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White House Press CorpsEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Let's look at the freak show the White House Press Corps has become in part thanks to Bullshiat Spice 

The American MediaEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea Template:DrumπŸ˜›


TV/CableEdit

Jimmy FallonEdit

TV's Jay Leno, Jr.

FOXEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) This just in: compared to Trump country, New York and Washington are 'culturally isolated' 
  2. (4/8/2017) There must be someway outta here said the joker to the thief. there's too much confusion, I can't get no relief βšͺ
  3. (4/11/2017) Hollywood is out to "vilify" President Trump, at least initially. He'll battle through hardships while helping others, our perceptions will change, and the villian will become the hero πŸŒΎ
  4. (4/20/2017) Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition πŸ“’Template:Bowtie
  5. (4/23/2017) Heirs James and Lachlan Murdoch are shaking things up at Fox, making it a place where blonde women can say bad things about brown-skinned people without fear of sexual harassment πŸŒ…
  6. (4/24/2017) If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose Template:Cherry
  7. (4/25/2017) Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home Template:BoycπŸ“’

Bill O'ReillyEdit

Godfather of the Spin Zone

  1. (4/5/2017) As Bill O'Reilly begins to rack up Cosby-like numbers, now is of course the perfect time for the Grabber-In-Chief to stand by his fellow "good person" πŸ‘™πŸ“’Template:Loya
  2. (4/5/2017) 31 ... 32 ... 33. 33 advertisers have now pulled advertising from The O'Reilly Factor. Ah ah ah ah Template:BoycπŸ‘™πŸ“’
    1. (4/7/2017) O'Reilly's Thursday show played the same 7 commercials on repeat. For anyone under 25, a commercial was like those things that play before a YouTube video, except longer and unskippable Template:ShowTemplate:Boyc
  3. (4/6/2017) Trump spits in the faces of conservative women. No word if this is before or after he grabs them by the pussy πŸ“’
  4. (4/10/2017) After the latest round of sexual harassment allegations, Bill O'Reilly's ratings have soared. Can't explain that πŸ“’πŸ‘™
  5. (4/12/2017) Bill O'Reilly announces he's taking a pre-planned vacation πŸ“’πŸ‘™Template:Timfam
  6. (4/13/2017) "Bill O'Reilly. Good Catholic?" A discussion of hypocrisy as it is practiced on America's favorite network for alternative news πŸ“’Template:Relig
  7. (4/19/2017) O'Reillexit Template:RetireπŸ“’
    1. (4/19/2017) Bill O'Reilly has left Fox News to spend more time with your wife πŸ“’Template:Retire
    2. (4/21/2017) Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis" 
  8. (4/20/2017) Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition πŸ“’Template:Bowtie
  9. (4/25/2017) Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home Template:BoycπŸ“’

Tucker CarlsonEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition πŸ“’Template:Bowtie

David BossieEdit

former Trump Deputy Campaign Manager

Sean HannityEdit

THE Sean Hannity

  1. (4/8/2017) Sean Hannity in 2013: "Glad our arrogant Pres. is enjoying his taxpayer funded golf outing after announcing the US should take military action against Syria" πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘„
  2. (4/24/2017) Is Lumpy next in line to take his lumps? Fox guest says anchor tried to pressure her into hotel room sex πŸ‘™
  3. (4/26/2017) Sean Hannity slams what he says is "media fascism" trying to silence Conservative voices 

"Judge" NapolitanoEdit

  1. (4/14/2017) Andrew Napolitano doesn't believe Carter Page is being investigated β”

Jeanine PirroEdit

former judge, FOX News spokesmodel

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump had dinner at the White House last week with Rush Limbaugh and his wife, and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro. But everyone should be just as cool with this as they were with Obama's private dinners with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann 

James RosenEdit

reporter'

Shepard SmithEdit

poor, poor Shepard Smith

John RobertsEdit

White House correspondent, Fox News

  1. (4/8/2017) There must be someway outta here said the joker to the thief. there's too much confusion, I can't get no relief βšͺ

KT McFarlandEdit

former Fox News commentator

  1. (4/10/2017) Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead Template:Fukip

Dana PerinoEdit

Missle. Crisis. In Cuba.

  1. (4/13/2017) Trump insiders swear up and down that Bannon is in no danger, so we should probably start taking bets on if he'll make it to Easter, or May even White House press secretary

Fox & FriendsEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) In an interview with Fox & Friends, Eric Trump - who, as head of the Trump Organization, is not supposed to be involved in the White House - hinted that his father's administration will take action in the future on North Korea πŸ˜›Template:Brag

Steve DoocyEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada 

Fox Business NetworkEdit

Maria BartiomoEdit

  1. (4/12/2017) We're going into Syria 

FOX NewsEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Democrats' Georgia blunder: 'Resist Trump' is not a winning strategy β”
  2. (4/25/2017) Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?" πŸ™‹

Sandra SmithEdit

co-leg model, Outnumbered

  1. (4/23/2017) Fox News host interviews Nebraska farmer she's sure will agree with her claims the Keystone XL pipeline will make the U.S. energy independent. That's when he reminded her the oil it transfers isn't from the U.S. Art Tanderup, Nebraska farmerTemplate:Keypipe

MSNBCEdit

with NBCEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) MSNBC airs live segment where they traveled with an ICE agent to capture an illegal immigrant leaving his home MSNBC’s Hallie Jackson in studio; NBC’s Gadi Schwartz, embedded with ICE agents

Morning JoeEdit

Greta Van SusterenEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Trump insiders swear up and down that Bannon is in no danger, so we should probably start taking bets on if he'll make it to Easter, or May even White House press secretary

CNNEdit

  1. (4/7/2017) Here comes the inevitable article claiming that Syria just changed EVERYTHING. If you had CNN in the poll, please click on the left to claim your prize πŸ†Template:Shayrat
  2. (4/6/2017) BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN 

Kayleigh McEnanyEdit

CNN spokesmodel

Mike RogersEdit

CNN National Security Commentator, former House Intelligence Committee Chairman (R MI 8th)

  1. (4/12/2017) Schiff: Recuse myself? In your moment of failure? I think you overestimate your chances β‰ 

SmerconishEdit

  1. (4/22/2017) Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller πŸŒ…

Conservative ReviewEdit

media group

Michelle MalkinEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) MAOA Hollywood and the press formed a united front against President Trump trying to undermine him and "Make America Obama Again."πŸ“°

Jim BakkerEdit

evangelist, husband of the late Tammy Faye Bakker

  1. (4/25/2017) Jim Bakker says the Muslims are going to take over, and the only way to be safe is to buy his food buckets Template:ShillπŸ‘


OnlineEdit

Breitbart "News"Edit

  1. (4/5/2017) Seth Meyers shares everything you need to know about right wing propaganda machine Breitbart but were afraid to ask or afraid to have in your browser history Template:Show
  2. (4/6/2017) Just tell them it is a Red line that can't be crossed, and then do nothing. That worked great last time, thanks Barry Template:Kskhn
  3. (4/6/2017) US Strategic Command, the federal agency responsible for our nuclear arsenal is now retweeting Breitbart articles. For some reason, some people have a problem with this 
  4. (4/7/2017) Yeah, yeah Breitbart. Skip to the comments and watch the Alt-Right breakdown as they realize they're mostly of draft age πŸ†
  5. (4/11/2017) American Pravda editors and columnists told to lay off Jared Kushner as he and President Bannon try to patch things up βš 
  6. (4/13/2017) Angela Merkel finally slips up and admits terrorists exist, thereby proving racism and xenophobia correct. Chexmops, liberillios β”Template:Ref
  7. (4/17/2017) President Trump's approval rating jumps to 50% as the Trump Train crushes through obstruction, bombs obliterate construction, opponents caught in corruption 
  8. (4/19/2017) 'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh? Well, is he wrong? Or do traitors get to choose the method?Template:Trait
  9. (4/20/2017) Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase Template:AwTemplate:Coopt
  10. (4/22/2017) Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it Template:Crony
  11. (4/24/2017) Five lies the March for Science refused to spread "If [the left's] priority truly is science, and not pushing a particular political doctrine, then they should have no problem acknowledging the following scientific facts, which are a frequent cause of panic, outrage, and denialism on the left: there are only two genders; race is not a social construct; green energy is inefficient; inequality is not (predominantly) socially constructed; men and women are born differentβš—
  12. (4/25/2017) Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future committee declined to extend temporary passes for Breitbart beyond their May 31, 2017 expiration date; also noted that Bannon?s White House financial disclosure included a different date of his separation from Breitbart than CEO Larry Solov had originally indicatedTemplate:Confl

Kurt BardellaEdit

former Breitbart executive

  1. (4/9/2017) Former Breitbart executive warns that if Kushner pushes out Bannon, Bannon and Breitbart will launch open war on Trump βš 

Wynton HallEdit

former managing editor, Breitbart News; stepped down in February, 2017

  1. (4/25/2017) Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future committee declined to extend temporary passes for Breitbart beyond their May 31, 2017 expiration date; also noted that Bannon?s White House financial disclosure included a different date of his separation from Breitbart than CEO Larry Solov had originally indicatedTemplate:Confl

Government Accountability InstituteEdit

conservative nonprofit investigative research organization

  • founded in 2012 by Peter Schweizer and Stephen Bannon
  • funding from Robert Mercer and family
  1. (4/25/2017) Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future committee declined to extend temporary passes for Breitbart beyond their May 31, 2017 expiration date; also noted that Bannon?s White House financial disclosure included a different date of his separation from Breitbart than CEO Larry Solov had originally indicatedTemplate:Confl

Paul L. CaronEdit

editor, TaxProf Blog

Daily CallerEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Trump keeps making stuff up hoping Americans won't notice that that he's a traitor working for the Russians, a Manchurian Candidate, if you will. I guess now he's the Manchurian Elected Puppet Template:Oc1.3
  2. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores 

Daily Caller News Foundation Investigative GroupEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Rice used the intelligence community as her own private political spy agency Template:Oc1.2

Drudge ReportEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Trump divides by zero and pins a retweet of a Drudge Report tweet touting Rasmussen's biased poll showing his approval at 50% 
  2. (4/25/2017) For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings "Macron. Flying cars. Maddow #1 in TV news. Welcome to hell."[1]πŸ‘

InfoWarsEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it Chobani LLC v. Jones, CV42-17-1659, District Court for the Fifth Judicial District of the State of Idaho (Twin Falls)Template:Ref

Independent Journal ReviewEdit

founded by former Republican party staffersΒ Alex SkatellΒ and Phil Musser in 2012

Erin McPikeEdit

reporter, Independent Journal Review

NewsMaxEdit

Reason MagazineEdit

RTEdit

formerly known as Russia Today

  1. (4/2/2017) I'm sure he had his treasons πŸ’Ό
  2. (4/25/2017) Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly πŸ“¬Template:Dick

TownhallEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Hear me out: The most loving act President Trump can do for Clinton is give her the professional and institutional help that will uphold justice-and prevent her from further hurting herself or others 
  2. (4/5/2017) The media don't care first about facts. They care first about liberal victory. Their hope now is to remove Trump from office. Keep that in mind when they speak πŸ“°
  3. (4/11/2017) The minimum wage prevents people from entering the workforce and gaining the skills that can eventually land them higher-income jobs πŸŸ
  4. (4/12/2017) Tuesday: ZOMG Dems gonna take this special election in Kansas and prove Trump is hated by all and Congress will turn red states blue in 2018. It's soooo close. Wednesday: Crickets after Democrat is crushed by nearly double digits πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
  5. (4/19/2017) Separation of church and state was not intended to treat religious institutions "worse" than others. They just want to be treated the same, getting the same aid while paying nothing in taxes Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia v. ComerTemplate:Ch stπŸ‘
    1. (4/19/2017) And that sound you are hearing is the flood of your tax dollars that will be soon going to churches Template:Ch stπŸ‘
  6. (4/26/2017) These first 100 days of Donald Trump's presidency are the best opening 14 weeks of any presidency since I've been alive 

Weekly StandardEdit

WikiLeaksEdit

  1. (4/9/2017) Nothing to see here, just $4 million in bitcoin donations to Wikileaks immediately after the 2016 US election Template:HushTemplate:Coin
  2. (4/14/2017) CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government Template:Ussri
  3. (4/20/2017) President Trump loves Wikileaks so much, his Justice Department has drawn up charges against Julian Assange and wants him arrested πŸš“

The BlazeEdit

  1. (4/8/2017) Time to grab a big ol' bucket of popcorn - this is gonna get good Lahren is suing Beck, The Blaze alleging wrongful termination over "pro-choice" comments
  2. (4/17/2017) When Glenn Beck gets into a high profile war of words with another political "celebrity," and HE comes across as the sane and rational one? We are truly living in the darkest timeline 
    1. {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565414|Judge allows Tomi Lahren's legal team to get to the bottom of the mystery of which cheeky Blaze staffer revealed Lahren's butt warming pad demands to The Daily Caller

World Net DailyEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) Now would be a great time to verify if those two North Korean 'weather satellites' hanging over the continental United States aren't EMPs. Just sayin' 

Mail OnlineEdit

Piers MorganEdit

Is he still on TV?

  1. (4/11/2017) Piers Morgan places curse on mainstream media for ignoring Egyptian Christians Template:Wk

The HillEdit

Shahriar KiaEdit

Opinion Contributor

  1. (4/17/2017) "Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline πŸ†Template:ShayratπŸ˜›

Mike CernovichEdit

conservative blogger, first imagined Pizzaghazi

  1. (4/14/2017) Bonk-headed 'Alt-Right' dude says he's got intel that could bring down the White House -- and he'll use it if they fire Steve Bannon βš 

Politico.comEdit

Gabriel DebenedettiEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) For the good of the country, hopefully never β”

Global PoliticoEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams πŸ˜›Template:Neocon

Jack ShaferEdit

senior media writer, Politico

  1. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying πŸ“°πŸ‘

Tucker DohertyEdit

Data reporter, Politico

  1. (4/25/2017) The media bubble is real and terrifying πŸ“°πŸ‘

National Review OnlineEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) The Obama political spying scandal that keeps on giving: Trump associates were not the first targets, a Democrat was Template:Oc1.3

Theodore ShoebatEdit

Podcaster, YouTuber

  1. (4/21/2017) Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis" 

"Coach" Dave DaubenmireEdit

host, "Pass The Salt Live" webcast

  1. (4/27/2017) Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar the TRAVELER has come. Well, either that, or someone dropped a wee too much LSD before doing their radio show this morning. Take your pick webcaster infromed his viewers that Christians will be tricked into welcoming ?extra-dimensional beings; cloudeaters to returnπŸ‘

Alex Jones ChannelEdit

Alex Jones on YouTube

  1. (4/25/2017) You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it Chobani LLC v. Jones, CV42-17-1659, District Court for the Fifth Judicial District of the State of Idaho (Twin Falls)Template:Ref


RadioEdit

Erick EricksonEdit

radio host

Mark LevinEdit

radio host

  1. (4/20/2017) MAOA Hollywood and the press formed a united front against President Trump trying to undermine him and "Make America Obama Again."πŸ“°
  2. (4/23/2017) Sessions complains that no one gets conservative "humor" Template:Dbag

Lee StranahanEdit

former Breitbart investigative reporter

  1. (4/6/2017) Former Breitbart reporter joins Russian propaganda network: 'I'm on the Russian payroll now,' he says, forgetting that he was on the Russian payroll at Breitbart as well 
  2. (4/14/2017) "I'm not so infatuated with Trump that I can't see the facts" said the blind man to the thief πŸ†

Laura IngrahamEdit

Dr.

  1. (4/13/2017) Trump insiders swear up and down that Bannon is in no danger, so we should probably start taking bets on if he'll make it to Easter, or May even Attorney General, OMB director
  2. (4/27/2017) RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect Ronna Romney McDaniel: "They're gonna lose the trust of our base if we don't keep our promises, our base is gonna walk away"Template:EmptyTemplate:2018e

Kevin SwansonEdit

radio pastor

  1. (4/14/2017) Conservative radio host claims Beauty and the Beast encourages women to go f*ck animals also equated bestiality to homosexualityβ‰ 

Glenn BeckEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Glenn Beck says he will "go to his grave" knowing he was right about the Boston Marathon Bombing 

Michael ReaganEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that "Hot Choclare[sic] used to be a compliment on your looks today it is called sexual harassment"; ?If women are going to wear low cut dresses that show cleavage don?t be harassed when we men look"Template:SombfaπŸ“’

Pastor Jesse Lee PetersonEdit

  1. (4/18/2017) Pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all men who have sex before marriage will cheat on their wives 
  2. (4/22/2017) "The firing of Bill O'Reilly was a modern-day lynching" πŸ‘πŸ“’

Mark DavisEdit

  1. (4/26/2017) These first 100 days of Donald Trump's presidency are the best opening 14 weeks of any presidency since I've been alive 


PrintEdit

National ReviewEdit

New York Daily NewsEdit

New York PostEdit

  1. (4/7/2017) New York Post discovers that the real reason Trump is doing so poorly is that he's terrible at being President, at least that's what they are saying if you read between the lines 
  2. (4/17/2017) Trump's first 100 days have been better than you think...well, maybe than you feared πŸ˜›

Rich LowryEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) If you take a step back and look at all the evidence of Russia infiltrating the U.S. government it's plain to see that Obama was the real Russian stooge, not President Trump Template:Oc5.0

American ThinkerEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) By doubling down on drama rather than facts, leaders of the Democratic Party show disdain for nearly half the country who voted for Trump and a seditious inclination to destroy his presidency πŸ˜ˆ
  2. (4/6/2017) All this business about Russians and elections and surveillance makes my head spin. I have questions - twenty, to be exact. Here they are, in random order β‰ πŸ™‹
  3. (4/11/2017) Lose Bannon, lose the country. Lose Bannon, lose the presidency. Trump needs to bet on Bannon, or it will be time to no longer bet on Trump βš 
  4. (4/10/2017) This guy is simply implementing commonsense policies in the best interest of America and her citizens who elected him. So why is the American left responding with such unprecedented vitriol and bold, treasonous obstructionism? πŸŒΎ
  5. (4/11/2017) Say, just how badly do all them libby lib egg-head sycology poindexters misunderestimate the true genus of conservative thougt hmmm? Let's ask American Thinker gmu{{}}βš—
  6. (4/12/2017) The more they look at Trump, the more they see an independent patriot Template:Oc2.2πŸͺ
  7. (4/18/2017) What it looks like is that four of our allies were spying on the Trump campaign, either at the direct request or implied desire of the Obama administration Template:Oc1.2

The FederalistEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) You know that whole "the Bible says the unemployed shouldn't be allowed to eat" thing? Yeah, about that. Bonus: WaPo edits the hit piece without admitting their errors. Tag is for WaPo πŸ‘πŸ“°

Investor's Business DailyEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Gender pay gap? What about the workplace death gap that nobody talks about? β‰ 
  2. (4/18/2017) Oops. The Huffington Post accidentally destroys the 'Tax Fairness' argument πŸŒΎ

Los Angeles TimesEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) 3 Things to learn about Devin Nunes: 1. It's pronounced New-nes 2. He sucks at lying 3. OMG look at that high school photo πŸŒ…

Regnery PublishingEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Publisher who embraces the philosophy that no barrel needs to have a bottom picks up rights to disgraced rightwing troll Yolo Minneapolis' book Template:Rwcell

Washington Free BeaconEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) The gender pay gap is definitely real, at least if you work for Senator Warren 

Thomas FriedmanEdit

columnist, NY Times

  1. (4/7/2017) Thomas Friedman comes out from the NY Times paywall to assure us that the next six months will determine whether we can get a decent outcome out of Syria 

Jim MichaelsEdit

former Marine infantry officer, military writer for USA TODAY

  1. (4/8/2017) It's official, Donald Trump's bromance with Vladimir Putin is history πŸ˜πŸ†

Washington PostEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Let's check the facts on Susan Rice's bogus claim that President Obama got Syria to "verifiably give up its chemical weapons stockpile", shall we? βš›

Charles KrauthammerEdit

dug up from the Washington Post archives

  1. (414/2017) Let's take a trip in the time machine back to 1997 to see how conservative columnists covered allegations that China funneled money to the Clintons 

American SpectatorEdit

Jeffrey LordEdit

contributing editor, associate political director under Reagan, assisted in judicial nomination process for several nominees, including Robert Bork for SCOTUS

  1. (4/6/2017) Jeffrey Lord tries to invent new conspiracy theory over Susan Rice, forcing Anderson Cooper to hold back gales of laughter even as the alien whose forehead grew like a mighty oak kept pressing on with his insanity Template:Oc4.1
  2. (4/13/2017) Jeffrey Lord calls Trump 'the Martin Luther King of health care,' because hostage taking and screwing the poor are the things that defined this great civil rights leader β‰ 
  3. (4/18/2017) Even the mighty oak can be chopped down as Jeffrey Lord learned while trying to defend Trump's tax dodging, getting put in his place by a former aide to Clinton ?Am I president of the United States, Jeffrey? That?s the dumbest question I?ve ever heard anybody ask on television. You call yourself a political commentator and you ask a stupid question like that, Jeffrey? You should be focused on what President Trump is not doing, not what I am not doing ? That?s ridiculous.?

The AtlanticEdit

Caitlin FlanaganEdit

  1. (4/19/2017) Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah Template:Snow❔

Andrew SullivanEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Liberal's favorite conservative columnist calls Black people lazy and shiftless, unlike those hard working Asians. Oh lawds Andrew Sullivan's article in New York MagazineTemplate:Wfbuck

Crown/ArchetypeEdit

  1. (4/20/2017) Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The HillTemplate:Shill
    1. (4/21/2017) The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores Template:Shill
    2. (4/25/2017) New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open Template:Shill
    3. (4/27/2017) This is fine Template:Shill

Robert TracinskiEdit

senior writer, The Federalist

  1. (4/24/2017) Carl Sagan ruined science sci{{}}

Associated PressEdit

  1. (4/23/2017) Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it Template:Aspd
    1. (4/24/2017) Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down" πŸ“°


PersonalitiesEdit

Scott AdamsEdit

artist, visionary behind Dilbert cartoon

  1. (4/20/2017) Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again 

Tim AllenEdit

1990's TV wasbeen

Julian AssangeEdit

founder, WikiLeaks

Andre BauerEdit

pundit, former Lt.Governor, (R SC)

Pat BuchananEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Sack of hate potatoes Pat Buchanan calls Vladimir Putin "godly," says the Russian/US President will fight "self-indulgent secularism" 

Tucker CarlsonEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson angrily confronts guest who pointed out he is nothing more than a smokescreen salesman for Trump 

Ann CoulterEdit

  1. (4/7/2017) "Seattle wouldn't be worth saving in a nuclear attack," Tweeted Baba Yaga to her legion of followers, sparking outrage 
  2. (4/20/2017) Baba Yaga is bringing her walking hut to Berkeley to troll liberal protestors. Because she's just that committed to attention whor, erm, free speech 
  3. (4/19/2017) In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent πŸ’₯πŸ‘Œ
  4. (4/21/2017) UC Berkley changes course to allow fiery Quidditch dragon of hate Ann Coulter to stomp all over her eggs in public 
  5. (4/23/2017) Saying Ann Coulter shouldn't be allowed to speak is "a sign of intellectual weakness," says intellectually weak Bernie Sanders Template:1st
  6. (4/26/2017) Ann Coulter: It's a sad day for free speech when I don't get paid for it Template:Aw
    1. (4/27/2017) Hey Berkeley, when the ACLU sides with Ann Coulter over you, maybe you should take a step back and reconsider what you really stand for Template:1st

Duck DynastyEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) After 11 seasons, 'Duck Dynasty' sounds last call πŸ“ΊπŸƒ

Matt DrudgeEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings "Macron. Flying cars. Maddow #1 in TV news. Welcome to hell."[2]πŸ‘

Newt GingrichEdit

former Speaker of the House

former Governor Mike Huckabee (R AR)Edit

  1. (4/21/2017) Oh, dear, he really was trying to be funny πŸŒ…

Alex JonesEdit

"journalist"

  1. (4/4/2017) "I'm not against gay people," Alex Jones says in the video, before launching into a profanity-laced anti-gay diatribe 
  2. (4/5/2017) Sandy Hook school board asks Donald Trump to denounce truthers that claim the attack never happened, or was a false flag operation, particularly his long time ally, Alex Jones. Trump: crickets πŸ™ˆ
  3. (4/7/2017) Hate buffet Alex Jones leaps to Trump's defense, says Jared and Ivanka are "enemies of the Republic," blaming them for the Syria strike and "everything wrong" with the Trump administration πŸ‘‰
  4. (4/17/2017) Hate buffet of conspiracy theories Alex Jones is just "playing a character," claims his attorney, who tried to defend his client's bigotry in a custody hearing over his three children attorney, Randall WilhiteTemplate:Act
  5. (4/19/2017) Wait...Alex Jones is an actor? Actually, he's not the only one. See how much the rest of the right-wing blowhards believe their own shtick, according to fill-in right wing blowhard 
  6. (4/20/2017) Doctor claims hate buffet Alex Jones is not an asshole; he just has narcissistic personality disorder Template:Apol
  7. (4/18/2017) Ever seen a picture of Alex Jones? He often strips naked to show an example of super male virility 
  8. (4/19/2017) Alex Jones' ex-wife's lawyer says Jones forgot about his kids because he 'had a big bowl of chili for lunch.' To be fair, recharging is an important task when your whole job consists of blowing hot air out of your ass 
  9. (4/20/2017) One of Trump's most trusted sources now says that his weed is too strong and it's George Soros' fault 
  10. (4/21/2017) You mean like how you asked for your listeners to be respectful and understanding of the Sandy Hook victims? πŸ‘Template:SnowTemplate:Hypo
  11. (4/24/2017) It's the gift that keeps on giving nightmare fuel: in divorce proceedings, Alex Jones claims that by the age of 16 "I'd already had over 150 women" Template:Trainw
  12. (4/25/2017) You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it Chobani LLC v. Jones, CV42-17-1659, District Court for the Fifth Judicial District of the State of Idaho (Twin Falls)Template:Ref
  13. (4/27/2017) Hate buffet and unhinged conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is convinced George Soros took control of 183 new entities this year and his InfoWars viewers believe it. No word if Jones thinks his wife and kids are under Soros's control 

Rick JoynerEdit

author, head of MorningStar Ministries

  1. (4/4/2017) Democrats are having "panic attacks" because their "unbelievable corruption is being uncovered by Trump." Um, okay πŸ‡¨
  2. (4/13/2017) Rick Joyner doesn't know why people get "worked up" over the fact Putin has "knocked off" a few people 
  3. (4/19/2017) Trump's "destiny" is to subdue "ungodly" unchristian nations in order to allow for the spreading of Christianity 

Sarah PalinEdit

celebrity, half-term governor

  1. (4/20/2017) The cast of "Dumber & Dumber 3" visits the White House Template:Weak
    1. (4/20/2017) Dear God, it's the gathering of the Trumpalos Template:Weak
    2. (4/21/2017) Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity β‰ Template:Aw
    3. (4/21/2017) Obama photographer perfectly shames classless yokel hillbillies. Which, I mean, if you really think about it, is about as difficult as putting on your shoes. But, this is where we are as a nation https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHmS9AFk21Template:Gohigh
  2. (4/20/2017) Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase Template:AwTemplate:Coopt
  3. (4/20/2017) Sarah Palin isn't saying it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox, but it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox. Well actually her not willing to be subjected to harassment, totes the reason, but she ain't a victim that stuck around for $ Template:Aw
  4. (4/21/2017) Joe Scaroborough back on the Palin train Template:BlessTemplate:Aw

Kid RockEdit

Latter-Day Ted Nugent

  1. (4/20/2017) The cast of "Dumber & Dumber 3" visits the White House Template:Weak
    1. (4/20/2017) Dear God, it's the gathering of the Trumpalos Template:Weak
    2. (4/21/2017) Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity β‰ Template:Aw
    3. (4/21/2017) Obama photographer perfectly shames classless yokel hillbillies. Which, I mean, if you really think about it, is about as difficult as putting on your shoes. But, this is where we are as a nation https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHmS9AFk21Template:Gohigh

Ted NugentEdit

washed-up Kid Rock

  1. (4/20/2017) The cast of "Dumber & Dumber 3" visits the White House Template:Weak
    1. (4/20/2017) Dear God, it's the gathering of the Trumpalos Template:Weak
    2. (4/21/2017) Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity β‰ Template:Aw
    3. (4/21/2017) Obama photographer perfectly shames classless yokel hillbillies. Which, I mean, if you really think about it, is about as difficult as putting on your shoes. But, this is where we are as a nation https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHmS9AFk21Template:Gohigh


Harvey LevinEdit

founder, TMZ

Corey LewandowskiEdit

former campaign chief, current lobbyist

Rush LimbaughEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump had dinner at the White House last week with Rush Limbaugh and his wife, and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro. But everyone should be just as cool with this as they were with Obama's private dinners with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann 

former Governor Pat McCrory (R NC)Edit

The Honorable Governor Bathroom

Wayne MerryEdit

senior fellow, American Foreign Policy Council

Stephen MooreEdit

President, Club for Growth

Bill O'ReillyEdit

Godfather of the Spin Zone

  1. (4/5/2017) As Bill O'Reilly begins to rack up Cosby-like numbers, now is of course the perfect time for the Grabber-In-Chief to stand by his fellow "good person" πŸ‘™πŸ“’Template:Loya
  2. (4/5/2017) 31 ... 32 ... 33. 33 advertisers have now pulled advertising from The O'Reilly Factor. Ah ah ah ah Template:BoycπŸ‘™πŸ“’
    1. (4/7/2017) O'Reilly's Thursday show played the same 7 commercials on repeat. For anyone under 25, a commercial was like those things that play before a YouTube video, except longer and unskippable Template:ShowTemplate:Boyc
  3. (4/6/2017) Trump spits in the faces of conservative women. No word if this is before or after he grabs them by the pussy πŸ“’
  4. (4/10/2017) After the latest round of sexual harassment allegations, Bill O'Reilly's ratings have soared. Can't explain that πŸ“’πŸ‘™
  5. (4/13/2017) "Bill O'Reilly. Good Catholic?" A discussion of hypocrisy as it is practiced on America's favorite network for alternative news πŸ“’Template:Relig
  6. (4/19/2017) O'Reillexit Template:RetireπŸ“’
    1. (4/19/2017) Bill O'Reilly has left Fox News to spend more time with your wife πŸ“’Template:Retire
  7. (4/19/2017) After being fired from Fox News due to allegations of sexual harrassment, Bill O'Reilly decides to head to Vatican City and grab the Pope Template:PopeπŸ“’
  8. (4/20/2017) Keith Olbermann says he always knew Bill O'Reilly was a menace πŸ“’πŸ‘™
  9. (4/21/2017) Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis" 
  10. (4/21/2017) Revisiting Bill O'Reilly's novel about a newsman's revenge murder spree after losing a high-profile TV job πŸ“’
  11. (4/21/2017) Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that "Hot Choclare[sic] used to be a compliment on your looks today it is called sexual harassment"; ?If women are going to wear low cut dresses that show cleavage don?t be harassed when we men look"Template:SombfaπŸ“’
  12. (4/22/2017) "The firing of Bill O'Reilly was a modern-day lynching" πŸ‘πŸ“’
  13. (4/25/2017) Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home Template:BoycπŸ“’

Wayne Allyn RootEdit

Homophobe

Tomi LahrenEdit

former potential FOX spokesmodel

  1. (4/8/2017) Time to grab a big ol' bucket of popcorn - this is gonna get good Lahren is suing Beck, The Blaze alleging wrongful termination over "pro-choice" comments
  2. (4/17/2017) When Glenn Beck gets into a high profile war of words with another political "celebrity," and HE comes across as the sane and rational one? We are truly living in the darkest timeline 
  3. (4/19/2017) Tomi Lahren fails so hard it's made her a success πŸŒ…
    1. {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565414|Judge allows Tomi Lahren's legal team to get to the bottom of the mystery of which cheeky Blaze staffer revealed Lahren's butt warming pad demands to The Daily Caller

Glenn BeckEdit

  1. (4/8/2017) Time to grab a big ol' bucket of popcorn - this is gonna get good Lahren is suing Beck, The Blaze alleging wrongful termination over "pro-choice" comments
  2. (4/17/2017) When Glenn Beck gets into a high profile war of words with another political "celebrity," and HE comes across as the sane and rational one? We are truly living in the darkest timeline 
    1. {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565414|Judge allows Tomi Lahren's legal team to get to the bottom of the mystery of which cheeky Blaze staffer revealed Lahren's butt warming pad demands to The Daily Caller


MiscellaneousEdit

Lance WallnauEdit

somebody has to know who he is

  1. (4/11/2017) Liberal witches worldwide are binding Trump with Satanic curses. Look what they've already done to Bannon 
    1. (4/19/2017) Trump's "destiny" is to subdue "ungodly" unchristian nations in order to allow for the spreading of Christianity 
  2. (4/18/2017) Did you know Trump was anointed by God himself to subdue all nations threatening God's purposes? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS 

various news outletsEdit

Conservative media

  1. (4/3/2017) Right-wing trolls have turned on one another and are now attacking Team Trump 

American Pastors NetworkEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) The American Pastors Network says the "religious left and progressives" cannot be true Christians πŸ˜ˆ

Cause of ActionEdit

Center for Medical ProgressEdit

David DaleidenEdit

videographer the Center for Medical Progress

Sandra MerrittEdit

videographer the Center for Medical Progress

Heartland InstituteEdit

right-wing think tank, receives funding from Exxon-Mobil and Koch Brothers

Marillyn HewsonEdit

CEO, Lockheed Martin

Judicial WatchEdit

Citizens for Self Governance (John Hancock Committee for the States)Edit

  1. (4/5/2017) Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it πŸ‡»

Home School Legal Defense Association (HSLDA)Edit

  1. (4/5/2017) Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it πŸ‡»

Koch BrothersEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it πŸ‡»

ALECEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it πŸ‡»

RasmussenEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Trump divides by zero and pins a retweet of a Drudge Report tweet touting Rasmussen's biased poll showing his approval at 50% 

Robert MaginnisEdit

senior fellow, Family Research Council

  1. (4/20/2017) The real reason there's so much political corruption in D.C.? Too many witches and gays 

Palmer LuckeyEdit

co-founded the virtual-reality company Oculus, helped underwrite Nimble America, which shitposted memes attacking Hillary Clinton

  1. (4/20/2017) Meet the right-wing "shiatposting" tech bro that gave Trump $100,000 for his inauguration Palmer Luckey

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