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Responsibilities and Duties of PresidentEdit

"Commander" in "Chief"Edit

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump wags dog Template:Shayrat๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜บ
    1. (4/7/2017) Trump says attacks on Syria were of vital national interest and totally NOT a distraction from the unethical and extremely unpopular power grab in the U.S. Senate by Congressional Republicans Template:Shayrat๐Ÿ’ฃ
    2. (4/7/2017) Sounds like the puppet didn't get permission from his master before throwing a temper tantrum and bombing some arabs Template:ShayratTemplate:MemundTemplate:Proxy
    3. (4/19/2017) Trump's missile assault on Syria was justified by fabricated intelligence and documents so awful not even Senator Vreenak would have wasted time reviewing them Template:FabricTemplate:Shayrat
  2. (4/7/2017) Here comes the inevitable article claiming that Syria just changed EVERYTHING. If you had CNN in the poll, please click on the left to claim your prize ๐Ÿ†Template:Shayrat
  3. (4/7/2017) Donald Trump just learned the quickest way to seem "presidential" is to lob a bunch of bombs into another country ๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ˜บ
  4. (4/7/2017) So whats up with those B-3 Bombers being sent to Albania Template:EscaTemplate:Deploy
  5. (4/7/2017) Trump repeatedly told Obama not to attack Syria in 2013- hey why is my house in green night vision on CNN? 
  6. (4/9/2017) So what did China think of Trump's actions against Syria? Oh snap Template:Shayrat
  7. (4/9/2017) Bombing Syria was Ivanka's idea. Sleep well, Earth Template:Shayrat
    1. (4/11/2017) Isn't it great to live in a country where you can cry to your daddy about how much it sucks that chemical weapons were used on children and actually have daddy do something about it, international treaties be dammed? ๐Ÿ˜›
  8. (4/12/2017) Not today...maybe tomorrow. We are definitely not. You, maybe ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜›
    1. (4/12/2017) We're going into Syria 
  9. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (4/18/2017) Trump's "Armada" did not go towards North Korea; did not go past North Korea; was actually sent thousands of miles in the opposite direction from Korea; was on scheduled training exercises; was not put on alert; was actually single rubber bath ducky 
    2. (4/18/2017) Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles 
    3. (4/19/2017) The Carl Vinson carrier group wasn't actually underway to Best Korea to provoke Jong Un in a game of nuclear brinksmanship, but since we've had a week to think about it, it is now. Bottoms up, last call ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    4. (4/19/2017) WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder 
  10. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak
  11. (4/13/2017) U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  12. (4/13/2017) Taco Bell custodians yawn in disbelief after news of largest non-nuclear bomb in U.S. inventory dropped in Afghanistan after Green Beret was killed a 21,000-pound conventional bomb, MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast or "Mother Of All Bombs"), the GBU-43B was dropped out of the back of a C-130 over Nangarhar Province, Afghanistan๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ˜บ
    1. (4/14/2017) So the MOAB killed 36 ISIS fighters, at a cost of $500,000 each. U.S.A. U.S.A Template:CircleTemplate:Recru
    2. (4/14/2017) Veteran: If President Obama had used the MOAB, like Trump did, I would still have my legs Tweet by alleged veteran and alleged double-amputee, "Johnny (Joey) Jones" accountโš™
    3. (4/15/2017) Putin's is bigger than Trump's the FAOB (Father of All Bombs), or Aviation Thermobaric Bomb of Increased Power allegedly weighs 15,560 lbs, carries 44 tons of TNT and four times stronger than the US MOABTemplate:Dick
      1. (4/19/2017) Russia claims it can wipe out US Navy with a single electronic bomb. Huh, apparently they've managed to weaponize Skrillex Russian Electronic Warfare (REW) allegedly can detect and neutralize any target from a shipโ€™s system, radar, to a satelliteTemplate:Dick
  13. (4/20/2017) Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300 Template:Deploy
  14. (4/25/2017) Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments Contextual link provided by FarkerTemplate:DrumTemplate:Dick

General Decision MakingEdit

  1. (4/14/2017) Wanna change Trump's mind on something? That's easy, just be sure that you're the last person that talks to him Template:Last
  2. (4/27/2017) Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe ๐Ÿ’ฃ

Laws SignedEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) When can we start holding the NRA complicit for terror attacks like the one in San Bernardino? 

Veterans Choice Program Extension and Improvement ActEdit

reauthorizing "Veterans' Access to Care through Choice, Accountability, and Transparency Act of 2014 (Veterans Choice Act)"

  1. (4/20/2017) Vets group thanks Trump for fulfilling his promise to take credit for Obama era legislation Concerned Veterans for America through its Executive Director Mark LucasTemplate:VetTemplate:Goplaw

Executive OrdersEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Bannon removed from National Security Council. Is it Christmas already? 
    1. (4/5/2017) The dumbest farking human being ever just got put on the National Security Council 
  2. (4/13/2017) You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously Comprehensive Plan for Reorganizing the Executive Branch
  3. (4/18/2017) Donald Trump has signed the 'Hire American' executive order in a step to make America truly great again. Will it work? Grab the popcorn and debate to your right "Buy American, Hire American" Executive Order #13788Template:H1b
  4. (4/21/2017) Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why Template:DdfrnkTemplate:Fedreg๐Ÿ“Ž
  5. (4/26/2017) Trump to sign EO Wednesday that is basically a gigantic FARK YOU to millions of acres of national land under Federal protection since 1996 Template:Stigg๐Ÿ†

Foreign PolicyEdit

To view the chaos caused around the world by America's Executive Embarrassment, please visit this page: The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf

  1. (4/1/2017) Anti-globalist Steve Bannon got rich by being a global capitalist Template:Antig
  2. (4/4/2017) Begun the great cornholio war has 
  3. (4/9/2017) White House realizes bombing the shiat out of Syria really didn't fit in with any of their policies ๐Ÿ†
  4. (4/10/2017) Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead Template:Fukip
  5. (4/10/2017) President Trump's dick waving is making everyone in South Korea very nervous ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  6. (4/10/2017) CNN anchor asks senator if he understands Trump's Syria policy. His response? "No. Do you?" ๐Ÿ˜›
    1. (4/10/2017) "The Trump administration has no idea what it's doing on Syria," says the headline that is two words too long 
  7. (4/11/2017) Actual new Trump tweet, subby swears he's not making this up: "North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them U.S.A" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  8. (4/11/2017) Secretary of State arrives in Russia, greeted by a dumpster fire Template:Lit๐Ÿ˜›
  9. (4/11/2017) Trump vexed by Syria's motivation to use chemical weapons. One theory Trump had was that a rogue Iranian agent had done it to sabotage the possibility of a U.S.-Russia-Assad alliance that could isolate Tehran. Wait....WHAT? โš›
  10. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (4/12/2017) China is now the adult in the room ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿผ
      1. (4/12/2017) Best Korea: Don't make us do to you what we've done to the sea 
      2. (4/12/2017) Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else" ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿผ
  11. (4/13/2017) Turns out China's no longer a currency manipulator ๐Ÿ˜›
  12. (4/13/2017) And here we see Anderson Cooper dumbfounded as the President of the United States says with no trace of irony, "I realized diplomacy is not so easy" 
    1. (4/13/2017) Nobody knew that North Korea could be so complicated 
  13. (4/13/2017) It was never obsolete, dumbass. Just because you don't know what NATO does or how it works doesn't mean it was ever obsolete. It just means you were an ignorant twit ๐Ÿ˜›
  14. (4/13/2017) Trump preparing new punishments for North Korea, reportedly planning an oil embargo, intercepting cargo ships, or perhaps even the ultimate punishment of opening a Trump Casino in Pyongyang ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  15. (4/13/2017) Taco Bell custodians yawn in disbelief after news of largest non-nuclear bomb in U.S. inventory dropped in Afghanistan after Green Beret was killed a 21,000-pound conventional bomb, MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast or "Mother Of All Bombs"), the GBU-43B was dropped out of the back of a C-130 over Nangarhar Province, Afghanistan๐Ÿ†โšกTemplate:Recru๐Ÿ˜บ
    1. (4/14/2017) So the MOAB killed 36 ISIS fighters, at a cost of $500,000 each. U.S.A. U.S.A Template:CircleTemplate:Recru
    2. (4/14/2017) Veteran: If President Obama had used the MOAB, like Trump did, I would still have my legs Tweet by alleged veteran and alleged double-amputee, "Johnny (Joey) Jones" accountโš™
    3. (4/15/2017) Putin's is bigger than Trump's the FAOB (Father of All Bombs), or Aviation Thermobaric Bomb of Increased Power allegedly weighs 15,560 lbs, carries 44 tons of TNT and four times stronger than the US MOABTemplate:Dick
    4. (4/19/2017) Russia claims it can wipe out US Navy with a single electronic bomb. Huh, apparently they've managed to weaponize Skrillex Russian Electronic Warfare (REW) allegedly can detect and neutralize any target from a shipโ€™s system, radar, to a satelliteTemplate:Dick
    5. (4/17/2017) Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฃ
  16. (4/14/2017) Trump levels sanctions at Iranian torture prison industry. Man, and all this time, he said he was pro-business against Tehran Prisons Organization and Sohrab Suleimani, a senior official in the prison system, head of Evin Prison for human rights abuses including tortureTemplate:HumanTemplate:SancTemplate:Irn
  17. (4/15/2017) Where will Trump's sudden militaristic tendencies take us? ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜›
  18. (4/17/2017) Spicer: Trump won't draw 'red lines' on North Korea, possibly because all of his crayons of that color melted after he left them in the White House Sunroom ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜›
  19. (4/17/2017) You'll never guess who President Trump blames for the situation in North Korea ๐Ÿ‘‰
  20. (4/17/2017) In an interview with Fox & Friends, Eric Trump - who, as head of the Trump Organization, is not supposed to be involved in the White House - hinted that his father's administration will take action in the future on North Korea ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Brag
  21. (4/17/2017) "Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline ๐Ÿ†Template:Shayrat๐Ÿ˜›
  22. (4/16/2017) Trump is risen this Easter morn to jump on Twitter and defend his China reversal 
  23. (4/16/2017) What would the consequences of a second Korean War be like? Just a little devastating genocide and a big heaping dose of armageddon ๐Ÿ˜›
  24. (4/19/2017) Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer Template:Eh
  25. (4/19/2017) Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Ref
  26. (4/18/2017) Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think Template:Dip๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘Œ
  27. (4/18/2017) Trump, who softened his stance on China, says he hasn't softened his stance on China ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜›
  28. (4/18/2017) Thanks to our Great Negotiator, Mexico is now looking to China for trade expansion in order to minimize its reliance on the US, a trend that had already made its way through the rest of Latin America, but which Mexico had resisted until now ๐Ÿ˜›
  29. (4/18/2017) Apparently, Trump seems to think that Korea was once a part of China, and he said this in an interview, something that has the potential to anger our ally South Korea, who is very protective of their sovereignty "[Xi] then went into the history of China and Korea. Not North Korea, Korea. And you know, you?re talking about thousands of years ?and many wars. And Korea actually used to be a part of China"๐Ÿ˜›Template:Revhist
  30. (4/18/2017) For some reason, Silicon Valley decided to make the Right's "paid protester" lie come true Template:H1b
  31. (4/20/2017) In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada Template:EhTemplate:Weak๐Ÿ˜›
  32. (4/20/2017) Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฃ
  33. (4/24/2017) Trump continues to rattle his saber and play with his shiny bathtub toys, as Chinese leader urges restraint on Best Korea - all on this episode of "He said, Xi said" ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†
  34. (4/24/2017) Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea Template:Irn๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฃ
  35. (4/24/2017) The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Neocon
  36. (4/25/2017) President Baby Trump brings his largest bathtub toy to South Korea as China agrees action MUST be taken concerning Kim Jong-un and his nuclear toys Template:EscaTemplate:Sk๐Ÿ˜›
  37. (4/27/2017) "Why hire people if you're just going to fire them anyway?" Template:GopgovTemplate:XfedTemplate:Stigg

Contact with Foreign DignitariesEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) โ™ซ And you may find yourself dining at Mar-a-Lago; and you may find yourself talking to a narcissist; and you may find yourself watching the demise of the world order; and you may ask yourself, Xi, how did you get here? โ™ซ 
    1. (4/12/2017) Donald Trump: Remembers what flavor of cake he had but not which country he bombed 
  2. (4/18/2017) President Clownshoes calls Turkish president Erdogan to congratulate him on "winning" the referendum that effectively makes Erdogan the unchecked dictator of Turkey ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Turk
  3. (4/19/2017) White House denies Trump's congratulatory call to Erdogan wasn't a a congratulatory call ๐Ÿ˜
  4. (4/18/2017) Some really important ground was covered during Xi Jinping's visit to Mar-a-Lago, like Ivanka being granted instant trademarks on her brands in China 
  5. (4/27/2017) Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
    1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we won't pull out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh

Monetary PolicyEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Wealthy business owners go from controlling America with a wink and a nod to controlling America waving their middle fingers at everyone ๐Ÿผ

Apology TourEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak

Actual Work PerformedEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Trump signed that bullshiat law allowing ISPs to sell your browsing history, coming as a surprise to the three of four people left who thought maybe he gave a damn about average Americans Template:Goplaw
  2. (4/21/2017) Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama Aya Hijazi, a US citizen, and her Egyptian husband Mohamed Hassanein were founders of Belady, organization that homeless children in Cairo; they were freed after 2 years in detention accused of sexual abuse and trafficking๐Ÿ˜›






Head ToupeeEdit

NicknamesEdit

This section will provide the many nicknames this asshole has earned for the month of August, 2017 with credit when known. They are in approximate order of appearance on the internet.
For the full, categorized list, please visit this page

  1. Orange Oligarch
  2. cheetolini
  3. the Great Pumpkin
  4. Vladimir Cheeto
  5. President Incompetent tiny hands Narcissist
  6. the Grand Cheato
  7. Lord Master of half-assedness
  8. The Merchant of Mar a Lago
  9. Princess Trump
  10. Creamsicle Der Farkwit
  11. Ave Imperatrump[1]
  12. Princess Trump
  13. Creamsicle Der Farkwit
  14. Ave Imperatrump[2]
  15. Cheeto Baboon
  16. Our National Embarrassment
  17. orange cheeto-dust stained shiat
  18. Great Negotiator[3]
  19. President Clownshoes[4]
  20. Comments Section In Chief
  21. Dealmaker in Chief
  22. Comrade Cheeto
  23. Lord Cheetoh
  24. President TwitterTwat
  25. Festering-Tumor-In-Chief
  26. Cheeto demigod
  27. President Manbaby
  28. Clownican-American
  29. President Baby Trump[5]
  30. Mr. Bigly Disaster
  31. Hair Twitler

EponymsEdit

  1. Trumpstapo[6]
  2. Trumpcopter[7]
  3. Trumptanic[8]
  4. Trumpenproletariat[9]
  5. Trump-o-nomics[10]
  6. Trumpomania[11]
  7. Trumpbots[12]
  8. Trumpalos[13]

Review of His Term So FarEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) Point: Trump is out of his league. Counterpoint: Ooh, look at me, I read 'The Economist' 
  2. (4/4/2017) It's almost 100 days since Trump took over as President. Let's take a look at his record so far... oh boy. Bonus: At meeting with Germans, he displayed so little knowledge of anything that they concluded that Ivanka was the more helpful of the two Template:Rev
  3. (4/6/2017) Trump looks back on his excellent 13 weeks in office two weeks early 
  4. (4/8/2017) ...solid food? Counting to five? article asks what's next for GOP
  5. (4/10/2017) Democracy has survived two months of Trump, but don't get too cocky 
  6. (4/10/2017) When Trump or his allies says someone is "good people," they are usually bad people 
  7. (4/11/2017) White House grapples with how to sell Trump's first 100 days. Yuuuuge branding suggestions to the right 
  8. (4/13/2017) In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”
    1. (4/14/2017) NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ
    2. (4/15/2017) Don't say he's a hypocrite, just say he's "flexible" ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ…
  9. (4/14/2017) We know Trump isn't a genius, but at least on trade he may be failing in the right direction. For now 
  10. (4/17/2017) Trump's first 100 days have been better than you think...well, maybe than you feared ๐Ÿ˜›
  11. (4/17/2017) Trump is making people nostalgic for Nixon 
  12. (4/19/2017) "President Donald Trump on Tuesday promised.." You know what? I'm just gonna stop you there, not really worth reading any further "No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days"Template:GopgovTemplate:Jobs
  13. (4/20/2017) President Trump finding out he can't drain the swamp because it's so clogged with politicans. In fact no one can unclog that fetid morass of corruption and self-dealing 
  14. (4/20/2017) Donny gets his 100 day report card. Let's just say that it's a good thing today happens to be 4/20 
  15. (4/20/2017) Low approval ratings will be the hallmark of Trump's presidency 
  16. (4/18/2017) Trump and his administration don't understand power trash{{}}Template:Gopgov
  17. (4/19/2017) At the White House daily briefing, a reporter asked Press Secretary Sean Spicer to name a single legislative accomplishment from Trump's agenda that he could boast when the 100-day mark hits. Spicer: Crickets Template:Gopleg
  18. (4/20/2017) President Trump's claim that "no administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days" than his earns him yet another four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker list of Trump's promises and Washington Post tracks Trump's promises
    1. (4/21/2017) Trump complains that everyone is trying to measure his Presidency by a deadline he set, and by a standard metric used to measure all past Presidents; calls it ridiculous Template:Petu๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘
  19. (4/21/2017) I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy Template:StiggTemplate:Gopgov
  20. (4/21/2017) Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math Template:Gopgov
  21. (4/22/2017) The Romero Institute of Political Science wonders if Obama's first 100 days were better than Trump's 
  22. (4/22/2017) A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago Template:White
  23. (4/24/2017) Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  24. (4/25/2017) 100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit 
  25. (4/25/2017) Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline Template:Legcy
  26. (4/25/2017) Forget approval ratings, you have to watch generic ballot polls to understand how much people hate Trump Template:2018e
  27. (4/26/2017) These first 100 days of Donald Trump's presidency are the best opening 14 weeks of any presidency since I've been alive 


Physical Health of PresidentEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Trump had Kochs over at Mar-a-lago on Saturday 
  2. (4/11/2017) After a really tough Monday being President it was decided Trump should take the weekend off and go down to Mar-a-Lago 
  3. (4/17/2017) In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago 
  4. (4/17/2017) Trump: 14 - Obama: 0 Template:Golf
  5. (4/19/2017) For f*ck's sake, what the hell is wrong with just staying in the White House for a weekend? Template:White
  6. (4/21/2017) Whiny liberal MSM media still complaining about the "excessive costs" of Trump's weekend getaways. Wait, it's the Washington Examiner? Oh dear Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
  7. (4/22/2017) A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago Template:White
  8. (4/24/2017) Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut? Template:Weak
  9. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" ๐Ÿ“ฐ
    2. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    3. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 
    4. (4/26/2017) Colbert gives us a rundown of Trump's first hundred days Template:Dstc

AgendaEdit

  1. (4/9/2017) Most Americans think there's a clog in the whole "draining the swamp" thingy going on in Washington 
  2. (4/16/2017) To be clear, Trump never said where he was going to drain the swamp to ... though the drainpipes all seem to end up in the White House, for some odd reason Template:ConfltTemplate:Gopgov
  3. (4/19/2017) "President Donald Trump on Tuesday promised.." You know what? I'm just gonna stop you there, not really worth reading any further "No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days"Template:GopgovTemplate:Jobs
  4. (4/20/2017) President Trump finding out he can't drain the swamp because it's so clogged with politicans. In fact no one can unclog that fetid morass of corruption and self-dealing 
  5. (4/18/2017) Trump's Twitter history and his policy decisions today are a staggering minefield of hypocrisy ๐Ÿ‘ŒTemplate:Hyp
  6. (4/24/2017) That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer Template:GopgovTemplate:Ozstaff
  7. (4/27/2017) "Why hire people if you're just going to fire them anyway?" Template:GopgovTemplate:XfedTemplate:Stigg

PrivatizationEdit

IRSEdit

Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

  1. (4/5/2017) After years of warning taxpayers that the IRS will never cold call you to collect a tax debt, IRS hands over its debt-collection to private companies ... who will call you Fixing Americaโ€™s Surface Transportation Act (FAST Act)(Section 32102) enacted by Congress December, 2015; Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

Hiring FreezeEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) Mick Mulvaney: Okay, okay. Maybe we were too hard on you agencies. How about we let up on this hiring freeze, okay? Oh and we're still gutting almost all of your budgets. Have a good one 

Gutting Every DepartmentEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Well it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new US attorneys are doing and...oh dear Template:Stigg

Campaign Promise(s)Edit

  1. (4/13/2017) In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”
    1. (4/14/2017) NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ
    2. (4/15/2017) Don't say he's a hypocrite, just say he's "flexible" ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ…
  2. (4/14/2017) Populist presidents inevitably betray their voter base and supporters. Trump is no exception ๐Ÿ†
  3. (4/17/2017) Sessions trying to turn the DOJ into his own personal SS ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš“

Tax "Reform"Edit

  1. (4/15/2017) Mitch McConnell says "hopefully" tax reform will pass this year. After that, Congress can "hopefully" get back to work on the failed border wall, health care, travel ban, beating ISIS, the infrastructure, jobs ๐Ÿ“Ž
  2. (4/20/2017) The tax reform deadline just slipped by the GOP Template:Gopgov๐Ÿ“Ž
  3. (4/18/2017) 104 years after the fact, the US tax code has become so convoluted and Byzantine that it could be cooked down to a Henry Hill quote ๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Myth
  4. (4/21/2017) Taxes are going up 
  5. (4/21/2017) Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why Template:DdfrnkTemplate:Fedreg๐Ÿ“Ž
  6. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž
  7. (4/25/2017) Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat Template:DebtTemplate:StiggTemplate:Gopmp
  8. (4/26/2017) Trump's plan for tax reform may kill the idea before it even gets started. *high five* ๐Ÿ“Ž
    1. (4/26/2017) Behold: The Trump Tax Plan in its entirety ๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Illit
      1. (4/26/2017) Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days" ๐Ÿ“Ž
  9. (4/27/2017) Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (R):"The president has given more financial disclosure than anybody else. I think the American population has plenty of information on his taxes" ๐Ÿ“Ž
  10. (4/27/2017) Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California proposes to end state and local tax deduction๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Stigg

Tax CutsEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Donald Trump wants to put a couple hundred bucks more in your paycheck. And he'll pay for it by killing your parents and grandparents ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ†โœ‚
  2. (4/20/2017) Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously โœ‚Template:Qpq
  3. (4/21/2017) Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas? tax inversion is when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country
  4. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž

America First!Edit

  1. (4/10/2017) Trump campaigned on getting the US out of "stupid wars", but as president he is going on a warpath in the Middle East, and cranking the civilian murder to 11 while he's at it ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ†
  2. (4/17/2017) Author can't figure out why Trump's foreign policy doesn't seem to square with US interests, misses fact that nearly every international policy move Trump makes benefits Russia. I mean, I can see that - Trump has no ties to Russia so okay publish it ๐Ÿ˜›

JobsEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Donald Trump has signed the 'Hire American' executive order in a step to make America truly great again. Will it work? Grab the popcorn and debate to your right "Buy American, Hire American" Executive Order #13788Template:H1b
  2. (4/18/2017) The case for Donald Trump's first move to restrict legal immigration. Huh, admit Trump is actually right about something, or be forced to train a H1B visa holder on how to do my job . . . decisions, decisions Template:H1b

Coal JobsEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat Perry ordered a review (PDF) of electricity markets and reliability, claiming that "certain policies" have hindered the development and use of baseload energy sources like coalTemplate:Gopreg

Deporting 12 million ImmigrantsEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) America's Milk Lobby says that immigration raids on dairy farms have the potential to send milk prices skyrocketing from $3.31 to $8 per gallon . In other news, we apparently have a Milk Lobby in the US Template:LobbyTemplate:Goppol๐Ÿ‘„

Nationwide Deportation ForceEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk DHSโ€™s acting spokeswoman called the papers โ€œpre-decisional documentsโ€
    1. (4/14/2017) Trump: Your kids just aren't worth it 

"Budget"Edit

  1. (4/5/2017) Operation Burn it to the Ground progressing as planned. Thanks, Bannon ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ชTemplate:Blm
  2. (4/5/2017) Trump budget slashes EPA emissions and gas mileage testing budget by 99 percent. Time to buy some VW stock 
  3. (4/5/2017) Gen. Stanley McChrystal calls picking military spending over PBS 'a false choice.' He also argues that public broadcasting makes our nation smarter, stronger and, yes, safer, perhaps unaware that this is exactly why the GOP oppose it โ‰ 
  4. (4/6/2017) Trump says he is considering combining his $1 trillion infrastructure spending bill with the healthcare reform, and/or Tax reform bill, so he only has to fail once, instead of three separate times ๐ŸŒ‰
  5. (4/6/2017) Trump has already forgotten the "forgotten men and women" who handed him the election 
  6. (4/14/2017) Trump: Your kids just aren't worth it 

DebtEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) White House budget director says Trump promise to eliminate debt was just 'hyperbole.' You shouldn't take the President seriously or literally 

InfrastructureEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump says he is considering combining his $1 trillion infrastructure spending bill with the healthcare reform, and/or Tax reform bill, so he only has to fail once, instead of three separate times ๐ŸŒ‰
  2. (4/12/2017) The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan? ๐ŸŒ‰

TrumpCare FailureEdit

Zombie TrumpCareEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Trump wants new health care bill vote next week. All he needs is a new health care bill 
  2. (4/4/2017) Pence may win over Freedom Caucus members by allowing states to get Obamacare waivers Template:Qpq
  3. (4/4/2017) Ryan decides that forging ahead with Trumpcare 2.0: Die Faster and More Broker might not such a great idea, considering he's still sitting on an inflatable donut after the last ass-kicking he took on healthcare Template:Legis
  4. (4/14/2017) Obamacare Repeal is the "Zombie Bill" that's chasing the GOP, they can't kill it because that would outrage their base, but they can't agree enough to revive it. They'd shoot it in the brain, but none of them is quite sure what one of those is Template:Gopleg
  5. (4/26/2017) Republican lawmakers fight to preserve Obamacare pre-existing condition protections...for themselves. You? Enjoy your complimentary Ziploc coffin the latest attempt to repeal the ACA contains a provision that exempts members of Congress and their staff from it๐Ÿ‘Œ
  6. (4/26/2017) House GOP swears that an Obamacare repeal deal is "near". Whoa, hey guys, no need to be racist Template:Stigg
    1. (4/27/2017) New House Obamacare repeal bill is already flatlining on the Senate EKG unit Template:GoplegTemplate:Stigg
  7. (4/27/2017) Democratic leaders to the GOP: If you rush a Trumpcare vote we're pulling the government off life support 

Repeal Obama-era policy/law/treatyEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper campaign: repeatedly tweeted Obama should not bomb Syria; now: blasted Obama for not striking Syria in 2013๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”
    1. (4/14/2017) NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ
    2. (4/15/2017) Don't say he's a hypocrite, just say he's "flexible" ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ…
  2. (4/1/2017) The counties where Obamacare is falling apart look like a Trump election map 
  3. (4/21/2017) I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy Template:StiggTemplate:Gopgov

Student Loan ProtectionsEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) While no one was watching, billionaire Betsy DeVos does away with Obama era Student Loan Protections. Tired of winning yet? Obama Policy Direction on Federal Student Loan Servicing that was part of the Student Aid Bill of Rights (SABOR)Template:Stigg๐ŸŽ“

Paris Climate Change TreatyEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Trump may defy President Bannon by keeping Obama's Paris climate change agreement 

ACAEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Trump says he may freeze subsidies to the poor until Democrats repeal Obamacare. Claims voters will blame the Democrats for the ensuing crisis. DO IT ๐Ÿ†Template:Stiggโš 
  2. (4/17/2017) Trump considering making Obamacare explode immediately versus killing it by a thousand cuts 
  3. (4/19/2017) Trump wants AHCA vote before the 100 day mark 
    1. (4/20/2017) Gee, Paul, what are we going to do today? The same thing we do every day Mitch: TRY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE Template:Gopgov
    2. (4/20/2017) The GOP's newest "healthcare" plan is out, and it does reflect some major changes - that make it even worse than the first one care{{}}Template:Goppol
  4. (4/21/2017) Words you don't want to describe your health care plan: "Comically bad" 
    1. (4/21/2017) GOP's health care proposal would raise the cost of pregnancy by $17,000, because why should cancer patients have all the fun? Template:Goppol
  5. (4/24/2017) Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what? โš Template:Goat
  6. (4/25/2017) Trump slashing Obamacare subsidies would cost taxpayers billions Template:StiggTemplate:Subz

DACAEdit

Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or "Dreamers"

  1. (4/19/2017) It's almost as if Trump has put racist authoritarians in charge of law enforcement and given them carte blanche to do whatever. But, who among us could have guessed that might happen? deportation of Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez, who believes he was ptotected by Deferred Action for Childhood ArrivalsTemplate:Deport
  2. (4/18/2017) The dream is over deportation of Dreamer Juan Manuel MontesTemplate:Deport
    1. (4/19/2017) USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez renewed his status, DHS checked, found that they erred, still deported him Template:Deport
    2. (4/22/2017) Trump tells Dreamers to relax, he's not after them. Sure, there are stories about Dreamers being deported but that's probably fake news. Why would anyone Hispanic worry about my policies? Template:DeportTemplate:Believe

Ending restrictions on rates for prison phone callsEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days Template:Fedreg

Ending internet privacy & security rulesEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days Template:Fedreg

LifelineEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days Template:Fedreg

Waters of the United States (2015)Edit

defines which bodies of water are under federal authority

  1. (4/21/2017) Missouri Senator Roy Blunt (R-eefer) got baked so hard on 4/20 he a.) spent $25 on one order at Taco Bell; b.) made a bong out of his empty Just for Men tube; or c.) thought Scott Pruitt would "Look for environmental problems and solve them" Pruitt: "The EPA is no longer going to be an agency that tries to engage in power over water decisions at the state level"Template:Fedreg

Dodd-FrankEdit

  • "Review" two provisions of Dodd-Frank (2010)
    • Orderly Liquidation Authority (process of liquidating a large, complex financial company that is close to failing) to determine risk, taxpayer liability, and "moral hazard"
    • Financial Stability Oversight Council (the process of designating banks and financial firms "too big to fail")
  1. (4/21/2017) Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why Template:DdfrnkTemplate:Fedreg๐Ÿ“Ž

Tax InversionsEdit

when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas? 

Keystone XL PipelineEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Nebraskan farmers to make the strongest, most compelling case than we've ever heard against Keystone pipeline by pointing out how it may hurt some white people Template:Keypipe
    1. (4/23/2017) Fox News host interviews Nebraska farmer she's sure will agree with her claims the Keystone XL pipeline will make the U.S. energy independent. That's when he reminded her the oil it transfers isn't from the U.S. Art Tanderup, Nebraska farmerTemplate:Keypipe

National Monument DesignationsEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial Template:StiggTemplate:ParkTemplate:Land
    1. (4/26/2017) Trump to sign EO Wednesday that is basically a gigantic FARK YOU to millions of acres of national land under Federal protection since 1996 Template:Stigg๐Ÿ†

Offshore Drilling BanEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial Template:StiggTemplate:ParkTemplate:Land
    1. (4/26/2017) Trump to sign EO Wednesday that is basically a gigantic FARK YOU to millions of acres of national land under Federal protection since 1996 Template:Stigg๐Ÿ†

Net NeutralityEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) R.I.P. Net Neutrality: born February 26, 2015, deceased May 18, 2017 Template:Stigg

PolicingEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Judges, Lawyers, and Science community: "Maybe we should make sure these forensic techniques used to convict people are accurate?" Obama: "Great idea" AG Lynch: "Here's the committee." *Cops shift nervously* AG Sessions: "Hold my beer, I got this" National Commission on Forensic Science, chartered in 2013 by Obama๐Ÿ‘ฎTemplate:Stigg


AdministrationEdit

Let's face it: there's too damn many of these people. If you were just counting all the idiots in cahoots with the Russians, you'd need a scorecard (kudos to the FBI for keeping them all straight!) Therefore, ANOTHER TWO pages were needed to be created to handle the sheer volume of fail they are Drumpfster Fire Advisors and Drumpfster Fire Agencies. The archive is being compiled, please be patient.

Leading the AdministrationEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) WH sources say Trump, possibly just to mess with EVERYONE is considering making economic adviser Gary Cohn Chief of Staff. Cohn is a Goldman-Sachs Alum, but a Democrat, in favor of a carbon tax and reinstating Glass-Steagall, and against big tax cuts 
  2. (4/11/2017) The White House doesn't even have the staff for a decent Easter Egg Roll Template:Trad
  3. (4/11/2017) Trump administration STILL has hundreds of unfilled positions because of backbiting, inexperience, and sheer exhaustion from being overworked. But don't worry, these guys will do great in an emergency Template:Micro
  4. (4/13/2017) You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously Comprehensive Plan for Reorganizing the Executive Branch
  5. (4/15/2017) Having recently awakened from a coma, on Mars, in a cave, an astute journalist has noticed that perhaps maybe, just maybe the President shouldn't be sending out hallucinatory tweets at 6am Template:Late๐Ÿผ
  6. (4/14/2017) As Bannon looks headed for a pink slip. let's review his reasonable and rational responses to other personal and professional conflicts to predict how he might react to this one. TLDR: Bannon is a "drink from the skulls of my enemies" kinda guy โš 
  7. (4/20/2017) Well it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new US attorneys are doing and...oh dear Template:Stigg
  8. (4/18/2017) Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled
    1. (4/21/2017) This might shock you, but in Trump's White House there is no clear chain of command as no one knows who's really in charge Template:Gopgov
  9. (4/21/2017) "What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries Template:PetuTemplate:Gopgov


MeddlingEdit

Sure, the President of the United States has an agenda and a duty to operate the federal government in accordance with those ideas, but when you're in way over your head, your advisors are amateurs and you have no mandate because the vast majority of Americans simply did not vote for you, everything you do amounts to meddling. Here's hoping this clown accidentally does something right before Putin calls in his "favors".

Fiddling with regulationsEdit

Net NeutralityEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) Second rate Bond villain, FCC chairman Ajit Pai's plan to kill net neutrality will also completely destroy internet privacy. Are you tired of #winning yet? 
  2. (4/26/2017) R.I.P. Net Neutrality: born February 26, 2015, deceased May 18, 2017 Template:Stigg

Public HealthEdit

MarijuanaEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) As medical cannabis use spreads, many people are using it to treat their ailing pets. Your dog wants steak. And Extreme Cool Ranch Doritos. And some Funyuns. And another steak ๐Ÿƒ
  2. (4/1/2017) As clouds of smoke billowed above the crowd of thousands at the Ann Arbor Hash Bash, a pair of white doves were ceremoniously released and flew higher than they ever had in their entire lives ๐Ÿƒ

TradeEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) -pation 
  2. (4/26/2017) U.S. loses trade battle with Mexico over tuna. Trump to declare war on ocean imposed trade sanctions worth $163 million a year against the US equal to the amount Mexico has lost from unfair US penalties on Mexican tunaTemplate:GoptrdTemplate:NegotTemplate:Intorg
  3. (4/26/2017) Not content with starting a trade war with Canada, Trump doubles down and appears to be working on an Executive Order to withdraw the US from NAFTA. Of course, since Congress has final say on trade agreements, the EO is really just for show Template:Goptrd
  4. (4/27/2017) Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
    1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we won't pull out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
      1. (4/27/2017) Trump: doesn't know what NAFTA is 

White House Press CorpsEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Let's look at the freak show the White House Press Corps has become in part thanks to Bullshiat Spice 


MisinformationEdit

This section has become too large, hence it has been moved to several seperate pages:


ScandalsEdit

Steele DossierEdit

Executive griftingEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Does someone want to explain why the hell foreign leaders are meeting the goddamn president at his goddamn private resort in goddamn Florida instead of the goddamn White House? Goddammit Template:Golf
  2. (4/5/2017) Trump's Mar-a-Lago turns into more of an ethics swamp Template:Ethic
  3. (4/17/2017) In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago 
  4. (4/18/2017) No sh*t Template:TrumpTemplate:Hyp
  5. (4/19/2017) For f*ck's sake, what the hell is wrong with just staying in the White House for a weekend? Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
    1. (4/21/2017) According to all signs, Donald Trump will not be going to Mar a Lago this weekend. Fark: This is actually news Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
  6. (4/22/2017) Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em Template:Astro
  7. (4/24/2017) Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning Template:Uk
  8. (4/25/2017) What if Hillary owned Mar-a-Lago? Template:Ethic

Conflicts of InterestEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Trump decided that his "hands-off Trust" of his businesses was just a little too hands-off for his tastes Previously unreported changes to President Trumpโ€™s trust stipulate that it โ€œshall distribute net income or principal to Donald J. Trump at his request.โ€๐Ÿ‘‘
    1. (4/4/2017) Spiceweasel gets taken to task on Twitter by someone other than Dippin' Dots 
  2. (4/16/2017) To be clear, Trump never said where he was going to drain the swamp to ... though the drainpipes all seem to end up in the White House, for some odd reason Template:ConfltTemplate:Gopgov
  3. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž
  4. (4/26/2017) Ivanka Trump is starting her own foundation and is now accepting Czechs Template:Confl๐Ÿ‘Œ

Pay-to-playEdit

Trump OrganizationEdit

where the Trump White House refers business inquiries

  • Nationwide it owns or rents (with values range from about $200,000 to $35 million each):
    • at least 422 luxury condos and penthouses
    • 12 mansion lots on bluffs overlooking his golf course on the Pacific Ocean
      • plus dozens more smaller pieces of real estate
  • Nationwide sales, since announcing his candidacy:
    • at least 58 units nationwide for about $90 million (almost half of those sold to LLCs)
  • Nationwide sales, since Election Day:
    • at least 14 luxury condos and home-building lots for about $23 million (half of those sold to LLCs)

No names were listed in deeds, obscuring buyers' identities

  • Nationwide rentals:
    • numbers are not available, but include companies or individuals tracing to addresses in at least a dozen countries
  1. (4/21/2017) In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies Template:ConflTemplate:LaundTemplate:Drip

Ethics violationsEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) What if Hillary owned Mar-a-Lago? Template:Ethic

Tax ReturnsEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) New poll says a majority of voters still want Donald Trump to release his tax returns. The rest are more interested in him releasing Steve Bannon, Sean Spicer, Rick Perry, Tom Price, Betsy DeVos 

Release OfEdit







Avoiding Release OfEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Sean Spicer: "President Trump can't show his tax returns because he is still under audit." IRS:"An audit still does not bar any U.S. taxpayer from releasing his or her tax returns" 

Possible Release OfEdit

Reasons Why They Need To Be PublicEdit

  1. (4/16/2017) Apparently Donald and Melania have his and her planes. They already live in separate homes, sleep in separate beds, and keep separate bathrooms. Why not fly in separate planes, as well Template:Trash
  2. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž


Business FailuresEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) 3,700 out of 6,000 former Trump University students have applied for refunds. The rest either graduated, decided not to make a claim or are too embarrassed to let anyone know they attended 
  2. (4/11/2017) After 18 years of yuge successes, Trump Model Management is now being shuttered because it's too old. Clients urged to sign up with Trump Escorts email sent by Corinne Nicolas, president of Trump Models, was leaked to Mother JonesTemplate:Trump

Workers and Visitors Entry SystemEdit

  1. (4/14/2017) Hidden.gov [jwatchwavesdccironpn.pdf Judicial Watch v. Secret Service, decided August 30, 2013, opinion by Chief Judge Merrick Garland, U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit] that some White House records are not subject to FOIA therefore can be kept secretโšช

Sexual PredatorEdit

LeaksEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Russia knew about the Syrian Chemical attack in advance Unnamed senior administration officialTemplate:UssriTemplate:KshknTemplate:Proxy
  2. (4/11/2017) US official: FBI obtained a FISA warrant on former Trump advisor Carter Page Anonymous US official
  3. (4/11/2017) After 18 years of yuge successes, Trump Model Management is now being shuttered because it's too old. Clients urged to sign up with Trump Escorts email sent by Corinne Nicolas, president of Trump Models, was leaked to Mother JonesTemplate:Trump

Alleged leaksEdit

Desperate Attempt to Make Investigating A Leak A ThingEdit

Not Really A LeakEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Karl Rove finally lets the cat out of the bag, and says that White House staff have been leaking info on each other for weeks, as three factions compete with one another for power 


InvestigationsEdit

GeneralEdit

Not Under InvestigationEdit

Trump Campaign Contacts with RussiansEdit

To view the Fark threads about the connections between Trump and the Russians, please visit this page

Nadler's "Resolution of Inquiry"Edit

demanding Attorney General hand over "any document, record, memo, correspondence or other communicationโ€ pertaining to โ€œcriminal or counterintelligence investigationsโ€ related to Trump, White House staff or his business"

Obama Alleged Phone-TappingEdit

Trump Tower Tapp

  1. (4/19/2017) White House looked for *any* evidence they could spin to support Trump's "wiretapping" tweets, and the best they came with was that? OBVIOUS tag seen bailing out of an Uber, screaming, "I'm out" โ”

GAO Review of President's Travel ExpensesEdit

GAO Investigation into Trump Campaign Contact with RussiaEdit

  1. Government Accountability Office
    1. (4/11/2017) Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition 


CrimesEdit

This section will include all Fark threads related to crimes committed by the Head Toupee of anyone in his administration including Ivanka

Possible Obstruction of JusticeEdit

Possible Campaign Finance InproprietiesEdit

Possible LibelEdit

Possible Disclosure of CIA Intelligence on Live TVEdit

(Trump leaked classified CIA intel to Tucker Carlson on live TV: ranking House intel member)

Allegedly Violated Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA)Edit

allegedly Trump 2016 campaign received funds from Make America Number 1 superPAC through payments to two firms (Glittering Steel LLC and Cambridge Analytica) linked to Bannon Strategic Advisors, Inc. consulting firm of Trump 2016 campaign CEO Stephen Bannon

Peculiar Inaugural ContributionsEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious? campfin{{}}


LawsuitsEdit

This section will include all Fark threads related to lawsuits filed against the Head Toupee or anyone in his administration, including Ivanka

GeneralEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump's lawyers claim their client can't be held responsible for his actions in court because he's broken too many laws 

Citizens Action Coalition, et al. v. Indiana House Rep.Edit

Pence hid emails when governor of Indiana

Cork Wine BarEdit

owners suing President's business for unfair business practices

Modern Appealing ClothingEdit

suing Ivanka Trump for unfair business practices

CREWEdit

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington suing President for violating Emoluments Clause

FSFPEdit

Free Speech for People with NYAG suing President for abuse of power

Eric SchneidermanEdit

Attorney General, New York

Jeffrey A. LovitkyEdit

failure to comply with financial disclosure law

Summer ZervosEdit

former TV show contestant suing President for repeated attempted sexual assault

Makaeff v. Trump University, LLCEdit

sought refunds and punitive damages for breach of contract, fraud, negligent misrepresentation and bad faith

  1. (4/1/2017) 3,700 out of 6,000 former Trump University students have applied for refunds. The rest either graduated, decided not to make a claim or are too embarrassed to let anyone know they attended 

Inciting Violence at RallyEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Plaintiffs: We claim Trump incited violence against us. Federal Judge: I'll allow it Judge David J. Hale, Louisville; Plaintiffs: Kashiya Nwanguma, Molly Shah, Henry Brousseau๐Ÿ’ฅ
    1. (4/15/2017) Trump claims being President makes him immune from lawsuits about stuff he did before becoming President - probably also for things he does after being President. And his things his kids have, are, and will be doing. Ave Imperatrump ๐Ÿ‘‘
    2. (4/16/2017) Trump supporter: I only attacked a woman because Trump told me to and said he'd pay for my legal bills defendant Alvin Bamberger (represented by attorney Stephen Pence) is accused of shoving protester Kashiya Nwanguma at a Louisville, Kentucky, rally on March 1, 2016๐Ÿ’ฅ
    3. (4/21/2017) Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC ยง 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day Template:Snow๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‘

City of PortlandEdit

challenging cutting off federal funds to sanctuary cities

  1. (4/13/2017) "Five years ago, I never would have envisioned myself suing a president of the United States on an issue that I believe is an issue of morality, and yet here we are" 

Campaign Legal Center (CLC)Edit

alleges super PAC made illegal contributions to Trump 2016 campaign

  1. (4/13/2017) FEC filing accuses Trump of receiving illegal campaign donations, being orange 

Trump v. Paint SpotEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) This week in the lower courts: "Appalling, but constitutional" is apparently a thing, and Trump-o-nomics in Florida, as he winds up paying $314K for $32K of paint Trump v. Paint SpotTemplate:Court๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘ฎ


Removal From OfficeEdit

For the full mess, please visit the archive

In GeneralEdit

OddsEdit

25th Amendment SolutionEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Donald Trump, whenever he needs to be calmed down or made to feel proud of his accomplishments ๐Ÿผ
  2. (4/10/2017) Twenty-one tweets Trump made that he really should regret 
  3. (4/10/2017) "The cancer in the presidency isn't his staff-though they reflect his shoddy intellect, his shallow impulsiveness, his loose grasp of reality, and Chinese-menu ideology. The problem is Trump himself, and nothing and no one can change that" 
  4. (4/10/2017) Trump campaigned on getting the US out of "stupid wars", but as president he is going on a warpath in the Middle East, and cranking the civilian murder to 11 while he's at it ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ†
  5. (4/10/2017) Ever wonder why Trump keeps doing the opposite of what he says he'll do? If you voted for him, you probably don't care ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  6. (4/11/2017) After a really tough Monday being President it was decided Trump should take the weekend off and go down to Mar-a-Lago 
  7. (4/11/2017) Actual new Trump tweet, subby swears he's not making this up: "North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them U.S.A" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  8. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  9. (4/14/2017) Meet the man who inspired and fueled Trump's paranoia "demonizing his enemies; fabricating claims out of whole cloth; relying on conspiracy theories; expressing suspicion that others are out to get him, including the intelligence agencies, the FBI, Obama (with unsupported allegations of wiretapping), and the media; pandering to anger and fear in the populace; gross exaggeration, and distortion; xenophobia, racism, and letโ€™s not forget misogyny"โ”๐Ÿ’ฃ
  10. (4/17/2017) Fake president says fake media is "badly slanted." Must be a day that ends in Y again ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  11. (4/18/2017) Timeshifter President Obama strikes again, as Donald Trump insists the notorious Salvadoran gang MS-13 formed because of lax immigrant laws, despite being well established before 2008 ๐Ÿš“Template:Oc6.0๐Ÿ’ฃ
  12. (4/20/2017) Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฃ
  13. (4/21/2017) Trump: "Luciano Pavarotti's a friend of mine, great friend of mine". Fark; Pavarotti died in 2007 
  14. (4/22/2017) You don't say "Ad Hoc 'Town Hall' Meeting: Does Professional Responsibility Include the Duty to Warn?"
  15. (4/22/2017) And the President's latest Twitter tirade is about...*spins wheel*...whether the Patriots like Obama more than him Template:Petu๐Ÿ’ฃ
  16. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (4/25/2017) Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him 
  17. (4/27/2017) Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe ๐Ÿ’ฃ

The Queen Elizabeth SolutionEdit

ImpeachmentEdit

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8Edit

Emoluments Clause

  1. (4/14/2017) NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ
  2. (4/17/2017) You know what isn't complicated? Money laundering Template:Laund
  3. (4/21/2017) In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies Template:ConflTemplate:LaundTemplate:Drip

TreasonEdit

ResignationEdit

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