, was chosen at random to the case of Juan Manuel Montes, the "Dreamer" who was deportedTemplate:Deport
    1. (4/20/2017) AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III: "We Can't promise that Dreamers won't be deported" and since, grammatically, two negatives in a sentence cancel each other out, what he REALLY said was "We can promise Dreamers will be deported" ๐Ÿš“

US District Court Judge Derrick WatsonEdit

    1. (4/20/2017) Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii "I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power"

Office of Government EthicsEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Trump's deputy commerce secretary pick withdraws his name from consideration Template:Confl

Protester's First Amendment RightsEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC ยง 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day Template:Snow๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‘

Rep. Mark DeSaulnier (D CA 11th)Edit

  1. (4/24/2017) "The most dangerous person in America isn't a terrorist, it's the person who's president of the United States" Template:Townh

Rep. Ted Lieu (D CA 33rd)Edit

  1. (4/24/2017) "Dear "Attorney General" Sessions: You are a racist and a liar. Actually, just joking. Oh wait, your record shows you are a racist & a liar." Sincerely, California Congressman Ted Lieu Template:Lit

Continental Outer Shelf Lands Act of 1953Edit

  1. (4/25/2017) Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial Template:StiggTemplate:ParkTemplate:Land

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D CA 12th)Edit

  1. (4/25/2017) Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada 

Supreme Court Justice Sonya SotomayorEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Supreme Court Justice dares to argue that the most glorious and infallible police force should maybe not be able to claim "he reached for something" whenever they want a free pass on murdering people pages 14-22, dissenting from the denial of certiorari, Salazar-Limon v. City of Houston๐Ÿ‘ฎ

Supreme Court Justice Notorious RBGEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Supreme Court Justice dares to argue that the most glorious and infallible police force should maybe not be able to claim "he reached for something" whenever they want a free pass on murdering people pages 14-22, dissenting from the denial of certiorari, Salazar-Limon v. City of Houston๐Ÿ‘ฎ

US District Judge William Orrick IIIEdit

blocked Trump's executive order withholding federal funds from sanctuary cities

  1. (4/26/2017) Trump again vows to take the court to court US District Judge William Orrick III blocked Trump's executive order withholding federal funds from sanctuary citiesTemplate:Goppol
    1. (4/27/2017) If the mainstream media's headline is reading like a Fark headline there might be cause for concern Template:Sancity

House Oversight and Government Reform CommitteeEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) Shep Smith on Fox News: The way this administration is handling the Michael Flynn scandal looks and feels like a cover up 


We May Have To Get You A Larger RoomEdit

FBIEdit

CIAEdit

CIA DirectorEdit

  1. (4/14/2017) CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government Template:Ussri

former CIA White House LiasonEdit

whose name is being withheld by The Washington Post at the request of the CIA was on a standard two-year rotation to the White House

  • worked under Cohen-Watnick
  • within days of the Nunes Panic was told without explanation to clear out his desk and return to the agency
  1. (4/22/2017) The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well Template:DripTemplate:Oc1.0

Linda WeissgoldEdit

senior CIA analyst, CIA's suggested candidate to replace Cohen-Watnick in NSC and was interviewed by McMaster

  1. (4/22/2017) The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well Template:DripTemplate:Oc1.0

NSAEdit

Treasury Department's Financial Crimes Enforcement NetworkEdit

tracks global money laundering

  1. (4/18/2017) Trump's deep ties to organized crime 

Mary B. McCordEdit

Principal Deputy Assistant Attorney General for National Security, acting head of the DoJ's national security division

  1. (4/20/2017) Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia investigation, but that hasn't stopped him from firing people that are producing results Mary B. McCord is "stepping down" as acting head of the departmentรขย€ย™s national security division and leaving the federal governmentTemplate:Retire

At Least 5 Unnamed Senior U.S. Intelligence OfficialsEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) U.S. intelligence officials acquire Russian think tank plans to interfere with 2016 election by pushing Trump via fake news and undermining the validity of the election. Good thing those plans never left the drawing board Template:Drip๐Ÿ“ฌ

Sally YatesEdit

former acting Attorney General

  1. (4/25/2017) Clapper & Yates to testify at Senate Hearing on Russian hacking on May 8. How will they "accidently" die between now and May 7th? Template:Ussrh

James ClapperEdit

former director of national intelligence

  1. (4/25/2017) Clapper & Yates to testify at Senate Hearing on Russian hacking on May 8. How will they "accidently" die between now and May 7th? Template:Ussrh

Defense Intelligence AgencyEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) The Pentagon specifically warned Flynn not to become a Russian agent when he retired from the US military in 2014 the Defense Intelligence Agency warned Flynn to avoid accepting foreign payments upon retirement; Flynn is under a DoDIG investigationTemplate:Drip


I Want To Use HairsprayEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) For some reason, scientists usually donate to Democrats rather than Republicans. I wonder why that could be 

Jonathan HaidtEdit

social psychologist, author, The Righteous Mind: Why Good People Are Divided by Politics and Religion

  1. (4/11/2017) Say, just how badly do all them libby lib egg-head sycology poindexters misunderestimate the true genus of conservative thougt hmmm? Let's ask American Thinker โš—

NASAEdit

NASA Astrophysics Public Affairs Officer Felicia Chou

  1. (4/13/2017) Live NASA conference on oceans in the Solar System, hosted by that cute woman with the squeaky voice Live thread

National Commission on Forensic ScienceEdit

chartered in 2013 by Obama

  1. (4/10/2017) Judges, Lawyers, and Science community: "Maybe we should make sure these forensic techniques used to convict people are accurate?" Obama: "Great idea" AG Lynch: "Here's the committee." *Cops shift nervously* AG Sessions: "Hold my beer, I got this" National Commission on Forensic Science, chartered in 2013 by Obama๐Ÿ‘ฎTemplate:Stigg

Jane GoodallEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Jane Goodall, Bill Nye, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson would all like it if you marched for science this upcoming weekend 

Bill NyeEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Jane Goodall, Bill Nye, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson would all like it if you marched for science this upcoming weekend 

Neil DeGrasse TysonEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Jane Goodall, Bill Nye, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson would all like it if you marched for science this upcoming weekend 

Yale UniversityEdit

  1. (4/22/2017) You don't say "Ad Hoc 'Town Hall' Meeting: Does Professional Responsibility Include the Duty to Warn?"

Dr. John GartnerEdit

practicing psychotherapist, founding member of Duty to Warn, an organization of mental health professionals who think Mr Trump is mentally unfit to be president

  1. (4/22/2017) You don't say "Ad Hoc 'Town Hall' Meeting: Does Professional Responsibility Include the Duty to Warn?"

Dr. Bandy LeeEdit

assistant clinical professor, Yale Department of Psychiatry

  1. (4/22/2017) You don't say "Ad Hoc 'Town Hall' Meeting: Does Professional Responsibility Include the Duty to Warn?"

James GilliganEdit

psychiatrist and professor, New York University

  1. (4/22/2017) You don't say "Ad Hoc 'Town Hall' Meeting: Does Professional Responsibility Include the Duty to Warn?"

The Left and Their ScienceEdit

  1. (4/23/2017) The twenty-one best March for Science and Reason protest signs Template:SciTemplate:Protest
    1. (4/24/2017) Carl Sagan ruined science sci{{}}
  2. (4/24/2017) Five lies the March for Science refused to spread "If [the left's] priority truly is science, and not pushing a particular political doctrine, then they should have no problem acknowledging the following scientific facts, which are a frequent cause of panic, outrage, and denialism on the left: there are only two genders; race is not a social construct; green energy is inefficient; inequality is not (predominantly) socially constructed; men and women are born differentโš—


We Will Reform The U.S. Education SystemEdit

Students at Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of GovernmentEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) It's the cool kids club "Resistance School" or "Dumbledore's Army"

Allan LichtmanEdit

professor of history, American University, Washington, DC

  1. (4/18/2017) That professor right-wingers love to quote because he predicted Trump's win, now predicts Trump will be impeached. What are we hearing from right-wingers? (crickets) 

American Library AssociationEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Republicans celebrate the death of Net Neutrality by knifing public libraries in the kidney and pushing them onto the "slow lane" tracks Template:BiblioTemplate:Public

Dr. Lars MaischakEdit

history lecturer (currently doing research off campus), California State University, Fresno, go Bulldogs! "To save American democracy, Trump must hang. The sooner and the higher, the better."

  1. (4/19/2017) 'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh? Well, is he wrong? Or do traitors get to choose the method?Template:Trait

Phillip CarterEdit

senior fellow at the Center for a New American Security and adjunct professor of law at Georgetown University

  1. (4/21/2017) This might shock you, but in Trump's White House there is no clear chain of command as no one knows who's really in charge Template:Gopgov

Georgetown UniversityEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) College students "scare away" Donald Trump's counterterrorism advisor by asking questions. Sad ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ฐ

Danielle AllenEdit

professor of government, Harvard

  • started Declaration Resources Project
    • "create innovative and informative resources about the Declaration of Independence [in order to] encourage and equip individuals to engage with the text and context of the Declaration in new ways"
  1. (4/25/2017) A new parchment copy of the Declaration of Independence, written in the 1780s, has been discovered and, well, read it for yourself: "We, the undersigned colonies, do declare our independence by forming the Caliphate of the US based on Sharia law" The Sussex Declaration is a display copy uncovered in 2015 at the West Sussex Record Office, Chichester, UK; believed to have been commissioned by James Wilson a Pennsylvania lawyer and nationalist at 1787 Conventionhist{{}}

Emily SneffEdit

researcher, Harvard

  1. (4/25/2017) A new parchment copy of the Declaration of Independence, written in the 1780s, has been discovered and, well, read it for yourself: "We, the undersigned colonies, do declare our independence by forming the Caliphate of the US based on Sharia law" The Sussex Declaration is a display copy uncovered in 2015 at the West Sussex Record Office, Chichester, UK; believed to have been commissioned by James Wilson a Pennsylvania lawyer and nationalist at 1787 Conventionhist{{}}

University of Washington, Seattle students and protestersEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Andrew ReynoldsEdit

professor of political science, University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill

  1. (4/26/2017) Trump administration member Sebastian Gorka's political science degree is an Alt.PhD Gorka's PhD dissertation: "Content and End-State-based Alteration in the Practice of Political Violence since the End of the Cold War: the difference between the terrorism of the Cold War and the terrorism of al Qaeda: the rise of the ?transcendental terrorist"" from Corvinus University of Budapest


When Someone Crosses You, My Advice Is โ€˜Get even!โ€™Edit

William HurtEdit

New Mexico rancher

  1. (4/2/2017) Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy" 

14 companies that hate freedom of speechEdit

Mercedes-Benz, Hyundai, BMW of North America, Mitsubishi Motors, Lexus, Constant Contact, Bayer, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Untuckit, Allstate, T. Rowe Price, GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi, Wayfair

  1. (4/4/2017) Fourteen advertisers have pulled out of "The O'Reilly Factor" over the last 24 hours. Coming up next: "The O'Reilly Factor", now on some obscure right-wing talk radio station near you Template:Boyc๐Ÿ‘™

TwitterEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) The Trump administration is all for unmasking when it comes to twitter accounts critical of the president Twitter v. Department of Homeland Security, et al., filed in US District Court, Northern District of California, 3:17-cv-01916Template:Rogue
    1. (4/8/2017) Gov't: "On second thought, maybe we don't need to know this information after all." Twitter: "Yeah, that's what we thought. Now go run along and play with your toys like a good boy" 

Karl RoveEdit

Bannon before Bannon was Bannon

  1. (4/10/2017) Karl Rove finally lets the cat out of the bag, and says that White House staff have been leaking info on each other for weeks, as three factions compete with one another for power 

Rep. Patrick McHenry (R NC 10)Edit

chief deputy whip, GOP Caucus

  1. (4/10/2017) You're not going to believe this, but when it comes to things like preexisting conditions, guarantee issue and medical underwriting, House Republican leadership is now supporting Obamacare. MA WE NEED THE FAINTING GOATS Template:Coopt

Republican votersEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Republican voter's support is really starting to slip for congressional GOP types ...almost starting to look like the Democratic base 

Joe ScarboroughEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Joe Scarborough slams President Bannon: 'This guy can't implement making a ham sandwich' 
  2. (4/21/2017) Joe Scaroborough back on the Palin train Template:BlessTemplate:Aw

People in Coal Mining CommunitiesEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Coal country's message to Trump: "We want jobs of the future" 

Trump campaign supportersEdit

  1. (4/14/2017) "I'm not so infatuated with Trump that I can't see the facts" said the blind man to the thief ๐Ÿ†

Scott McConnellEdit

founding editor of the American Conservative

  1. (4/15/2017) Founder of The American Conservative says he is having "second thoughts" about voting for Trump as his vote wasn't for Jared and Ivanka's policies Template:Shayrat

Dmitry KiselyovEdit

anchor of Rossiya 1 channel's "Vesti Nedeli"
on Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un

  • "Both are dangerous, but who is more dangerous? Trump is."
  • "Limited international experience, unpredictability, and a readiness to go to war."
  1. (4/17/2017) Someone in the Russian government has now realized that mistakes were made in 2016 ๐Ÿ˜Template:Ussrn๐Ÿ’ฃ

Amanda KnoxEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Trump is pissed that Amanda Knox doesn't like him ๐Ÿ‘‘

57% in a Pew Research PollEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Trump is making the GOP heinously unpopular again. At this rate, the Democrats may actually come close to winning a Presidential election in my life time again Template:Gopgov

The Texas Lyceum and 61% of TexansEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Even in Texas polls show that 61% of respodents oppose building a border wall. However if you apply mathemagical formulae to subtract all the non-citizens responding illegally to the poll, the Border wall is favored by 96.8% of Texans 

David BrooksEdit

conservative political and cultural commentator, The New York Times

  1. (4/18/2017) Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled

Bloomberg NewsEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Stop me if you've heard this one before. So a Trump cabinet secretary and a Russian billionaire walk into a business deal together ๐Ÿช

Nebraskan farmersEdit

Argue that the Keystone Pipeline will:

  • threaten the local economy by taking prime farming and grazing lands through eminent domain
  • threaten the local water source, the Ogallala aquifer, one of the largest freshwater aquifers in the US
  • seize American private property for a foreign company
  • provide only temporary jobs that will end with construction
  • provide limited tax revenues which will decline over time
  1. (4/20/2017) Nebraskan farmers to make the strongest, most compelling case than we've ever heard against Keystone pipeline by pointing out how it may hurt some white people Template:Keypipe
    1. (4/23/2017) Fox News host interviews Nebraska farmer she's sure will agree with her claims the Keystone XL pipeline will make the U.S. energy independent. That's when he reminded her the oil it transfers isn't from the U.S. Art Tanderup, Nebraska farmerTemplate:Keypipe

Megyn KellyEdit

former Fox News bimbo

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what 

Rupert MurdochEdit

executive chairman News Corp

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what 

Roger AilesEdit

former president and CEO of Fox News

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what 

North Carolina State Board of ElectionsEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) NC Republicans: "Voter fraud runs rampant in North Carolina." Auditors seen doing some sort of hand jerking motion Template:Avotef๐Ÿš“

Real Estate RoundtableEdit

board includes Trump's fellow NYC developers

  1. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž

Jay NordlingerEdit

senior editor, National Review and book fellow, National Review Institute

  1. (4/24/2017) Conservative blogger reminisces about bashing Obama for golfing so much, totaling the millions of taxpayer dollars Obama spent on family vacations, counting how often he said "I" or "me" in speeches. Then a miracle occurs 

FOX NewsEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home Template:Boyc๐Ÿ“ข

ChobaniEdit

makers of Greek yogurt

  1. (4/25/2017) You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it Chobani LLC v. Jones, CV42-17-1659, District Court for the Fifth Judicial District of the State of Idaho (Twin Falls)Template:Ref

Hamdi UlukayaEdit

owner of Chobani

  1. (4/25/2017) You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it Chobani LLC v. Jones, CV42-17-1659, District Court for the Fifth Judicial District of the State of Idaho (Twin Falls)Template:Ref

Shepard SmithEdit

poor, poor Shepard Smith

  1. (4/26/2017) Shep Smith on Fox News: The way this administration is handling the Michael Flynn scandal looks and feels like a cover up 

Wall StreetEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days" ๐Ÿ“Ž

CATO InstituteEdit

libertarian think tank founded by Charles G. Koch and funded by Charles and his brother, David H. Koch

  • named for "Cato's Letters"
    • 144 essays written by John Trenchard and Thomas Gordon, under the pseudonym of Cato
    • first published between 1720 and 1723
    • condemned corruption, lack of morality and warned against tyranny in the British political system
  1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
    1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we won't pull out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
      1. (4/27/2017) Trump: doesn't know what NAFTA is 

Several Senate RepublicansEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) New House Obamacare repeal bill is already flatlining on the Senate EKG unit Template:GoplegTemplate:Stigg

Unnamed White House AidesEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe Template:Last

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