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It is for the mess for the current month, June, 2017
If for some reason you want to see previous month's worth of dreck, check out the archive


Head ToupeeEdit

NicknamesEdit

This section will provide the many nicknames this asshole has earned for the month of June, 2017 with credit when known. They are in approximate order of appearance on the internet.
For the full, categorized list, please visit this page

  1. Orange Nero
  2. Orange Emperor
  3. Emperor Trump
  4. Drumkin
  5. toupeed totalitarian[1] (Michael Harriot, The Root.com)
  6. President Safe Space
  7. Donnie Demento
  8. Donnie The Unprepared
  9. President Word Salad[2]

EponymsEdit

Health of PresidentEdit

DisabilityEdit

  1. (5/6/2017) The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery Template:Myth
  2. (5/7/2017) The day before fired Justice Dept. official Sally Yates is scheduled to testify, Trump unlocked his Twitter account again and angrily demanded the "fake media" begin investigating nonexistent ties between Democrats and Russia πŸ˜Ί
  3. (5/8/2017) "What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air" 
  4. (5/8/2017) Trump moves onto witness tampering "Ask Sally Yates, under oath, if she knows how classified information got into the newspapers soon after she explained it to W.H. Council (sic)" @realDonaldTrump Twitter accountπŸ’£
  5. (5/9/2017) Trump goes on Twitter tantrum after Sally Yates humiliates him and the entire GOP πŸ’£
    1. (5/9/2017) Trump claims the story of his collusion with Russia is a 'total hoax.' Well, I guess that settles it, then. Someone hit the lights πŸ’£
  6. (5/9/2017) Trump: Trudeau almost begged me to not kill NAFTA. Canada: Actually, your own aides called us and begged Trudeau to not give in to your demands πŸ’£πŸΌTemplate:Eh
  7. (5/9/2017) During the signing of his religious "liberty" executive order, Trump cited the case of military vets who could not receive religious objects as a reason for his order. Pentagon: WTF are you talking about? πŸ‘Template:Blow
  8. (5/11/2017) As a matter of national security, it's time to delete little Trumpy's Twitter account πŸΌπŸ’£
  9. (5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comey⚠
    1. (5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
    2. (5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
  10. (5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence  the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
  11. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey

General Decision MakingEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say Template:Gopgov
  2. (5/12/2017) Despite being told that General Flynn might be compromised and open to blackmail by the Russians, Trump says he took 18 days to fire him because "it didn't seem like an emergency" 
  3. (5/12/2017) Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy" the President tweeted: "...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"πŸ’£Template:Petu
    1. (5/12/2017) Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV πŸ’£Template:Petu
    2. (5/12/2017) Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease Independent UK headline: "Donald Trump says he wants to do press briefings instead of Sean Spicer"Template:Micro
      1. (5/13/2017) Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one? of course it's FOX; also, the President "increasingly sees himself as the White House's only effective spokesman"Template:Micro
    3. (5/13/2017) WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool' David Axelrod: "The most hazardous duty in Washington these days is that of Trump surrogate because the president constantly undercuts the statements of his own people ... [y]ou wind up looking like a liar or a fool"Template:MicroπŸ’£
  4. (5/11/2017) Trump was going to fire Comey regardless, as "he's a showboat, he's a grand-stander" in an interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, Trump said of Comey: "Look, he's a showboat, he's a grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago ? it hasn't recovered from that"Template:ComeyπŸ’£
  5. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
  6. (5/13/2017) Unlike his ego, Trump's inner circle is rapidly shrinking Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, campaign spokeswoman, Hope Hicks and longtime bodyguard, Keith SchillerπŸ‘‘Template:GopgovTemplate:Noose


Responsibilities and Duties of PresidentEdit

"Commander" in "Chief"Edit

Laws SignedEdit

Veterans Choice Program Extension and Improvement ActEdit

reauthorizing "Veterans' Access to Care through Choice, Accountability, and Transparency Act of 2014 (Veterans Choice Act)"

Signing Statement(s)Edit

previous presidents often issued such statements to signal they might ignore or disregard parts of laws passed by Congress

  • statement accompanying HR 244
  1. (5/6/2017) Ummmm ... yes, President Trump, white people are allowed to go to HBCUs White House spokesman: "President Trump has identified certain provisions [which may] conflict with his constitutional authority and duties ... [he] will interpret those provisions consistent with the Constitution"Template:SignsTemplate:AffacTemplate:Kylem

Executive OrdersEdit

  1. (5/5/2017) While you were all focused on the Obamacare repeal, Trump was busy giving evangelical christian nut jobs a brand new slate of new advantage Template:TheoπŸ‘Template:Ch st
  2. (5/9/2017) During the signing of his religious "liberty" executive order, Trump cited the case of military vets who could not receive religious objects as a reason for his order. Pentagon: WTF are you talking about? πŸ‘Template:Blow
  3. (5/11/2017) Trump to launch voter fraud distraction... I mean commission "Establishment of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity"; commission to be led by Pence😺Template:Cc3.0Template:Stigg
    1. (5/12/2017) President Trump is against voter fraud Template:AvotefTemplate:Costnza
    2. (5/12/2017) The terrifying, nefarious reason for Trump's sudden decision to investigate voter fraud Trump Election Commission includes Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of StateπŸ”₯Template:OrwellTemplate:AvotefTemplate:VotesTemplate:Gopref
      1. (5/12/2017) Guess what Trump's Vice Chair of the new "election integrity" commission has had done to him four times. No, no, no... guess again Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, has been sued--and lost--four times for voter suppression (Brennan Center: Royster v. Rizzo; Fish v. Kobach; Brown v. Kobach; League of Women Voters v. Newby)πŸ”₯Template:Votes

Contact with Foreign DignitariesEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Foreign leaders have their own "art of the deal" when working with Trump: flattery. That should get the crow to drop the cheese Template:Weak🍼Template:Last
  2. (5/4/2017) Trump deletes tweet saying it was an "honor" to meet Palestinian leader Abbas. So if you're playing at home, it's ok to say it would be an honor to meet brutal North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, but not Mahmoud Abbas πŸ˜›
  3. (5/4/2017) Trump getting ready to make his first diplomatic trip as President, where he will visit the golf courses of Saudi Arabia, Israel and Rome anonymous senior administration official told reporters, that the trip is about "making sure the three faiths work together" to combat radicalism, deprive terrorists of funding, and tackle intractable issues like Syria, the continuing Israeli Palestinian conflict, and the interference of Iran throughout the MideastTemplate:VisitTemplate:Magic
  4. (5/7/2017) Pope Francis I to meet with Donald Trump when Trump visits the Vatican. The Pope has already set aside 18 hours of his time just to schedule a confession from Religion News Service: Pope Francis will receive the Hon. Donald Trump, President of the United States of America, on Wednesday, 24 May 2017, at 8:30 a.m. in the Apostolic Palace[3]Template:Pope
  5. (5/10/2017) You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press Live threadRussian press posted pictures on Twitter of Trump in the Oval Office shaking hands with: Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister and Sergey Kislyak, Russian Ambassador to the USTemplate:FordigTemplate:Ussrpup
  6. (5/11/2017) Still think things are normal? Trump White House officials may have just let Russian spies into the Oval Office. Yes, AGAIN unnamed photographer was allowed to enter the Oval Office under standard screening for White House visitors; identified as Lavrov?s official photographer; later discovered the photographer also worked for TASS, the government-owned Russian news agency (largest in Russia and the fourth largest in the world after Reuters, the Associated Press (AP) and Agence France-Presse (AFP))Template:UssryTemplate:Psecb
    1. (5/11/2017) Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865 CNN counterterrorism analyst Phil Mudd, "the President acted in a cowardly fashion; he's a coward ... the President can't pick up the phone to say 'thank you for your service, goodbye,' but he can shake the hands of someone who was involved in subverting an election!?"
    2. (5/11/2017) White House claims "they tricked us" when the guy with a camera in the Oval Office introduced to all as Sergei Lavrov's photographer turned out to be a photographer Template:UssryTemplate:Psecb
      1. (5/12/2017) Trump is outraged photos of his collusion with Russia at the White House have been leaked Template:UssryTemplate:PsecbTemplate:Bustd
    3. (5/11/2017) "When Trump hosted Sergey Lavrov in the Oval Office after firing the FBI director who was overseeing an investigation into Trump's collusion with the Russians, he was breaking with precedent at the specific request of Vladimir Putin" Russia policy experts ... worry ... that Trump is allowing Lavrov?and Putin?to define the terms of his dealings with them on key issues such as Ukraine and SyriaTemplate:UssrpupπŸ˜›
    4. (5/12/2017) Former KGB spy says that the Trump administration is incompetent, also notes that water is wet, and the sun is bright Jack Barsky, the former KGB spy told CNN's Don Lemon, "I'm shaking my head at the incompetence of the Trump staff. The staff are supposed to protect the integrity of the White House ... The wheels are coming off. It's mind boggling."

Apology TourEdit

Actual Work PerformedEdit






Ceremonial DutiesEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) As you leave this institution of higher learning, as so many have before, you're going to face and meet many challenges, and I'd like to leave you with some wisdom: I'm really rich. Really really rich. Believe me. Beat crooked Hillary. So nasty President Trump expected to deliver commencement speeches at Liberty University and the Coast Guard Academy
    1. (5/13/2017) "In America, we do not worship government. We worship God" President Trump delivered Liberty University commencement, Lynchburg, VA, Saturday May 13, 2017Template:KylemπŸ‘β‰ Template:Fasc

Attempts At Policy-makingEdit

Review of His Term So FarEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Trump afraid to leave the White House, likely because he is afraid his spray tan will run if he's outside for too long Template:RevTemplate:Oot
  2. (5/11/2017) Looking back on the craziest twenty-four hours in Washington history rev{{}}


Setting an AgendaEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) The first day I became President, they set me down at the desk, big chair and dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I'm thinking "how much better can it get?" Then I get a gorgeous silver bowl, from the Republican Party, and they want me to do what? Template:ApolTemplate:Gopgov
  2. (5/5/2017) Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise Template:PandrTemplate:Sombfa
  3. (5/13/2017) Who knew rocket science could be so complicated? NASA's acting administrator, Robert M. Lightfoot, Jr., said the Trump administration's idea to add a crew to the Space Launch System's first flight is technically feasible, but cost, time, and risk prohibitiveTemplate:Wkiwsc

Foreign PolicyEdit

To view the chaos caused around the world by America's Executive Embarrassment, please visit this page: The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf

  1. (5/1/2017) Argentina: We're going to give President Jimmy Carter our highest honor. Donald Trump: Oh no, you don't President Macri rescinds award for former President Carter at the urging of the Trump administration; Carter was to be honored by Argentina with their highest honor for a foreign person, the Order of the Liberator General San MartΓ­n, in recognition of "his work in promoting human rights during Argentina?s last military dictatorship"Template:PetuTemplate:Stigg
  2. (5/3/2017) "There is no reason there's not peace between Israel and the Palestinians - none whatsoever." - Donald Trump πŸ˜›Template:BlessTemplate:Magic
    1. (5/4/2017) According to Trump Israelis and Palestinians work together beautifully, is there anywhere he can go from here? πŸ˜›Template:Magic
  3. (5/3/2017) Donald and Ivanka, still pimping a Philippine condo project "[the Manila project] is inconsistent with how the US has been relating to Duterte since he came to power. But it is consistent with what is important to Donald Trump."Template:ConflTemplate:PilipπŸ˜›Template:Trump
  4. (5/5/2017) Now we've angered the Australians. You won't like the Australians when they're angry Template:StrayaπŸ˜›
  5. (5/11/2017) "When Trump hosted Sergey Lavrov in the Oval Office after firing the FBI director who was overseeing an investigation into Trump's collusion with the Russians, he was breaking with precedent at the specific request of Vladimir Putin" Russia policy experts ... worry ... that Trump is allowing Lavrov?and Putin?to define the terms of his dealings with them on key issues such as Ukraine and SyriaTemplate:UssrpupπŸ˜›

Attempts at LeadershipEdit

Firing James ComeyEdit

  1. (5/9/2017) We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 1 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
    1. (5/9/2017) ? Comey comey comey comey comey coMEE is gone. You come and go, it's thread two oo oo oo ? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 2 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
    2. (5/10/2017) Remember when Democrats wanted Comey fired? Good times Template:ComeyTemplate:Acfbsabsvr}}β‰ 
  2. (5/10/2017) Sessions told to do it Trump White House released letters from both Attorney General Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein justifying the decisionTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Jfo
    1. (5/10/2017) Trump has been screaming at TVs, asking aides why the investigation isn't going away, demanding they go defend him πŸ’£πŸ‘‘πŸ†
    2. (5/10/2017) Elizabeth Warren laughs along with us at Trump's claim that Comey was fired because of Hillary Clinton "There?s nobody left in America who believes that Donald Trump fired James Comey ? because James Comey was mean to Hillary Clinton"Template:Comey
  3. (5/10/2017) Let's see the score on how the GOP is reacting to news of Comey's termination. Livid: None Yet. Angry: 3 Skeptical: 6 Accepting: 6 Enthusiastic: 3 Angry: Flake (AZ), Comstock (VA), McCain (AZ), Curbelo (FL); Skeptical: Amash (MI), Sasse (NE), Lankford (OK), Burr (NC), Gowdy (SC), Corker (TN); Accepting: McConnell (KY), Tillis (NC), DeSantis (FL), Graham (SC), Banks (IN), Collins (ME), Rubio (FL); Enthusiastic: Roy Blunt (MO), Grassley (IA), Cornyn (TX)Template:ComeyTemplate:Svy
  4. (5/10/2017) Trump wanted a public execution to serve as a message to all of his enemies πŸ†
  5. (5/10/2017) Fox News' breaking news on James Comey's firing: "James Comey Resigns" Template:OrwellTemplate:Lit
  6. (5/10/2017) "FBI agents in tears as news of Comey's firing spread" Template:ComeyTemplate:ConsqTemplate:Awake
  7. (5/10/2017) How confident are the Russians that they have a friend in the Oval Office? Confident enough to openly mock reporters for questioning the firing of Comey Template:Ussrpup
  8. (5/10/2017) Rare sighting of a headline that asks a question and the answer is "Oh, hell yes"Headline asks: Is this a Constitutional Crisis? Politico asks legal experts to size up the Comey firing spec{{}}Template:ComeyTemplate:Constcrss
  9. (5/10/2017) McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that "Today we'll no doubt hear calls for a new investigation, which could only serve to impede the current work being done"Template:SopTemplate:Gopgov
  10. (5/11/2017) Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants America to "move on" from the Russia investigation. With bonus Baghdad Bob "nothing to see here" pic Sanders again claimed the letters Trump received from both Sessions and Rosenstein "outlined the basic atrocities in circumventing the chain of command and the Department of Justice"Template:MagicTemplate:Goat
  11. (5/11/2017) Man oh man oh Chaffetz House Oversight Committee chair, Rep. Chaffetz, requested the Department of Justice?s inspector general review Trump?s decision to fire ComeyTemplate:AcfTemplate:Noose
  12. (5/11/2017) FBI agents: We never thought the leopard would try to eat _our_ faces, but it has, and it's time to take the leopard out Template:AcfTemplate:Reac
  13. (5/11/2017) Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865 CNN counterterrorism analyst Phil Mudd, "the President acted in a cowardly fashion; he's a coward ... the President can't pick up the phone to say 'thank you for your service, goodbye,' but he can shake the hands of someone who was involved in subverting an election!?"
  14. (5/11/2017) Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times NYTimes published open letter to the Deputy Director of the FBITemplate:SopTemplate:Acf
    1. (5/11/2017) Rosenstein threatened to resign. No word on why he didn't β”
    2. (5/12/2017) Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination a Rosenstein briefing before the entire Senate will likely be closed and partially classified; "My caucus still believes that Attorney General Sessions must be made available to the Senate in a similar capacity ... I hope that the majority leader [McConnell] comes to the right decision and grants our request to question Mr. Sessions"Template:Comey
  15. (5/11/2017) Trump was going to fire Comey regardless, as "he's a showboat, he's a grand-stander" in an interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, Trump said of Comey: "Look, he's a showboat, he's a grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago ? it hasn't recovered from that"Template:ComeyπŸ’£
    1. (5/11/2017) Not Sean Spicer tells the Press that removing Comey will help bring the Russia/Trump investigation to a conclusion first Huckabee Sanders said, "We want this to come to its conclusion ... with integrity ... And we think that we've actually, by removing Director Comey, taken steps to make that happen"; later that day, Trump tells NBC: "When I [fired Comey] now I said, I probably, maybe will confuse people ... [but did it anyway] to do the right thing for the American people"Template:ComeyπŸ’£Template:MagicTemplate:Goat
      1. (5/12/2017) You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people" Template:RevTemplate:BestπŸŒ…Template:Goat
      2. (5/12/2017) Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed no new direct quotes from Comey, only a quote from the letter to colleagues, previously released by CNN: "I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all ... I'm not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. I hope you won't either. It is done, and I will be fine, although I will miss you and the mission deeply."Template:DefoppTemplate:Comey
    2. (5/12/2017) Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly" Template:Slip
    3. (5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence  the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
    4. (5/12/2017) After Trump's disastrous interview with Lester Holt last night, his aides retreated to their offices in dour moods. Trump spent the night fuming and rage tweeting Rosie O'Donnell. Dear Americans, this is not normal Template:RevTemplate:ComeyTemplate:EggTemplate:Dig
    5. (5/12/2017) The White Houses explanations for firing Comey keep crumbling due to their inability to keep their story straight and Trump not being able to shut up Template:ComeyTemplate:EggTemplate:Dig
    6. (5/12/2017) Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015 bus{{}}Template:Oc8.0Template:Magic
    7. (5/12/2017) A direct admission of obstruction of justice. Should I not have done that? Was that a bad thing? in his interview with Lester holt, the President said, "when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won'"Template:MagicTemplate:Comey
      1. (5/12/2017) Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD YouTube clipTemplate:Tapes
      2. (5/12/2017) Comey at me bro a source familiar with the matter told CNN: "if there is a tape, there's nothing [James Comey] is worried about"Template:ComeyTemplate:Bluff
      3. (5/12/2017) Wikileaks offers $100,000 bounty on the Trump-Comey tape Wikileaks tweeted, "WikiLeaks offers US$100k for the Trump-Comey tapes. To increase the reward send Bitcoin to reward address: 1FfzC3KrbrJ3CRbz4hqHnxSqvYfy9M5CT"Template:ComeyTemplate:Tapes
    8. (5/12/2017) NBC claims that Trump said something true during interview NBC fact checks Lester Holt interview of President TrumpTemplate:Dbunk
    9. (5/12/2017) Trump: "I think we're doing a great job," ignoring the latest poll numbers that place him in lame duck Bush year territory In the interview with NBC's Lester Holt, the President proclaimed, "[My poll numbers] were so good, so strong, that if the election were held today, I would win by a lot more than I did on November 8 ... And I think we're doing a great job."Template:Oot
  16. (5/11/2017) The New Yorker nails its cover yet again. This time addressing the Comey affair the cover is a cartoon of Attorney General dragging former FBI Director James Comey away like Dr. David Dao with Trump overseeing
  17. (5/11/2017) Trump cancels visit to the FBI headquarters after FBI warns him he will not be greeted warmly. Dude, you poked the wrong hornet's nest 
  18. (5/11/2017) There's trolling, and then there's trying to get Merrick Garland to replace Comey 
  19. (5/12/2017) Jeff Sessions must resign on "The Lead with Jake Tapper" Senator Kamala Harris (D CA) calls for Sessions' resignationTemplate:Comey
  20. (5/12/2017) Fox reporter: So, what do you think about this Comey firing? Random Guy: It should have happened earlier, but I think it's to distract us from Russian inf- Fox reporter: OOPS, so sorry, gotta go when asked about Comey's firing, Pat Flagherty (sp), a customer at the Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland told Fox & Friends correspondent Griff Jenkins, "I think it should have been done much earlier ... I think--not to be too Machiavellian about it--why does it take such a long time for these guys to arrive at this conclusion. Is it because we're getting too tight in finding out too much information linked to [Russian President Vladimir] Putin?"; Jenkins abruptly moved away and on to another customerTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Slap
  21. (5/12/2017) Comey claims Trump demanded loyalty from him at that dinner and he demurred Comey said he was summoned to have dinner at the White House with the President while there he was asked to pledge his loyalty to Donald Trump; Trump disputes Comey's account saying Comey was the one who requested the dinner and did so to ask to keep his jobTemplate:Comey
    1. (5/12/2017) Huh. Apparently, Trump wasn't honest about his dinner with Comey. Who'da thunk it? Template:ComeyTemplate:Bustd
  22. (5/12/2017) In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell πŸ˜ΊTemplate:Weak
  23. (5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comey⚠
    1. (5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
    2. (5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
  24. (5/12/2017) Dick Burr might be the last man who can stop Trump 
  25. (5/12/2017) Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal Template:ComeyTemplate:Collu
  26. (5/12/2017) Contradicting Trump, Roger Stone says the two have spoken fairly recently Stone admitted contact with suspected Russian hacker "Guccifer 2.0"; CNN reported Stone recommended firing Comey to President; President tweeted: "The Roger Stone report @CNN is false--Fake News. Have not spoken to Roger in a long time--had nothing to do with my decision."; Friday, May 12, 2017 on ABC's "The View", Stone: "I'm not going to contradict the president and I'm not going to say when I spoke to him ... but I would say this, I have spoken to him very recently"Template:ComeyTemplate:Dig
  27. (5/12/2017) 5 very important questions regarding Comey's firing and the FBI investigation of Russiagate, answered bts{{}}Template:Comey
  28. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
  29. (5/13/2017) "I was a Watergate prosecutor; I know obstruction when I see it. And Trump's firing of Comey was just that" Jill Wine-Banks, one of three assistant special prosecutors who tried Watergate's obstruction of justice caseTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Nixon

Finding Comey's ReplacementEdit

  1. (5/10/2017) Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down a report from Reuters suggest Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. and Rudy Giuliani for the positionTemplate:Horse
  2. (5/13/2017) Four people interviewed for FBI job. Let's see, there's Larry, Curly, Moe, and who's the fourth stooge? AG Sessions and deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will interview: Andrew McCabe, current acting FBI Director; Alice Fisher, former DoJ criminal division chief; Michael Garcia, a New York state appeals court judge; John Cornyn, GOP senator from TexasTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Crony

Upcoming Comey TestimonyEdit

  1. (5/13/2017) James Comey declines to testify... unless it's in public Template:ComeyTemplate:Willtest

Hiring FreezeEdit

Gutting Every DepartmentEdit

PrivatizationEdit

IRSEdit

White House Press CorpsEdit

Campaign Promise(s)Edit

GeneralEdit

Tax "Reform"Edit

  1. (5/6/2017) The House passing their healthcare bill might have actually delayed tax reform πŸ“ŽTemplate:Rconc
  2. (5/7/2017) Following the healthcare vote, fearing not enough faces will be eaten, the GOP decides to go after your 401k Template:CreepTemplate:401kπŸ“Ž

Tax CutsEdit

  1. (5/8/2017) 35 of 37 economists said Trump was wrong, the other two misread the question the two economists are: Kenneth Judd, Stanford University and Bengt Holmstrâm, MITTemplate:Svyβœ‚

America First!Edit

JobsEdit

Coal JobsEdit

Deporting 12 million ImmigrantsEdit

Nationwide Deportation ForceEdit

=The Great White WallEdit

InfrastructureEdit

"Budget"Edit

working to eliminate areas of duplication and inefficiency; programs across the government are targeted, including ones with congressional support

Budget for ONDCPEdit

Office of National Drug Control Policy

  • "to shift focus from duplicative and burdensome administrative tasks" and focus its efforts to "better address the top drug threats, including the opioid epidemic"
  • proposed cuts for the fiscal year that begins October, 2017 include:
    • 95% reduction to just $24 million
    • 33 full-time employees would be eliminated--roughly half the office?s staff
    • eliminate its two major programs, Drug-Free Communities Support Program and High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area program
  1. (5/6/2017) Is it me, or did Trump just end the war on drugs and focus his 'Drug Czar' on serious addictions - like opiods? You'd think many on the left would cheer this news but ::Crickets: Barry R. McCaffrey, 'Drug Czar' 1996 - 2001: "It sends a terrible message. Why send this bizarre political signal in the middle of what is without question a major health-care crisis in America"; in an e-mail, Richard Baum, acting director of ONDCP wrote: cuts are "at odds with the fact that the President has tasked us with supporting his Commission on Combatting Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis", they are "drastic" and "heartbreaking"Template:StiggTemplate:XfedπŸš“
  2. (5/6/2017) The House passing their healthcare bill might have actually delayed tax reform πŸ“ŽTemplate:Rconc
  3. (5/8/2017) "What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air" 
  4. (5/11/2017) Director of the US Census Bureau resigns. Surely it won't count for much John H. Thompson resigned Tuesdsy, May 9, 2017Template:XfedTemplate:Gerry

DebtEdit

Public HealthEdit

MarijuanaEdit

TradeEdit

Repeal NAFTAEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Stop me if you've heard this before: Trump supporters thought they'd get a free pass through the damage Trump said he'd inflict on Americans πŸ†Template:FarmTemplate:Negot
  2. (5/9/2017) Trump: Trudeau almost begged me to not kill NAFTA. Canada: Actually, your own aides called us and begged Trudeau to not give in to your demands πŸ’£πŸΌTemplate:Eh

Repeal "Johnson amendment"Edit

  1. (5/4/2017) Oh, Jesus Template:Ch stTemplate:501c3
    1. (5/4/2017) Trump's new pass for religious discrimination was signed... I've got Monday morning. Who wants Friday afternoon on the "Federal Judge Issues Injunction/Ban" pool? Presidential Executive Order Promoting Free Speech and Religious LibertyπŸ‘
    2. (5/5/2017) You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out the "religious liberty" executive order was a giant photo-op and isn't worth spit, so the ACLU isn't bothering to sue Template:Stunt
  2. (5/5/2017) While you were all focused on the Obamacare repeal, Trump was busy giving evangelical christian nut jobs a brand new slate of new advantage Template:TheoπŸ‘Template:Ch st
    1. (5/5/2017) Donald Trump's big big bizarre religious day. Christ, what an asshole some feel Trump's religious freedom promises remain unfulfilledTemplate:RellibTemplate:Stunt
    2. (5/5/2017) The ACLU may not be filing suit over Trump's latest Executive Order, but the FFRF damn well did Template:RellibTemplate:Ch st

Ending Opioid AddictionEdit

  1. (5/6/2017) Is it me, or did Trump just end the war on drugs and focus his 'Drug Czar' on serious addictions - like opiods? You'd think many on the left would cheer this news but ::Crickets: Barry R. McCaffrey, 'Drug Czar' 1996 - 2001: "It sends a terrible message. Why send this bizarre political signal in the middle of what is without question a major health-care crisis in America"; in an e-mail, Richard Baum, acting director of ONDCP wrote: cuts are "at odds with the fact that the President has tasked us with supporting his Commission on Combatting Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis", they are "drastic" and "heartbreaking"Template:StiggTemplate:XfedπŸš“

DonTCareEdit

  1. (5/1/2017) Trump sabotages the Republican Obamacare-replacement negotiations "Pre-existing conditions are in the bill. And I mandate it. I said, ?Has to be.'"Template:Last
  2. (5/2/2017) With a margin of 22 votes in the House, and 20 moderate House republicans already on record as "no" votes, and 24 more undecided-including several of the Whips; the chances of Ryan actually kicking the football THIS time? Not looking good Template:Gopgov
  3. (5/4/2017) Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/5/2017) By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it Template:FnbTemplate:Stigg
  4. (5/4/2017) The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition 
  5. (5/4/2017) House to vote tomorrow to end Obamacare. You better get busy living and die quickly There will not be a new CBO report before Thursday's vote on the legislationTemplate:Goppol
    1. (5/4/2017) Will the House pass the ACHA on the third try? Will the Freedom Caucus split because they hate popular things? Will the Democrats force the moderate GOP's hand? Ginger, get the popcorn. THIS is your House ACHA Vote Thread Live threadTemplate:Goppol
  6. (5/4/2017) Obamacare flatlines Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/4/2017) Republican tells Dem Rep she's being 'hysterical' after powerful statement against 'Trumpcare' bill Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D TX 18th) called TrumpCare "the mother of all bombs" of healthcare being dropped on thevAmerican people" and said of the Republicans who voted for it, "may God have mercy on your souls!"; in reply, Rep. Doug Collins (R GA 9th) said, "if I had to defend Obamacare, I'd probably go into hysterics, too"Template:Stigg
  7. (5/5/2017) "Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter" Template:Goppol
    1. (5/5/2017) House Republicans gather for their Democratic opponents' 2018 campaign photo πŸ˜‚Template:Stunt
    2. (5/5/2017) Here's a list of who voted for or against Don'tCare so you can start planning your challenge for their seat Template:HrollTemplate:Goppol
    3. (5/5/2017) When even the Washington Post is calling for torches and pitchforks against the GOP, you done goofed Template:Goppol
  8. (5/5/2017) If you like your asthma you can keep it under the Republican healthcare plan...for a small extra fee of $4,000 Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
  9. (5/5/2017) People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder Template:GoppolTemplate:Apol
    1. (5/5/2017) Your genes are now a pre-existing condition Template:Stigg
  10. (5/5/2017) The NY Times still labors under the assumption that voters pay attention to policy and not stigginit to the libs Template:RevTemplate:Bts
  11. (5/6/2017) Americans now see health care as a right, not a privilege, and this is going to be a problem for politicians Template:Human
  12. (5/6/2017) The House passing their healthcare bill might have actually delayed tax reform πŸ“ŽTemplate:Rconc
  13. (5/7/2017) WHOA, even Star Trek's Deanna Troi is calling Paul Ryan's spokeswoman a 'lying sack of sh*t' for Trumpcare lie Strong tweeted, "While we're setting the record straight: AHCA was posted online a month ago, went through 4 committees, & has been scored by CBO -- twice"
  14. (5/7/2017) Paul Ryan in 2009 - "I don't think we should pass bills that we haven't read and that we don't know what they cost... that's not good democracy." Paul Ryan in 2017 - "This is a kind of bogus attack from the left" πŸ‘ŒTemplate:HypoTemplate:Tidf


Repeal Obama-era policy/law/treatyEdit

Student Loan ProtectionsEdit

Paris Climate Change TreatyEdit

ACAEdit

DACAEdit

Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or "Dreamers"

Ending restrictions on rates for prison phone callsEdit

Ending internet privacy & security rulesEdit

FCC LifelineEdit

Waters of the United States (2015)Edit

defines which bodies of water are under federal authority

Dodd-FrankEdit

  • "Review" two provisions of Dodd-Frank (2010)
    • Orderly Liquidation Authority (process of liquidating a large, complex financial company that is close to failing) to determine risk, taxpayer liability, and "moral hazard"
    • Financial Stability Oversight Council (the process of designating banks and financial firms "too big to fail")

Tax InversionsEdit

when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country

Keystone XL PipelineEdit

National Monument DesignationsEdit

Offshore Drilling BanEdit

Net NeutralityEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Federal appeals court denies the Telecom industry's request to rehear their challenge to the FCC's Net Neutrality rules- on the grounds that their inside man at the Agency is poised to gut them anyway, so what's the point? rehearing US Telecom Association v. FCC "would be particularly unwarranted at this point in light of the uncertainty surrounding the fate of the FCC?s Order"Template:Stigg

PolicingEdit

Let's MoveEdit

Michelle Obama's comprehensive public health initiative to end obesity in children

  1. (5/1/2017) Today marks the end of our long, national nightmare, as Donald Trump announces that he is making school lunches great again Template:JunkTemplate:Stigg


MisinformationEdit

This section has become too large, hence it has been moved to several seperate pages:


ScandalsEdit

Steele DossierEdit

Executive griftingEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) With three years and infinite presumption to go before his 2020 campaign, Trump is profiting handsomely from his reelection 

Conflicts of InterestEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) The Dutch get ready to grab Trump by the whatever he has down there Template:WishTemplate:TrumpTemplate:LaundTemplate:Taxf
  2. (5/3/2017) Donald and Ivanka, still pimping a Philippine condo project "[the Manila project] is inconsistent with how the US has been relating to Duterte since he came to power. But it is consistent with what is important to Donald Trump."Template:ConflTemplate:PilipπŸ˜›Template:Trump
  3. (5/5/2017) State Department retweets positive mention of Ivanka's book, then deletes it because someone pointed out it was a massive conflict of interest Template:ConflTemplate:Shill
  4. (5/5/2017) Corey Lewandowski, the living embodiment of conflict of interest, quits his lobbying firm Template:LobbyTemplate:ConflπŸͺTemplate:Drip

Pay-to-playEdit

Trump OrganizationEdit

where the Trump White House refers business inquiries

  • Nationwide it owns or rents (with values range from about $200,000 to $35 million each):
    • at least 422 luxury condos and penthouses
    • 12 mansion lots on bluffs overlooking his golf course on the Pacific Ocean
      • plus dozens more smaller pieces of real estate
  • Nationwide sales, since announcing his candidacy:
    • at least 58 units nationwide for about $90 million (almost half of those sold to LLCs)
  • Nationwide sales, since Election Day:
    • at least 14 luxury condos and home-building lots for about $23 million (half of those sold to LLCs)

No names were listed in deeds, obscuring buyers' identities

  • Nationwide rentals:
    • numbers are not available, but include companies or individuals tracing to addresses in at least a dozen countries

Ethics violationsEdit

Tax ReturnsEdit

Release OfEdit







Avoiding Release OfEdit

Possible Release OfEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) Donald Trump says his IRS audit could end soon, after which he could release his tax returns. He'll also start embracing the media, vacation with Nancy Pelosi and give Kim Jong-un the Medal of Freedom 

Reasons Why They Need To Be PublicEdit

  1. (5/5/2017) Corey Lewandowski, the living embodiment of conflict of interest, quits his lobbying firm Template:LobbyTemplate:ConflπŸͺTemplate:Drip
  2. (5/8/2017) What is said on the golf course, stays on the golf course, except when it's Eric Trump bragging about how the Russians helped them bankroll their North Carolina course, and how they 'go there all the time.' Golly-gosh that's such a coincidence Template:ErictTemplate:GolfπŸͺTemplate:Sink
    1. (5/8/2017) Eric Trump denies saying something he said back in 2014 about Russian money comments to New York Post: "ItҀ™s a recollection from some guy three years ago through a third person"; "We own our courses free and clear"; "We have zero ties to Russian investors"; described the report as "categorically untrue" and "complete garbage"Template:ErictTemplate:GolfπŸͺTemplate:Sink
  3. (5/11/2017) Yeah, yeah, I might release my taxes... after I leave office. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket... after I leave office. My dopey followers will believe anything 
  4. (5/12/2017) We can relax everyone, Trump's lawyers have reviewed 10 years of his tax returns and found no income from Russia (with some exceptions) a letter signed by two "tax partners" with the law firm Morgan, Lewis, Brockius, LLP, Sheri A. Dillon and William F. Nelson did not include any copies of the returns for the years in questionTemplate:Fine
    1. (5/12/2017) When you need a law firm to certify that you have no financial connection to Russia you should really avoid the 2016 Russian Law Firm of the Year Chambers Europe Awards, 2016 Russia Law Firm of the Year: "This active Moscow office of an American firm offers top-level advice in regards to the energy sector and also houses very strong banking and M&A teams. Its in-depth sectoral expertise also includes TMT and private equity. Among recent highlights, the firm advised CTC Media on the sale of its Russian operating business to Russian investors."


Business FailuresEdit

  1. (5/10/2017) Trump is such a yuuuuge titan in business, his Taj Mahal casino just sold for 4 cents on the dollar Template:Trump


Attempts at TransparencyEdit

Workers and Visitors Entry SystemEdit

Sexual PredatorEdit

LeaksEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) How to identify every anonymous "Senior White House official". No, not by smell Template:Bts
  2. (5/12/2017) The Feds have Trump, et al, on tape talking to Russians. I hope this centipede has a fat bank account for all these shoes dropping Template:Drip
  3. (5/11/2017) Trump cancels visit to the FBI headquarters after FBI warns him he will not be greeted warmly. Dude, you poked the wrong hornet's nest 
    1. (5/13/2017) Insider reveals chaos inside White House. Lots of Yakety Sax and staff running around at double speed "The communications team shit the bed on the Comey firing and now the war with the FBI has them all scared and throwing each other under the bus ... Thank God I don?t work there. If I did, I?d be dialing up my attorney"Template:BtsTemplate:Noose

Alleged leaksEdit

Desperate Attempt to Make Investigating A Leak A ThingEdit

Not Really A LeakEdit

InvestigationsEdit

GeneralEdit

Not Under InvestigationEdit

Trump Campaign Contacts with RussiansEdit

To view the Fark threads about the connections between Trump and the Russians, please visit this page

Nadler's "Resolution of Inquiry"Edit

demanding Attorney General hand over "any document, record, memo, correspondence or other communication” pertaining to β€œcriminal or counterintelligence investigations” related to Trump, White House staff or his business"

Obama Alleged Phone-TappingEdit

Trump Tower Tapp

GAO Review of President's Travel ExpensesEdit

GAO Investigation into Trump Campaign Contact with RussiaEdit

  1. Government Accountability Office


CrimesEdit

This section will include all Fark threads related to crimes committed by the Head Toupee of anyone in his administration including Ivanka

Possible Obstruction of JusticeEdit

Possible Campaign Finance InproprietiesEdit

Possible LibelEdit

Possible Disclosure of CIA Intelligence on Live TVEdit

Allegedly Violated Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA)Edit

Peculiar Inaugural ContributionsEdit

Possible ObstructionEdit

  1. (5/13/2017) "I was a Watergate prosecutor; I know obstruction when I see it. And Trump's firing of Comey was just that" Jill Wine-Banks, one of three assistant special prosecutors who tried Watergate's obstruction of justice caseTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Nixon


LawsuitsEdit

This section will include all Fark threads related to lawsuits filed against the Head Toupee or anyone in his administration, including Ivanka

GeneralEdit

Citizens Action Coalition, et al. v. Indiana House Rep.Edit

Pence hid emails when governor of Indiana

Cork Wine BarEdit

owners suing President's business for unfair business practices

Modern Appealing ClothingEdit

suing Ivanka Trump for unfair business practices

CREWEdit

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington suing President for violating Emoluments Clause

FSFPEdit

Free Speech for People with NYAG suing President for abuse of power

Eric SchneidermanEdit

Attorney General, New York

Jeffrey A. LovitkyEdit

failure to comply with financial disclosure law

Summer ZervosEdit

former TV show contestant suing President for repeated attempted sexual assault

Makaeff v. Trump University, LLCEdit

sought refunds and punitive damages for breach of contract, fraud, negligent misrepresentation and bad faith

  1. (5/2/2017) Trump University settlement delayed by one person crazy enough to think they should get their money back from this fraud Sherri Simpson, Florida attorney; former Trump University customer/plaintiff is seeking full restitution for tuition, plus damages and interest taken from her under false pretensesTemplate:Trump

Inciting Violence at RallyEdit

City of PortlandEdit

challenging cutting off federal funds to sanctuary cities

Campaign Legal Center (CLC)Edit

alleges super PAC made illegal contributions to Trump 2016 campaign

Trump v. Paint SpotEdit

Removal From OfficeEdit

In GeneralEdit

OddsEdit

25th Amendment SolutionEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) When is it ok to say Trump is nuts? Now. Or yesterday. Tomorrow is a safe bet too Template:Apol
  2. (5/4/2017) Oh, George Will wrote an editorial about Trump's fitness for the presidency? Well, he's a lifelong conservative, so I can't imagine that he says anything too terr -- oh my 
  3. (5/5/2017) Donald Trump has become an international case study on politicians and mental health Template:Mh
  4. (5/2/2017) When is it ok to say Trump is nuts? Now. Or yesterday. Tomorrow is a safe bet too Template:Apol
  5. (5/4/2017) Oh, George Will wrote an editorial about Trump's fitness for the presidency? Well, he's a lifelong conservative, so I can't imagine that he says anything too terr -- oh my 
  6. (5/5/2017) Donald Trump has become an international case study on politicians and mental health Template:Mh
  7. (5/12/2017) Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy" the President tweeted: "...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"πŸ’£Template:Petu
    1. (5/12/2017) Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV πŸ’£Template:Petu
    2. (5/12/2017) Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease Independent UK headline: "Donald Trump says he wants to do press briefings instead of Sean Spicer"Template:Micro
      1. (5/13/2017) Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one? of course it's FOX; also, the President "increasingly sees himself as the White House's only effective spokesman"Template:Micro
    3. (5/13/2017) WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool' David Axelrod: "The most hazardous duty in Washington these days is that of Trump surrogate because the president constantly undercuts the statements of his own people ... [y]ou wind up looking like a liar or a fool"Template:MicroπŸ’£
  8. (5/13/2017) Unlike his ego, Trump's inner circle is rapidly shrinking Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, campaign spokeswoman, Hope Hicks and longtime bodyguard, Keith SchillerπŸ‘‘Template:GopgovTemplate:Noose

The Queen Elizabeth SolutionEdit

ImpeachmentEdit

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8Edit

Emoluments Clause

TreasonEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) Still think things are normal? Trump White House officials may have just let Russian spies into the Oval Office. Yes, AGAIN unnamed photographer was allowed to enter the Oval Office under standard screening for White House visitors; identified as Lavrov?s official photographer; later discovered the photographer also worked for TASS, the government-owned Russian news agency (largest in Russia and the fourth largest in the world after Reuters, the Associated Press (AP) and Agence France-Presse (AFP))Template:UssryTemplate:Psecb
    1. (5/11/2017) Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865 CNN counterterrorism analyst Phil Mudd, "the President acted in a cowardly fashion; he's a coward ... the President can't pick up the phone to say 'thank you for your service, goodbye,' but he can shake the hands of someone who was involved in subverting an election!?"
    2. (5/9/2017) "The entire White House should undergo polygraph tests over Russian scandal" 
    3. (5/11/2017) White House claims "they tricked us" when the guy with a camera in the Oval Office introduced to all as Sergei Lavrov's photographer turned out to be a photographer Template:UssryTemplate:Psecb
      1. (5/12/2017) Trump is outraged photos of his collusion with Russia at the White House have been leaked Template:UssryTemplate:PsecbTemplate:Bustd
    4. (5/11/2017) "When Trump hosted Sergey Lavrov in the Oval Office after firing the FBI director who was overseeing an investigation into Trump's collusion with the Russians, he was breaking with precedent at the specific request of Vladimir Putin" Russia policy experts ... worry ... that Trump is allowing Lavrov?and Putin?to define the terms of his dealings with them on key issues such as Ukraine and SyriaTemplate:UssrpupπŸ˜›
    5. (5/12/2017) Former KGB spy says that the Trump administration is incompetent, also notes that water is wet, and the sun is bright Jack Barsky, the former KGB spy told CNN's Don Lemon, "I'm shaking my head at the incompetence of the Trump staff. The staff are supposed to protect the integrity of the White House ... The wheels are coming off. It's mind boggling."
  2. (5/11/2017) Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times NYTimes published open letter to the Deputy Director of the FBITemplate:SopTemplate:Acf
    1. (5/11/2017) Rosenstein threatened to resign. No word on why he didn't β”
    2. (5/12/2017) Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination a Rosenstein briefing before the entire Senate will likely be closed and partially classified; Senator Schumer: "My caucus still believes that Attorney General Sessions must be made available to the Senate in a similar capacity ... I hope that the majority leader [McConnell] comes to the right decision and grants our request to question Mr. Sessions"Template:Comey

ResignationEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) Fox News, yes really Fox News, states that if Trump wants to quit, he should just say so noting that "Both his supporters and his growing list of opponents would... work together to give him what he wants, so he will go away" FOX News headline: "Does Donald Trump want to be president?"


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