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  1. (4/1/2017) After 11 seasons, 'Duck Dynasty' sounds last call ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿƒ
  2. (4/1/2017) Cute animals are the secret weapon in the political propaganda wars ๐Ÿƒ
  3. (4/1/2017) Why the hell would Democrats want President Trump removed from office? It's probably the worst thing that could possibly happen for them ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
  4. (4/2/2017) I'm sure he had his treasons ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ“ฌ
  5. (4/2/2017) The Los Angeles Times is shocked, SHOCKED, that no one seems to be sympathetic to Trump supporters after it ran several articles describing their struggles in a hostile post-election world 
  6. (4/3/2017) The American Pastors Network says the "religious left and progressives" cannot be true Christians 
  7. (4/3/2017) Right-wing trolls have turned on one another and are now attacking Team Trump 
  8. (4/3/2017) By doubling down on drama rather than facts, leaders of the Democratic Party show disdain for nearly half the country who voted for Trump and a seditious inclination to destroy his presidency 
  9. (4/3/2017) Hear me out: The most loving act President Trump can do for Clinton is give her the professional and institutional help that will uphold justice-and prevent her from further hurting herself or others 
  10. (4/3/2017) Sen. Lindsey Graham: If democrats filibuster Gorsuch, that'll be the end of bipartisanship on judges. What? I'm being serious. Stop laughing ๐Ÿ™…
  11. (4/3/2017) Alternative fact believer Donald Trump says his wiretap allegations are coming true Template:Oc1.0
  12. (4/3/2017) Will Spiceweasel have Chinese food stuck to his teeth? Will there be a surprise announcement to throw the media off Russiagate? Will April Ryan piss him off again for merely existing? THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2:30 start time) Live thread
  13. (4/3/2017) You know that whole "the Bible says the unemployed shouldn't be allowed to eat" thing? Yeah, about that. Bonus: WaPo edits the hit piece without admitting their errors. Tag is for WaPo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ฐ
  14. (4/3/2017) 3 Things to learn about Devin Nunes: 1. It's pronounced New-nes 2. He sucks at lying 3. OMG look at that high school photo ๐ŸŒ…
  15. (4/3/2017) Side effects of states legalizing weed may include: Writing articles saying that Donald Trump won due to his attractiveness Jan-Erik Lonnqvist, professor of social psychology, University of Helsinki
  16. (4/3/2017) Trump's donation to the National Park Service will at least keep the parks open for the people who lost their Meals On Wheels to hunt in ๐ŸŒ…
  17. (4/4/2017) The GOP doesn't understand why the Democrats want to block the Goresuch nomination to SCOTUS. They can only conclude its because Democrats are mean poopy heads and everyone should just vote Republican 
  18. (4/4/2017) Pat Robertson says we've all been "dominated" by homosexuals 
  19. (4/4/2017) Rice used the intelligence community as her own private political spy agency Template:Oc1.2
  20. (4/4/2017) Gender pay gap? What about the workplace death gap that nobody talks about? โ‰ 
  21. (4/4/2017) Democrats are having "panic attacks" because their "unbelievable corruption is being uncovered by Trump." Um, okay ๐Ÿ‡จ
  22. (4/4/2017) Sure, some police departments might be systemically corrupt, violent, and racist, but they're not OUR problem, Jeff Sessions dog whistled ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ชTemplate:Blm
  23. (4/4/2017) This just in: compared to Trump country, New York and Washington are 'culturally isolated' 
  24. (4/4/2017) New federal rules require franchise pizza parlors to list all 34 million combinations of pizza on signage, many question whether it's really kneaded ๐Ÿ“‹
  25. (4/4/2017) "NAFTA could be Trump's next Obamacare." So, another bipartisan humiliating loss? 
  26. (4/4/2017) Trump says he wants to do tax reform. Trouble is, there's nobody at Treasury to actually do it ๐Ÿ“Ž
  27. (4/4/2017) Trump keeps making stuff up hoping Americans won't notice that that he's a traitor working for the Russians, a Manchurian Candidate, if you will. I guess now he's the Manchurian Elected Puppet Template:Oc1.3
  28. (4/4/2017) "I'm not against gay people," Alex Jones says in the video, before launching into a profanity-laced anti-gay diatribe 
  29. (4/4/2017) "See kids? This is what people a hundred years ago in 2017 were like. You know...morons" 
  30. (4/5/2017) Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it ๐Ÿ‡ป
  31. (4/5/2017) CNN had a bit of a problem. Donald Trump solved it ๐Ÿ“บTemplate:Qpq
  32. (4/5/2017) The media don't care first about facts. They care first about liberal victory. Their hope now is to remove Trump from office. Keep that in mind when they speak ๐Ÿ“ฐ
  33. (4/5/2017) Liberals running out of stuff to whine about 
  34. (4/5/2017) Sack of hate potatoes Pat Buchanan calls Vladimir Putin "godly," says the Russian/US President will fight "self-indulgent secularism" 
  35. (4/5/2017) Chelsea Clinton says she doesn't want to lose to Donald Trump in 2020 Template:2020c๐ŸŒพ
  36. (4/5/2017) Donald Trump says Susan Rice might have broken the law. Wow. This must be true because Trump never lies, right? .... Why are you guys laughing at me? Did I say something funny? Template:Oc4.1
  37. (4/5/2017) Sandy Hook school board asks Donald Trump to denounce truthers that claim the attack never happened, or was a false flag operation, particularly his long time ally, Alex Jones. Trump: crickets ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  38. (4/5/2017) CNN Panelist briefly confuses President Trump and Jon Snow ๐Ÿ“ข
  39. (4/5/2017) The gender pay gap is definitely real, at least if you work for Senator Warren 
  40. (4/6/2017) Drunk uncle Bannon threatened to quit in a snit if removed from the NSC but a megadonor begged him to stay and rein in Trump 
  41. (4/6/2017) Jeffrey Lord tries to invent new conspiracy theory over Susan Rice, forcing Anderson Cooper to hold back gales of laughter even as the alien whose forehead grew like a mighty oak kept pressing on with his insanity Template:Oc4.1
  42. (4/6/2017) Trump to reporter: Democratic congressman told me I was going to go down as one of America's greatest Presidents. Congressman: No, you numskull, I said you could be a great President if you represented all Americans instead of being a divisive troll 
  43. (4/6/2017) Trump says he is considering combining his $1 trillion infrastructure spending bill with the healthcare reform, and/or Tax reform bill, so he only has to fail once, instead of three separate times ๐ŸŒ‰
  44. (4/6/2017) Just tell them it is a Red line that can't be crossed, and then do nothing. That worked great last time, thanks Barry Template:Kskhn
  45. (4/6/2017) Trump has already forgotten the "forgotten men and women" who handed him the election 
  46. (4/6/2017) All this business about Russians and elections and surveillance makes my head spin. I have questions - twenty, to be exact. Here they are, in random order โ‰ ๐Ÿ™‹
  47. (4/3/2017) This is the face of evil. Or maybe it's the face of stupid. Either way, it's the face of someone who skipped court after sending death threats to the parent of a Sandy Hook victim ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  48. (4/5/2017) Landlords are threatening to call ICE on tenants that refuse to sign leases that would raise their rent โš 
  49. (4/6/2017) ICE arrests 82 people, not the cleaning lady and landscaper kind, the Group W bench kind in Virginia, DCTemplate:Sweep๐Ÿš“
  50. (4/6/2017) Weapons of mass destruction, MIT, mental breakdown, Walther P22, silencer, obliterated serial number, Scientology, Las Vegas, Mork 40-year old MIT grad, Nicolai Howard Mork, arrested in Las Vegas๐Ÿš“
  51. (4/6/2017) BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN 
  52. (4/6/2017) Trump wags dog Template:Shayrat๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (4/7/2017) Trump says attacks on Syria were of vital national interest and totally NOT a distraction from the unethical and extremely unpopular power grab in the U.S. Senate by Congressional Republicans Template:Shayrat๐Ÿ’ฃ
    2. (4/19/2017) Trump's missile assault on Syria was justified by fabricated intelligence and documents so awful not even Senator Vreenak would have wasted time reviewing them Template:FabricTemplate:Shayrat
  53. (4/7/2017) Trump repeatedly told Obama not to attack Syria in 2013- hey why is my house in green night vision on CNN? 
  54. (4/7/2017) Donald Trump just learned the quickest way to seem "presidential" is to lob a bunch of bombs into another country ๐Ÿ†โšก
  55. (4/7/2017) Here comes the inevitable article claiming that Syria just changed EVERYTHING. If you had CNN in the poll, please click on the left to claim your prize ๐Ÿ†Template:Shayrat
  56. (4/7/2017) So whats up with those B-3 Bombers being sent to Albania Template:EscaTemplate:Deploy
  57. (4/8/2017) Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction ๐Ÿ†
  58. (4/8/2017) Apparently Donald Trump may have used Tomahawk missiles because he owns part of the company that makes them 
  59. (4/9/2017) Dear Congress, Vital national security beautiful babies Syria bombing campaign national interests vital. Chief boss me says so, vital best words chemical weapons bombing raid necessary national interest. Vital. Love, Donald Template:ShayratTemplate:Warpow๐Ÿ†
  60. (4/7/2017) Photo op of Trump's team sends out photo of him and his advisers monitoring the Syria strikes. Fark: His economic advisers 
  61. (4/7/2017) Donald Trump just learned the quickest way to seem "presidential" is to lob a bunch of bombs into another country ๐Ÿ†โšก
  62. (4/7/2017) Hate buffet Alex Jones leaps to Trump's defense, says Jared and Ivanka are "enemies of the Republic," blaming them for the Syria strike and "everything wrong" with the Trump administration ๐Ÿ‘‰
  63. (4/7/2017) Dildonians have a new hero: Joey Jakubowski wrote 161-page manifesto, sent it to POTUS, threatened a school, robbed a gun shop, and is now subject of a manhunt. Appeal for snacks forthcoming ๐Ÿ†
  64. (4/8/2017) It's official, Donald Trump's bromance with Vladimir Putin is history ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†
  65. (4/8/2017) Sean Hannity in 2013: "Glad our arrogant Pres. is enjoying his taxpayer funded golf outing after announcing the US should take military action against Syria" ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘„
  66. (4/8/2017) It's almost as if the election of Trump has emboldened racists 
  67. (4/8/2017) Trump says this private boarding school gave him more military training than the Army could. Ha ha. No 
  68. (4/9/2017) Having solved the rest of the nation's problems, Congress legalizes shooting hibernating bears ๐ŸบTemplate:Stigg
  69. (4/9/2017) Former Breitbart executive warns that if Kushner pushes out Bannon, Bannon and Breitbart will launch open war on Trump โš 
  70. (4/9/2017) Here's a list of everyone Hillary Clinton is blaming. Not on the list, Hillary Clinton 
  71. (4/10/2017) Trump's administration is going to help kill a lot of bald eagles, no not an euphemism this time Template:Stigg๐Ÿบ
  72. (4/11/2017) "...My people are among the least prepared to survive a Trump presidency, but the 'Christian' president they elected is about to demonstrate exactly what betrayal really looks like - and for a lot more than 30 pieces of silver" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†
  73. (4/9/2017) Bombing Syria was Ivanka's idea. Sleep well, Earth Template:Shayrat
  74. (4/10/2017) Twenty-one tweets Trump made that he really should regret 
  75. (4/10/2017) Mick Mulvaney: And f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f-actually not you, DOD, you're cool. And f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, you, you and especially you EPA 
  76. (4/10/2017) Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead 
  77. (4/10/2017) Some of the proposed designs for Trump's wall include drones, a toxic moat, remote-operated disintegration rays, random drunken Texans with guns, a three-hundred mile minefield. OK, some of those are made up but try to guess which ones 
  78. (4/10/2017) After the latest round of sexual harassment allegations, Bill O'Reilly's ratings have soared. Can't explain that ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ‘™
  79. (4/10/2017) This guy is simply implementing commonsense policies in the best interest of America and her citizens who elected him. So why is the American left responding with such unprecedented vitriol and bold, treasonous obstructionism? ๐ŸŒพ
  80. (4/10/2017) Trump has already spent almost double Obama's annual travel budget. "If Trump keeps up the current pace of trips, he could spend $60 million in taxpayer cash solely to visit Mar-a-Lago this year" 
  81. (4/10/2017) Let's look at the freak show the White House Press Corps has become in part thanks to Bullshiat Spice 
  82. (4/10/2017) Ever wonder why Trump keeps doing the opposite of what he says he'll do? If you voted for him, you probably don't care ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  83. (4/10/2017) Trump had Kochs over at Mar-a-lago on Saturday 
  84. (4/11/2017) Actual new Trump tweet, subby swears he's not making this up: "North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them U.S.A" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  85. (4/11/2017) So just who is responsible for the slate of anti-porn bills working their way through red state legislatures. Well let's just take a look and - oh...oh dear proposed bill, Human Trafficking Prevention Act, would apply a pornography filter to any device that connects to the internet; levy a $20 tax per device to remove it; mandates all manufacturers of internet-connected devices maintain separate, 24-7 call centers to make sure obscene material is appropriately labeledTemplate:1stTemplate:Trojan
    1. (4/21/2017) News: Conservatives finally find a tax they like. Fark: A tax on porn. Ultrafark: It would come in the form of a filter that would be added to computers, and phones that would block obscene material until you pay a $20 fee Template:1stTemplate:Trojan
  86. (4/11/2017) The minimum wage prevents people from entering the workforce and gaining the skills that can eventually land them higher-income jobs ๐ŸŸ
  87. (4/11/2017) Now would be a great time to verify if those two North Korean 'weather satellites' hanging over the continental United States aren't EMPs. Just sayin' 
  88. (4/11/2017) Hollywood is out to "vilify" President Trump, at least initially. He'll battle through hardships while helping others, our perceptions will change, and the villian will become the hero ๐ŸŒพ
  89. (4/11/2017) The most detailed map of the 2016 election results, when combined with the trends since 2008, should make the Democrats very nervous 
  90. (4/11/2017) If you take a step back and look at all the evidence of Russia infiltrating the U.S. government it's plain to see that Obama was the real Russian stooge, not President Trump Template:Oc5.0
  91. (4/11/2017) It's only a matter of time before we get a "Why is USA planting fake weapons in Syria thanks to Dems and corrupt Fake Media WE MUST STOP THEM" tweet โš›
  92. (4/11/2017) Say, just how badly do all them libby lib egg-head sycology poindexters misunderestimate the true genus of conservative thougt hmmm? Let's ask American Thinker gmu{{}}โš—
  93. (4/11/2017) While no one was watching, billionaire Betsy DeVos does away with Obama era Student Loan Protections. Tired of winning yet? Obama Policy Direction on Federal Student Loan Servicing that was part of the Student Aid Bill of Rights (SABOR)Template:Stigg๐ŸŽ“
  94. (4/12/2017) North Carolina legislators: go be gay married somewhere else House Bill 780 โ€œUphold Historical Marriage Actโ€
  95. (4/11/2017) Liberal witches worldwide are binding Trump with Satanic curses. Look what they've already done to Bannon 
    1. (4/19/2017) Trump's "destiny" is to subdue "ungodly" unchristian nations in order to allow for the spreading of Christianity 
  96. (4/12/2017) DNC: Fark Kansas ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  97. (4/12/2017) Schiff: Recuse myself? In your moment of failure? I think you overestimate your chances โ‰ 
  98. (4/12/2017) Tuesday: ZOMG Dems gonna take this special election in Kansas and prove Trump is hated by all and Congress will turn red states blue in 2018. It's soooo close. Wednesday: Crickets after Democrat is crushed by nearly double digits ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
  99. (4/12/2017) The more they look at Trump, the more they see an independent patriot Template:Oc2.2๐Ÿช
  100. (4/12/2017) 2013: 22% of Republicans and 38% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons. 2017: 86% of Republicans and 37% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons 
  101. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) being deployed๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜บ
    1. (4/15/2017) Japanese destroyers decide to follow the Vinson in humiliating Best Korea Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF) to join US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) in East China Sea๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜บ
    2. (4/18/2017) Trump's "Armada" did not go towards North Korea; did not go past North Korea; was actually sent thousands of miles in the opposite direction from Korea; was on scheduled training exercises; was not put on alert; was actually single rubber bath ducky 
    3. (4/18/2017) Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles 
    4. (4/19/2017) The Carl Vinson carrier group wasn't actually underway to Best Korea to provoke Jong Un in a game of nuclear brinksmanship, but since we've had a week to think about it, it is now. Bottoms up, last call ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    5. (4/19/2017) WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder 
    6. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak
  102. (4/13/2017) In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”
  103. (4/13/2017) Trump blasts FBI's Comey for not arresting Hillary. "She's guilty of EVERY charge" In Trump World, Projection ain't the only Queen in Egypt, ya no 
  104. (4/13/2017) Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk DHSโ€™s acting spokeswoman called the papers โ€œpre-decisional documentsโ€
  105. (4/13/2017) And here we see Anderson Cooper dumbfounded as the President of the United States says with no trace of irony, "I realized diplomacy is not so easy" 
  106. (4/13/2017) Donald Trump wants to put a couple hundred bucks more in your paycheck. And he'll pay for it by killing your parents and grandparents ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ†โœ‚
  107. (4/13/2017) Taco Bell custodians yawn in disbelief after news of largest non-nuclear bomb in U.S. inventory dropped in Afghanistan after Green Beret was killed a 21,000-pound conventional bomb, MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast or "Mother Of All Bombs"), the GBU-43B was dropped out of the back of a C-130 over Nangarhar Province, Afghanistan๐Ÿ†โšก
  108. (4/13/2017) Jeffrey Lord calls Trump 'the Martin Luther King of health care,' because hostage taking and screwing the poor are the things that defined this great civil rights leader โ‰ 
  109. (4/13/2017) Comey greenlights TV series to improve the FBI's public image. First episode to feature gripping, edge-of-your-seat tension as field agents race through Manhattan after a laptop Hillary Clinton may have once sneezed on "Inside the FBI: New York" produced by Dick Wolf and Marc Levin
  110. (4/13/2017) U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  111. (4/13/2017) Trump preparing new punishments for North Korea, reportedly planning an oil embargo, intercepting cargo ships, or perhaps even the ultimate punishment of opening a Trump Casino in Pyongyang ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  112. (4/13/2017) Exiled Keebler Elf and current US Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, is using his job to purge America of people who don't look like him ๐Ÿš“
  113. (4/13/2017) That time in 1983 the US did a simulated nuclear war against Russia and almost ended the world simulation was called "Able Archer 83"; report declassified in 2015 about Able Archer 83": titled The Soviet "War Scare"; compiled by Presidentโ€™s Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, dated February 15, 1990๐Ÿ’ฃโ›ทโ›„
  114. (4/14/2017) NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ
    1. (4/15/2017) Don't say he's a hypocrite, just say he's "flexible" ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ…
  115. (4/14/2017) [jwatchwavesdccironpn.pdf Judicial Watch v. Secret Service, decided August 30, 2013, opinion by Chief Judge Merrick Garland, U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit] that some White House records are not subject to FOIA therefore can be kept secretโšช
  116. (4/14/2017) Bonk-headed 'Alt-Right' dude says he's got intel that could bring down the White House -- and he'll use it if they fire Steve Bannon โš 
  117. (4/14/2017) Andrew Napolitano doesn't believe Carter Page is being investigated โ”
  118. (4/14/2017) Trump: Your kids just aren't worth it 
  119. (4/14/2017) And you thought President Trump was nuts for whacking the bees nest that is North Korea, China is suddenly leaning on North Korea and it might be because of him ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿผ
  120. (4/14/2017) Steve King (R- IA): The media owes me an apology. Media: Sorry you're offended ๐Ÿ“ฐ
  121. (4/14/2017) "Trump was against _______ until _____ explained to him what it does". Episode 53: The Import-Export Bank 
  122. (4/14/2017) Meet the man who inspired and fueled Trump's paranoia "demonizing his enemies; fabricating claims out of whole cloth; relying on conspiracy theories; expressing suspicion that others are out to get him, including the intelligence agencies, the FBI, Obama (with unsupported allegations of wiretapping), and the media; pandering to anger and fear in the populace; gross exaggeration, and distortion; xenophobia, racism, and letโ€™s not forget misogyny"โ”
  123. (4/14/2017) "No one has to use the internet," said one Congressman who's okay with everyone seeing what kind of porn he watches 
  124. (4/14/2017) Veteran: If President Obama had used the MOAB, like Trump did, I would still have my legs Tweet by alleged veteran and alleged double-amputee, "Johnny (Joey) Jones" accountโš™
  125. (4/14/2017) GOP pulls support for candidate after video surfaces of him propositioning a woman, telling her she should fark him. He insists he won't withdraw over a mistake, after all, even Jesus dropped the cross 3 times ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
  126. (4/14/2017) Conservative radio host claims Beauty and the Beast encourages women to go f*ck animals also equated bestiality to homosexualityโ‰ 
  127. (4/15/2017) Glenn Beck wants to teach your kids the real facts they will need to confront liberal college professors. Like how the Founding Fathers agreed that creationism was the truth and evolution is a lie. And all for less than $400 ๐Ÿ™‰
  128. (4/17/2017) For some crazy reason that I can't quite get my finger on, undocumented workers in America are more reluctant to file their tax forms than they have been in the past 
  129. (4/17/2017) Trump thinks a 7-point win for a GOP candidate in a Kansas district he carried by 30 points 6 months ago is somehow a big win for him that the evil media is downplaying to deny him his due credit ๐Ÿ“ฐ
    1. (4/17/2017) Fake president says fake media is "badly slanted." Must be a day that ends in Y again ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  130. (4/17/2017) New Mexico governor vetoes all higher education funding, astonishing everyone with news that there are universities in New Mexico 
  131. (4/17/2017) In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago 
  132. (4/17/2017) Spicer: Trump won't draw 'red lines' on North Korea, possibly because all of his crayons of that color melted after he left them in the White House Sunroom ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜›
  133. (4/17/2017) Sean Spicer: "President Trump can't show his tax returns because he is still under audit." IRS:"An audit still does not bar any U.S. taxpayer from releasing his or her tax returns" 
  134. (4/17/2017) When actual communists are afraid of your "socialist revolution" its time to reflect on your choices Template:Venz
  135. (4/17/2017) Trump's first 100 days have been better than you think...well, maybe than you feared ๐Ÿ˜›
  136. (4/17/2017) You are a candidate for NYC mayor, and you owe the state $500k taxes. Do you c) blame Muslims for your predicament? ๐Ÿ‘ŸTemplate:Goat
  137. (4/17/2017) In an interview with Fox & Friends, Eric Trump - who, as head of the Trump Organization, is not supposed to be involved in the White House - hinted that his father's administration will take action in the future on North Korea ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Brag
  138. (4/17/2017) President Trump's approval rating jumps to 50% as the Trump Train crushes through obstruction, bombs obliterate construction, opponents caught in corruption 
    1. (4/17/2017) Trump divides by zero and pins a retweet of a Drudge Report tweet touting Rasmussen's biased poll showing his approval at 50% 
  139. (4/17/2017) How to evade paying your taxes forever. Difficulty: You need a small fortune and a taste for foreign food Template:Taxa
  140. (4/17/2017) "Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline ๐Ÿ†Template:Shayrat๐Ÿ˜›
  141. (4/17/2017) Move over Adele Dazeem and Jay-Z's baby-momma: Trump hired a circus family working out of an RV as the entertainment for this year's Easter Egg Roll Martin Family CircusTemplate:EastrTemplate:Trad
  142. (4/17/2017) Texas didn't think its cunning plan through as bill that forbids cities from creating a protected class would nullify existing ordinances protecting LGBT people, veterans, the elderly, and pregnant women smrt{{}}๐Ÿ‘„
  143. (4/17/2017) Not only is the Trump administration's "women's issues lead" not a woman, he's also a white nationalist who thinks women get paid less because they don't work as hard as men 
  144. (4/17/2017) Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฃ
  145. (4/17/2017) You'll never guess who President Trump blames for the situation in North Korea ๐Ÿ‘‰
  146. (4/17/2017) Iowa communities who support the white nationalist policies of Steve King are vanishing at an alarming rate as the small towns skew old and the younger generation is fleeing en masse to more liberal areas like Des Moines and not Iowa Template:Old
  147. (4/17/2017) Tillerson and Mattis are forming the Axis of Adults in the Trump administration ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜›
  148. (4/17/2017) Rape law reform botched by all-male panel 
  149. (4/17/2017) Author can't figure out why Trump's foreign policy doesn't seem to square with US interests, misses fact that nearly every international policy move Trump makes benefits Russia. I mean, I can see that - Trump has no ties to Russia so okay publish it ๐Ÿ˜›
  150. (4/17/2017) Well, now Americans are making financial decisions based on Trump 
  151. (4/16/2017) President Trump calls for investigations into people who protest against him. This is not a repeat of the last four times he's done this ๐Ÿ‘‘
  152. (4/16/2017) 29 people shot in 18 hours in Chicago. That's some fine governing there, Rahm ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  153. (4/16/2017) Trump is risen this Easter morn to jump on Twitter and defend his China reversal 
  154. (4/16/2017) Apparently Donald and Melania have his and her planes. They already live in separate homes, sleep in separate beds, and keep separate bathrooms. Why not fly in separate planes, as well Template:Trash
  155. (4/18/2017) Words fail me 
  156. (4/18/2017) What it looks like is that four of our allies were spying on the Trump campaign, either at the direct request or implied desire of the Obama administration Template:Oc1.2
  157. (4/18/2017) Wonder how conservative media covered that photo of Barack and Michelle Obama on David Geffen's yacht? Template:Upp
  158. (4/18/2017) Oops. The Huffington Post accidentally destroys the 'Tax Fairness' argument ๐ŸŒพ
  159. (4/18/2017) It is high time for Facebook to take a stand and put an end to this madness that is not being able to predict who is going to live stream bad things on the internet Template:1stTemplate:Goat
  160. (4/18/2017) That Democrat who is supposed to win in Georgia today and send a powerful message to Trump that America will not tolerate this corruption? Yeah, he can't even vote for himself because he doesn't live in the district he's running in 
  161. (4/19/2017) Democrats lose another election 
    1. (4/19/2017) Democrats' Georgia blunder: 'Resist Trump' is not a winning strategy โ”
  162. (4/19/2017) Joni Ernst castrates another pig Template:TownhTemplate:Apol
  163. (4/19/2017) Ted Cruz: "the radical left might shut down the government with a whiny temper tantrum and that's a bad thing" โ”
  164. (4/19/2017) Nepotism? I know nothing about nepotism Template:Sat
  165. (4/19/2017) Florida Man, Florida Man, talks just like a Republican Template:Joke
  166. (4/19/2017) The latest Congressional failure to repeal Obamacare may happen as early as next week 
  167. (4/19/2017) Tomi Lahren fails so hard it's made her a success ๐ŸŒ…
  168. (4/19/2017) For f*ck's sake, what the hell is wrong with just staying in the White House for a weekend? Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
    1. (4/21/2017) According to all signs, Donald Trump will not be going to Mar a Lago this weekend. Fark: This is actually news Template:WhiteTemplate:Golf
  169. (4/19/2017) Devin Nunes says he was pressured to manufacture a scandal by the White House Template:Tool
    1. (4/19/2017) White House looked for *any* evidence they could spin to support Trump's "wiretapping" tweets, and the best they came with was that? OBVIOUS tag seen bailing out of an Uber, screaming, "I'm out" โ”
  170. (4/19/2017) MSNBC airs live segment where they traveled with an ICE agent to capture an illegal immigrant leaving his home MSNBCรขย€ย™s Hallie Jackson in studio; NBCรขย€ย™s Gadi Schwartz, embedded with ICE agents
  171. (4/19/2017) For the good of the country, hopefully never โ”
  172. (4/19/2017) White House denies Trump's congratulatory call to Erdogan wasn't a a congratulatory call ๐Ÿ˜
  173. (4/19/2017) "Charitably donations? We should cap those," believes Donald Trump {{๐Ÿ“Ž
  174. (4/19/2017) Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer Template:Eh
  175. (4/19/2017) Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah Template:Snowโ”
  176. (4/19/2017) White House aides grappling with their sudden notoriety as everyone wants a chance to be seen with a future criminal  celeb{{}}
  177. (4/19/2017) What is considered proper behavior when visiting the White House? If you're Gronk, it's whatever the hell you want it to be ๐ŸŒ…
  178. (4/19/2017) Neil Gorsuch mocked by Elena Kagan ๐ŸŒ…
  179. (4/19/2017) Trump's "destiny" is to subdue "ungodly" unchristian nations in order to allow for the spreading of Christianity 
  180. (4/19/2017) Republicans celebrate the death of Net Neutrality by knifing public libraries in the kidney and pushing them onto the "slow lane" tracks Template:BiblioTemplate:Public
  181. (4/19/2017) Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Ref
  182. (4/19/2017) Exxon, which until recently was run by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, has applied for a waiver to do business with Russia, which is currently run by Tillerson's boss applied for a Treasury Department waiver to resume work with the Russia oil giant PAO Rosneft in areas covered by sanctionsTemplate:Qpq
  183. (4/19/2017) Trump wants AHCA vote before the 100 day mark 
    1. (4/20/2017) Gee, Paul, what are we going to do today? The same thing we do every day Mitch: TRY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE Template:Gopgov
    2. (4/20/2017) The GOP's newest "healthcare" plan is out, and it does reflect some major changes - that make it even worse than the first one care{{}}Template:Goppol
  184. (4/19/2017) "President Donald Trump on Tuesday promised.." You know what? I'm just gonna stop you there, not really worth reading any further "No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days"Template:GopgovTemplate:Jobs
  185. (4/20/2017) Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia investigation, but that hasn't stopped him from firing people that are producing results Mary B. McCord is "stepping down" as acting head of the departmentรขย€ย™s national security division and leaving the federal governmentTemplate:Retire
  186. (4/20/2017) Vets group thanks Trump for fulfilling his promise to take credit for Obama era legislation Concerned Veterans for America through its Executive Director Mark LucasTemplate:VetTemplate:Goplaw
  187. (4/20/2017) MAOA Hollywood and the press formed a united front against President Trump trying to undermine him and "Make America Obama Again."๐Ÿ“ฐ
  188. (4/20/2017) The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country ๐Ÿ™‰
  189. (4/20/2017) The real reason there's so much political corruption in D.C.? Too many witches and gays 
  190. (4/20/2017) Glenn Beck says he will "go to his grave" knowing he was right about the Boston Marathon Bombing 
  191. (4/20/2017) Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again 
  192. (4/20/2017) The cast of "Dumber & Dumber 3" visits the White House Template:Weak
    1. (4/20/2017) Dear God, it's the gathering of the Trumpalos Template:Weak
  193. (4/20/2017) Meet the right-wing "shiatposting" tech bro that gave Trump $100,000 for his inauguration Palmer Luckey
  194. (4/20/2017) Gee, Paul, what are we going to do today? The same thing we do every day Mitch: TRY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE Template:Gopgov
  195. (4/20/2017) Liberal's favorite conservative columnist calls Black people lazy and shiftless, unlike those hard working Asians. Oh lawds Andrew Sullivan's article in New York MagazineTemplate:Wfbuck
  196. (4/18/2017) Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled
    1. (4/21/2017) This might shock you, but in Trump's White House there is no clear chain of command as no one knows who's really in charge Template:Gopgov
  197. (4/18/2017) Pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all men who have sex before marriage will cheat on their wives 
  198. (4/18/2017) Did you know Trump was anointed by God himself to subdue all nations threatening God's purposes? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS 
  199. (4/18/2017) Trump is pissed that Amanda Knox doesn't like him ๐Ÿ‘‘
  200. (4/18/2017) "Let me be clear about marijuana. It is a potentially dangerous gateway drug that frequently leads to the use of harder drugs." Oh, jeez, this shiat again? "ICE will continue to use marijuana possession, distribution and convictions as essential elements as they build their deportation removal apprehension packages"๐Ÿš“
  201. (4/18/2017) Arizona's "blue lives matter" bill signed into law, giving off-duty police officers in street clothes the same legal protection as if they were on-duty Senate Bill 1366, "Blue Lives Matter," which toughens penalty for assaulting off-duty police, to take effect summer, 2017๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš“
  202. (4/18/2017) Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think Template:Dip๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘Œ
  203. (4/18/2017) Tea Party founder explains that Republicans are stupid, so we have to trick them into saving the enviroment ๐ŸŒ…
  204. (4/18/2017) A "Celebrate President Trump" rally featured speakers going on about voter fraud and urging supporters to prepare for a civil war against liberals Template:Astro๐Ÿ‘
  205. (4/18/2017) Turkey's "President" Erdogan insists he can not be a dictator because he is not immortal Template:Tater
  206. (4/18/2017) Some really important ground was covered during Xi Jinping's visit to Mar-a-Lago, like Ivanka being granted instant trademarks on her brands in China 
  207. (4/18/2017) Trump, who softened his stance on China, says he hasn't softened his stance on China ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜›
  208. (4/18/2017) Trump's Twitter history and his policy decisions today are a staggering minefield of hypocrisy ๐Ÿ‘ŒTemplate:Hyp
  209. (4/18/2017) Apparently, Trump seems to think that Korea was once a part of China, and he said this in an interview, something that has the potential to anger our ally South Korea, who is very protective of their sovereignty "[Xi] then went into the history of China and Korea. Not North Korea, Korea. And you know, you?re talking about thousands of years ?and many wars. And Korea actually used to be a part of China"๐Ÿ˜›Template:Revhist
  210. (4/18/2017) No sh*t Template:TrumpTemplate:Hyp
  211. (4/18/2017) Ever seen a picture of Alex Jones? He often strips naked to show an example of super male virility 
  212. (4/18/2017) 104 years after the fact, the US tax code has become so convoluted and Byzantine that it could be cooked down to a Henry Hill quote ๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Myth
  213. (4/18/2017) Timeshifter President Obama strikes again, as Donald Trump insists the notorious Salvadoran gang MS-13 formed because of lax immigrant laws, despite being well established before 2008 {๐Ÿš“{oc6.0}}๐Ÿ’ฃ
  214. (4/18/2017) "Don't Rush to Judgment on War Crimes" says the Russian columnist Russian columnist is Leonid BershidskyTemplate:Apol
  215. (4/18/2017) Mike Huckabee finally found the one topic even partisan extremists of both parties can agree on: Comcast sucks ๐ŸŒ…Template:Pop
  216. (4/18/2017) The case for Donald Trump's first move to restrict legal immigration. Huh, admit Trump is actually right about something, or be forced to train a H1B visa holder on how to do my job . . . decisions, decisions Template:H1b
  217. (4/18/2017) The dream is over deportation of Dreamer Juan Manuel MontesTemplate:Deport
    1. (4/19/2017) USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez renewed his status, DHS checked, found that they erred, still deported him Template:Deport
    2. (4/20/2017) Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right? Curiel, who presided over the Trump University case, was chosen at random to the case of Juan Manuel Montes, the "Dreamer" who was deportedTemplate:Deport
    3. (4/20/2017) AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III: "We Can't promise that Dreamers won't be deported" and since, grammatically, two negatives in a sentence cancel each other out, what he REALLY said was "We can promise Dreamers will be deported" ๐Ÿš“
  218. (4/18/2017) GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin' requested a ?reasonable transition period? to "enable service providers to adapt and remain viable in more markets than will occur in the event of a flash cut to new policies"Template:Gopreg
  219. (4/18/2017) Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled
  220. {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557619|Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat|Perry ordered a review (PDF) of electricity markets and reliability, claiming that "certain policies" have hindered the development and use of baseload energy sources like coal|Template:Gopreg
  221. (4/18/2017) The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on the contentious case of Fark You v. Pay Me. I think we all know how this one plays out Lawyers for Kokesh say his payment should be reduced because the SEC did not bring charges against him until 2009; SEC argues the time limit doesn't apply (Kokesh v. SEC whether the five-year statute of limitations in 28 U.S.C. ยง 2462 applies to claims for "disgorgement" where the court can order wrongdoers to pay back illegal profits to prevent unjust enrichment as a legal remedy--not a punishment)
  222. (4/19/2017) If North Korea tests us our armada will attack Australia.... -Mike Pence ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Weak
  223. (4/19/2017) 'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh? Well, is he wrong? Or do traitors get to choose the method?Template:Trait
  224. (4/19/2017) Separation of church and state was not intended to treat religious institutions "worse" than others. They just want to be treated the same, getting the same aid while paying nothing in taxes Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia v. ComerTemplate:Ch st๐Ÿ‘
    1. (4/19/2017) And that sound you are hearing is the flood of your tax dollars that will be soon going to churches Template:Ch st๐Ÿ‘
  225. (4/19/2017) After being fired from Fox News due to allegations of sexual harrassment, Bill O'Reilly decides to head to Vatican City and grab the Pope Template:Pope๐Ÿ“ข
  226. (4/19/2017) In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ
  227. (4/19/2017) Stop me if you've heard this one before. So a Trump cabinet secretary and a Russian billionaire walk into a business deal together ๐Ÿช
  228. (4/19/2017) Not that we need any more proof, but Casey Affleck is a political dumbass 
  229. (4/19/2017) So what happens when you go undercover with Neo-Nazis marching in Berkeley? Oh dear. FARK: And the police shrug Template:Astro
    1. (4/23/2017) Saying Ann Coulter shouldn't be allowed to speak is "a sign of intellectual weakness," says intellectually weak Bernie Sanders Template:1st
    2. (4/26/2017) Ann Coulter: It's a sad day for free speech when I don't get paid for it Template:Aw
    3. (4/27/2017) Hey Berkeley, when the ACLU sides with Ann Coulter over you, maybe you should take a step back and reconsider what you really stand for Template:1st
  230. (4/19/2017) Spicer goes full-Clinton. You never go full-Clinton Template:Orwell
  231. (4/19/2017) USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez renewed his status, DHS checked, found that they erred, still deported him Template:Deport
  232. (4/20/2017) Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300 Template:Deploy
  233. (4/20/2017) A nation asks: "What the hell is going on with Bernie Sanders?" 
  234. (4/20/2017) Woman who was married by her mother, at age 14, against her will, to a 24-year old registered sex offender she'd only met the day before her wedding, thinks maybe that shouldn't be legal any more in Texas women{{}}Template:Marri
  235. (4/20/2017) Donald Trump's Bible study group Ralph Drollinger, an evangelical Christian, conducts the "Capitol Ministries Cabinet Bible study"Template:Ch st
  236. (4/20/2017) Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The HillTemplate:Shill
    1. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores Template:Shill
    2. (4/25/2017) New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open Template:Shill
    3. (4/27/2017) This is fine Template:Shill
  237. (4/20/2017) In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada Template:EhTemplate:Weak๐Ÿ˜›
  238. (4/20/2017) Suspected Russian collaborator Roger Stone shows us his Richard Nixon bong, personal glamour shots, and Christmas tree to celebrate 4/20. Classic Roger ๐ŸŒ…
  239. (4/20/2017) Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious? campfin{{}}
  240. (4/20/2017) Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase Template:AwTemplate:Coopt
  241. (4/20/2017) Clarence Thomas was the only Justice to vote in favor of letting cops keep the money they took from people as restitution for crime even after a court found those people not guilty Nelson v. Colorado 15-1256
  242. (4/20/2017) Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii "I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power"
    1. (4/23/2017) Sessions complains that no one gets conservative "humor" Template:Dbag
  243. (4/20/2017) One of Trump's most trusted sources now says that his weed is too strong and it's George Soros' fault 
  244. (4/20/2017) Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth Template:Nz
  245. (4/20/2017) Sarah Palin isn't saying it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox, but it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox. Well actually her not willing to be subjected to harassment, totes the reason, but she ain't a victim that stuck around for $ Template:Aw
  246. (4/20/2017) Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously โœ‚Template:Qpq
  247. (4/20/2017) Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฃ
  248. (4/20/2017) FCC continues its all-out assault on anything that even smells like consumer protection Ending broadband price capsTemplate:Fedreg
  249. (4/20/2017) Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days Template:Fedreg
  250. (4/21/2017) Iran keeps one of its nuclear weapons under wraps ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been barred from running in presidential electionTemplate:Irn
  251. (4/21/2017) "Please, God, stop Chelsea Clinton from whatever she is doing" 
  252. (4/21/2017) White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends ๐Ÿ‘
  253. (4/21/2017) Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis" 
  254. (4/21/2017) Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False" Template:Dbunk
  255. (4/21/2017) Trump: "Luciano Pavarotti's a friend of mine, great friend of mine". Fark; Pavarotti died in 2007 
  256. (4/21/2017) Trump's critics are playing right into his tiny hands Template:Sat
  257. (4/21/2017) Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore' ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
  258. (4/21/2017) Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC ยง 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day Template:Snow๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‘
  259. (4/21/2017) Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math Template:Gopgov
  260. (4/21/2017) Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity โ‰ Template:Aw
  261. (4/21/2017) Georgia is trying to prevent newly registered voters from taking part in the 6th Congressional District runoff election because fark you Lawyers? Committee for Civil Rights Under Law arguing that the state is violating the National Voter Registration Act; Georgia contends runoff is a continuation of the special election this week don?t have to allow newly registered voters to participateTemplate:VoterTemplate:Votes
  262. (4/21/2017) Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what 
  263. (4/21/2017) Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats "Barack Obama could have been a better party leader, and I think the fact that he wasn?t put his legacy in jeopardy"โ”
  264. (4/21/2017) I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy Template:StiggTemplate:Gopgov
  265. (4/21/2017) Oh, dear, he really was trying to be funny ๐ŸŒ…
  266. (4/21/2017) Bipartisan talks to avoid unnecessary government shutdown were going fairly well until Trump came in with demands for at least one win in his first 100 days, farking everything up bigly Template:Petu
  267. (4/21/2017) New poster boy for the Democrats couldn't even find the time to vote in the 2012 presidential election because he was studying broads over in Europe Template:Taf
  268. (4/21/2017) Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department Price owns shares in Zimmer Biomet Holdings Inc., which make parts for ankle replacement surgeries, on average 60% increase from Medicare under new proposalTemplate:Confl
  269. (4/21/2017) Missouri Senator Roy Blunt (R-eefer) got baked so hard on 4/20 he a.) spent $25 on one order at Taco Bell; b.) made a bong out of his empty Just for Men tube; or c.) thought Scott Pruitt would "Look for environmental problems and solve them" Pruitt: "The EPA is no longer going to be an agency that tries to engage in power over water decisions at the state level"Template:Fedreg
  270. (4/21/2017) Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama Aya Hijazi, a US citizen, and her Egyptian husband Mohamed Hassanein were founders of Belady, organization that homeless children in Cairo; they were freed after 2 years in detention accused of sexual abuse and trafficking๐Ÿ˜›
  271. (4/21/2017) Putin now providing daily reminder to Trump of America's current status as "Russia's biatch" โ›ท
  272. (4/21/2017) Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that "Hot Choclare[sic] used to be a compliment on your looks today it is called sexual harassment"; ?If women are going to wear low cut dresses that show cleavage don?t be harassed when we men look"Template:Sombfa๐Ÿ“ข
  273. (4/21/2017) NC Republicans: "Voter fraud runs rampant in North Carolina." Auditors seen doing some sort of hand jerking motion Template:Avotef๐Ÿš“
  274. (4/21/2017) Joe Scaroborough back on the Palin train Template:BlessTemplate:Aw
  275. (4/21/2017) For some reason, scientists usually donate to Democrats rather than Republicans. I wonder why that could be 
  276. (4/21/2017) Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why Template:DdfrnkTemplate:Fedreg๐Ÿ“Ž
  277. (4/21/2017) You mean like how you asked for your listeners to be respectful and understanding of the Sandy Hook victims? ๐Ÿ‘Template:SnowTemplate:Hypo
    1. (4/22/2017) Trump tells Dreamers to relax, he's not after them. Sure, there are stories about Dreamers being deported but that's probably fake news. Why would anyone Hispanic worry about my policies? Template:DeportTemplate:Believe
  278. (4/21/2017) Taxes are going up 
  279. (4/21/2017) Guess the source: "News channels are always counting down to something. I can't quite agree ... about what's considered a clock-worthy 'event'... That makes it harder for us to think about what's going on in the world." Wait, Sen Tom Cotton? Template:Apol
  280. (4/21/2017) Caitlyn Jenner finally figures out that Donald Trump is not a friend of the LGBTQ community ๐Ÿ†
  281. (4/21/2017) Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas? tax inversion is when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country
  282. (4/21/2017) United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident Template:Miss
  283. (4/21/2017) "What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries Template:PetuTemplate:Gopgov
  284. (4/22/2017) "The firing of Bill O'Reilly was a modern-day lynching" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ข
  285. (4/22/2017) Turns out Trump was right about some protestors being paid. Only problem is, the paid protestors they could find were being paid by Republicans. (sad trombone) Template:Astro
  286. (4/22/2017) The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well Template:DripTemplate:Oc1.0
  287. (4/22/2017) The day before the March for Science, Trump fired the surgeon general Template:Stigg
  288. (4/22/2017) And the President's latest Twitter tirade is about...*spins wheel*...whether the Patriots like Obama more than him Template:Petu๐Ÿ’ฃ
  289. (4/22/2017) Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it Template:Crony
  290. (4/22/2017) A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago Template:White
  291. (4/22/2017) Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em Template:Astro
  292. (4/22/2017) Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller ๐ŸŒ…
  293. (4/22/2017) Trump: "Congratulations. Tremendous." Every US Veteran: *facepalm* Sgt. 1st Class Alvaro Barrientos was wounded in Afghanistan๐Ÿ†
  294. (4/23/2017) They say Melania is frosty with Ivanka. Well, nobody likes romantic competition from an old flame Template:Mans
  295. (4/23/2017) Trump's Earth Day message is that a weakened EPA will actually strengthen and enhance environmental protection Template:Orwellโ”
  296. (4/23/2017) Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces ๐Ÿ‘„Template:Oz
  297. (4/23/2017) An overwhelming 96% of Trump voters say they have no regrets 
  298. (4/23/2017) Who could ever have imagined brain surgeon Ben Carson would be terrible at housing and urban development and no one would listen to his message of utter nonsense? 
  299. (4/23/2017) Heirs James and Lachlan Murdoch are shaking things up at Fox, making it a place where blonde women can say bad things about brown-skinned people without fear of sexual harassment ๐ŸŒ…
  300. (4/23/2017) Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump" Template:Confl๐Ÿ“Ž
  301. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
  302. (4/23/2017) Trump: Someday, at a later date, not today but in the future, possibly the near future but maybe a little further, we can't know for sure, Mexico will pay--possibly with money but perhaps something else like wampum or donkeys or mohair--for the wall Template:Weak
    1. (4/23/2017) Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists โ”
    2. (4/24/2017) Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans" 
    3. (4/24/2017) Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what? โš Template:Goat
    4. (4/25/2017) All and all, Trump won't insist on the wall 
      1. (4/25/2017) Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS ๐Ÿ’ฃ
        1. (4/25/2017) Sean Spicer has completed his transformation into the new Baghdad Bob โ”
    5. (4/25/2017) Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?" ๐Ÿ™‹
  303. (4/24/2017) Comey tried his best, but her emails Template:2016
  304. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  305. (4/24/2017) Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  306. (4/24/2017) Trump confirms that he won't be firing the Spiceweasel any time soon thanks to all the people who watch to see what stupid thing he'll say next Template:Trainw
  307. (4/24/2017) Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss Template:DefoppTemplate:2016
  308. (4/24/2017) About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement 
  309. (4/24/2017) Five lies the March for Science refused to spread "If [the left's] priority truly is science, and not pushing a particular political doctrine, then they should have no problem acknowledging the following scientific facts, which are a frequent cause of panic, outrage, and denialism on the left: there are only two genders; race is not a social construct; green energy is inefficient; inequality is not (predominantly) socially constructed; men and women are born differentโš—
  310. (4/24/2017) That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer Template:GopgovTemplate:Ozstaff
  311. (4/24/2017) If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose Template:Cherry
  312. (4/24/2017) Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut? Template:Weak
  313. (4/24/2017) Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning Template:Uk
  314. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" ๐Ÿ“ฐ
  315. (4/24/2017) Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding Template:Sanc
  316. (4/24/2017) Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again Template:ShoahTemplate:Plagia
  317. (4/24/2017) Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes Bevin's Medicaid reform would cut benefits, charge low-income recipients monthly premiums and co-payments for services while making them jump through hoops to earn health coverage points; failure to pay premiums or "inappropriate" use of emergency rooms would result in loss of "points" or servicesTemplate:WagerTemplate:GoppolTemplate:Goalp๐Ÿ†Template:Stigg
  318. (4/24/2017) Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea Template:Irn๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฃ
  319. (4/24/2017) Entire senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no technically a Senate briefing called by Majority Leader, McConnellTemplate:TripTemplate:Brief
    1. (4/25/2017) Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days the auditorium in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building was converted into a temporary SCIF (sensitive compartmented information facility) for full Senate briefing on North Korea, 4/24/2017
  320. (4/24/2017) The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams ๐Ÿ˜›Template:Neocon
  321. (4/24/2017) Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask? G-III accepts responsibility for resolving this issue, which occurred without the knowledge or consent of the Ivanka Trump organisationTemplate:Veruca
  322. (4/24/2017) And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight Template:47pc
  323. (4/24/2017) Alexander Dugin, the Steve Bannon of Russia, says Trump has betrayed Putin and the alt-right with his actions on Syria. But Bannon's still cool and wait is this a conflict of interest? ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ˜
  324. (4/25/2017) Daily Beast investigates "Red Pill", a subreddit dedicated to MRAs who blame feminism for all of their self-inflicted problems, and discovers that it was created by New Hampshire congressman Robert Fisher 
  325. (4/25/2017) Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial Template:StiggTemplate:ParkTemplate:Land
  326. (4/25/2017) College students "scare away" Donald Trump's counterterrorism advisor by asking questions. Sad ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ฐ
  327. (4/25/2017) For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings "Macron. Flying cars. Maddow #1 in TV news. Welcome to hell."[1]๐Ÿ‘
  328. (4/25/2017) Donald Trump: "I'm going to have dinner with SCOTUS." SCOTUS: "You never formally invited us to have dinner with you, what gives?" Donald Trump: "I have to be at the Mar-a-Lago golf course in 26 minutes" 
  329. (4/25/2017) Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election? Template:Drag
  330. (4/25/2017) Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat Template:DebtTemplate:StiggTemplate:Gopmp
  331. (4/25/2017) Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada 
  332. (4/25/2017) 100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit 
  333. (4/25/2017) Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist? Merkel invited Ivanka to the Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"
  334. (4/25/2017) Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea Template:Drum๐Ÿ˜›
  335. (4/25/2017) Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home Template:Boyc๐Ÿ“ข
  336. (4/25/2017) Jim Bakker says the Muslims are going to take over, and the only way to be safe is to buy his food buckets Template:Shill๐Ÿ‘
  337. (4/25/2017) Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline Template:Legcy
  338. (4/25/2017) For some reason, the White House isn't cooperating with the Flynn investigation and is refusing to hand over requested documents ๐Ÿชโšช
    1. (4/25/2017) This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his Job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand "It is unclear how such documents would be relevant to the stated purpose of the committee's review, which according to your letter is to examine Lt. Gen. Flynn's disclosure of payments related to activities that occurred in 2015 and 2016, prior to his service in the White House," Legislative affairs director Marc Short's April 19 letter sent to House Oversight Committee leadersโšช๐Ÿช
  339. (4/25/2017) No, it's not just your imagination, they really are fascists-in-waiting: according to a new ^0 Minutes polls , 36% of Republicans say that freedom of the Press "does more harm than good" Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll๐Ÿ“ฐTemplate:1st
  340. (4/25/2017) How far off the map is the NRA? Even 67% of gun owners think the NRA has "been overtaken by lobbyists" Template:LobbyTemplate:Shill
  341. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘
  342. (4/25/2017) Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments Contextual link provided by FarkerTemplate:DrumTemplate:Dick
  343. (4/25/2017) Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days 
  344. (4/25/2017) What if Hillary owned Mar-a-Lago? Template:Ethic
  345. (4/25/2017) President Trump made history with his election. He's been the only President to win without carrying his home state Template:Late
  346. (4/25/2017) Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them Template:Trip
  347. (4/25/2017) For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen Template:FraTemplate:UssrhTemplate:Coin
  348. (4/26/2017) Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  349. (4/26/2017) After getting burned by the internet for the past day, flailing Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart does the only thing he can -- reach for a gas can "Liberals & snowflakes by your standard, you're not a Virginian unless you were born in Virginia? Is that how you feel about Americans, too?" (Contextual link provided by Farker)Template:AddTemplate:Dig
  350. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" ๐Ÿ“ฐ
    2. (4/24/2017) AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview? ๐Ÿ’ฃ
    3. (4/26/2017) God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing 
  351. (4/26/2017) Trump to sign EO Wednesday that is basically a gigantic FARK YOU to millions of acres of national land under Federal protection since 1996 Template:Stigg๐Ÿ†
  352. (4/26/2017) Senator Mike Enzi says men who walk into bars wearing tutus "are asking for it" during a visit to Greybull High School and Middle School, Greybull, Wyoming๐Ÿ’ฅ
  353. (4/26/2017) Republican lawmakers fight to preserve Obamacare pre-existing condition protections...for themselves. You? Enjoy your complimentary Ziploc coffin the latest attempt to repeal the ACA contains a provision that exempts members of Congress and their staff from it๐Ÿ‘Œ
  354. (4/26/2017) Trump again vows to take the court to court US District Judge William Orrick III blocked Trump's executive order withholding federal funds from sanctuary citiesTemplate:Goppol
  355. (4/26/2017) Sean Hannity slams what he says is "media fascism" trying to silence Conservative voices 
  356. (4/26/2017) Trump's plan for tax reform may kill the idea before it even gets started. *high five* ๐Ÿ“Ž
    1. (4/26/2017) Behold: The Trump Tax Plan in its entirety ๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Illit
      1. (4/26/2017) Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days" ๐Ÿ“Ž
  357. (4/26/2017) Ivanka Trump is starting her own foundation and is now accepting Czechs Template:Confl๐Ÿ‘Œ
  358. (4/26/2017) Spicer: Trump has rebuilt America's global standing. No, I'm serious, stop laughing, I'll run you over with my podium if you don't quit it ๐Ÿ˜›
  359. (4/26/2017) Not content with starting a trade war with Canada, Trump doubles down and appears to be working on an Executive Order to withdraw the US from NAFTA. Of course, since Congress has final say on trade agreements, the EO is really just for show Template:Goptrd
  360. (4/26/2017) On the shutdown negotiations, McConnell sternly warns Democrats once again. that they had better not try to pull the EXACT same stunts he did for the last 8 years Template:StiggTemplate:Gopgov
  361. (4/26/2017) House GOP swears that an Obamacare repeal deal is "near". Whoa, hey guys, no need to be racist Template:Stigg
  362. (4/26/2017) R.I.P. Net Neutrality: born February 26, 2015, deceased May 18, 2017 Template:Stigg
  363. (4/26/2017) Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work 
  364. (4/26/2017) Trump administration member Sebastian Gorka's political science degree is an Alt.PhD Gorka's PhD dissertation: "Content and End-State-based Alteration in the Practice of Political Violence since the End of the Cold War: the difference between the terrorism of the Cold War and the terrorism of al Qaeda: the rise of the ?transcendental terrorist"" from Corvinus University of Budapest
  365. (4/26/2017) Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington Moore is running for Session's old seat๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
  366. (4/26/2017) Well that escalated quickly Template:Dbag
  367. (4/26/2017) Senior administration official tells press that President Trump has determined a course of action for North Korea and that military preparations are underway Template:Esca
  368. (4/26/2017) U.S. Navy destroyer has run-in with Iranian attack boat, raising the number of countries we risk stumbling into war with to ... uh, Christ, I don't have enough fingers Iranian ship did not come closer than 1,000 yards to the USS Mahan and no warning shots were firedTemplate:Boo
  369. (4/27/2017) RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect Ronna Romney McDaniel: "They're gonna lose the trust of our base if we don't keep our promises, our base is gonna walk away"Template:EmptyTemplate:2018e
  370. (4/27/2017) South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton Template:Confed
  371. (4/27/2017) Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (R):"The president has given more financial disclosure than anybody else. I think the American population has plenty of information on his taxes" ๐Ÿ“Ž
  372. (4/27/2017) Legislature considering bill to add work requirement for Medicaid recipients, because if you're poor, disabled, or elderly, be thankful we're not making you pee in a cup for healthcare within the larger Statewide Medicaid Managed Care Program (HB 7117)Template:Goalp
  373. (4/27/2017) Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar the TRAVELER has come. Well, either that, or someone dropped a wee too much LSD before doing their radio show this morning. Take your pick webcaster infromed his viewers that Christians will be tricked into welcoming ?extra-dimensional beings; cloudeaters to return๐Ÿ‘
  374. (4/27/2017) The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea Template:EscaTemplate:SkTemplate:Drum
  375. (4/27/2017) Jared Kushner built a real estate empire with help from a rich Israeli family, some bribes, and a few other conflicts of interest Template:Confl๐Ÿช
  376. (4/27/2017) Kellyanne Conway's first 100 days of alternative facts ๐ŸŒ…
  377. (4/27/2017) "The wreckage that you see every day as you tour [the Midwest is the utterly predictable fruit of the Democratic party's neoliberal turn"] Template:2018sTemplate:Usmfg
  378. (4/27/2017) "Why hire people if you're just going to fire them anyway?" Template:GopgovTemplate:XfedTemplate:Stigg
  379. (4/27/2017) Trump's lawyers claim their client can't be held responsible for his actions in court because he's broken too many laws 
  380. (4/27/2017) President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response ๐Ÿ’ฃTemplate:White
  381. (4/27/2017) Trump's White House knows exactly who is to blame for the whole Michael Flynn debacle, Obama, of course Template:Icdir704Template:Fart
  382. (4/27/2017) LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise Template:Fra
  383. (4/27/2017) Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California proposes to end state and local tax deduction๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“ŽTemplate:Stigg