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White HouseEdit

unfiltered misinformation vetted directly from the White House lawyers

White House Misinformation MafiaEdit

  1. (5/26/2017) WH forms Russia investigation A-Team. Bannon is the leader, Jared is the face guy, Trump is the wildcard and by default Ben Carson will be token black FOX News heard from Axios that Bannon was put in charge of an anti-Trump+Russia war room to "[r]espond, rebut and refute bad press and legal issues emanating from the special counsel probe led by former FBI Director Robert Mueller into Russian influence on the 2016 election"; some consider this as a way for Bannon to redeem himself; Roger Stone sees something else: "Steve doesn't do anything. I question his competence. I don't question his intelligence ... Stephen K. Bannon talks a good game but never does anything ... the man has no political accomplishments, or as Donald Trump said to me, 'what did he do in the campaign?'"❔Template:Whmm


TelevisionEdit

News CorpEdit

Rupert MurdochEdit

  1. (5/8/2017) Brian Stelter questions if the Trump-Murdoch relationship looks appropriate, struts around as if he were a stray cat feds are investigating FOX News, Murdoch talks with Trump almost every dayπŸ™‹Template:Qpq

FOX NewsEdit

  1. (5/6/2017) FDA denies being forced to exclusively broadcast Fox News from its lobby monitors. Also denies being involved in studying mind control. Hides copies of Catcher in the Rye FDA spokesperson:"There was no directive or memorandum from the administration that went out to employees about broadcast news channels displaying on monitors in common areas throughout the FDA's White Oak campus," adding that "a variety of news stations run on those monitors, including CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News"
  2. (5/10/2017) Fox News' breaking news on James Comey's firing: "James Comey Resigns" Template:OrwellTemplate:Lit
  3. (5/2/2017) Lumpy could be gone from Fox News by Friday Template:Retire
  4. (5/15/2017) Fox News continues to try to make Alt-Left a thing DisruptJ20, Code Pink and Protect Our Internet left [http://bit.ly/2pUeIcS leaflets throughout FCC chair Ajit Pai's Arlington, Virginia neighborhood and plan a vigil outside his houseTemplate:Protest
  5. (5/18/2017) To watch Fox News right now is to enter a completely different reality as hosts bend over backwards to avoid mentioning anything about any of the various Trump scandals Template:Deny
  6. (5/18/2017) Now that a Special Counsel has taken over the Trump/Russia investigation congress can get back to doing what it loves best, investigating Clinton speaking on FOX News, Senator Lindsey Graham (R SC): "[the appointment of a Special Counsel] pretty much shuts Congress down ... [t]here?s a new front opening here ... I?m on the Judiciary Committee. And I think it?s important that the Judiciary Committee be given any emails that were directed to the Department of Justice by Clinton campaign officials or operatives"
  7. (5/23/2017) So yeah, we made it up. Distracted you from the Russian probe though FOX News posted a notice regarding a story about Seth Rich: "On May 16, a story was posted on the Fox News website on the investigation into the 2016 murder of DNC Staffer Seth Rich. The article was not initially subjected to the high degree of editorial scrutiny we require for all our reporting. Upon appropriate review, the article was found not to meet those standards and has since been removed. [ADVERTISEMENT] We will continue to investigate this story and will provide updates as warranted."Template:Cc6.0

Roger AilesEdit

former chairman and CEO of Fox News

  1. (5/18/2017) Roger succumbs to what ailed him Daily Mail reports: "Roger Ailes, the former chairman and CEO of Fox News, has died at the age of 77, eight days after falling and hitting his head at his Florida mansion"Template:Death
    1. (5/18/2017) "Roger Ailes was the Christopher Columbus of hate." Now THAT'S how you write an obituary Rolling Stone magazine's obituary for Roger AilesTemplate:Death
    2. (5/19/2017) Bill O'Reilly says "hatred" killed Roger Ailes; however, it wasn't the hatred inside Ailes's stone-black heart, it was the hate of others the Hollywood Reporter copy/pasted bits from a USA Today column O'Reilly wrote in memoty of AilesπŸ“’Template:Death
    3. (5/21/2017) Roger Ailes' seventeen-year-old son didn't exactly have Christian forgiveness in his heart during his father's funeral. "I want all the people who betrayed my father to know that I'm coming after them, and hell is coming with me" about 65 people attended the service at St. Edward Roman Catholic Church, Palm Beach, FloridaTemplate:Death
    4. (5/23/2017) How Fox News made a name for itself by making Monica Lewinsky's life a nightmare NYT headline: "Monica Lewinsky: Roger Ailes?s Dream Was My Nightmare"Template:NtsaπŸ“°

Tucker CarlsonEdit

bowtie mannequin

  1. (5/18/2017) Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shocked after Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway cancels appearance on his show shortly after the appointment of the Special Counsel Carlson explained Conway's non-appearance on his show, "We don?t often have people from the administration on, but they said ?we want to send over Kellyanne Conway? ? great ... [t]hen, not long before air, they canceled it, for reasons that were not exactly clear"Template:Apol
  2. (5/18/2017) To watch Fox News right now is to enter a completely different reality as hosts bend over backwards to avoid mentioning anything about any of the various Trump scandals Template:Deny
  3. (5/26/2017) Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump FOX News headline: "'The Left Has Gone Insane': Tucker on Progressives' Use of Political Violence"Template:BowtieπŸ’₯Template:Librul
  4. (5/26/2017) The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive" Carlson feels alive now that he had a prominent rivalTemplate:BowtieTemplate:Foaslw😺

Fox & FriendsEdit

  1. (5/9/2017) Daily Fail columnist tells Fox and Friends that she was very concerned about the amount of diversity at Macron's victory rally After attending a rally for Macron, Daily Mail's Katie Hopkins said, "It took me two or three blocks before I found a woman and found a white person. That's kind of the dodgy areas of France as they currently sit"πŸ‘Template:Snow
  2. (5/12/2017) A look at how conservative media outlets handled Anderson Cooper's eyeroll at Kellyanne Conway. Hint: Sexism and misogyny 
  3. (5/23/2017) Fox News staffers and reporters upset that their network is pushing a conspiracy theory. Really, guys? Just ONE of the bullshiat crap your employer pushes is what offends you? for months right-wing media personalities have repeated the lie that Seth Rich leaked the DNC emails to Wikileaks and was killed for it; several Fox News employees informed other news outlets (CNN, the Daily Beast) that they feel "embarassed" and "disgusted" with those who still spread the lie because "[i]t hurts those of us who are legitimately focused on journalism ... We have a chance to turn the corner at Fox, and perpetuating this conspiracy theory damages our integrity"; also some feel dedicating airtime to it is politically motivated as doing so will "distract from any and all Trump scandals"Template:Cc6.0
    1. (5/23/2017) So yeah, we made it up. Distracted you from the Russian probe though FOX News posted a notice regarding a story about Seth Rich: "On May 16, a story was posted on the Fox News website on the investigation into the 2016 murder of DNC Staffer Seth Rich. The article was not initially subjected to the high degree of editorial scrutiny we require for all our reporting. Upon appropriate review, the article was found not to meet those standards and has since been removed. [ADVERTISEMENT] We will continue to investigate this story and will provide updates as warranted."Template:Cc6.0
    2. (5/24/2017) Sean Hannity blames liberals for forcing him to back off an unhinged, untrue conspiracy theory over the death of Seth Rich Sean Hannity announced on his show that he would back off talking about the Seth Rich conspiracy theory; conservative author Will Sommer tweeted Sean Hannity's reason: "Out of respect for the family?s wishes, for now, I am not discussing this matter at this time."Template:Cc6.0Template:Kylem
    3. (5/24/2017) Master hacker Kim Dotcom gets caught attempting to phish Seth Rich's gmail account to set up a fake email archive Joel Rich monitors his late son?s Gmail account and saw (but did not open) an invitation from welcome@mega.nz (a company Dotcom used to work for)Template:Cc6.0Template:Hack
    4. (5/24/2017) Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Tex), who is also a French model, provides an internet citation the Washington Post's Philip Bum sees something happening: "the Internet has blurred the line between truth and fiction in increasingly problematic ways"; "negative partisanship of American politics"; "an impatience with or distrust of official information channels"; means the President of the United States prefers Photoshopped memes to "the FBI, the intelligence agencies and cadres of scientists"Template:CrackTemplate:CbiasTemplate:Cc6.0
    5. (5/26/2017) "The conservative mind, in some very visible cases, has become diseased," Writes the uber liberal former speech writer for George W.Bush Raw Story violates HIPAA guidelines by disclosing Michael Gerson's diagnosis of the Republican Party; while wondering why the discredited story about Seth Rich's death is still getting airtime, Gerson calls out members of his own party for blindly supporting Trump's policies and ideology on refugees and Muslims as well as tolerating his belief in conspiracies about vaccinations, Muslims celebrating 9/11, Obama's birth certificate, Obama behind the death of an Hawaiian official tangentially related to his birth certificate, Ted Cruz's dad killing JFK, liberals killing Antonin Scalia, and Hillary killing Vince FosterTemplate:Cc6.0
    6. (5/26/2017) In the latest installment of conservative buffoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions Stone explains that his belief in this conspiracy is political: "Nothing the intel community says can be relied on given their track record of lies"Template:Cc6.0❔Template:Discdt
  4. (5/26/2017) Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody The Hill reports on FOX's report on DHS Director Kelly's FUD-flavored propaganda delivered, one can presume, from inside his house❔

Fox & Friends' Clayton MorrisEdit

  1. (5/8/2017) Lich queen Kellyanne Conway crawls out of her warren of corpses to snap at the elderly and poor for criticizing the Obamacare repeal, stating "It's easy to jeer from the cheap seats" Template:Bully

Fox & Friends Griff Jenkins, correspondentEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) Fox reporter: So, what do you think about this Comey firing? Random Guy: It should have happened earlier, but I think it's to distract us from Russian inf- Fox reporter: OOPS, so sorry, gotta go when asked about Comey's firing, Pat Flagherty (sp), a customer at the Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland told Fox & Friends correspondent Griff Jenkins, "I think it should have been done much earlier ... I think--not to be too Machiavellian about it--why does it take such a long time for these guys to arrive at this conclusion. Is it because we're getting too tight in finding out too much information linked to [Russian President Vladimir] Putin?"; Jenkins abruptly moved away and on to another customerTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Slap

Newt GingrichEdit

husband of the US Ambassador to the Vatican

  1. (5/23/2017) Fox News staffers and reporters upset that their network is pushing a conspiracy theory. Really, guys? Just ONE of the bullshiat crap your employer pushes is what offends you? for months right-wing media personalities have repeated the lie that Seth Rich leaked the DNC emails to Wikileaks and was killed for it; several Fox News employees informed other news outlets (CNN, the Daily Beast) that they feel "embarassed" and "disgusted" with those who still spread the lie because "[i]t hurts those of us who are legitimately focused on journalism ... We have a chance to turn the corner at Fox, and perpetuating this conspiracy theory damages our integrity"; also some feel dedicating airtime to it is politically motivated as doing so will "distract from any and all Trump scandals"Template:Cc6.0
    1. (5/23/2017) So yeah, we made it up. Distracted you from the Russian probe though FOX News posted a notice regarding a story about Seth Rich: "On May 16, a story was posted on the Fox News website on the investigation into the 2016 murder of DNC Staffer Seth Rich. The article was not initially subjected to the high degree of editorial scrutiny we require for all our reporting. Upon appropriate review, the article was found not to meet those standards and has since been removed. [ADVERTISEMENT] We will continue to investigate this story and will provide updates as warranted."Template:Cc6.0
    2. (5/24/2017) Sean Hannity blames liberals for forcing him to back off an unhinged, untrue conspiracy theory over the death of Seth Rich Sean Hannity announced on his show that he would back off talking about the Seth Rich conspiracy theory; conservative author Will Sommer tweeted Sean Hannity's reason: "Out of respect for the family?s wishes, for now, I am not discussing this matter at this time."Template:Cc6.0Template:Kylem
    3. (5/24/2017) Master hacker Kim Dotcom gets caught attempting to phish Seth Rich's gmail account to set up a fake email archive Joel Rich monitors his late son?s Gmail account and saw (but did not open) an invitation from welcome@mega.nz (a company Dotcom used to work for)Template:Cc6.0Template:Hack
    4. (5/24/2017) Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Tex), who is also a French model, provides an internet citation the Washington Post's Philip Bum sees something happening: "the Internet has blurred the line between truth and fiction in increasingly problematic ways"; "negative partisanship of American politics"; "an impatience with or distrust of official information channels"; means the President of the United States prefers Photoshopped memes to "the FBI, the intelligence agencies and cadres of scientists"Template:CrackTemplate:CbiasTemplate:Cc6.0
    5. (5/26/2017) "The conservative mind, in some very visible cases, has become diseased," Writes the uber liberal former speech writer for George W.Bush Raw Story violates HIPAA guidelines by disclosing Michael Gerson's diagnosis of the Republican Party; while wondering why the discredited story about Seth Rich's death is still getting airtime, Gerson calls out members of his own party for blindly supporting Trump's policies and ideology on refugees and Muslims as well as tolerating his belief in conspiracies about vaccinations, Muslims celebrating 9/11, Obama's birth certificate, Obama behind the death of an Hawaiian official tangentially related to his birth certificate, Ted Cruz's dad killing JFK, liberals killing Antonin Scalia, and Hillary killing Vince FosterTemplate:Cc6.0
    6. (5/26/2017) In the latest installment of conservative buffoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions Stone explains that his belief in this conspiracy is political: "Nothing the intel community says can be relied on given their track record of lies"Template:Cc6.0❔Template:Discdt
  2. (5/25/2017) Newt Gingrich says we should just abolish the CBO because of course he does someone (Fox Business' Maria Bartiromo) asked Newt Gingrich what his opinion is; he wants to get rid of the CBO, White House daily briefings and asked if he would be President Trump's Chief of Staff, "major changes in the White House [are] for President Trump to decide"βšͺ

Sean HannityEdit

High School Graduate

  1. (5/2/2017) Lumpy could be gone from Fox News by Friday Template:Retire
  2. (5/16/2017) Fox News: Reporters who don't help Trump with the cover up are un-American traitors and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law Sean Hannity, the High School Graduate suggested: "... the White House press team should regularly develop a list of the top and most important 15, 20, 25 issues of the day. Next, the media, well, they should be able to submit questions about these issues in writing, give the White House time to respond with clarity and specificity, and if Sean Spicer then wants to take a couple of questions from the briefing room podium, that?s fine. But only on those specific topics."Template:Fasc
  3. (5/23/2017) Fox News staffers and reporters upset that their network is pushing a conspiracy theory. Really, guys? Just ONE of the bullshiat crap your employer pushes is what offends you? for months right-wing media personalities have repeated the lie that Seth Rich leaked the DNC emails to Wikileaks and was killed for it; several Fox News employees informed other news outlets (CNN, the Daily Beast) that they feel "embarassed" and "disgusted" with those who still spread the lie because "[i]t hurts those of us who are legitimately focused on journalism ... We have a chance to turn the corner at Fox, and perpetuating this conspiracy theory damages our integrity"; also some feel dedicating airtime to it is politically motivated as doing so will "distract from any and all Trump scandals"Template:Cc6.0
    1. (5/23/2017) So yeah, we made it up. Distracted you from the Russian probe though FOX News posted a notice regarding a story about Seth Rich: "On May 16, a story was posted on the Fox News website on the investigation into the 2016 murder of DNC Staffer Seth Rich. The article was not initially subjected to the high degree of editorial scrutiny we require for all our reporting. Upon appropriate review, the article was found not to meet those standards and has since been removed. [ADVERTISEMENT] We will continue to investigate this story and will provide updates as warranted."Template:Cc6.0
    2. (5/24/2017) Sean Hannity blames liberals for forcing him to back off an unhinged, untrue conspiracy theory over the death of Seth Rich Sean Hannity announced on his show that he would back off talking about the Seth Rich conspiracy theory; conservative author Will Sommer tweeted Sean Hannity's reason: "Out of respect for the family?s wishes, for now, I am not discussing this matter at this time."Template:Cc6.0Template:Kylem
      1. (5/25/2017) Sean Hannity taking a couple of days off to think about Fake News, Seth Rich, and future employment opportunities cc6.0{{}}Template:Timfam
    3. (5/24/2017) Master hacker Kim Dotcom gets caught attempting to phish Seth Rich's gmail account to set up a fake email archive Joel Rich monitors his late son?s Gmail account and saw (but did not open) an invitation from welcome@mega.nz (a company Dotcom used to work for)Template:Cc6.0Template:Hack
    4. (5/24/2017) Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Tex), who is also a French model, provides an internet citation the Washington Post's Philip Bum sees something happening: "the Internet has blurred the line between truth and fiction in increasingly problematic ways"; "negative partisanship of American politics"; "an impatience with or distrust of official information channels"; means the President of the United States prefers Photoshopped memes to "the FBI, the intelligence agencies and cadres of scientists"Template:CrackTemplate:CbiasTemplate:Cc6.0
    5. (5/25/2017) Sean Hannity's losing advertisers over conspiracy peddling because up until now, Sean's never peddled lies and conspiracies except for all the time one advertiser, Cars.com released a statement on its decision to remove ads: "The fact that we advertise on a particular program doesn't mean that we agree or disagree, or support or oppose, the content. We don't have the ability to influence content at the time we make out advertising purchase. In this case, we've been watching closely and have recently made the decision to pull our advertising from Hannity."Template:HandTemplate:ByeπŸ“°Template:Cc6.0
    6. (5/26/2017) "The conservative mind, in some very visible cases, has become diseased," Writes the uber liberal former speech writer for George W.Bush Raw Story violates HIPAA guidelines by disclosing Michael Gerson's diagnosis of the Republican Party; while wondering why the discredited story about Seth Rich's death is still getting airtime, Gerson calls out members of his own party for blindly supporting Trump's policies and ideology on refugees and Muslims as well as tolerating his belief in conspiracies about vaccinations, Muslims celebrating 9/11, Obama's birth certificate, Obama behind the death of an Hawaiian official tangentially related to his birth certificate, Ted Cruz's dad killing JFK, liberals killing Antonin Scalia, and Hillary killing Vince FosterTemplate:Cc6.0
    7. (5/26/2017) In the latest installment of conservative buffoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions Stone explains that his belief in this conspiracy is political: "Nothing the intel community says can be relied on given their track record of lies"Template:Cc6.0❔Template:Discdt
  4. (5/27/2017) Next up on the Fox News GTFO tour: Hannity? Independent Journal Review's Jason Howerton feeds the recently vacationed Hannity's persecution complex some free pity and publicity while still trying to make him appear strongTemplate:Weak

Gregg JarrettEdit

news anchor Fox News; defense attorney

  1. (5/17/2017) No, see, what happened was, Comey didn't immediately report to the DOJ that Trump was attempting to obstruct justice, so that means Trump didn't do anything wrong and now will you please shut up and go away Jarrett argues that Comey should be charged with not informing the Department of Justice about the President's alleged obstructionTemplate:Comemo
  2. (5/23/2017) Collusion with Russia is not a crime FOX News' Greg Jarrett argues wiff that purty mouf of his that, "there is not a single statute outlawing collaboration with a foreign government in a U.S. presidential election. Or any election, for that matter... collusion is only criminal in an antitrust setting. It has nothing whatsoever to do with elections."Template:CalityTemplate:SemanTemplate:PurtyTemplate:Apol

Jeanine PirroEdit

"judge"

  1. (5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey

Shepard SmithEdit

poor, poor Shepard Smith

  1. (5/19/2017) Shepard Smith's emotional tribute to founder of the #1 cable news station, "I loved him" Shepard Smith gave an emotional, 12-minute tribute to his former boss Roger Ailes, who died May 18, 2017 in Palm Beach, FloridaTemplate:Memor

Juan WilliamsEdit

journalist and political analyst, Fox News Channel

  1. (5/1/2017) Democrats need a better strategy. Really, just a strategy. Any strategy Template:Dems

Fox BusinessEdit

Maria BartiromoEdit

former reporter, anchor CNBC; current ridiculously highly-paid spokesmodel

  1. (5/5/2017) Don't worry. Just because Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao doesn't understand what self-driving cars can and can't do doesn't mean the department Trump assigned her to lead can't handle regulating them Template:GopregTemplate:Horse

Sinclair Broadcast GroupEdit

  1. (5/26/2017) Montana NBC affiliate refused to cover Gianforte body slam because they had no reliable source for story, despite numerous outlets reporting on it. To be fair, it surprised many that Fox News was the original source and that it reported it accurately KECI news director Julie Weindel was unyielding in her refusal to share (with the national network) any footage she may have had access to, or run a report on the incident; KECI was purchased by Sinclair Broadcast Group in April, 2017; Sinclair requires its stations to run stories that lean right and signed a deal with the Trump2016 campaign to broadcast interviews with Trump across all of its networkTemplate:OrwellTemplate:Mono

Julie WeindelEdit

KECI news director

  1. (5/26/2017) Montana NBC affiliate refused to cover Gianforte body slam because they had no reliable source for story, despite numerous outlets reporting on it. To be fair, it surprised many that Fox News was the original source and that it reported it accurately KECI news director Julie Weindel was unyielding in her refusal to share (with the national network) any footage she may have had access to, or run a report on the incident; KECI was purchased by Sinclair Broadcast Group in April, 2017; Sinclair requires its stations to run stories that lean right and signed a deal with the Trump2016 campaign to broadcast interviews with Trump across all of its networkTemplate:OrwellTemplate:Mono


CNNEdit

Peter BergenEdit

national security analyst, CNN

  1. (5/22/2017) The real reason the Saudis rolled out the reddest of red carpets? They need America's money national security analyst Peter Bergen argues that Saudi Arabia can no longer rely on shrinking oil revenue and can use the recent American arms deal for jobs; whereas President Trump's speech can help him appear not as hateful toward Muslims as his inflamatory rhetoric and Muslim ban makes him lookTemplate:MicxTemplate:Mutben

Wolf BlitzerEdit

Mr. -$4600

  1. (5/6/2017) Diane Feinstein (D-CA) "has seen no evidence of Trump-Russia collusion" its about time we can put this behind us "Not at this time"{{}}❔

Jack KingstonEdit

CNN political commentator, former US Representative, Georgia's 1st district

  1. (5/18/2017) An angered Amanda Carpenter, who worked on Eddie Munster's campaign, says the GOP needs to "Cut the crap" and blasts all the Republicans who enabled Trump former Cruz staffer, Amanda Carpenter, asked fellow Anderson Cooper 360 panelists, Kayleigh McEnany and Jack Kingston: "I want to know who?s going to hold the Republicans accountable who enabled this man to go this far. We knew from day one what kind of person Donald Trump was. We knew he had no respect for anyone, let alone the rule of law."

Kayleigh McEnanyEdit

echo chamber of cognitive dissonance

  1. (5/15/2017) Echo chamber of cognitive dissonance Kayleigh McEnany says we have "no proof" of why Trump fired Comey. Despite the fact Trump said he was thinking about Russia when he fired him CNN host Fredricka Whitfield responded: "He did say in that [Lester Holt] interview that it was because of the Russia investigation ... He did say the Russia investigation is what compelled him to move toward the firing of Comey"Template:ComeyTemplate:ApolTemplate:Bustd
  2. (5/18/2017) An angered Amanda Carpenter, who worked on Eddie Munster's campaign, says the GOP needs to "Cut the crap" and blasts all the Republicans who enabled Trump former Cruz staffer, Amanda Carpenter, asked fellow Anderson Cooper 360 panelists, Kayleigh McEnany and Jack Kingston: "I want to know who?s going to hold the Republicans accountable who enabled this man to go this far. We knew from day one what kind of person Donald Trump was. We knew he had no respect for anyone, let alone the rule of law."

Nic RobertsonEdit

International Diplomatic Editor, CNN

  1. (5/19/2017) Middle East leaders have a brilliant roadmap when it comes to Trump: What to kiss, when to kiss, and where to kiss it FTFA: "In the Middle East, leaders get Trump because they recognize a kindred spirit: A strongman with a predilection for events going his way. He is one of their own, and they know just how to handle him: Stroke his ego, which has recently taken a beating."Template:VisitTemplate:SaudTemplate:CozyTemplate:Weak

CTVEdit

Canadian Television Network

  1. (5/19/2017) Russia: U.S. media trying to influence our politics. Uh-huh Leonid Levin chairman of Russia's Duma committee on information policy: "These mass media spreading information on the territory of Russia are part of a massive system of U.S. influence on the internal political situation in Russia."; he also says the investigation is continuing and that the head of the Federal Security Service will be called to testifyTemplate:Ratm

Jeffrey LordEdit

would defend a Republican if one shat on the Resolute Desk

  1. (5/20/2017) "If [Trump took a dump on his desk, you would defend it." --Anderson Cooper to Jeffrey Lord] Cooper later apologized on Twitter: "I regret the crude sentence i spoke earlier tonight and followed it up by apologizing on air. It was unprofessional. I am genuinely sorry."πŸ‘Œ


MSNBCEdit

Andy LackEdit

chairman NBC News, MSNBC

  1. (5/2/2017) Sky-high ratings for left-wing shows are frustrating MSNBC executives' plans to reposition the network as "center-right" Template:Gop1st
  2. (5/15/2017) Any idea who really hates the success of Maddow and O'Donnell on MSNBC? Hint: it's the person who runs MSNBC Wonkette dredges through two Huffington Post stories about NBC News and MSNBC chairman Andy Lack to make one of their own: one well-placed insider told Ryan Grim at HuffPost: "Every hour that Andy has not touched are the strongest hours on the network. Everything he has touched is lower rated"; inexplicably, the network chief believes MSNBC's "high ratings are largely a product of his programming decisions" and not because the shows are covering the Trump scandals; sadly, there's a method to Lack's madness, however, as some at MSNBC believe "Lack is making programming decisions ... to appease the Trump administration ... [hoping for] more access to the White House and in turn, conservative viewers."πŸ“°


Newsmax TVEdit

Steve MalzbergEdit

host, The Steve Malzberg Show

  1. (5/12/2017) The same sinister forces that attempted to "take down Nixon over Watergate and Reagan for Iran-Contra" are trying to take down Trump, claims deluded jelly-filled hate donut Pat Buchanan "There is a cultural left and a political left and a media, if you will, conglomerate ... [from the day [Nixon] was nominated, they tried to break and bring [him down], and they succeeded. They tried to break and bring down Reagan over Iran-Contra ... the same forces, similar forces are trying to break and bring down Trump. It is transparent."]Template:CrackTemplate:Oc2.0

PTL Television NetworkEdit

Jim BakkerEdit

TV evangelist

  1. (5/18/2017) Jim Bakker says the apocalypse has started courtesy of Trump's opponents and hey, just so you know, Bakker has some apocalypse survival meals you can buy Televangelist Jim Bakker declared "the devil is trying to cut out the voice of the church" and that "they?re eliminating anyone that is pro-Trump from every broadcast; soon, very soon, the only conservatives will be on Christian television and then we?re the next target?write it down!"β”πŸ‘Template:Apoc
  2. (5/22/2017) Right-wing Christians have some insane theories about why the Trump presidency is imploding. Really could have stopped typing after theories Jim Bakker, televangelist: "the apocalypse has already begun"; Rick Joyner, founder MorningStar Ministries: God is responding to prayers and using Trump in an "incredible way"; Lance Wallnau, motivational speaker: witchesTemplate:Apol

Bloomberg TVEdit

  1. (5/19/2017) "Hey everyone, look over here: tax reform. We got tax reform right here. C'mon guys, pay attention. Why won't anyone pay attention?" Rep. Brady and Speaker Ryan started the GOP's weekly conference press briefing with comments about the need for tax reform and it seems everyone else in the GOP had to talk about tax reform too; Brady's committee (House Ways and Means) held a hearing on it, so did the Senate Banking Committee, with Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin testifying about it; then Brady went to an event hosted by Politico to talk about it; Senator McConnell went on TV to talk about it; Mnuchin and the President's chief economic advisor, Gary Cohn, held meetings with members of Congress to talk about it; then Mnuchin and VP Pence talked about it with the US Chamber of CommerceπŸ“ŽTemplate:Ntsh😺

OnlineEdit

The BafflerEdit

Chris LehmannEdit

editor in chief, The Baffler

  1. (5/12/2017) The Liberal Media are currently involved in a race to the bottom. Wait, we have liberal media? πŸ“°β”

Josh BernsteinEdit

Radical right wing radio host

  1. (5/25/2017) Right wing radical radio host Josh Bernstein, a Christian who claims his religion is peaceful, called for the eradication of Muslims "pretty much from everywhere" because of the Manchester attack FTFA: "These people cannot live amongst us, they cannot assimilate with us ... [t]hese people come in, they have more children than the native people in their countries and they literally take over these countries"Template:Man2205

The BlazeEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) A look at how conservative media outlets handled Anderson Cooper's eyeroll at Kellyanne Conway. Hint: Sexism and misogyny 

Breitbart NewsEdit

  1. (5/4/2017) Hell freezes over as Baba Yaga says "If this is the budget deal we get when Republicans control the House, the Senate and the presidency, there's no point in ever voting for a Republican again." On Breitbart no less Template:Aw
  2. (5/5/2017) People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder Template:GoppolTemplate:Apol
  3. (5/8/2017) Faith in Trump shattered, Baba Yaga predicts the GOP will lose in 2018 due to the repeal of Obamacare, And she writes her obituary to the party on Breitbart 

Milo YiannopoulosEdit

  1. (5/7/2017) White supremacist sues publishing company for refusing to spread his hate-fueled rhetoric Milo Yiannopoulos received an advance of $250,000 from Threshold Editions, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, for an autobiography tentatively titled "Dangerous"

CNS NewsEdit

right wing news and commentary website founded by L. Brent Bozell III and owned by Bozell's Media Research Center

  1. (5/25/2017) Another liberal entertainer turns on the Democrats Charlie Daniels writes an open letter to Senator Schumer and somehow it gets posted on Brent Bozell's websiteTemplate:Kylem

Cracked.comEdit

Mark HillEdit

columnist, editor and interviewer, Cracked.com

  1. (5/6/2017) The New York Times is the Donald Trump of newspapers πŸ“°β”

The Daily BeastEdit

Lachlan Markay, Asawin Suebsaeng, Kimberly Dozier, Jana WinterEdit

  1. (5/18/2017) Trump thinks that Mike Flynn will beat the rap and come back to work at the White House. No, really the two have remained in touch despite the potential that their communication could be portrayed as White House interference in a federal investigationTemplate:IntfTemplate:Yntbom

The Daily CallerEdit

founded by Tucker Carlson

  1. (5/11/2017) Clinton threatened IRS audit if Bangladesh didn't ease up on a particular investigation son of Bangladesh Prime Minister claimed Hillary Clinton threatened him with an IRS audit if Bangladesh did not call off an investigation into Muhammad YunusTemplate:Cc4.0

European Union TimesEdit

prestigious online-only, recently-created, muck-raking, journalists of impeccable integrity

  1. (5/15/2017) The 'dark web' has put a $150 million price on Trump's head The European Union Times❔

Gateway PunditEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) A look at how conservative media outlets handled Anderson Cooper's eyeroll at Kellyanne Conway. Hint: Sexism and misogyny 

The HillEdit

Reid WilsonEdit

national correspondent

  1. (5/2/2017) Pence is trying to follow the George H. W. Bush model of the vice president πŸŒ…Template:Poseur

Mike CernovichEdit

social media personality, writer, and conspiracy theorist

  1. (5/3/2017) Republicans are very, very concerned about Stephen Colbert's possible use of a homophobic slur Template:DrstcTemplate:SatTemplate:Snow

Jenny Beth MartinEdit

opinion contributor; president and co-founder of Tea Party Patriots

  1. (5/26/2017) The real threat to American democracy is liberals' complete unwillingness to accept the November elections results, as their constant resistance continues to chip away at our political norms The Hill paid someone to type some words between the advertisements about how Democrats are undermining democracy by participating in that democracy; and then she gives them some adviceTemplate:Ignussr

Independent Journal ReviewEdit

  1. (5/25/2017) Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful the section of the CBO report that surprised Rep. Meadows: "... the waivers in those states would have another effect: Community-rated premiums would rise over time, and people who are less healthy (including those with preexisting or newly acquired medical conditions) would ultimately be unable to purchase comprehensive non-group health insurance at premiums comparable to those under current law, if they could purchase it at all -- despite the additional funding that would be available under H.R. 1628 to help reduce premiums"Template:CbodcrπŸŒ…

Jason HowertonEdit

  1. (5/27/2017) Next up on the Fox News GTFO tour: Hannity? Independent Journal Review's Jason Howerton feeds the recently vacationed Hannity's persecution complex some free pity and publicity while still trying to make him appear strongTemplate:Weak

InfowarsEdit

Alex JonesEdit

  1. (5/10/2017) Hate buffet Alex Jones mocks Jimmy Kimmel, insulting his young son's heart defect in order to score points for Trump. Hard to believe Jones is an unfit parent "When you have state-run health care you have medical tyranny and when you have everyone bound under one system, they can tax you and control you and do whatever they want, once there?s no competition and choice. But it doesn?t matter for the pseudo-intellectuals of Jimmy Kimmel. He can just get up there and say, 'We need national health care for my baby.' It?s for the children, sounds so much easier."
  2. (5/14/2017) There is one line Alex Jones won't cross after all Media Matters headline: "Alex Jones Says Trump Begged To Come Onto His Show, But Jones Said No"πŸ‘‘
  3. (5/24/2017) Sentient blob of hate pudding Alex Jones says the children and teens killed in Manchester were "Liberal trendies." God help us if his children grow up as hateful and--oh, right, the judge ensured that wouldn't happen Media Matters headline: "Alex Jones criticizes "liberal trendies" who were victims of the Manchester terror attack: Jones: Victims are "the same people -- god love them -- on average who are promoting open borders, bringing Islamists in""Template:Man2205Template:CrackTemplate:Librul

Charles C. JohnsonEdit

GotNews.com

  1. (5/15/2017) Reince Preibus demands White House aides stop leaving print-outs of internet hoaxes on the President's desk, as Trump believes literally anything he reads. Bonus: unironic use of the phrase "fake but accurate" Template:Gull
    1. (5/19/2017) The House Science Committee had to write Trump a letter begging him to stop falling for fake news and actually try out some real sources once in his administration The letter Rep. Beyer wrote, co-signed by 6 other representatives (Rep. Bonamici, Rep. Takano, Rep. Foster, Rep. McNerney, Rep. Lofgren and Rep. Rosen): "Until the OSTP is adequately staffed and the director position filled by a qualified, objective scientist who understands the difference between alternative news peddled on alt-right websites and legitimate well-vetted scientific facts, we fear that you will continue to be vulnerable to misinformation and fake news"Template:Gull🍼

Market WatchEdit

Musa al-GharbiEdit

sociology Fellow, Columbia University

  1. (5/26/2017) 4 reasons why Donald Trump WILL be re-elected in 2020. Impeachment? Not going to happen reason #1: the "default effect", even when people are unhappy with a state of affairs, they are usually disinclined to change it; reason #2: Impeachment, not enough votes in Congress, 25th requires the VP and a majority of his Cabinet to invoke; reason #3: Popularity is overrated, incumbent Congressmen are re-elected despite 15% overall approval rating for Congress; reason #4: Trump ... or who? as a result of the β€œdefault effect,” what matters most isn’t how the public feels about the incumbent, but how they feel about the most likely alternativeTemplate:Ivory

MediumEdit

Caitlyn JohnstoneEdit

rogue journalist

  1. (5/15/2017) Let's start with the Russian conspiracy being a fabrication that "True Progressives" don't accept and get crazier from there. Shall we? Cenk Uygur disagreed with colleague, Michael Tracey❔Template:Libs

John MoodyEdit

Executive Vice President, Executive Editor for FOX News

  1. (5/25/2017) One man sits upon a golden throne, wears funny things on his head, likes for his underlings to call him father, and believes he speaks for God. The other, of course, is the Pope FOX News gives it's account of the President's visit with Pope FrancisTemplate:VisitTemplate:VcityπŸŒ…Template:Fordig

Patribotics BlogEdit

  1. (5/17/2017) So former FBI director Comey may have had his FBI computer illegally accessed and had his files sent to Russian diplomats. Nothing to see here, move along citizen. Demented Keebler Elf out front shoulda told you the device with the data from Comey?s computer is now in the possession of the Justice DepartmentTemplate:WishTemplate:Acf❔

PoliticoEdit

Josh MeyerEdit

  1. (5/6/2017) House Oversight Panel has nothing better to do than its job, will investigate the Iran deal Template:IrnTemplate:Ghazi😺

Matthew HutsonEdit

freelance science and technology writer

  1. (5/9/2017) Welp, so much for the tolerant Left πŸ‘Template:Snow

Jack ShaferEdit

  1. (5/11/2017) To those of you saying Comey's firing will prove to be Trump's undoing, A) No, it won't. He's already skated on WAY worse things than this and B) Stop talking like that, honestly, you sound like a comic book villian Template:IdjitTemplate:Comey

Matthew Nussbaum and Theodoric MeyerEdit

  1. (5/18/2017) Conservatives whisper "President Pence", Republicans and Democrats whisper back "hahaha, oh wait, you're serious? hahahahahahahahahaha" balloon{{}}Template:Plos

The Right ScoopEdit

  1. (5/25/2017) After Obama is imprisoned, will President Trump pardon him? FOX copy/pastes something from a blogTemplate:Oc1.3😺

SalonEdit

Sophia A. McClennenEdit

writes on the intersections between culture, politics, and society

  1. (5/13/2017) If the DNC doesn't deal with the elephant in the room it will soon see that it has indeed become a jackass "elephant in the room for the DNC ... is its own elitist, corporatist, cronyist, corrupt system"Template:Dems❔Template:Psa

SlateEdit

Yascha MounkEdit

lecturer on government at Harvard

  1. (5/26/2017) Europeans secretly love Trump for confirming their own sense of superiority Slate's Yascha Mounk can barely contain his own superiority when criticizing Europeans who laugh at America's laughingstock excuse for a PresidentTemplate:EuphobTemplate:Murcn

TownhallEdit

  1. (5/1/2017) God, Guns, and the GRU: Making Amerika Great Again πŸ‘Template:GopvalTemplate:Drip
    interviewed Maria Butina: Part 1, Part 2
  2. (5/7/2017) Top House Republican: Down's Syndrome is not a pre-existing condition 
  3. (5/19/2017) Shepard Smith's emotional tribute to founder of the #1 cable news station, "I loved him" Shepard Smith gave an emotional, 12-minute tribute to his former boss Roger Ailes, who died May 18, 2017 in Palm Beach, FloridaTemplate:Memor

The WeekEdit

Daniel McCarthyEdit

freelance journalist; editor at large of The American Conservative

  1. (5/9/2017) If you thought the GOP was the party of zombie Reagan, it's not. Zombie Nixon is still running things Template:RevhistπŸŒ…Template:Nixon

Patrick DixonEdit

contributing writer, The Week; research analyst, Kalmanovitz Initiative, Georgetown

  1. (5/10/2017) Coastal elitists need to wake up to the fact that rural 'Muricans in flyover country are a more diverse group than they think prop{{}}πŸ‘πŸ“°


Lance WallnauEdit

evangelical preacher

  1. (5/22/2017) Right-wing Christians have some insane theories about why the Trump presidency is imploding. Really could have stopped typing after theories Jim Bakker, televangelist: "the apocalypse has already begun"; Rick Joyner, founder MorningStar Ministries: God is responding to prayers and using Trump in an "incredible way"; Lance Wallnau, motivational speaker: witchesTemplate:Apol
  2. (5/23/2017) God did not get Trump elected to see him impeached Right Wing Watch watched Lance Wallnau so you don't have to; Wallnau horked: "This man didn’t have a miracle getting him into office only to have him removed by what’s happening right now"Template:Crack


WikileaksEdit

  1. (5/5/2017) Wikileaks (in no way affiliated with Russia) is concerned that 4chan's fake news attack on the French Election is in reality an attack on Russia Template:UssrhTemplate:Fra
  2. (5/12/2017) Wikileaks offers $100,000 bounty on the Trump-Comey tape Wikileaks tweeted, "WikiLeaks offers US$100k for the Trump-Comey tapes. To increase the reward send Bitcoin to reward address: 1FfzC3KrbrJ3CRbz4hqHnxSqvYfy9M5CT"Template:ComeyTemplate:Tapes


WNDEdit

World Net Daily

  1. (5/22/2017) 1. Herp, 2. Derp, 3. Wargarble, 4. Hurr, 5. Durr, 6. . . . uhh, there's not enough memes for nonsense to encompass this list World Net Daily headline: "25 'IMPEACHABLE' OBAMA SCANDALS FAR MORE SERIOUS THAN COMEY FIRING"Template:Fart

Pat BuchananEdit

Oval Office groupie

  1. (5/18/2017) Jiggly mound of anger pudding Pat Buchanan says it is un-American to question Donald Trump Buchanan declared that people questioning the Trump-Russia relationship are practicing "McCarthyism" and wondered if "the endless airing of unproven allegations" is "inherently un-American"πŸ‘ŒTemplate:Oc2.0

RadioEdit

American Family RadioEdit

Sandy RiosEdit

governmental affairs director, American Family Association; hostess, "Sandy Rios in the Morning on AFR Talk"

  1. (5/3/2017) Roy Moore: 'not letting me force my religion on others with the full weight of the law means that I'm the one being persecuted.' πŸ‘Template:Snow
  2. (5/26/2017) Sandy Rios defends Greg Gianforte's assault of a reporter, saying it was excusable because the reporter was "a girly man" American Family Association's Sandy Rios's family-friendly response to the alleged assault: "I?m sure Ben Jacobs is probably delighted about what he caused to happen"πŸ’₯Template:MansTemplate:MurcnTemplate:Btv

Glenn BeckEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) Disgraced former Fox star and serial creepy old pervert Bill O'Reilly sits down with disgraced former Fox star and serial apocalyptic maniac Glenn Beck to discuss how this is all because the libs and... wait for it... SOROS Template:PervπŸ“’πŸ˜ˆ

Rick JoynerEdit

host, The Rick Joyner Experience

  1. (5/22/2017) Right-wing Christians have some insane theories about why the Trump presidency is imploding. Really could have stopped typing after theories Jim Bakker, televangelist: "the apocalypse has already begun"; Rick Joyner, founder MorningStar Ministries: God is responding to prayers and using Trump in an "incredible way"; Lance Wallnau, motivational speaker: witchesTemplate:Apol

Rush LimbaughEdit

  1. (5/3/2017) Democrats agree to $21 billion increase in military spending. President Trump for the win Template:Micx
  2. (5/5/2017) Trumpers are just now starting to figure out that hey, ya know maybe it's possible that somehow Trump might have actually...ya know....LIED to them about stuff. Blame Obama rant coming in 3...2...1 πŸ†
  3. (5/19/2017) Limbaugh: hey, WE won the election, not the Democrats. the law doesn't apply to us anymore, so we shouldn't cave to the Democrats on anything and block all investigations because MAGA quote from The Blaze: "So I saw this and my initial reaction was, I was muttering obscenities ... I was mad, I said, 'Who the hell caved on our side? What the hell?' I'm going through all these emotions! They lost the frickin' election why are we giving them what they want?'"Template:Blow

Vicki McKennaEdit

talk radio host, WISN-AM

  1. (5/18/2017) The controversial Milwaukee County sheriff, David Clarke, who has compared Black Lives Matter to the Ku Klux Klan, has said he is joining the Trump administration because of course he is he will act as a liason between the DHS Director and state, local and tribal law enforcement agenciesTemplate:HorseπŸš“

Wayne Allyn RootEdit

  1. (5/19/2017) Donald Trump has now been promoted to Jesus Christ. And we all know how THAT story ended, don't we kids? Wayne Allyn Root frothed to his radio audience: "Never in all my years in politics have I seen ever anything like the way the gates of hell have been unleashed on Donald Trump ... This is a crucifixion! ... If we don?t back Trump now, if you don?t back Trump now, it's all lost forever ... There is still time to stand with Donald Trump against the forces of evil."Template:Crackβ”πŸ‘
    1. (5/19/2017) White House staffers say that what with the trebuchets pounding the ways day and night, and that squad at the front gate with the massive battering ram, they're kinda starting to feel like they're under siege {{unnamed GOP operative in touch with White House officials blames the situation: "Some of them think it will pass, some are frustrated because they look like amateurs in responding to all of this, and some are freaked out because there is an actual investigation now ... [i]t's leaks and tweets and frenzy. They wake up every day and are continually slapped in the face and it doesn?t look like it will stop. They?re demoralized."; Rep. Kevin Cramer (R ND 1st) knows exactly who to blame: "We need some communication discipline from the White House because you know that the enemy -- and the enemy in this case is everyone from the New York Times and Washington Post to the Democratic Party -- is laying in wait for him"}}Template:Facade

Alan J. SandersEdit

The Alan Sanders Show

  1. (5/11/2017) Turns out Republicans do believe the Constitution is a living document after all from a March 16, 2017 interview with Alan J. Sanders, Rep. Loudermilk said: the President can "basically ignore an opinion of the court" (2:08); courts that make rulings are making a "grand overreach by the Judicial branch, which is to be the least powerful" (2:19); "We got this idea that there's three co-equal branches of government. That's not true" (2:27)Template:KylemTemplate:King

Armstrong WilliamsEdit

author, columnist

  1. (5/24/2017) Ben Carson: "Poverty is just a state of mind" Armstrong Williams interviewed Carson for SiriusXM radio, "You know, [a defeatist attitude is] real poverty ... I think the majority of people don?t have that defeatist attitude, but they sometimes just don?t see the way and that's where government can come in, and be very helpful ... It can provide a ladder of opportunity, it can provide the mechanism that we demonstrate to them what can be done"Template:Gopgov

PrintEdit

The American InterestEdit

conservative bi-monthly magazine

Jason WillickEdit

writer, domestic politics, policy and social issues

  1. (5/19/2017) The DOJ's appointment of a widely-respected former prosecutor that doesn't fish has Democrats worried since the whole Russia case is based on internet chatter and tin foil Jason Willick argues that as special counsel, Mueller will determine if any crimes have been committed and hold accountable those responsible, but what Trump critics want instead is: "a wide-ranging and essentially political investigation into Donald Trump and his associates ... creating a steady stream of media frenzies that paralyzes an administration they loathe"❔Template:Defopp

Daily ExpressEdit

Aletha AduEdit

freelance journalist

  1. (5/8/2017) Trump's using North Korea as a ruse to launch nuclear first strike on China. Well, since it's Trump, one needs to consider the potential reality of such a looney idea so sleep well everybody β”Template:Esca

Daily MailEdit

Katie HopkinsEdit

former reality television contestant; tabloid columnist; English television personality

  1. (5/9/2017) Daily Fail columnist tells Fox and Friends that she was very concerned about the amount of diversity at Macron's victory rally After attending a rally for Macron, Daily Mail's Katie Hopkins said, "It took me two or three blocks before I found a woman and found a white person. That's kind of the dodgy areas of France as they currently sit"πŸ‘Template:Snow

Emily CraneEdit

writer, Daily Mail

  1. (5/19/2017) If you're going to call people "white trash" in a Yelp review, you may not want to use your real name, particularly if you're a dean at Yale Yale college dean posted indelicate Yelp reviews about several New Haven, Connecticutt businesses; she has apologized and Yale has no plans to discipline herTemplate:IvoryTemplate:Tidf

Daily NewsEdit

    1. (5/11/2017) Rosenstein threatened to resign. No word on why he didn't β”


Investor's Business DailyEdit

  1. (5/25/2017) If the GOP health bill is so bad, where is the Democrats' plan to fix ObamaCare? Investor's Business Daily editorial headline: "Where Is The Democrats' Plan To Fix ObamaCare?"Template:Goplog


LA TimesEdit

Doyle McManusEdit

Washington columnist

  1. (5/21/2017) Should we wish for a President Pence? Pro: He would at least be competent. Con: He would be the most conservative president of modern times - easily more conservative than Trump, more even than Ronald Reagan oped{{}}Template:PlosπŸŒ…


The Morning CallEdit

daily newspaper, Allentown, Pennsylvania

Lee SnoverEdit

chair, Northampton County Republican Party

  1. (5/14/2017) I elected a fighter, and fight to victory he will Morning Call headline: "Donald Trump fighting his way to becoming greatest president"


National InterestEdit

  1. (5/1/2017) God, Guns, and the GRU: Making Amerika Great Again πŸ‘Template:GopvalTemplate:Drip
    published an article written by Maria Butina called "The Bear and the Elephant", which suggested a Republican in the White House might improve US-Russia relations

National ReviewEdit

  1. (5/12/2017) Here's a dumb opinion: James Comey is another in the long line of Hillary Clinton's victims Template:Cc5.0

David FrenchEdit

attorney, journalist, and a senior fellow at the National Review Institute

  1. (5/18/2017) NRO: "Leave Jimmy Fallon Alone" National Review's David French writes that Jimmy Fallon's stance against #Resistance is heroic and he should be recognized for it, not that Colbert guyTemplate:Apol

Jonah GoldbergEdit

senior editor; fellow of the National Review Institute

  1. (5/5/2017) [1] Jonah Goldberg at National Review warning about the dangers of empathy{{}}Template:ApolTemplate:Ayn

Kevin D. WilliamsEdit

roving correspondent and director, National Review Institute's William F. Buckley Jr Fellowship Program in Political Journalism

  1. (5/5/2017) People should not get health insurance and should instead pay for medical care out-of-pocket the same way they do for other necessities of life such as the new World of Warcraft expansion that lets you play as a panda Template:WfbuckTemplate:ApolTemplate:Ayn
  2. (5/6/2017) "the scientific method is illegitimate, a tool of the sundry atavistic forces conspiring to keep down the female, the black, the brown, the poor, the gay, the disabled, the gender-fluid - everybody except Mitt Romney." . . . and then it gets weird Template:SciTemplate:WfbuckπŸ‘


New RepublicEdit

Ryu SpaethEdit

deputy editor, New Republic

  1. (5/11/2017) By Grabthar's hammer... no New Republic suggests the Trump Administration are naive innocents, like the Thermians from the movie Galaxy Quest, taken advantage of by ruthless Russians, who snuck a TASS photographer into the Oval Office as well as preventing US media from enteringTemplate:ApolπŸŒ…Template:Jiggy

New York PostEdit

Chris PerezEdit

reporter, New York Post
  1. (5/9/2017) Anonymous warns world to 'prepare' for World War 3, as if the world hasn't been doing that since January 20th β”

Lia EustachewichEdit

reporter, New York Post

  1. (5/11/2017) Yeah, yeah, I might release my taxes... after I leave office. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket... after I leave office. My dopey followers will believe anything 

Michael WalshEdit

author, "The Devil's Pleasure Palace"; contributing editor, PJ Media

  1. (5/15/2017) FBI, don't look a gift horse like Comey's firing in the mouth β”

Mark MooreEdit

political reporter

  1. (5/19/2017) Democrat leaders: "No one ought to rush to embrace the most extraordinary remedy that involves the removal of the president form office." In other words, we need to ride this horse to the midterms Rep. Adam Schiff (D CA 28th): "I think we ought to keep our focus on finding out the facts"Template:2018eTemplate:Remov

Marisa SchultzEdit

Washington reporter, NY Post

  1. (5/29/2017) "--. . - / -- . / - .... . / ..-. .- .-. -.- / --- ..- - / --- ..-. / .... . .-. . " (headline translation: "GET ME THE FARK OUT OF HERE"); the NY Post sees everyone on Twitter discussing flashing red lights coming from the second floor residency of the White House and uses that to fill some column inchesπŸŒ…


New York TimesEdit

Maggie HabermanEdit

White House correspondant, New York Times

  1. (5/5/2017) Now we've angered the Australians. You won't like the Australians when they're angry Template:StrayaπŸ˜›


Random British TabloidEdit

Timothy StanleyEdit

conservative historian

  1. (5/25/2017) President Trump upstages Obama on his first trip abroad, does what Obama was reluctant to do: He's picking sides who knows what this article is about; the CNN website sucksTemplate:Man2205


San Diego Union TribuneEdit

Luis GomezEdit

engagement editor, San Diego Union-Tribune's Ideas & Opinion section

  1. (5/3/2017) Republicans are very, very concerned about Stephen Colbert's possible use of a homophobic slur Template:DrstcTemplate:SatTemplate:Snow


Sunday ExpressEdit

  1. (5/19/2017) Donald Trump will have just ten minutes to react if North Korea fires a nuclear missile. Or 9 minutes and 57 seconds left to have a sandwich after pressing the button using the numbers from North Korea's last failed test, scientists did some trajectory math and hypotheticals to calculate how long a working missile from Pyongyang would take to reach Japan, Seoul, South Korea and the west coast of the US❔Template:Nkwas


The Washington PostEdit

Richard FordingEdit

political science professor, University of Alabama

  1. (5/12/2017) Five myths about Jeff Sessions. Well, two are no longer myths 1. Sessions has an unusually poor record on civil rights: no less popular among African American voters than most other Republican; 2. champion of civil rights: involved in a handful of voting rights cases while he was a US attorney ... his role was relatively minor; 3. plans a crackdown on illegal immigration: his ability to do what his critics fear will be constrained by the federal bureaucracy, local law enforcement officials and even Republicans in Congress; 4. revive an ?80s-style war on drugs: more comprehensive enforcement of federal marijuana laws in these states is ?a problem of resources for the federal government? ? suggesting that it's not worth the cost; 5. just wants to enforce the law (on gay rights): there is no evidence that he has softened his opposition to rights for gays and lesbians ... has a long history of opposing every important piece of legislation aimed at expanding such rightsπŸš“πŸŒ…Template:Apol

Amber PhillipsEdit

politics writer, Washington Post

  1. (5/2/2017) The first day I became President, they set me down at the desk, big chair and dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I'm thinking "how much better can it get?" Then I get a gorgeous silver bowl, from the Republican Party, and they want me to do what? Template:ApolTemplate:Gopgov

Jennifer RubinEdit

writes the Right Turn blog, Washington Post

  1. (5/2/2017) When is it ok to say Trump is nuts? Now. Or yesterday. Tomorrow is a safe bet too Template:Apol

Marc A. ThiessenEdit

columnist on foreign and domestic policy, Washington Post; American Enterprise Institute fellow; former chief speechwriter for President George W. Bush

  1. (5/2/2017) Trump's 100 days have been bad news ... for Obama prop{{}}


Washington TimesEdit

Charles HurtEdit

opinion editor, Washington Times

  1. (5/2/2017) And the biggest dick of the day award goes to Template:Hwood

PersonalitiesEdit

Ann CoulterEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Baba Yaga goes on The View to try and harvest the souls of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, instead gets into a barely civilized screech-argument about Trump's taxes 
  2. (5/4/2017) Hell freezes over as Baba Yaga says "If this is the budget deal we get when Republicans control the House, the Senate and the presidency, there's no point in ever voting for a Republican again." On Breitbart no less Template:Aw
  3. (5/8/2017) Faith in Trump shattered, Baba Yaga predicts the GOP will lose in 2018 due to the repeal of Obamacare, And she writes her obituary to the party on Breitbart 
  4. (5/19/2017) Baba Yaga insists she's trying to distance herself from Trump, but every time she does the media pulls her in with a ridiculous, unprovoked attack. This time, it's the fake news story about Trump "leaking" classified information to the Russkies byaga{{}}Template:Psecb

Glenn BeckEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Tomi Lahren settles lawsuit with Glenn Beck, is free to go be an uneducated right-wing bigoted idiot with whichever media competitor she wants 

Charlie DanielsEdit

self-identified American patriot

  1. (5/25/2017) Another liberal entertainer turns on the Democrats Charlie Daniels writes an open letter to Senator Schumer and somehow it gets posted on Brent Bozell's websiteTemplate:Kylem

Paris DennardEdit

GOP political commentator

  1. (5/25/2017) Don Lemon stunned that someone thinks the Montana Slam wasn't Trump's fault arguing with Paris Dennard, Lemon quoted Trump during campaign ([the media are] "the enemy of the American people") and added, "If you think that that doesn't have anything to do with it, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken, my friend"πŸ’₯Template:MurcnπŸ“°

Glenn GreenwaldEdit

journalist, constitutional lawyer, author; co-founding editor, The Intercept

  1. (5/6/2017) Diane Feinstein (D-CA) "has seen no evidence of Trump-Russia collusion" its about time we can put this behind us "Not at this time"{{}}❔

Tomi LahrenEdit

  1. (5/2/2017) Tomi Lahren settles lawsuit with Glenn Beck, is free to go be an uneducated right-wing bigoted idiot with whichever media competitor she wants 
  2. (5/3/2017) Tomi Lahren: 'conservatives shouldn't silence, diminish or shame strong women' πŸ‘
  3. (5/7/2017) Tomi Lahren will...not... SHUT THE F*CK UP πŸ‘‘πŸŒ…Template:Snow
  4. (5/22/2017) Pro-Trump Super-PACS have become the landing spot for every sleazoid, grifter, flim-flammer, and mental defective attached to the Trump bandwagon that isn't presentable enough for government work. So naturally Tomi Lahren just joined one Tomi Lahren joined Great America Alliance, a pro-Trump, anti-truth super-PACTemplate:Astro

Sarah PalinEdit

former Republican half-governor, Alaska

  1. (5/6/2017) Diane Feinstein (D-CA) "has seen no evidence of Trump-Russia collusion" its about time we can put this behind us "Not at this time"{{}}❔

Condoleezza RiceEdit

former National Security Advisor; former Chevron executive

  1. (5/7/2017) Condoleezza Rice says America was born with a birth defect: slavery Template:ShillTemplate:BandwπŸŒ…

Miscellaneous OthersEdit

Heritage FoundationEdit

Nicolas LorisEdit

Heritage fellow wrote in 2015: "[previous] Presidents have used the SPR as a political tool or failed to release reserves in a timely and impactful manner ... It is time for Congress to recognize it is not the government’s role to respond to high prices. Congress should therefore pull the plug and drain the SPR once and for all"

  1. (5/23/2017) Trump wants to sell off half of the country's strategic petroleum reserve The Trump administration’s plan to shrink the petroleum reserve would leave the emergency buffer with less than 40 percent of the current level; Heritage Foundation fellow Nicolas Loris: "[previous] Presidents have used the SPR as a political tool or failed to release reserves in a timely and impactful manner ... It is time for Congress to recognize it is not the government’s role to respond to high prices. Congress should therefore pull the plug and drain the SPR once and for all"; Jason Bordoff, director of the Center on Global Energy Policy at Columbia University: "The risk of complete collapse in Venezuela is just one of many reminders that the world remains vulnerable to oil price shocks, and those will be felt by U.S. consumers at the pump"Template:ConflπŸͺ

Rasmussen ReportsEdit

pollsters

  1. (5/5/2017) Yo, dawg, I hear you like polls, so here's a poll about polls so you can give your opinion about giving your opinion Template:Push❔

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