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Dear LeaderEdit

The Show Is ‘Trump’Edit

And it is sold-out performances everywhere

  1. (4/3/2017) Side effects of states legalizing weed may include: Writing articles saying that Donald Trump won due to his attractiveness study by Jan-Erik Lonnqvist, professor of social psychology, University of Helsinki
  2. (4/5/2017) Trump: I now have responsibility for Syria. I mean, starting now. What happened yesterday is still Obama's fault ⚛
  3. (4/6/2017) Just tell them it is a Red line that can't be crossed, and then do nothing. That worked great last time, thanks Barry Template:Kskhn
  4. (4/6/2017) BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN 
  5. (4/7/2017) Here comes the inevitable article claiming that Syria just changed EVERYTHING. If you had CNN in the poll, please click on the left to claim your prize 🏆Template:Shayrat
  6. (4/7/2017) Donald Trump just learned the quickest way to seem "presidential" is to lob a bunch of bombs into another country 🏆⚡
  7. (4/7/2017) Trump's Syria airstrike sends a "critical message," namely that Trump will engage in expensive and ineffectual military strikes to distract from domestic problems Template:Shayrat🏆
  8. (4/7/2017) Trump is confident Syrian strikes wiped out the Russian Scandal 
  9. (4/8/2017) Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction 🏆
  10. (4/10/2017) Twenty-one tweets Trump made that he really should regret 
  11. (4/10/2017) Trump's personal helicopter landing at Mar-a-Lago raises questions. Fark: by Fox News 
  12. (4/10/2017) Trump finds his niche: fixing problems that no longer exist Template:Wk
  13. (4/10/2017) Ever wonder why Trump keeps doing the opposite of what he says he'll do? If you voted for him, you probably don't care 💣
  14. (4/11/2017) White House grapples with how to sell Trump's first 100 days. Yuuuuge branding suggestions to the right 
  15. (4/11/2017) Trump administration STILL has hundreds of unfilled positions because of backbiting, inexperience, and sheer exhaustion from being overworked. But don't worry, these guys will do great in an emergency Template:Micro
  16. (4/12/2017) President Bannon may be losing to Uriah 🏆
  17. (4/14/2017) The Stealth Caucus grabs more power in Trump's White House 🌅
  18. (4/15/2017) Trump demands that he get the use of Queen Elizabeth's golden carriage. There's a joke in there somewhere 👑
  19. (4/15/2017) It's nearly Easter, and President Trump has yet to find a DC church to celebrate it in yet. But it's challenging for him to find one with high enough denomination 
  20. (4/17/2017) You'll never guess who President Trump blames for the situation in North Korea 👉
  21. (4/17/2017) Trump: Autographs, how the fark do they work? 👑
  22. (4/17/2017) Trump: 14 - Obama: 0 Template:Golf
  23. (4/17/2017) Trump wastes millions in taxpayer dollars holding an invitation-only Easter egg hunt at Mar-a-Lago Template:WhiteTemplate:Cheap
  24. (4/16/2017) President Trump calls for investigations into people who protest against him. This is not a repeat of the last four times he's done this 👑
  25. (4/16/2017) What kind of pet should Donald Trump get? 🌅
  26. (4/18/2017) Did you know Trump was anointed by God himself to subdue all nations threatening God's purposes? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS 
  27. (4/18/2017) Trump is pissed that Amanda Knox doesn't like him 👑
  28. (4/21/2017) Bipartisan talks to avoid unnecessary government shutdown were going fairly well until Trump came in with demands for at least one win in his first 100 days, farking everything up bigly Template:Petu
  29. (4/21/2017) Trump complains that everyone is trying to measure his Presidency by a deadline he set, and by a standard metric used to measure all past Presidents; calls it ridiculous Template:Petu🔁🐑
    1. (4/21/2017) I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy Template:StiggTemplate:Gopgov
  30. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" 📰
  31. (4/24/2017) Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job 💣
  32. (4/25/2017) Donald Trump: "I'm going to have dinner with SCOTUS." SCOTUS: "You never formally invited us to have dinner with you, what gives?" Donald Trump: "I have to be at the Mar-a-Lago golf course in 26 minutes" 
  33. (4/25/2017) 100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit 

If You Don’t Tell People About Your SuccessEdit

they probably won’t know about it

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump wags dog Template:Shayrat💣
  2. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) being deployed💣😺
  3. (4/13/2017) Taco Bell custodians yawn in disbelief after news of largest non-nuclear bomb in U.S. inventory dropped in Afghanistan after Green Beret was killed a 21,000-pound conventional bomb, MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast or "Mother Of All Bombs"), the GBU-43B was dropped out of the back of a C-130 over Nangarhar Province, Afghanistan🏆⚡😺
  4. (4/24/2017) Entire senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no technically a Senate briefing called by Majority Leader, McConnellTemplate:TripTemplate:Brief
    1. (4/25/2017) Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days the auditorium in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building was converted into a temporary SCIF (sensitive compartmented information facility) for full Senate briefing on North Korea, 4/24/2017
  5. (4/25/2017) Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them Template:Trip
  6. (4/27/2017) The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea Template:EscaTemplate:SkTemplate:Drum

I Know Words, I Have The Best WordsEdit

  1. (4/2/2017) Well bye Template:Trff
  2. (4/3/2017) Trump: The US is ready to act alone on North Korea if necessary. China: You pull some shiat that results in our eastern border being overrun with millions of starving, frightened, and uneducated refugees and we are gonna have "a problem", monkey-boy 💣
  3. (4/4/2017) It's almost 100 days since Trump took over as President. Let's take a look at his record so far... oh boy. Bonus: At meeting with Germans, he displayed so little knowledge of anything that they concluded that Ivanka was the more helpful of the two Template:Rev
  4. (4/5/2017) Ivanka Trump: "I don't know the meaning of the word 'complicit.'" Merriam-Webster: "HOLD MY FLAGON OF ALE I GOT THIS" 
  5. (4/5/2017) Some of the bids for Trump's Mexico border wall include plans for a tourist balcony 
  6. (4/5/2017) Trump: "No one knew Syria would be this bad. No one" ⚛
  7. (4/6/2017) BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN 
  8. (4/10/2017) Trump BLM: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part Template:Bolm
  9. (4/10/2017) Trump finds his niche: fixing problems that no longer exist Template:Wk
  10. (4/11/2017) Trump vexed by Syria's motivation to use chemical weapons. One theory Trump had was that a rogue Iranian agent had done it to sabotage the possibility of a U.S.-Russia-Assad alliance that could isolate Tehran. Wait....WHAT? ⚛
  11. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) being deployed💣😺
  12. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak
  13. (4/15/2017) Putin's is bigger than Trump's the FAOB (Father of All Bombs), or Aviation Thermobaric Bomb of Increased Power allegedly weighs 15,560 lbs, carries 44 tons of TNT and four times stronger than the US MOABTemplate:Dick
    1. (4/19/2017) Russia claims it can wipe out US Navy with a single electronic bomb. Huh, apparently they've managed to weaponize Skrillex Russian Electronic Warfare (REW) allegedly can detect and neutralize any target from a ship’s system, radar, to a satelliteTemplate:Dick
  14. (4/18/2017) Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled
  15. (4/21/2017) This might shock you, but in Trump's White House there is no clear chain of command as no one knows who's really in charge Template:Gopgov
  16. (4/21/2017) Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day Template:Snow🐑👑

stupid

  1. (4/24/2017) Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again Template:ShoahTemplate:Plagia
  2. (4/25/2017) Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election? Template:Drag
  3. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying 📰🐑
  4. (4/26/2017) Trump's plan for tax reform may kill the idea before it even gets started. *high five* 📎
    1. (4/26/2017) Behold: The Trump Tax Plan in its entirety 📎Template:Illit
      1. (4/26/2017) Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days" 📎
  5. (4/26/2017) Trump again vows to take the court to court US District Judge William Orrick III blocked Trump's executive order withholding federal funds from sanctuary citiesTemplate:Goppol
  6. (4/26/2017) Not content with starting a trade war with Canada, Trump doubles down and appears to be working on an Executive Order to withdraw the US from NAFTA. Of course, since Congress has final say on trade agreements, the EO is really just for show Template:Goptrd
  7. (4/27/2017) Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
    1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we won't pull out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
      1. (4/27/2017) Trump: doesn't know what NAFTA is 

There's Nobody's Bigger Or Better At The Military Than I AmEdit

  1. (4/8/2017) Trump says this private boarding school gave him more military training than the Army could. Ha ha. No 
  2. (4/8/2017) Trump ordered Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner to sit down and stop squabbling at Mar-a-Lago meeting 🏆
  3. (4/9/2017) Dear Congress, Vital national security beautiful babies Syria bombing campaign national interests vital. Chief boss me says so, vital best words chemical weapons bombing raid necessary national interest. Vital. Love, Donald Template:ShayratTemplate:Warpow🏆
  4. (4/10/2017) Trump campaigned on getting the US out of "stupid wars", but as president he is going on a warpath in the Middle East, and cranking the civilian murder to 11 while he's at it 💣🏆
  5. (4/9/2017) Bombing Syria was Ivanka's idea. Sleep well, Earth Template:Shayrat
    1. (4/11/2017) Isn't it great to live in a country where you can cry to your daddy about how much it sucks that chemical weapons were used on children and actually have daddy do something about it, international treaties be dammed? 😛
  6. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) being deployed💣😺
    1. (4/13/2017) U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out 💣
    2. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak
  7. (4/13/2017) Taco Bell custodians yawn in disbelief after news of largest non-nuclear bomb in U.S. inventory dropped in Afghanistan after Green Beret was killed a 21,000-pound conventional bomb, MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast or "Mother Of All Bombs"), the GBU-43B was dropped out of the back of a C-130 over Nangarhar Province, Afghanistan🏆⚡😺
  8. (4/17/2017) Spicer: Trump won't draw 'red lines' on North Korea, possibly because all of his crayons of that color melted after he left them in the White House Sunroom 🏆😛
  9. (4/17/2017) "Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline 🏆Template:Shayrat😛
  10. (4/20/2017) Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300 Template:Deploy
  11. (4/25/2017) Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments Contextual link provided by FarkerTemplate:DrumTemplate:Dick
  12. (4/26/2017) Senior administration official tells press that President Trump has determined a course of action for North Korea and that military preparations are underway Template:Esca

I Like The Fact That You All Voted For MeEdit

  1. (4/22/2017) Trump: "Congratulations. Tremendous." Every US Veteran: *facepalm* Sgt. 1st Class Alvaro Barrientos was wounded in Afghanistan🏆

Make America Great AgainEdit

We Had A Massive Landslide VictoryEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago 
  2. (4/19/2017) Here are all the Patriots players who won't be attending the White House meeting with the President. Apparently, something to do with mani/pedi appointments and hairwashing Template:Boyc
    1. (4/19/2017) What is considered proper behavior when visiting the White House? If you're Gronk, it's whatever the hell you want it to be 🌅
    2. (4/20/2017) Biggest turnout for a Super Bowl winning team at the White House. Ever 
      1. (4/21/2017) Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False" Template:Dbunk
  3. (4/18/2017) A "Celebrate President Trump" rally featured speakers going on about voter fraud and urging supporters to prepare for a civil war against liberals Template:Astro🐑
  4. (4/22/2017) Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em Template:Astro

I Won The Popular VoteEdit

if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

  1. (4/3/2017) Trump's approval ratings have dropped so hard that not even IBD can polish this turd 
  2. (4/3/2017) Trump is failing and his approval numbers are in the toilet because now that his agenda is becoming policy, people are waking up and realizing his whole agenda is based on lies 
  3. (4/4/2017) Trump's approval rating drops double digits. This is a repeat from virtually every week since he took office 
  4. (4/5/2017) Yertle will be stunned to learn voters don't want a government shutdown 
  5. (4/5/2017) Fewer Democrats are 'proud' to be American under Trump, while Republican pride stays the same. To be fair, we're mostly ashamed of them 
  6. (4/5/2017) Trump may not be popular, but you know what is? Obamacare. Obamacare is popular 
  7. (4/9/2017) Most Americans think there's a clog in the whole "draining the swamp" thingy going on in Washington 
  8. (4/17/2017) President Trump's approval rating jumps to 50% as the Trump Train crushes through obstruction, bombs obliterate construction, opponents caught in corruption 
    1. (4/17/2017) Trump divides by zero and pins a retweet of a Drudge Report tweet touting Rasmussen's biased poll showing his approval at 50% 
  9. (4/19/2017) Nate Silver: Trump probably won't defy gravity. Trump: Screw you, I'm floating to the moon 
  10. (4/19/2017) New Poll show that Ted Cruz is being beaten in the TX senate race...by Castro 
  11. (4/20/2017) Poll says the majority of Americans view Kushner and Ivanka's White House roles as inappropriate as Trump's lust for Ivanka 
  12. (4/20/2017) Donny gets his 100 day report card. Let's just say that it's a good thing today happens to be 4/20 
  13. (4/23/2017) An overwhelming 96% of Trump voters say they have no regrets 
  14. (4/24/2017) If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose Template:Cherry
  15. (4/25/2017) News: Trump voters think Donald Trump is a lying sack of shiat. Fark: Trump voters don't care that he's a lying sack of shiat 🐆
  16. (4/25/2017) President Trump made history with his election. He's been the only President to win without carrying his home state Template:Late

I Have A Very Good BrainEdit

My primary consultant is myself

  1. (4/5/2017) Trump: "No one knew Syria would be this bad. No one" ⚛
  2. (4/10/2017) Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead 
  3. (4/10/2017) CNN anchor asks senator if he understands Trump's Syria policy. His response? "No. Do you?" 😛
    1. (4/10/2017) "The Trump administration has no idea what it's doing on Syria," says the headline that is two words too long 
  4. (4/14/2017) "Trump was against _______ until _____ explained to him what it does". Episode 53: The Import-Export Bank 
  5. (4/21/2017) Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama Aya Hijazi, a US citizen, and her Egyptian husband Mohamed Hassanein were founders of Belady, organization that homeless children in Cairo; they were freed after 2 years in detention accused of sexual abuse and trafficking😛

I Think [Putin Has] Done Really A Great Job Of Outsmarting Our CountryEdit

To view Fark threads discussing the relationship between Trump and Russia, please visit this page

  1. (4/19/2017) Who knew that our POTUS calling real news "fake" would result in our enemies using it for propaganda against us? 👄
  2. (4/20/2017) Well it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new US attorneys are doing and...oh dear Template:Stigg


The Beauty Of Me Is That I’m Very RichEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Sean Spicer: "President Trump can't show his tax returns because he is still under audit." IRS:"An audit still does not bar any U.S. taxpayer from releasing his or her tax returns" 
  2. (4/16/2017) Apparently Donald and Melania have his and her planes. They already live in separate homes, sleep in separate beds, and keep separate bathrooms. Why not fly in separate planes, as well Template:Trash
  3. (4/21/2017) In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies Template:ConflTemplate:LaundTemplate:Drip
  4. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl📎

Trust Me. I’m Like A Smart PersonEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Trump wants new health care bill vote next week. All he needs is a new health care bill 
  2. (4/4/2017) Pence may win over Freedom Caucus members by allowing states to get Obamacare waivers Template:Qpq
  3. (4/4/2017) Ryan decides that forging ahead with Trumpcare 2.0: Die Faster and More Broker might not such a great idea, considering he's still sitting on an inflatable donut after the last ass-kicking he took on healthcare Template:Legis
  4. (4/17/2017) Trump considering making Obamacare explode immediately versus killing it by a thousand cuts 
  5. (4/18/2017) No sh*t Template:TrumpTemplate:Hyp
  6. (4/19/2017) For f*ck's sake, what the hell is wrong with just staying in the White House for a weekend? Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
    1. (4/21/2017) According to all signs, Donald Trump will not be going to Mar a Lago this weekend. Fark: This is actually news Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
  7. (4/20/2017) Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously ✂Template:Qpq
  8. (4/21/2017) Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what 
  9. (4/21/2017) Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why Template:DdfrnkTemplate:Fedreg📎
  10. (4/21/2017) Taxes are going up 
  11. (4/21/2017) Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas? tax inversion is when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country
  12. (4/22/2017) A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago Template:White
  13. (4/25/2017) Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days 

I Am Fortunate To Have Been Blessed With Great GenesEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk DHS’s acting spokeswoman called the papers “pre-decisional documents”

Obama Had My "Wires Tapped"Edit

We Love ‘The Art Of The Deal’Edit

but the Bible is far, far superior

Knock The Crap Out Of Them I Will Pay For The Legal Fees I PromiseEdit

Section title: February 1, 2016, New Republic, Los Angeles Times

  1. (4/3/2017) Plaintiffs: We claim Trump incited violence against us. Federal Judge: I'll allow it Judge David J. Hale, Louisville; Plaintiffs: Kashiya Nwanguma, Molly Shah, Henry Brousseau💥
    1. (4/16/2017) Trump supporter: I only attacked a woman because Trump told me to and said he'd pay for my legal bills defendant Alvin Bamberger (represented by attorney Stephen Pence) is accused of shoving protester Kashiya Nwanguma at a Louisville, Kentucky, rally on March 1, 2016💥
  2. (4/19/2017) In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent 💥👌

There Was Blood Coming Out Of Her Eyes. Blood Coming Out Of Her—WhereverEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Nobody respects women's right to be paid less and have their sexual harassment covered up more than Donald Trump 
  2. (4/17/2017) Not only is the Trump administration's "women's issues lead" not a woman, he's also a white nationalist who thinks women get paid less because they don't work as hard as men 

I Will Be The Greatest Jobs PresidentEdit

that God ever created

  1. (4/18/2017) Donald Trump has signed the 'Hire American' executive order in a step to make America truly great again. Will it work? Grab the popcorn and debate to your right "Buy American, Hire American" Executive Order #13788Template:H1b

[Drumpf] Unequivocally, Will Be The Healthiest Individual Ever Elected To The PresidencyEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Trump has already spent almost double Obama's annual travel budget. "If Trump keeps up the current pace of trips, he could spend $60 million in taxpayer cash solely to visit Mar-a-Lago this year" 
  2. (4/10/2017) Trump had Kochs over at Mar-a-lago on Saturday 
  3. (4/11/2017) After a really tough Monday being President it was decided Trump should take the weekend off and go down to Mar-a-Lago 
  4. (4/17/2017) In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago 
  5. (4/17/2017) Trump: 14 - Obama: 0 Template:Golf
  6. (4/19/2017) For f*ck's sake, what the hell is wrong with just staying in the White House for a weekend? Template:White
  7. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" 📰
    2. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? 💣
    3. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 

We See A Lot Of Money Pouring In From RussiaEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Eric Trump: 'Nepotism is kind of a factor of life' 
  2. (4/9/2017) Bombing Syria was Ivanka's idea. Sleep well, Earth Template:Shayrat
    1. (4/11/2017) Isn't it great to live in a country where you can cry to your daddy about how much it sucks that chemical weapons were used on children and actually have daddy do something about it, international treaties be dammed? 😛
  3. (4/12/2017) President Bannon may be losing to Uriah 🏆
  4. (4/13/2017) Ivanka begs her father to fire Bannon so they can protect the Trump hotel brand. And before you think it won't happen, remember, Ivanka asked for daddy to bomb Syria and now we're staring down the barrel of World War III Template:Veruca
  5. (4/18/2017) Words fail me 
  6. (4/18/2017) Trump's deep ties to organized crime 
  7. (4/18/2017) Some really important ground was covered during Xi Jinping's visit to Mar-a-Lago, like Ivanka being granted instant trademarks on her brands in China 
  8. (4/25/2017) Ivanka Trump doesn't like to be called her father's 'accomplice' because "it isn't productive". How about 'colluder', 'complicitor' or 'nepotistic cheeto-crumble'? Would that be more productive? Template:VerukaTemplate:Bless
  9. (4/26/2017) Ivanka Trump is starting her own foundation and is now accepting Czechs Template:Confl👌


FaithfulEdit

I Love The Poorly EducatedEdit

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Ministry of MisinformationEdit

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It's Totes Okay When We Do ItEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think Template:Dip😛👌
  2. (4/18/2017) Trump's Twitter history and his policy decisions today are a staggering minefield of hypocrisy 👌Template:Hyp

I'll Choose The Best People For My AdministrationEdit

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Ivanka TrumpEdit

Product of Trump steaks

  1. (4/9/2017) Bombing Syria was Ivanka's idea. Sleep well, Earth Template:Shayrat
    1. (4/11/2017) Isn't it great to live in a country where you can cry to your daddy about how much it sucks that chemical weapons were used on children and actually have daddy do something about it, international treaties be dammed? 😛
  2. (4/18/2017) Some really important ground was covered during Xi Jinping's visit to Mar-a-Lago, like Ivanka being granted instant trademarks on her brands in China 

ICEEdit

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

  1. (4/19/2017) MSNBC airs live segment where they traveled with an ICE agent to capture an illegal immigrant leaving his home MSNBC’s Hallie Jackson in studio; NBC’s Gadi Schwartz, embedded with ICE agents

Centers for Medicare and Medicaid ServicesEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Turns out privatizing hospital oversight was a bad idea. Who knew it wasn't so easy? to compel private health care accreditors, such as The Joint Commission (that inspect hospitals and other medical facilities, such as clinics) to publicly detail problems they find as well as the steps being taken to fix themTemplate:Gopreg

Ajit VaradarajEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin' requested a ?reasonable transition period? to "enable service providers to adapt and remain viable in more markets than will occur in the event of a flash cut to new policies"Template:Gopreg

Rick PerryEdit

  1. {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557619|Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat|Perry ordered a review (PDF) of electricity markets and reliability, claiming that "certain policies" have hindered the development and use of baseload energy sources like coal|Template:Gopreg

Mike PenceEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak

Sean SpicerEdit

White House Press Secretary

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump's White House knows exactly who is to blame for the whole Michael Flynn debacle, Obama, of course Template:Icdir704Template:Fart


Independent ContractorsEdit

Non-Liberal MediaEdit

All faithful media are on their own page, Ministry of Misinformation

Devin NunesEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) 3 Things to learn about Devin Nunes: 1. It's pronounced New-nes 2. He sucks at lying 3. OMG look at that high school photo 🌅

Spineless DemocratsEdit

  1. Senator Joe Donnolly (D IN)
    1. (4/2/2017) Third Dem senator thinks voting to confirm Gorsuch will help him win reelection 
  1. Senator Dick Durbin (D IL)
    Minority Whip
  2. Senator Chuck Schumer (D NY)
    Minority Leader
  3. Senator Jon Tester (D MT)
  4. Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
  5. Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D ND)
  6. Senator Joe Manchin (D WV)

State-level Agency that Feds DuplicateEdit

therefore, fed budget cut is justified

  1. GHSA
    Governors Highway Safety Association

Private Company that Feds DuplicateEdit

therefore, fed budget cut is justified

  1. Tech Billionaires
    Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos
  2. Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group
    1. (4/5/2017) After years of warning taxpayers that the IRS will never cold call you to collect a tax debt, IRS hands over its debt-collection to private companies ... who will call you Fixing America’s Surface Transportation Act (FAST Act)(Section 32102) enacted by Congress December, 2015; Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

Silicon Valley TechbrosEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) News: Tesla passes General Motors to become the most valuable US automaker. A feat considering they lost $773 million in 2016 and have yet to find mass market adoption. Fark: Even Elon Musk thinks the stock is overvalued Template:UsmfgTemplate:Newtech
  2. (4/20/2017) Meet the right-wing "shiatposting" tech bro that gave Trump $100,000 for his inauguration Palmer Luckey

Senator Mitch McConnell (R KY)Edit

  1. (4/6/2017) Nuclear turtle launch detected 🙅

Rep. Elijah Cummings (D MD 7th)Edit

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump to reporter: Democratic congressman told me I was going to go down as one of America's greatest Presidents. Congressman: No, you numskull, I said you could be a great President if you represented all Americans instead of being a divisive troll 

To be determined next-in-line of revised DoJ successionEdit

US Attorney, Eastern District of North Carolina

  1. (4/6/2017) In the middle of the night Trump changes the line of succession in the DOJ to make it possible for him to appoint who will lead the investigation into his Russian affairs 

Richard UihleinEdit

GOP donor, wrote check for $450,571.65 to distribute The Conservative News

  1. (4/6/2017) Fake news and fake outrage fueled by real money encounter a very real indictment Template:Indct

AetnaEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Aetna agrees to drop out of Obamacare in Iowa to coincide with the 2018 midterms Template:2018Template:Aca

Evangelical Christians who continue to support TrumpEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) One christian just called out another group of christians for not being christian. no, this is not a repeat from 1478 wrote op-ed in the Christian PostTemplate:Relig

Creepy right-wing billionairesEdit

  • Citizens for Self Governance (John Hancock Committee for the States)
  • Home School Legal Defense Association (HSLDA)
  • Koch Brothers
  • ALEC
  1. (4/5/2017) Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it 🇻

Alt-right NazisEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) You know who loves single-payer health care more than liberals? The alt-right does 

former Mayor Ken Livingstone (Labour, London)Edit

  1. (4/5/2017) "When Hitler won his election in 1932, his policy then was that Jews should be moved to Israel. He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews." Now let's play True, False, or Dear God Don't Say This Out Loud 

Bill O'ReillyEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) CNN Panelist briefly confuses President Trump and Jon Snow 📢

Unnamed Airbnb hostEdit

  1. (4/8/2017) It's almost as if the election of Trump has emboldened racists 

Jeremy BashEdit

a former chief of staff in DoD and CIA

  1. (4/7/2017) Trump's Syria airstrike sends a "critical message," namely that Trump will engage in expensive and ineffectual military strikes to distract from domestic problems Template:Shayrat🏆

Joey JakubowskiEdit

manifesto-writing, gun-toting, manhunt-evading-American

  1. (4/7/2017) Dildonians have a new hero: Joey Jakubowski wrote 161-page manifesto, sent it to POTUS, threatened a school, robbed a gun shop, and is now subject of a manhunt. Appeal for snacks forthcoming 🍆

Koch BrothersEdit

Charles and David

    1. (4/10/2017) Trump had Kochs over at Mar-a-lago on Saturday 
  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs🙉

SkypeEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) Problem: White House gets grilled by traditional press during press briefings. Solution: White House opens press briefings via Skype to Trump-friendly non-reporters. Ta da 

Robert MercerEdit

billionaire donor, created super PAC Make America Number 1, backed Breitbart News

  1. (4/13/2017) FEC filing accuses Trump of receiving illegal campaign donations, being orange 

Mercer Family FoundationEdit

provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

Angela MerkelEdit

Chancellor of Germany

  1. (4/13/2017) Angela Merkel finally slips up and admits terrorists exist, thereby proving racism and xenophobia correct. Chexmops, liberillios Template:Ref

Stephen SchwarzmanEdit

CEO of Blackstone Group

  1. (4/13/2017) Wealthy business owners go from controlling America with a wink and a nod to controlling America waving their middle fingers at everyone 🍼

Dennis MuilenburgEdit

CEO, Boeing Co.

  1. (4/14/2017) "Trump was against _______ until _____ explained to him what it does". Episode 53: The Import-Export Bank 

Johnny (Joey) JonesEdit

Twitter user, veteran, double-amputee

    1. (4/14/2017) Veteran: If President Obama had used the MOAB, like Trump did, I would still have my legs Tweet by alleged veteran and alleged double-amputee, "Johnny (Joey) Jones" account

Stewart RhodesEdit

founder Oath Keepers, citizen militia group

  1. (4/15/2017) Another slap fight at the UCal Corral 💥Template:Astro

Glenn BeckEdit

  1. (4/15/2017) Glenn Beck wants to teach your kids the real facts they will need to confront liberal college professors. Like how the Founding Fathers agreed that creationism was the truth and evolution is a lie. And all for less than $400 🙉

Candice JacksonEdit

nominee for deputy assistant secretary in the Office for Civil Rights, US Department of Education

  1. (4/15/2017) So the head of DeVos' Office of Civil Rights is a white supremacist 🐑Template:Fox🙉

former Rep. Scott Garrett (R NJ 5th)Edit

nominee, Chairman and President of Export-Import Bank

  • co-founded House Freedom Caucus, twice voted against reauthorizing the bank while in Congress
  1. (4/15/2017) Wednesday Trump: Export-Import Bank is bad for America. Thursday Trump: Export-Import Bank is good for America. Friday Trump: Let me nominate an Export-Import Bank hater to run the Export-Import Bank Template:GopmpTemplate:Fox

former Rep. Spencer T. Bachus III (R AL 6th)Edit

nominee for Board of Directors of Export-Import Bank

  • former former chairman (2011–2013), House Financial Services Committee
  1. (4/15/2017) Wednesday Trump: Export-Import Bank is bad for America. Thursday Trump: Export-Import Bank is good for America. Friday Trump: Let me nominate an Export-Import Bank hater to run the Export-Import Bank Template:GopmpTemplate:Fox

Louise MenschEdit

former Conservative member of British Parliament

  1. (4/17/2017) Ex-British lawmaker: Intelligence sources believe tape exists of Trump asking Russia for election help in return for fostering closer US-Russia ties 

David LesperanceEdit

lawyer, transnational tax avoidance for the superwealthy

  1. (4/17/2017) How to evade paying your taxes forever. Difficulty: You need a small fortune and a taste for foreign food Template:Taxa

Senator Tom Cotton (R AR)Edit

  1. (4/18/2017) Senator booed for defending Trump's withholding of tax returns from public scrutiny. That's a bold move, Cotton Template:Townh

Concerned Veterans for AmericaEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Vets group thanks Trump for fulfilling his promise to take credit for Obama era legislation Concerned Veterans for America through its Executive Director Mark LucasTemplate:VetTemplate:Goplaw

Richard and Helen DeVosEdit

provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

Donors Capital FundEdit

provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

Donors TrustEdit

provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

Bradley FoundationEdit

provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

American Enterprise Institute (AEI)Edit

"nonpartisan public policy research organization that bankrolls undergraduate outreach with for the "executive councils"

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

Young America's Foundation (YAF)Edit

founded Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) and provides funding, speakers and logistical support for conference and lecture programs and student chapters at US universities

  1. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country 🙉

Debbie DooleyEdit

co-founder Tea Party

  1. (4/18/2017) Tea Party founder explains that Republicans are stupid, so we have to trick them into saving the enviroment 🌅

Willmar, MinnesotaEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) A "Celebrate President Trump" rally featured speakers going on about voter fraud and urging supporters to prepare for a civil war against liberals Template:Astro🐑

Leonid BershidskyEdit

Bloomberg View columnist; founding editor, Vedomosti, the Russian business daily; founded opinion website Slon.ru

  1. (4/18/2017) "Don't Rush to Judgment on War Crimes" says the Russian columnist Template:Apol

Ralph DrollingerEdit

an evangelical Christian who conducts the "Capitol Ministries Cabinet Bible study"

  1. (4/20/2017) Donald Trump's Bible study group Template:Ch st

Capitol MinistriesEdit

provides separate weekly bible study for House members, Senators and Cabinet members

  • for an outside group to hold an event in a Congressional building, they must be sponsored by a senator or representative
  1. (4/20/2017) Donald Trump's Bible study group Ralph Drollinger, an evangelical Christian, conducts the "Capitol Ministries Cabinet Bible study"Template:Ch st

Jonathan AllenEdit

Washington bureau chief, Bloomberg News

  1. (4/20/2017) Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The HillTemplate:Shill
    1. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores Template:Shill
    2. (4/25/2017) New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open Template:Shill
    3. (4/27/2017) This is fine Template:Shill

Amie ParnesEdit

White House correspondent, The Hill

  1. (4/20/2017) Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The HillTemplate:Shill
    1. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores Template:Shill
    2. (4/25/2017) New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open Template:Shill
    3. (4/27/2017) This is fine Template:Shill

Crown/ArchetypeEdit

publisher, Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Campaign

  1. (4/20/2017) Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The HillTemplate:Shill
    1. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores Template:Shill
    2. (4/25/2017) New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open Template:Shill
    3. (4/27/2017) This is fine Template:Shill

Isabel T. JohnEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious? campfin{{}}
    1. (4/25/2017) Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up 

PolitifactEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False" Template:Dbunk

Rep. Keith Ellison (D MN 5th)Edit

  1. (4/21/2017) Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats "Barack Obama could have been a better party leader, and I think the fact that he wasn?t put his legacy in jeopardy"

Oscar MunozEdit

CEO, United Airlines

  • April 27 would be the earliest United's internal investigation into the Dao incident would be completed
  1. (4/21/2017) United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident Template:Miss

Ginger EvansEdit

commissioner, Chicago Department of Aviation

  • April 26 would be the earliest they would be ready with answers into the Dao incident
  1. (4/21/2017) United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident Template:Miss

Milan Investment LimitedEdit

company that was formed less than a month before the RNC

  • bought 11 condos for $3.1 million from Trump Ruffin LLC (Trump owns with friend and casino mogul Phil Ruffin)
  1. (4/21/2017) In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies Template:ConflTemplate:LaundTemplate:Drip

Kyle PierceEdit

political coordinator

  1. (4/22/2017) Turns out Trump was right about some protestors being paid. Only problem is, the paid protestors they could find were being paid by Republicans. (sad trombone) Template:Astro

JR RomanoEdit

chairman, Connecticut Republican Party

  1. (4/22/2017) You don't say "Ad Hoc 'Town Hall' Meeting: Does Professional Responsibility Include the Duty to Warn?"

David A. CortmanEdit

attorney with Alliance Defending Freedom

  1. (4/23/2017) How to prevent the inevitable showdown between Church and State an argument for dismissing Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia v. ComerTemplate:Ch st🐑

Tax FoundationEdit

conservative think tank that publishes studies on US tax policies

  1. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl📎

MonsantoEdit

a company that only tries to be helpful to all the peoples of the world, plus Disneyland

  1. (4/23/2017) Imaginary tribunal convicts Monsanto of imaginary war crimes, including "ecocide" and "scary chemical names" Template:Hr

Associated PressEdit

  1. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" 📰
    2. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? 💣
      1. (4/25/2017) Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him 
    3. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 

Judge Alex KozinskiEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) "Fark all this mamsy-pamsy humane execution bullshiat. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right with firing squads and guillotines. And live stream that shiat." -- 9th Circuit Federal Judge Alex Kozinski Federal Judge Alex Kozinski, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals: "I think the use of lethal injection is the way of lying to ourselves, to make it look like executions are peaceful, are benign, are sort of like going to sleep, and they're not ... [i]f we as a society are willing to take away human life, we should be willing to watch it."Template:ModproTemplate:Dp

NASA Astronaut Peggy WhitsonEdit

biochemistry researcher, former NASA Chief Astronaut

  • has been aboard the International Space Station since Nov. 19, 2016
  • Whitson's mission is projected for more than 650 days in space
  • previous record in orbit was 534 days set by Jeff Williams
  1. (4/24/2017) Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut? Template:Weak

Paul WolfowitzEdit

"we'll be greeted as liberators

  1. (4/24/2017) The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams 😛Template:Neocon

Adrienne Vittadini StudioEdit

the new name under which Ivanka Trump garments have been relabeled for sale

  1. (4/24/2017) Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask? G-III accepts responsibility for resolving this issue, which occurred without the knowledge or consent of the Ivanka Trump organisationTemplate:Veruca

Stein MartEdit

discount department store chain that sells "Adrienne Vittadini Studio" labeled clothing

  1. (4/24/2017) Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask? G-III accepts responsibility for resolving this issue, which occurred without the knowledge or consent of the Ivanka Trump organisationTemplate:Veruca

Mayor Ivy Taylor (D San Antonio)Edit

  1. (4/24/2017) And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight Template:47pc

Alex StromanEdit

"We plan to amend our report to reflect any changes that we have become aware of, including many of those donor records or technical glitches that we have recently become aware of, as is common practice with FEC reporting" spokesman for the Trump Inaugural committee

  1. (4/25/2017) Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up 

Likely Republican 2018 Midterm votersEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) News: Trump voters think Donald Trump is a lying sack of shiat. Fark: Trump voters don't care that he's a lying sack of shiat 🐆

John Ladd and Fred DavisEdit

Arizona ranchers

  1. (4/25/2017) Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada 

Marc ShortEdit

White House Director of Legislative Affairs

  1. (4/25/2017) For some reason, the White House isn't cooperating with the Flynn investigation and is refusing to hand over requested documents 🏪
    1. (4/25/2017) This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his Job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand "It is unclear how such documents would be relevant to the stated purpose of the committee's review, which according to your letter is to examine Lt. Gen. Flynn's disclosure of payments related to activities that occurred in 2015 and 2016, prior to his service in the White House," Legislative affairs director Marc Short's April 19 letter sent to House Oversight Committee leaders🏪

36% of Real AmericansEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) No, it's not just your imagination, they really are fascists-in-waiting: according to a new ^0 Minutes polls , 36% of Republicans say that freedom of the Press "does more harm than good" Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll📰Template:1st

Jack ShaferEdit

senior media writer, Politico

  1. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying 📰🐑

Tucker DohertyEdit

Data reporter, Politico

  1. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying 📰🐑

Frantz KlintsevichEdit

deputy head, Federation Council?s Committee for Defense and Security

  1. (4/25/2017) Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly 📬Template:Dick

Elizabeth HokoanaEdit

Glock semi-automatic handgun in a holster under her coat

  1. (4/26/2017) Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone 💥

Marc HokoanaEdit

pepper-spray

  1. (4/26/2017) Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone 💥

Milo YiannopoulosEdit

former Breitbart editor

  1. (4/26/2017) Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone 💥

White House ButlerEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 

Coca-colaEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 

Roy MooreEdit

suspended Alabama Chief Justice, Senate candidate

  1. (4/26/2017) Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington Moore is running for Session's old seat👟

Trump Administration OfficialEdit

speaking on the condition of anonymity

  1. (4/26/2017) Senior administration official tells press that President Trump has determined a course of action for North Korea and that military preparations are underway Template:Esca

Ronna Romney McDanielEdit

chairwoman, Republican National Committee

  1. (4/27/2017) RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect Ronna Romney McDaniel: "They're gonna lose the trust of our base if we don't keep our promises, our base is gonna walk away"Template:EmptyTemplate:2018e

Admiral Harry HarrisEdit

Commander, US Pacific Command; took responsibility for misplaced Carl Vinson

  1. (4/27/2017) The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea Template:EscaTemplate:SkTemplate:Drum

THAADEdit

"Terminal High Altitude Area Defense" missile defense system soon to be operational in South Korea

  1. (4/27/2017) The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea Template:EscaTemplate:SkTemplate:Drum

House Armed Services CommitteeEdit

hearing on Asia-Pacific Security

  • April 26, 2017
  • testimony from Admiral Harry Harris, Commander, US Pacific Command
  1. (4/27/2017) The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea Template:EscaTemplate:SkTemplate:Drum


The Enemy

The Fark threads that were in this section have been moved away from Dear Leader to their own page, Enemies List, so as not to soil Dear Leader's gloriousness

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