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DangerousEdit

Generalissimo Know-It-AllEdit

Comey FiringEdit

  1. (5/9/2017) We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 1 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Nixon
    1. (5/9/2017) ? Comey comey comey comey comey coMEE is gone. You come and go, it's thread two oo oo oo ? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 2 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Nixon
    2. (5/10/2017) Remember when Democrats wanted Comey fired? Good times Template:ComeyTemplate:Acfbsabsvr}}โ‰ 
  2. (5/10/2017) Sessions told to do it Trump White House released letters from both Attorney General Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein justifying the decisionTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Jfo
    1. (5/10/2017) Trump has been screaming at TVs, asking aides why the investigation isn't going away, demanding they go defend him ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ†
    2. (5/10/2017) Elizabeth Warren laughs along with us at Trump's claim that Comey was fired because of Hillary Clinton "There?s nobody left in America who believes that Donald Trump fired James Comey ? because James Comey was mean to Hillary Clinton"Template:Comey
    3. (5/10/2017) Let's see the score on how the GOP is reacting to news of Comey's termination. Livid: None Yet. Angry: 3 Skeptical: 6 Accepting: 6 Enthusiastic: 3 Angry: Flake (AZ), Comstock (VA), McCain (AZ), Curbelo (FL); Skeptical: Amash (MI), Sasse (NE), Lankford (OK), Burr (NC), Gowdy (SC), Corker (TN); Accepting: McConnell (KY), Tillis (NC), DeSantis (FL), Graham (SC), Banks (IN), Collins (ME), Rubio (FL); Enthusiastic: Roy Blunt (MO), Grassley (IA), Cornyn (TX)Template:ComeyTemplate:Svy
  3. (5/10/2017) Trump wanted a public execution to serve as a message to all of his enemies ๐Ÿ†
  4. (5/10/2017) Fox News' breaking news on James Comey's firing: "James Comey Resigns" Template:OrwellTemplate:Lit
  5. (5/10/2017) "FBI agents in tears as news of Comey's firing spread" Template:ComeyTemplate:ConsqTemplate:Awake
  6. (5/10/2017) How confident are the Russians that they have a friend in the Oval Office? Confident enough to openly mock reporters for questioning the firing of Comey Template:Ussrpup
    1. (5/10/2017) You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press Live threadRussian press posted pictures on Twitter of Trump in the Oval Office shaking hands with: Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister and Sergey Kislyak, Russian Ambassador to the USTemplate:FordigTemplate:Ussrpup
  7. (5/10/2017) Rare sighting of a headline that asks a question and the answer is "Oh, hell yes"Headline asks: Is this a Constitutional Crisis? Politico asks legal experts to size up the Comey firing spec{{}}Template:ComeyTemplate:Constcrss
  8. (5/10/2017) McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that "Today we'll no doubt hear calls for a new investigation, which could only serve to impede the current work being done"Template:SopTemplate:Gopgov
  9. (5/11/2017) Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants America to "move on" from the Russia investigation. With bonus Baghdad Bob "nothing to see here" pic Sanders again claimed the letters Trump received from both Sessions and Rosenstein "outlined the basic atrocities in circumventing the chain of command and the Department of Justice"Template:MagicTemplate:Goat
  10. (5/11/2017) Man oh man oh Chaffetz House Oversight Committee chair, Rep. Chaffetz, requested the Department of Justice?s inspector general review Trump?s decision to fire ComeyTemplate:AcfTemplate:Noose
  11. (5/11/2017) FBI agents: We never thought the leopard would try to eat _our_ faces, but it has, and it's time to take the leopard out Template:AcfTemplate:Reac
  12. (5/11/2017) Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865 CNN counterterrorism analyst Phil Mudd, "the President acted in a cowardly fashion; he's a coward ... the President can't pick up the phone to say 'thank you for your service, goodbye,' but he can shake the hands of someone who was involved in subverting an election!?"
  13. (5/11/2017) Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times NYTimes published open letter to the Deputy Director of the FBITemplate:SopTemplate:Acf
    1. (5/11/2017) Rosenstein threatened to resign. No word on why he didn't โ”
    2. (5/12/2017) Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination a Rosenstein briefing before the entire Senate will likely be closed and partially classified; "My caucus still believes that Attorney General Sessions must be made available to the Senate in a similar capacity ... I hope that the majority leader [McConnell] comes to the right decision and grants our request to question Mr. Sessions"Template:Comey
  14. (5/11/2017) Trump was going to fire Comey regardless, as "he's a showboat, he's a grand-stander" in an interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, Trump said of Comey: "Look, he's a showboat, he's a grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago ? it hasn't recovered from that"Template:Comey๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (5/11/2017) Not Sean Spicer tells the Press that removing Comey will help bring the Russia/Trump investigation to a conclusion first Huckabee Sanders said, "We want this to come to its conclusion ... with integrity ... And we think that we've actually, by removing Director Comey, taken steps to make that happen"; later that day, Trump tells NBC: "When I [fired Comey] now I said, I probably, maybe will confuse people ... [but did it anyway] to do the right thing for the American people"Template:Comey๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:MagicTemplate:Goat
      1. (5/12/2017) You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people" Template:RevTemplate:Best๐ŸŒ…Template:Goat
      2. (5/12/2017) Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed no new direct quotes from Comey, only a quote from the letter to colleagues, previously released by CNN: "I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all ... I'm not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. I hope you won't either. It is done, and I will be fine, although I will miss you and the mission deeply."Template:DefoppTemplate:Comey
    2. (5/12/2017) Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly" Template:Slip
    3. (5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence  the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
    4. (5/12/2017) After Trump's disastrous interview with Lester Holt last night, his aides retreated to their offices in dour moods. Trump spent the night fuming and rage tweeting Rosie O'Donnell. Dear Americans, this is not normal Template:RevTemplate:ComeyTemplate:EggTemplate:Dig
    5. (5/12/2017) The White Houses explanations for firing Comey keep crumbling due to their inability to keep their story straight and Trump not being able to shut up Template:ComeyTemplate:EggTemplate:Dig
    6. (5/12/2017) Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015 bus{{}}Template:Oc8.0Template:Magic
    7. (5/12/2017) A direct admission of obstruction of justice. Should I not have done that? Was that a bad thing? in his interview with Lester holt, the President said, "when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won'"Template:MagicTemplate:Comey
      1. (5/12/2017) Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD YouTube clipTemplate:Tapes
      2. (5/12/2017) Comey at me bro a source familiar with the matter told CNN: "if there is a tape, there's nothing [James Comey] is worried about"Template:ComeyTemplate:Bluff
      3. (5/12/2017) Wikileaks offers $100,000 bounty on the Trump-Comey tape Wikileaks tweeted, "WikiLeaks offers US$100k for the Trump-Comey tapes. To increase the reward send Bitcoin to reward address: 1FfzC3KrbrJ3CRbz4hqHnxSqvYfy9M5CT"Template:ComeyTemplate:Tapes
    8. (5/12/2017) NBC claims that Trump said something true during interview NBC fact checks Lester Holt interview of President TrumpTemplate:Dbunk
    9. (5/12/2017) Trump: "I think we're doing a great job," ignoring the latest poll numbers that place him in lame duck Bush year territory In the interview with NBC's Lester Holt, the President proclaimed, "[My poll numbers] were so good, so strong, that if the election were held today, I would win by a lot more than I did on November 8 ... And I think we're doing a great job."Template:Oot
  15. (5/11/2017) The New Yorker nails its cover yet again. This time addressing the Comey affair the cover is a cartoon of Attorney General dragging former FBI Director James Comey away like Dr. David Dao with Trump overseeing
  16. (5/11/2017) Trump cancels visit to the FBI headquarters after FBI warns him he will not be greeted warmly. Dude, you poked the wrong hornet's nest 
  17. (5/12/2017) Jeff Sessions must resign on "The Lead with Jake Tapper" Senator Kamala Harris (D CA) calls for Sessions' resignationTemplate:Comey
  18. (5/12/2017) Fox reporter: So, what do you think about this Comey firing? Random Guy: It should have happened earlier, but I think it's to distract us from Russian inf- Fox reporter: OOPS, so sorry, gotta go when asked about Comey's firing, Pat Flagherty (sp), a customer at the Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland told Fox & Friends correspondent Griff Jenkins, "I think it should have been done much earlier ... I think--not to be too Machiavellian about it--why does it take such a long time for these guys to arrive at this conclusion. Is it because we're getting too tight in finding out too much information linked to [Russian President Vladimir] Putin?"; Jenkins abruptly moved away and on to another customerTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Slap
  19. (5/12/2017) Comey claims Trump demanded loyalty from him at that dinner and he demurred Comey said he was summoned to have dinner at the White House with the President while there he was asked to pledge his loyalty to Donald Trump; Trump disputes Comey's account saying Comey was the one who requested the dinner and did so to ask to keep his jobTemplate:Comey
    1. (5/12/2017) Huh. Apparently, Trump wasn't honest about his dinner with Comey. Who'da thunk it? Template:ComeyTemplate:Bustd
  20. (5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comeyโš 
    1. (5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
    2. (5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
  21. (5/12/2017) Dick Burr might be the last man who can stop Trump 
  22. (5/12/2017) Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal Template:ComeyTemplate:Collu
  23. (5/12/2017) Contradicting Trump, Roger Stone says the two have spoken fairly recently Stone admitted contact with suspected Russian hacker "Guccifer 2.0"; CNN reported Stone recommended firing Comey to President; President tweeted: "The Roger Stone report @CNN is false--Fake News. Have not spoken to Roger in a long time--had nothing to do with my decision."; Friday, May 12, 2017 on ABC's "The View", Stone: "I'm not going to contradict the president and I'm not going to say when I spoke to him ... but I would say this, I have spoken to him very recently"Template:ComeyTemplate:Dig
  24. (5/12/2017) 5 very important questions regarding Comey's firing and the FBI investigation of Russiagate, answered bts{{}}Template:Comey
  25. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
  26. (5/13/2017) "I was a Watergate prosecutor; I know obstruction when I see it. And Trump's firing of Comey was just that" Jill Wine-Banks, one of three assistant special prosecutors who tried Watergate's obstruction of justice caseTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Nixon

Comey's ReplacementEdit

  1. (5/10/2017) Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down a report from Reuters suggest Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. and Rudy Giuliani for the positionTemplate:Horse
  2. (5/13/2017) Four people interviewed for FBI job. Let's see, there's Larry, Curly, Moe, and who's the fourth stooge? AG Sessions and deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will interview: Andrew McCabe, current acting FBI Director; Alice Fisher, former DoJ criminal division chief; Michael Garcia, a New York state appeals court judge; John Cornyn, GOP senator from TexasTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Crony

Upcoming Comey TestimonyEdit

  1. (5/13/2017) James Comey declines to testify... unless it's in public Template:ComeyTemplate:Willtest

Possible National Secutity BreachEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) Still think things are normal? Trump White House officials may have just let Russian spies into the Oval Office. Yes, AGAIN unnamed photographer was allowed to enter the Oval Office under standard screening for White House visitors; identified as Lavrov?s official photographer; later discovered the photographer also worked for TASS, the government-owned Russian news agency (largest in Russia and the fourth largest in the world after Reuters, the Associated Press (AP) and Agence France-Presse (AFP))Template:UssryTemplate:Psecb
    1. (5/9/2017) "The entire White House should undergo polygraph tests over Russian scandal" 
    2. (5/11/2017) Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865 CNN counterterrorism analyst Phil Mudd, "the President acted in a cowardly fashion; he's a coward ... the President can't pick up the phone to say 'thank you for your service, goodbye,' but he can shake the hands of someone who was involved in subverting an election!?"
    3. (5/11/2017) White House claims "they tricked us" when the guy with a camera in the Oval Office introduced to all as Sergei Lavrov's photographer turned out to be a photographer Template:UssryTemplate:Psecb
      1. (5/12/2017) Trump is outraged photos of his collusion with Russia at the White House have been leaked Template:UssryTemplate:PsecbTemplate:Bustd
    4. (5/11/2017) "When Trump hosted Sergey Lavrov in the Oval Office after firing the FBI director who was overseeing an investigation into Trump's collusion with the Russians, he was breaking with precedent at the specific request of Vladimir Putin" Russia policy experts ... worry ... that Trump is allowing Lavrov?and Putin?to define the terms of his dealings with them on key issues such as Ukraine and SyriaTemplate:Ussrpup๐Ÿ˜›
    5. (5/12/2017) Former KGB spy says that the Trump administration is incompetent, also notes that water is wet, and the sun is bright Jack Barsky, the former KGB spy told CNN's Don Lemon, "I'm shaking my head at the incompetence of the Trump staff. The staff are supposed to protect the integrity of the White House ... The wheels are coming off. It's mind boggling."

Possible Presidential DisabilityEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Foreign leaders have their own "art of the deal" when working with Trump: flattery. That should get the crow to drop the cheese Template:Weak๐ŸผTemplate:Last
  2. (5/4/2017) Oh, George Will wrote an editorial about Trump's fitness for the presidency? Well, he's a lifelong conservative, so I can't imagine that he says anything too terr -- oh my 
  3. (5/5/2017) Donald Trump has become an international case study on politicians and mental health Template:Mh
  4. (5/7/2017) The day before fired Justice Dept. official Sally Yates is scheduled to testify, Trump unlocked his Twitter account again and angrily demanded the "fake media" begin investigating nonexistent ties between Democrats and Russia ๐Ÿ˜บ
  5. (5/8/2017) "What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air" 
  6. (5/8/2017) Trump moves onto witness tampering "Ask Sally Yates, under oath, if she knows how classified information got into the newspapers soon after she explained it to W.H. Council (sic)" @realDonaldTrump Twitter account๐Ÿ’ฃ
  7. (5/9/2017) Trump goes on Twitter tantrum after Sally Yates humiliates him and the entire GOP ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (5/9/2017) Trump claims the story of his collusion with Russia is a 'total hoax.' Well, I guess that settles it, then. Someone hit the lights ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  8. (5/9/2017) Trump: Trudeau almost begged me to not kill NAFTA. Canada: Actually, your own aides called us and begged Trudeau to not give in to your demands ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸผTemplate:Eh
  9. (5/9/2017) During the signing of his religious "liberty" executive order, Trump cited the case of military vets who could not receive religious objects as a reason for his order. Pentagon: WTF are you talking about? ๐Ÿ‘Template:Blow
  10. (5/11/2017) As a matter of national security, it's time to delete little Trumpy's Twitter account ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  11. (5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comeyโš 
    1. (5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
    2. (5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
  12. (5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence  the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
  13. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey

Poor Decision MakingEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) Despite being told that General Flynn might be compromised and open to blackmail by the Russians, Trump says he took 18 days to fire him because "it didn't seem like an emergency" 
  2. (5/12/2017) Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy" the President tweeted: "...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:Petu
    1. (5/12/2017) Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV ๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:Petu
    2. (5/12/2017) Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease Independent UK headline: "Donald Trump says he wants to do press briefings instead of Sean Spicer"Template:Micro
      1. (5/13/2017) Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one? of course it's FOX; also, the President "increasingly sees himself as the White House's only effective spokesman"Template:Micro
    3. (5/13/2017) WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool' David Axelrod: "The most hazardous duty in Washington these days is that of Trump surrogate because the president constantly undercuts the statements of his own people ... [y]ou wind up looking like a liar or a fool"Template:Micro๐Ÿ’ฃ
  3. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
  4. (5/13/2017) Unlike his ego, Trump's inner circle is rapidly shrinking Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, campaign spokeswoman, Hope Hicks and longtime bodyguard, Keith Schiller๐Ÿ‘‘Template:GopgovTemplate:Noose

Baby's First Foreign PolicyEdit

General Decision MakingEdit

Troop DeploymentEdit

Pretext(s) for warEdit

TortureEdit

Nuclear Arms ControlEdit

Nuclear ConfrontationEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) "A coalition of former military leaders who were in charge of nukes have formed a "shadow security council" to advise world leaders on how to reduce the growing danger of nuclear war fueled by the rhetoric of Trump and destabilizing moves by Putin" "Things are heating up but I think it is pretty clear [Trump] is not equipped to handle those flash points," Derek Johnson, executive director, Global Zero, the Nuclear Crisis Group's predecessor, "[t]here's a real diplomatic and analytical vacuum that has to be filled"Template:IntorgTemplate:NukewTemplate:Esca๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:Dip

Climate ChangeEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Sir Richard Branson on President Trump's plans for coal: "I can't think of anything more stupid" 
  2. (5/7/2017) Trump's EPA: "Scientists? We don't need no stinking scientists" EPA fired members of its Board of Scientific CounselorsTemplate:SciTemplate:Xfed

Keystone XL PipelineEdit

Secret DonorsEdit

  1. (5/7/2017) America's real "Deep State" Template:CitznuTemplate:Alec

Budget CutsEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) Director of the US Census Bureau resigns. Surely it won't count for much John H. Thompson resigned Tuesdsy, May 9, 2017Template:XfedTemplate:Gerry

Arresting Non-Violent ProtestersEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) Protesters: Stop torture of gays in Chechnya. Russia: There are no gays in Chechnya. Also, you're all under arrest five activists were arrested trying to deliver a petition with more than 2 million signatures asking the Russian Prosecutor General to investigate alleged torture and detentions of gay people in the Russian region of Chechnya; their actions were deemed "unauthorised"Template:TyrantTemplate:TortrTemplate:Protest

Misplaced LoyaltyEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway says that Trump comes before Country 

Voting "Integrity" CommissionEdit

investigate allegations of voter fraud and voter suppression

  1. (5/11/2017) Trump to launch voter fraud distraction... I mean commission "Establishment of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity"; commission to be led by Pence๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Cc3.0Template:Stigg
    1. (5/12/2017) President Trump is against voter fraud Template:AvotefTemplate:Costnza
    2. (5/12/2017) The terrifying, nefarious reason for Trump's sudden decision to investigate voter fraud Trump Election Commission includes Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State๐Ÿ”ฅTemplate:OrwellTemplate:AvotefTemplate:VotesTemplate:Gopref
      1. (5/12/2017) Guess what Trump's Vice Chair of the new "election integrity" commission has had done to him four times. No, no, no... guess again Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, has been sued--and lost--four times for voter suppression (Brennan Center: Royster v. Rizzo; Fish v. Kobach; Brown v. Kobach; League of Women Voters v. Newby)๐Ÿ”ฅTemplate:Votes

Connections to RussiansEdit

For all the Fark threads about the Trump, Russia collusion, please visit the Trump-Russia Connections page

Privatization of federal governmentEdit

IRSEdit

  1. (5/5/2017) The IRS should rely on tattletales and not collection agencies to fix the tax gap private debt-collection companies lost the government money; whistleblower programs recover $20 for every $1 spent on investigation and prosecution of the casesTemplate:WhistleTemplate:Taxdq

Social SecurityEdit

Government ShutdownEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say Template:Gopgov


Sexual PredatorEdit

Tim NolanEdit

former judge; current member Campbell County School Board, district 5; Tea Party supporter; indicted sexual predator

  1. (5/12/2017) Kentucky Tea Party leader and former Trump campaign chair Tim Nolan faces 100 years in prison for multiple charges of rape, human trafficking of a minor, human trafficking of five adults, witness tampering, and prostitution. BUT HER EMAILS 

Sexual AssaultEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Former Democratic lawmaker, now apparently chairman of the Lemon Party, indicted on sexual battery charges former Rep. Joe M. Haynes (D, TN, 20th), retired 2012๐Ÿ’ฅ

Leaded WaterEdit

  1. (5/1/2017) NYC school bosses: Welp, we tested school buildings for lead and everything's peachy. NY Times: That would be because you cheated Template:Lead


Hateful & CruelEdit

Neo-NazisEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Former congressman Joe Walsh: We'd have universal healthcare if not for all those ni-BONG Template:Dogwh

Confederate HeritageEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) At one of his golf courses, Trump has a plaque commemorating the Civil War battle Andrew Jackson won Northern Virginia Trump National Golf Club, between 14th, 15th holes; plaque commemorating a battle that happened elsewhere reads: "Many great American soldiers, both of the North and South, died at this spot. The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as 'The River of Blood.' It is my great honor to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River!"Template:RevhistTemplate:Confed
  2. (5/8/2017) In twenty seventeen we took a little juke, down the mighty Mississippi with Mr. David Duke Template:Confed๐Ÿ‘Template:Astro
  3. (5/7/2017) White supremacist sues publishing company for refusing to spread his hate-fueled rhetoric Yianouppolis received an advance of $250,000 from Threshold Editions, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, for an autobiography tentatively titled "Dangerous"

Muslim banEdit

RefugeesEdit

ImmigrantsEdit

Schools Denying Entry to Federal Immigration OfficialsEdit

  1. (5/10/2017) L.A. Unified entirely unified in keeping ICE off school grounds, not even letting them in with subpoenas. I'm sure this will go entirely unchallenged by our bully-in-chief Los Angeles Unified School District board member Ref Rodriguez: "LA Unified is basically saying fear stops at [our] door"; LA Unified Immigration Resolution of May 9, 2017 was developed by the ACLU

PropagandaEdit

Anti-AlienEdit

Sanctuary CitiesEdit

  1. (5/8/2017) โ™ซYou simply can't be, a sanctuary city *clap, clap, clap, clap* deep in the heart of Texasโ™ซ SB4Template:Sancity๐Ÿš“
    1. (5/10/2017) ACLU issues a travel advisory for.... Texas Lorella Praeli, ACLU director of immigration policy and campaigns: "ACLU?s goal is to protect all Texans and all people traveling through Texas ? regardless of their immigration status ? from illegal harassment by law enforcement"๐Ÿ‘ฎTemplate:Human

The Great White WallEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) While Trump claims that the recent budget deal includes a "down payment on the border wall" a keen observer will note that the down payment was in the amount of $0 
  2. (5/5/2017) Trumpers are just now starting to figure out that hey, ya know maybe it's possible that somehow Trump might have actually...ya know....LIED to them about stuff. Blame Obama rant coming in 3...2...1 ๐Ÿ†
  3. (5/5/2017) "Are you sure they have your number?" Anderson Cooper trolls Sean Spicer for his latest border wall lie Template:Miscom

ICE OverreachEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) Fark it. Nuke my state. We deserve it. OK Rep suggests turning 82k non-English speaking students to ICE to save money state Rep. Mike Ritze (R, OK, 80th) and his Republican Platform Caucus believe the state could save $60 millionTemplate:Goppol
  2. (5/12/2017) ICE agents detained a deaf woman at Honolulu International Airport, denied her a sign language interpreter during questioning and then...wait for it...they handcuffed her behind her back the woman was a Japanese tourist who was questioned regarding her time as an international student in the US; she requested that her name not be made public for fear of retaliation by immigration officialsTemplate:Ada

LGBTQ CommunityEdit

North Carolina Bathroom BillEdit

Repeal Obama-era PolicyEdit

Repealing ACAEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/5/2017) By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it Template:FnbTemplate:Stigg
  2. (5/4/2017) Obamacare flatlines Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/4/2017) Republican tells Dem Rep she's being 'hysterical' after powerful statement against 'Trumpcare' bill Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D TX 18th) called TrumpCare "the mother of all bombs" of healthcare being dropped on thevAmerican people" and said of the Republicans who voted for it, "may God have mercy on your souls!"; in reply, Rep. Doug Collins (R GA 9th) said, "if I had to defend Obamacare, I'd probably go into hysterics, too"Template:Stigg
  3. (5/4/2017) The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition 
  4. (5/5/2017) People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder Template:GoppolTemplate:Apol
    1. (5/5/2017) Your genes are now a pre-existing condition Template:Stigg

Net NeutralityEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Federal appeals court denies the Telecom industry's request to rehear their challenge to the FCC's Net Neutrality rules- on the grounds that their inside man at the Agency is poised to gut them anyway, so what's the point? rehearing US Telecom Association v. FCC "would be particularly unwarranted at this point in light of the uncertainty surrounding the fate of the FCC's Order"Template:Stigg

Wildlife protectionsEdit

Ban on toxic ammunition and fishing tackle on federal landsEdit

National Monument DesignationsEdit

Offshore Drilling BanEdit

Ending restrictions on rates for prison phone callsEdit

Ending internet privacy & security rulesEdit

FCC LifelineEdit

Waters of the United States (2015)Edit

defines which bodies of water are under federal authority

Dodd-FrankEdit

  • "Review" two provisions of Dodd-Frank (2010)
    • Orderly Liquidation Authority (process of liquidating a large, complex financial company that is close to failing) to determine risk, taxpayer liability, and "moral hazard"
    • Financial Stability Oversight Council (the process of designating banks and financial firms "too big to fail")

Tax InversionsEdit

when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country

DACAEdit

Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or "Dreamers"

Keystone XL PipelineEdit

TrumpCareEdit

TrumpCare FailureEdit

DonTCareEdit

  1. (5/6/2017) House Republicans: "Nobody would dare seek a waiver from their essential health insurance benefits or pre-existing condition requirements." WI Governor Scott Walker: "Challenge accepted" Walker: "I'm waiting to see what gets to the president's desk, but we're not looking to change pre-existing conditions"Template:Stigg
  2. (5/7/2017) Paul Ryan in 2009 - "I don't think we should pass bills that we haven't read and that we don't know what they cost... that's not good democracy." Paul Ryan in 2017 - "This is a kind of bogus attack from the left" ๐Ÿ‘ŒTemplate:HypoTemplate:Tidf
  3. (5/7/2017) Mother not so hot for the leopards eating people's faces party when the leopards eat her child's face ๐Ÿ†Template:AdaTemplate:Goppol
  4. (5/10/2017) Hate buffet Alex Jones mocks Jimmy Kimmel, insulting his young son's heart defect in order to score points for Trump. Hard to believe Jones is an unfit parent "When you have state-run health care you have medical tyranny and when you have everyone bound under one system, they can tax you and control you and do whatever they want, once there?s no competition and choice. But it doesn?t matter for the pseudo-intellectuals of Jimmy Kimmel. He can just get up there and say, 'We need national health care for my baby.' It?s for the children, sounds so much easier."

Voter suppressionEdit

Astroturf RallyEdit

Scapegoat MuslimsEdit

PanderingEdit

  1. (5/5/2017) Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise Template:PandrTemplate:Sombfa
  2. (5/5/2017) In honor of Cinco de Mayo, America's unhinged racist uncle promises to drink a jar of salsa and watch Speedy Gonzales cartoons. No word on how many times he will slap his forehead and cry "ยกAy, caramba!" out of respect for Latinos Template:PandrTemplate:Dbag

Religious Hate CrimesEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) DOJ lawyer: We have no idea why hate crimes are spiking lately. Senator Franken: Gee, ya think maybe hiring Steve Bannon might have sent the wrong message? โ”

Lack of Diversity in MediaEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) This just in: "liberal" media is more sexist and racist than a Klansman waving a Confederate flag in the Jim Crow South 
    American Society of News Editors 2016 Diversity survey
    Women's Media Center annual report on gender representation
    VIDA, advocacy group for Women in Literary Arts 2015 survey

Apologist for Racist, Sexist Elected OfficialEdit

Racist, Sexist Elected OfficialEdit

Ending Net NeutralityEdit

MisogynyEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/5/2017) By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it Template:FnbTemplate:Stigg
  2. (5/12/2017) McConnell promises women can take part in healthcare meetings, as long as they are Republican, dress nicely, and don't talk too much Template:Magn

Institutionalize DiscriminationEdit

  1. (5/9/2017) Missouri GOP continues its 'jobs first' agenda by approving a bill that makes it virtually impossible to sue an employer for workplace discrimination SB43Template:Stigg

Budget CutsEdit

  1. (5/6/2017) Ummmm ... yes, President Trump, white people are allowed to go to HBCUs plan to defund Historically Black College and University Capital Financing Program; White House spokesman: "President Trump has identified certain provisions [which may] conflict with his constitutional authority and duties ... [he] will interpret those provisions consistent with the Constitution"Template:SignsTemplate:AffacTemplate:Kylem

Voting "Integrity" CommissionEdit

investigate allegations of voter fraud and voter suppression

  1. (5/11/2017) Trump to launch voter fraud distraction... I mean commission "Establishment of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity"; commission to be led by Pence๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Cc3.0Template:Stigg
    1. (5/12/2017) President Trump is against voter fraud Template:AvotefTemplate:Costnza
    2. (5/12/2017) The terrifying, nefarious reason for Trump's sudden decision to investigate voter fraud Trump Election Commission includes Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State๐Ÿ”ฅTemplate:OrwellTemplate:AvotefTemplate:VotesTemplate:Gopref
      1. (5/12/2017) Guess what Trump's Vice Chair of the new "election integrity" commission has had done to him four times. No, no, no... guess again Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, has been sued--and lost--four times for voter suppression (Brennan Center: Royster v. Rizzo; Fish v. Kobach; Brown v. Kobach; League of Women Voters v. Newby)๐Ÿ”ฅTemplate:Votes

Severe SentencingEdit

return of mandatory mimimum sentencing

  1. (5/12/2017) AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name on May 10, 2017, Attorney General Sessions released a "Memorandum for all Federal Prosecutors," Department Charging and Sentencing Policy๐Ÿš“Template:SentTemplate:TyrantTemplate:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/12/2017) And NOW, Former AG Holder to current AG Sessions on his new initiatives: "You mean dumb on crime" excerpts of former US Attorney General Eric Holder's statement on current AG Session's new sentencing policy: "It is an ideologically motivated, cookie-cutter approach that has only been proven to generate unfairly long sentences that are often applied indiscriminately and do little to achieve long-term public safety"; "dumb on crime"; "unwise and ill-informed"; "absurd"; "will take this nation back to a discredited past"

War on DrugsEdit

  1. (5/9/2017) 18 years without parole for 18 grams of pot is too much, chief justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court says. Her colleagues disagreed. Gary Howard gets out in the 2030s Gary Howard was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, considered repeat offender, he was sentenced to 18 years in prison without benefit of parole, probation, or suspension of sentenceTemplate:DrugwTemplate:Sent๐Ÿš“

Public Display of HateEdit

  1. (5/7/2017) WATCH: Virginia woman's hateful anti-Muslim and anti-Obama rant in Trader Joe's line caught on video Template:Murcn


Petty & SpitefulEdit

The EconomyEdit

"Budget"Edit

  1. (5/7/2017) Trump's EPA: "Scientists? We don't need no stinking scientists" EPA fired members of its Board of Scientific CounselorsTemplate:SciTemplate:Xfed

DeficitEdit

InflationEdit

The DowEdit

TradeEdit

NAFTAEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Stop me if you've heard this before: Trump supporters thought they'd get a free pass through the damage Trump said he'd inflict on Americans ๐Ÿ†Template:FarmTemplate:Negot

National DebtEdit

Job CreatorEdit

Fiddling with RegulationsEdit

"Cost cutting" measuresEdit

InfrastructureEdit

Tax PolicyEdit

Abolish TaxesEdit

Tax CutsEdit

Tax "Reform"Edit

  1. (5/7/2017) Following the healthcare vote, fearing not enough faces will be eaten, the GOP decides to go after your 401k Template:CreepTemplate:401k๐Ÿ“Ž

Repeal Obama-era PolicyEdit

Repealing ACAEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/5/2017) By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it Template:FnbTemplate:Stigg
  2. (5/4/2017) Obamacare flatlines Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/4/2017) Republican tells Dem Rep she's being 'hysterical' after powerful statement against 'Trumpcare' bill Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D TX 18th) called TrumpCare "the mother of all bombs" of healthcare being dropped on thevAmerican people" and said of the Republicans who voted for it, "may God have mercy on your souls!"; in reply, Rep. Doug Collins (R GA 9th) said, "if I had to defend Obamacare, I'd probably go into hysterics, too"Template:Stigg
  3. (5/4/2017) The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition 
  4. (5/5/2017) People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder Template:GoppolTemplate:Apol
    1. (5/5/2017) Your genes are now a pre-existing condition Template:Stigg

Repealing Let's MoveEdit

Michelle Obama's comprehensive public health initiative to end obesity in children

  1. (5/1/2017) Today marks the end of our long, national nightmare, as Donald Trump announces that he is making school lunches great again Template:JunkTemplate:Stigg

Ending Net NeutralityEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Federal appeals court denies the Telecom industry's request to rehear their challenge to the FCC's Net Neutrality rules- on the grounds that their inside man at the Agency is poised to gut them anyway, so what's the point? rehearing US Telecom Association v. FCC "would be particularly unwarranted at this point in light of the uncertainty surrounding the fate of the FCC?s Order"Template:Stigg

Media Rightward CreepEdit

MSNBCEdit

despite ratings

  1. (5/2/2017) Sky-high ratings for left-wing shows are frustrating MSNBC executives' plans to reposition the network as "center-right" Template:Gop1st

State of Black AmericaEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Candidate Trump to black voters: "Vote for me, what do you have to lose?". President Trump to black voters: "Prepare to lose everything" National Urban League's 2017 State of Black America report, "Main Street Marshall Plan" (pdf)Template:Goppol

Argentina Awarding President Jimmy CarterEdit

  1. (5/1/2017) Argentina: We're going to give President Jimmy Carter our highest honor. Donald Trump: Oh no, you don't President Macri rescinds award for former President Carter at the urging of the Trump administration; Carter was to be honored by Argentina with their highest honor for a foreign person, the Order of the Liberator General San Martรญn, in recognition of "his work in promoting human rights during Argentina?s last military dictatorship"Template:PetuTemplate:Stigg

Public EducationEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) Arizona lawmaker thinks we're too smart, wants to end compulsory education because school is "shoved down everyone's throat" Template:PublicTemplate:Junk

TeachingEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) Teachers should expect to get a second job "They want to pay for a boat ... Not everyone who takes a second job does it because they're borderline poverty ... Let's all get a second job this summer"Template:AntiteaTemplate:Oot

Exploitation as Political TheaterEdit

  1. (5/9/2017) House Speaker Paul Ryan will stop by a Harlem charter school today. Let's see how many boos he gets from traditional city public school protesters outside Ryan is scheduled to visit Harlem Success Academy Charter School on W. 118th St., New York; Ivanka Trump visited same school in February, 2017Template:Stunt
  2. (5/10/2017) What does "Buy American" even mean? Template:SplainTemplate:TafTemplate:OrwellTemplate:UsmfgTemplate:Raw

DonTCareEdit

  1. (5/7/2017) Paul Ryan in 2009 - "I don't think we should pass bills that we haven't read and that we don't know what they cost... that's not good democracy." Paul Ryan in 2017 - "This is a kind of bogus attack from the left" ๐Ÿ‘ŒTemplate:HypoTemplate:Tidf

PatheticEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell ๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Weak


Embarrassing & StupidEdit

StupidityEdit

  1. (5/1/2017) Trump quotes Andrew Jackson's criticism of the Civil War, which is impressive considering Jackson died 16 years before the war began"I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn't have had the Civil War ... He was a very tough person but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw with regard to the Civil War, he said 'There's no reason for this.'" (from an [http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-why-was-there-the-civil-war/article/2621749 interview with Salena Zito, Washington Examiner reporter)dk] {{}}Template:Slap
  2. (5/1/2017) So, Mr Trump, do you still stand by your claims of spying? "I don't stand by anything. I just -- you can take it the way you want...you don't have to ask me. I have my own opinions. You can have your own opinions. This interview is over." *smokebomb* 
  3. (5/1/2017) Today marks the end of our long, national nightmare, as Donald Trump announces that he is making school lunches great again Template:JunkTemplate:Stigg
  4. (5/1/2017) Trump quotes Andrew Jackson's criticism of the Civil War, which is impressive considering Jackson died 16 years before the war began"I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn't have had the Civil War ... He was a very tough person but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw with regard to the Civil War, he said 'There's no reason for this.'" (from an [http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-why-was-there-the-civil-war/article/2621749 interview with Salena Zito, Washington Examiner reporter)] dk{{}}Template:SlapTemplate:Revhist
    1. (5/2/2017) For some farking reason or another, NPR decided to fact check Donny's claim that Andrew Jackson could have stopped the Civil War Template:SlapTemplate:Revhist
      1. (5/2/2017) Trump keeps digging Template:DigTemplate:BlessTemplate:Revhist
      2. (5/2/2017) Trump doubles down on claim Jackson could have prevented Civil War 16 years before it started but does not specify if he thinks of Andrew Jackson as zombie peace ambassador or if this is some weird Obama time machine plot Template:DigTemplate:BlessTemplate:Revhist
  5. (5/2/2017) With three years and infinite presumption to go before his 2020 campaign, Trump is profiting handsomely from his reelection 
  6. (5/2/2017) Democrats victory in the new spending bill was so lopsided that despite the GOP having the Presidency and majorities in the House and Senate, Democrats now believe they can block Trump's legislative priorities for years to come also, Pence credits Trump for passage of the spending bill, "thanks to the strong leadership of President Donald Trump ... [t]hanks to his direct engagement with members of Congress, we?re seeing real progress"Template:RoseTemplate:Gopgov
  7. (5/2/2017) Sir Richard Branson on President Trump's plans for coal: "I can't think of anything more stupid" 
  8. (5/3/2017) Sometimes I need someone to explain what the President is saying. This in one of those times... x12 
  9. (5/3/2017) "There is no reason there's not peace between Israel and the Palestinians - none whatsoever." - Donald Trump ๐Ÿ˜›Template:BlessTemplate:Magic
    1. (5/4/2017) According to Trump Israelis and Palestinians work together beautifully, is there anywhere he can go from here? ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Magic
  10. (5/3/2017) At one of his golf courses, Trump has a plaque commemorating the Civil War battle Andrew Jackson won Northern Virginia Trump National Golf Club, between 14th, 15th holes; plaque commemorating a battle that happened elsewhere reads: "Many great American soldiers, both of the North and South, died at this spot. The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as 'The River of Blood.' It is my great honor to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River!"Template:RevhistTemplate:Confed
  11. (5/4/2017) Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/5/2017) By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it Template:FnbTemplate:Stigg
  12. (5/4/2017) Oh, Jesus Template:Ch stTemplate:501c3
    1. (5/4/2017) Trump's new pass for religious discrimination was signed... I've got Monday morning. Who wants Friday afternoon on the "Federal Judge Issues Injunction/Ban" pool? Presidential Executive Order Promoting Free Speech and Religious Liberty๐Ÿ‘
    2. (5/5/2017) You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out the "religious liberty" executive order was a giant photo-op and isn't worth spit, so the ACLU isn't bothering to sue Template:Stunt
  13. (5/4/2017) Trump deletes tweet saying it was an "honor" to meet Palestinian leader Abbas. So if you're playing at home, it's ok to say it would be an honor to meet brutal North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, but not Mahmoud Abbas ๐Ÿ˜›
  14. (5/4/2017) What could go wrong with all these "religious liberty " laws? Behold exhibit A Template:RellibTemplate:Creep
  15. (5/5/2017) Donald Trump's big big bizarre religious day. Christ, what an asshole some feel Trump's religious freedom promises remain unfulfilledTemplate:RellibTemplate:Stunt
    1. (5/5/2017) You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out the "religious liberty" executive order was a giant photo-op and isn't worth spit, so the ACLU isn't bothering to sue Template:RellibTemplate:Stunt
    2. (5/5/2017) The ACLU may not be filing suit over Trump's latest Executive Order, but the FFRF damn well did Template:RellibTemplate:Ch st
  16. (5/5/2017) Yo, dawg, I hear you like polls, so here's a poll about polls so you can give your opinion about giving your opinion Template:Pushโ”
  17. (5/6/2017) The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery Template:Myth
  18. (5/7/2017) WHOA, even Star Trek's Deanna Troi is calling Paul Ryan's spokeswoman a 'lying sack of sh*t' for Trumpcare lie Strong tweeted, "While weรขย€ย™re setting the record straight: AHCA was posted online a month ago, went through 4 committees, & has been scored by CBO รขย€ย” twice"
  19. (5/7/2017) Paul Ryan in 2009 - "I don't think we should pass bills that we haven't read and that we don't know what they cost... that's not good democracy." Paul Ryan in 2017 - "This is a kind of bogus attack from the left" ๐Ÿ‘ŒTemplate:HypoTemplate:Tidf
  20. (5/8/2017) Obama warned Trump not to hire Flynn, but knowing that Trump wouldn't trust him, Obama knew Trump would hire Flynn just to spite him, which means Trump hiring Flynn was actually an Obama conspiracy to collude with the Russians Template:FartTemplate:GoatTemplate:Drip
  21. (5/9/2017) Flying over the Atlantic? Better bring a good book, because the carry-on electronics ban might be about to expand to cover ALL flights to the U.S. โ”Template:Airban
  22. (5/9/2017) It took New Jersey politicians 6 years to figure out what to do about Snooki getting paid to speak on campus: a new law that will change nothing when signing S2355, Governor Christie admits "Because speakers are not paid with State funds, this bill is essentially a symbolic statement on the rising costs of higher education and will have minimal impact on limiting the ability of the State?s public institutions of higher education to engage speakers at whatever rates they mutually agree to pay."Template:Stunt
  23. (5/9/2017) GOP congressman has moment of clarity by saying they shouldn't have celebrated taking people's healthcare away then goes full derp by making up that Dems were singing and dancing over it Rep. Mike Gallagher (R WI 8th): "I just would urge both sides to just lay down the traditional kind of political weapons if we can because this is a really complex topic and we need serious people working together to fix it"
  24. (5/9/2017) Antonio Sabato Jr. to run for congress as Republican. Most notable achievements so far are supporting Trump and calling Obama a Muslim which is pretty much all you need to be a Republican front-runner Antonio Sabato Jr. the Italian-born American model/actor filed paper work to challenge Rep. Julia Brownley (D CA 26th)Template:Pretty๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
  25. (5/10/2017) Remember when Democrats wanted Comey fired? Good times Template:ComeyTemplate:Acfbsabsvr}}โ‰ 
  26. (5/10/2017) Let's see the score on how the GOP is reacting to news of Comey's termination. Livid: None Yet. Angry: 3 Skeptical: 6 Accepting: 6 Enthusiastic: 3 Angry: Flake (AZ), Comstock (VA), McCain (AZ), Curbelo (FL); Skeptical: Amash (MI), Sasse (NE), Lankford (OK), Burr (NC), Gowdy (SC), Corker (TN); Accepting: McConnell (KY), Tillis (NC), DeSantis (FL), Graham (SC), Banks (IN), Collins (ME), Rubio (FL); Enthusiastic: Roy Blunt (MO), Grassley (IA), Cornyn (TX)Template:ComeyTemplate:Svy
  27. (5/10/2017) Fox News' breaking news on James Comey's firing: "James Comey Resigns" Template:OrwellTemplate:Lit
  28. (5/10/2017) Trump gives a job to a woman who believes in a vast conspiracy involving Sharia law claimed a Sharia law court had been established in the town where she served as mayorTemplate:Horse๐Ÿ‘Template:CrackTemplate:Stigg
  29. (5/10/2017) Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down a report from Reuters suggest Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. and Rudy Giuliani for the positionTemplate:Horse
  30. (5/10/2017) You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press Live threadRussian press posted pictures on Twitter of Trump in the Oval Office shaking hands with: Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister and Sergey Kislyak, Russian Ambassador to the USTemplate:FordigTemplate:Ussrpup
  31. (5/10/2017) The Rock says he's considering a run for President. Says he will bring the whuppin, and that all his political opponents should bring the ass ๐Ÿ‘ŸTemplate:Pretty๐Ÿ˜บ
  32. (5/10/2017) There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election Former Vice President Joe Biden, Senator Sanders, Senator Warren, Senator Harris, Senator Murphy, Senator Klobuchar, Facebook CEO and founder Zuckerberg, Senator Booker, Senator Gillibrand, Colorado Governor Hickenlooper, New York Governor Cuomo, former Maryland Governor O'Malley, former HUD Secretary Castro, Senator Kaine, Senator Franken, Senator Brown, former Massachusetts Governor Patrick, NYC Mayor de Blasio, Dallas Mavericks owner Cuban, environmental activist Steyer, DNC Chairman Perez, Minnesota Governor Dayton, Virginia Governor McAuliffe, California Lt. Governor Newsom, Facebook COO Sandberg, Starbucks CEO Schultz, former FLOTUS Obama, Dwayne ?The Rock? Johnson, Rep. Gabbard, Rep. Ellison, Rep. Maloney, California Governor Brown, Media mogul Oprah, former Senator Feingold, former Vermont Governor Dean, former Vice President Gore, Senator Warner, former Senator Webb, LA Mayor Garcetti, Rep. Moulton, NOLA Mayor Landrieu, Senator Duckworth, and Washington Governor InsleeTemplate:2020d๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Tfe
  33. (5/11/2017) Trump to launch voter fraud distraction... I mean commission "Establishment of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity"; commission to be led by Pence๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Cc3.0Template:Stigg
    1. (5/12/2017) President Trump is against voter fraud Template:AvotefTemplate:Costnza
    2. (5/12/2017) The terrifying, nefarious reason for Trump's sudden decision to investigate voter fraud Trump Election Commission includes Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State๐Ÿ”ฅTemplate:OrwellTemplate:AvotefTemplate:VotesTemplate:Gopref
      1. (5/12/2017) Guess what Trump's Vice Chair of the new "election integrity" commission has had done to him four times. No, no, no... guess again Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, has been sued--and lost--four times for voter suppression (Brennan Center: Royster v. Rizzo; Fish v. Kobach; Brown v. Kobach; League of Women Voters v. Newby)๐Ÿ”ฅTemplate:Votes
  34. (5/11/2017) As you leave this institution of higher learning, as so many have before, you're going to face and meet many challenges, and I'd like to leave you with some wisdom: I'm really rich. Really really rich. Believe me. Beat crooked Hillary. So nasty President Trump expected to deliver commencement speeches at Liberty University and the Coast Guard Academy
  35. (5/11/2017) "Welcome to the White House. Please help yourself to a complimentary handout of the President's electoral college win. Also, be sure to admire the giant framed version of it hanging on the wall" Template:Weak
  36. (5/11/2017) Not Sean Spicer tells the Press that removing Comey will help bring the Russia/Trump investigation to a conclusion first Huckabee Sanders said, "We want this to come to its conclusion ... with integrity ... And we think that we've actually, by removing Director Comey, taken steps to make that happen"; later that day, Trump tells NBC: "When I [fired Comey] now I said, I probably, maybe will confuse people ... [but did it anyway] to do the right thing for the American people"Template:Comey๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:MagicTemplate:Goat
    1. (5/12/2017) You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people" Template:RevTemplate:Best๐ŸŒ…Template:Goat
    2. (5/12/2017) Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed no new direct quotes from Comey, only a quote from the letter to colleagues, previously released by CNN: "I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all ... I'm not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. I hope you won't either. It is done, and I will be fine, although I will miss you and the mission deeply."Template:DefoppTemplate:Comey
  37. (5/11/2017) There's trolling, and then there's trying to get Merrick Garland to replace Comey 
  38. (5/12/2017) In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell ๐Ÿ˜บTemplate:Weak
  39. (5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comeyโš 
    1. (5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
    2. (5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
  40. (5/12/2017) Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway says that Trump comes before Country 
  41. (5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence  the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
  42. (5/12/2017) Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy" the President tweeted: "...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:Petu
    1. (5/12/2017) Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV ๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:Petu
    2. (5/12/2017) Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease Independent UK headline: "Donald Trump says he wants to do press briefings instead of Sean Spicer"Template:Micro
      1. (5/13/2017) Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one? of course it's FOX; also, the President "increasingly sees himself as the White House's only effective spokesman"Template:Micro
    3. (5/13/2017) WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool' David Axelrod: "The most hazardous duty in Washington these days is that of Trump surrogate because the president constantly undercuts the statements of his own people ... [y]ou wind up looking like a liar or a fool"Template:Micro๐Ÿ’ฃ
  43. (5/12/2017) We can relax everyone, Trump's lawyers have reviewed 10 years of his tax returns and found no income from Russia (with some exceptions) a letter signed by two "tax partners" with the law firm Morgan, Lewis, Brockius, LLP, Sheri A. Dillon and William F. Nelson did not include any copies of the returns for the years in questionTemplate:Fine
    1. (5/12/2017) When you need a law firm to certify that you have no financial connection to Russia you should really avoid the 2016 Russian Law Firm of the Year Chambers Europe Awards, 2016 Russia Law Firm of the Year: "This active Moscow office of an American firm offers top-level advice in regards to the energy sector and also houses very strong banking and M&A teams. Its in-depth sectoral expertise also includes TMT and private equity. Among recent highlights, the firm advised CTC Media on the sale of its Russian operating business to Russian investors."
  44. (5/12/2017) AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name on May 10, 2017, Attorney General Sessions released a "Memorandum for all Federal Prosecutors," Department Charging and Sentencing Policy๐Ÿš“Template:SentTemplate:TyrantTemplate:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
    1. (5/12/2017) And NOW, Former AG Holder to current AG Sessions on his new initiatives: "You mean dumb on crime" excerpts of former US Attorney General Eric Holder's statement on current AG Session's new sentencing policy: "It is an ideologically motivated, cookie-cutter approach that has only been proven to generate unfairly long sentences that are often applied indiscriminately and do little to achieve long-term public safety"; "dumb on crime"; "unwise and ill-informed"; "absurd"; "will take this nation back to a discredited past"
  45. (5/12/2017) Contradicting Trump, Roger Stone says the two have spoken fairly recently Stone admitted contact with suspected Russian hacker "Guccifer 2.0"; CNN reported Stone recommended firing Comey to President; President tweeted: "The Roger Stone report @CNN is false--Fake News. Have not spoken to Roger in a long time--had nothing to do with my decision."; Friday, May 12, 2017 on ABC's "The View", Stone: "I'm not going to contradict the president and I'm not going to say when I spoke to him ... but I would say this, I have spoken to him very recently"Template:ComeyTemplate:Dig
  46. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
  47. (5/13/2017) "In America, we do not worship government. We worship God" President Trump delivered Liberty University commencement, Lynchburg, VA, Saturday May 13, 2017Template:Kylem๐Ÿ‘โ‰ Template:Fasc
  48. (5/13/2017) The common clay of the new West are discovering what happens when their anti-tax fantasies come true ๐Ÿ†Template:Myth
  49. (5/13/2017) Unlike his ego, Trump's inner circle is rapidly shrinking Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, campaign spokeswoman, Hope Hicks and longtime bodyguard, Keith Schiller๐Ÿ‘‘Template:GopgovTemplate:Noose

General Decision MakingEdit

Crowdsource GovernmentEdit

CowardEdit

Not Being A Good Ally To ...Edit

CanadaEdit

Re-electionEdit

Physical Health of the PresidentEdit

IlliterateEdit

FLOTUS BSEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Congress allocates an extra $120M to fund Trump's vacations over the next six months. Of course, imagine how much more it would cost if he were spending that time trying to govern Template:White
  2. (5/3/2017) Ivanka, supposed supporter of extending paid maternity leave, told her former company's pregnant employees to get back to work a mere week after delivery back in 2013. My how things change in four years Template:Trump๐Ÿ‘‘
  3. (5/9/2017) If Julian Assange, one of the men who handed Trump the Presidency, is a criminal as Trump alleges, why is Trump sending hand written gifts to Assange's girlfriend and pretending to be Melania as he does so? Template:Freemt

StaffEdit

Stephanie GrishamEdit

First Ladyโ€™s communications director, former White House spokeswoman

Lindsay ReynoldsEdit

First Ladyโ€™s chief of staff, former associate director of the White House Visitors Office, Bush, Jr.

Child CareEdit

Finding JesusEdit

Thou Shall Have No Other Gods Before MeEdit

The Lord is My ShepherdEdit

Judge Not Lest Ye Be JudgedEdit

If Aย Manย Will Notย Work, He Shall Not EatEdit

Ye Shall Know Them Byย Their FruitsEdit

Render Unto Caesar That Which Is Caesar'sEdit

Repealing Net neutralityEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Federal appeals court denies the Telecom industry's request to rehear their challenge to the FCC's Net Neutrality rules- on the grounds that their inside man at the Agency is poised to gut them anyway, so what's the point? rehearing US Telecom Association v. FCC "would be particularly unwarranted at this point in light of the uncertainty surrounding the fate of the FCC?s Order"Template:Stigg

ConspiraciesEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Trump is about to be handed his ass with another Healthcare defeat so naturally he... *smokebomb* Template:Oc4.1
  2. (5/9/2017) ...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Obama vastly underestimating my stupidity Template:FartTemplate:Oc8.0Template:Icdir704
  3. (5/11/2017) 1993: SESSIONS fired by Clinton; 2017: Comey fired on advice of SESSIONS. Not exactly the Kennedy/Lincoln coincidences...but, wait, there's MORE Template:Crackโ‰ 

"Terror"Edit

Unsupported Voter Fraud AccusationsEdit

We Get It He's BlackEdit

B-b-but, her emails!Edit

ScandalsEdit

FOX PredatorsEdit

  1. (5/5/2017) Roger Ailes hired private investigators to discredit his sexual harassment accusers 

Fallout from Bill O'Reilly Sex ScandalEdit

Lumpy McGropersonEdit




LinksEdit

See AlsoEdit

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