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Here are some of the nicknames for the 45th* President of the United States

Please note:
Minor changes were made in spelling and capitalization. Links for the nicknames created by FARKers are hidden in an attempt to follow FARK posting rules.
Links which are provided are to the earliest known use. Unfortunately, not all nicknames are included. You are welcome to add any that are missing.

ContestEdit

Please note: This contest is closed.

  1. I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be

EponymsEdit

  1. Theory of Trumpitivity
  2. trumpian
  3. Trumparrhea
  4. Trumplomacy (BBC)
  5. Trumping
    when a white man takes credit for the work of a black man[1]
  6. Trumptown ("it's Trumptown, Jake")
  7. Betrumped ("I still doubt the GOP will admit that Russia betrumped us")
  8. Trumpism[2]
  9. Trumpaganda
  10. Trump Effect[3]
  11. Trumpworld (Matthew Nussbaum, Politico)
  12. Glentrumppich (a Scotch, "Smoky with a hint of dick. Aged two years in gilded oak barrels, to give it a slight orange hue.")
  13. Trumpertantrum
  14. Trumponomics[4]

Outside of FARKEdit

alphabetized by creator's name

  1. King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
  2. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  3. Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
  4. Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
  5. Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee rearranging descriptions from text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
  6. Short-Fingered Vulgarian (former Spy magazine writers Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
  7. Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)
  8. Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
  9. President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
  10. Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
  11. Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
  12. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  13. Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
  14. Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
  15. Deferment Donny (Louis M, Twitter)
  16. President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
  17. Lord Dampnut (Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
  18. Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)# Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
  19. Strangler of Peace (North Korea)
  20. Dotard (North Korea)
  21. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  22. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  23. the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
  24. A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
  25. Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
  26. Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson, 69th US Secretary of State)
  27. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS (Unnamed protester)
  28. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(Urban Dictionary)
  29. President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
  30. Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)

Of Scottish OriginEdit

  1. tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon @MetalOllie via Twitter
  2. Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
  3. The Great People of Scotland (via Twitter and Buzzfeed and video form) created the following names for America's 45th President:
    1. Custard-flavoured jobby
    2. Leather-faced piss jar
    3. Mangled apricot hellbeast
    4. Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper
    5. Glaikit heidbanger
    6. Toupéd fucktrumpet
    7. Knuckle-brained fart lozenge
    8. Blinkered plum
    9. Huffy wee fuckin bampot
    10. Utter cockwomble
    11. Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain
    12. Rug wearing thunder nugget
    13. Fuckin walloper
    14. Uncooked pastry
    15. Hamster heedit bampot
    16. Fuck-knuckle
    17. Rotten orange fucknut
    18. Onion-eyed flap dragon
    19. Wee orange rodent
    20. Mop-headed fud
    21. Cock juggling thundercunt
    22. Witless fucking cocksplat
    23. Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet
    24. Shitstick fuckface

From FARK HeadlinesEdit

alphabetized

  1. Asshole[5]
  2. The Big Cheeto[6]
  3. Bizarro Jesus[7]
  4. Colossal Dick[8]
  5. Comrade Trump[9]
  6. The Curmudgeon in Chief[10]
  7. Daft Trump[11]
  8. Deranged Pumpkin[12]
  9. DIQ[13]
  10. Don IQuixote[14]
  11. Donatello Orangello[15]
  12. Donnie 2spurs[16]
  13. Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands[17]
  14. Donny IQ[18]
  15. DOOFUS[19]
  16. Dynomutt[20]
  17. Emperor Hirocheeto[21]
  18. Fatty Two Scoops[22]
  19. Fifth Grade Bully[23]
  20. the Golden One[24]
  21. The Guy Tweeting From The Oval Bathroom[25]
  22. Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department[26]
  23. His Orangeness[27]
  24. Hypocritical Orange Fark[28]
  25. Least Popular President EVER[29]
  26. Lil' Donny Two Scoops[30]
  27. The Litigious Orange[31]
  28. Little Trumpy[32]
  29. Lying Sack of Shiat[33]
  30. Moron-in-Chief[34]
  31. Orange Clown[35]
  32. Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon[36]
  33. Orange Nero[37]
  34. Orange Sphincter[38]
  35. Orange Twitler[39]
  36. Papaya Pol Pot[40]
  37. POTUS Fat Kid[41]
  38. President Ahab [42]
  39. President Cheetolicious[43]
  40. President Dunning J. Kruger[44]
  41. President Emotional Problems[45]
  42. President Grubby Hands[46]
  43. President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)[47]
  44. President Looneytunes Q. Bananas[48]
  45. President Sweet Potato[49]
  46. President Tone Deaf[50]
  47. Pumpkin Spice Yambag[51]
  48. Putin's Little Clementine[52]
  49. Tangelo Terror[53]
  50. Tangerine[54]
  51. Toddler in Chief[55]
  52. Twitter Troll[56]
  53. Twitterer-In-Chief[57]
  54. Sideshow Don[58]
  55. Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos[59]
  56. U.S.S. Trumptanic[60]
  57. WTF in Chief[61]

Old, Feeble-mindedEdit

  1. Spongebrained Tangerine
  2. Geriatric Oompa Loompa
  3. Dotard (North Korea)
  4. Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
  5. Diaper Don
  6. The Golden Goiter
  7. Grumpf
  8. Grumps
  9. Dazed Donnie
  10. Dotard Rump

DiseasedEdit

physical, not mental health

  1. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (Vincente Fox, former President of Mexico)
  2. Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
  3. Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
  4. syphilenteia don trumpidouche
  5. Dongmold

DangerousEdit

  1. Tangerine Nightmare
  2. Mango Tinted Terror
  3. Orange Menace
  4. Fanta Menace
  5. Orange Death
  6. Strangler of Peace (North Korea[62])
  7. Walking Diplomacy Nightmare
  8. Donnie Category 5
  9. The Dynamite Orange
  10. Tangelo Terror[63]
  11. Trumpertantrum

Nazi SympathizerEdit

  1. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS[64]
  2. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  3. Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
  4. Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
  5. Grand Wizard POTUS
  6. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  7. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon

Plant-relatedEdit

fruit, root vegetable, or other miscellaneous organic matter that isn't an orange

  1. Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
  2. Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos[65]
  3. Tangerine Nightmare
  4. Mango Tinted Terror
  5. Baby Carrot
  6. Potato With Butthole Lips
  7. Mango-in-Chief
  8. the Great Pumpkin
  9. The Bog Yam
  10. Comrade Yam
  11. Angry Tangerine
  12. PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
  13. Spongebrained Tangerine
  14. Tangelo-faced Fuckmuppet
  15. Tangerine Twitterer
  16. Papaya Pol Pot[66]
  17. Tangerine Tinted Turd
  18. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  19. Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
  20. Apricot Pol Pot
  21. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  22. Tangerine Traitor
  23. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  24. Pumpkin Spice Yambag[67]
  25. Deranged Pumpkin[68]
  26. President Sweet Potato[69]
  27. Tangerine[70]
  28. Mango-headed Not-A-Politician god
  29. Manchurian Canteloupe
  30. Apricot Shitbag

Related to physical attributesEdit

Tiny Hands, PenisEdit

  1. Short-Fingered Vulgarian (Spy magazine's Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
  2. Lord Marmalade von Babyhands
  3. Orangy McHamsterhands
  4. Grabby McSmallhands
  5. President Babydick
  6. Mr. Micropenis
  7. President Tinyhands
  8. Baby Carrot
  9. Baby Dick Duvalier
  10. Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands[71]
  11. Donnie Littlefinger
  12. Ol' Two-Scoops McSmallDingus
  13. Tiny D.

FatEdit

  1. POTUS Fat Kid[72]
  2. Blotus Bonespur
  3. Buttcheeks McCheeto
  4. Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
  5. Obese Carnival Huckster
  6. President Fatass
  7. Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
  8. Fat Dick Dastardly
  9. Fatty Two Scoops[73]
  10. Heifer Von Gout
  11. Donnie Two Chins (alternate spelling: Donny2Chins)
  12. Dumpy Don
  13. Fleshlight Neck
  14. Fat Man
  15. Pathetic, Bloated Man-Beast

Toupee-basedEdit

  1. Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
  2. Hairsprayed Huckster
  3. Corporal Combover
  4. Hair Hitler
  5. Hair Furor
  6. Kommander Combover
  7. Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
  8. Orangie McCombover
  9. The Talking Combover

Orange, Orange SkinEdit

  1. Orangeman
  2. Bloviating Orange Moron
  3. Spray Tan Enthusiast
  4. Orange Shitgibbon
  5. Geriatric Oompa Loompa
  6. Orange Menace
  7. Fanta Menace
  8. The OrangeChild
  9. Naranja Cheeto
  10. RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
  11. Orange Asshole
  12. Orange Death
  13. His Orangeness
  14. Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon[74]
  15. Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
  16. The Great Orange One
  17.  Your Orangeness
  18. Mr Orange Dump
  19. The Orange Cockroach
  20. Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)
  21. His Orangeness[75]
  22. Orange Dufus
  23. Orange POS
  24. Orange Nutsack
  25. Hypocritical Orange Fark[76]
  26. Orange Hued Vulgarian
  27. Donatello Orangello[77]
  28. the Orange Doody
  29. The Orange Albatross
  30. Orange Dump
  31. Herr Orangeness
  32. Orange Clown[78]
  33. Orange Toad
  34. Ginger-Faced Twat Crumpet
  35. Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch
  36. Mr Orange Dump
  37. Orange Twitler[79]
  38. Orange POS
  39. 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
  40. Orange Sphincter[80]
  41. Orange God Emperor
  42. Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
  43. The Orange Calf
  44. Orange God Emperor
  45. His Orangeness[81]
  46. Herr Orangeness
  47. Orange Barking Ignoramus
  48. Orange Foolious
  49. Orange Clown[82]
  50. Orange Nutsack
  51. The Dynamite Orange
  52. Fuq A'L'Orange
  53. Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
  54. Orange Bloviator
  55. Orange Lumpkin
  56. Orange Messiah
  57. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon

Thin-skinnedEdit

  1. Trumplethinskin
  2. Thin-Skinned Manbaby
  3. Donnie Category 5
  4. The Dynamite Orange
  5. The Litigious Orange[83]
  6. Tangelo Terror[84]
  7. Hypocritical Orange Fark[85]
  8. Meth Nixon
  9. Trumpertantrum
  10. Angry Tangerine

Butt-mouthedEdit

  1. Potato With Butthole Lips
  2. Puckered, Frothy Face-Anus

Immature, Childish CharacterEdit

  1. Toddler In Chief
  2. Crybaby in Chief
  3. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  4. Little Trumpy[86]
  5. POTUS Fat Kid[87]
  6. Lil' Donny Two Scoops[88]
    1. Fat Donnie Two Scoops
    2. President Raisin Bran
  7. Baby Donald
  8. Fifth Grade Bully[89]
  9. Donnieboy
  10. Baby Donald
  11. President Toddler
  12. Heffalump in Chief
  13. President Tittybaby

Traitor relatedEdit

  1. Quisling From Queens
  2. Traitor in ChiefTM
  3. Comrade Trump[90]
  4. Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
  5. Herr Collaboratorski Drumpf
  6. Trump the Traitor
  7. Super Trumpski
  8. Tangerine Traitor

AuthoritarianEdit

PoliticalEdit

  1. Orange Hitler
  2. Trumpenführer
  3. Gropinführer (alternate spelling: # Gropenfuhrer)
  4. Flim Flam Führer
  5. President Joffrey
  6. Orange Joffrey
  7. Fecal Fingered Caligula
  8. Orange Mugabe
  9. Marmalade Mussulini
  10. Boss Tweet
  11. Kim Jong Trump
  12. Adolf Twitler
  13. Obertrumpenführer
  14. Tangerine Tyrant
  15. Mohamed bin Trump
  16. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS[91]
  17. Baron Trumpkonnen
  18. Gawd Empruh Donnie
  19. Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
  20. Generalissimo Know-It-All
  21. Lord Dampnut(Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
  22. Herr Twitler
  23. King CheeWee
  24. Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
  25. Baby Dick Duvalier
  26. Fake President
  27. President hypocrite
  28. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(UrbanDictionary.com)
  29. Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
  30. King Trump the Paranoid
  31. Adolf the Obese
  32. Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
  33. Trumpwaffe
  34. Orange Death
  35. kommander combover
  36. King Cheetos
  37. POTUS Fat Kid[92]
  38. Orange Nero[93]
  39. The Daily Mail of Presidents
  40. The Trump Steaks of Presidents
  41. 45*
  42. President Baby
  43. President Manbaby
  44. President Dicktits
  45. President Manchild
  46. President Ahab [94]
  47. President Stupid
  48. Predisent MegaAsshole
  49. President Polymath
  50. Predisent Hyperbole
  51. Presidunce
  52. President D.J. Hufnpuf
  53. President Fuckface
  54. President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)[95]
  55. Least Popular President EVER[96]
  56. President Bonehead
  57. President Highbulp
  58. President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
  59. President Gullible
  60. President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
  61. President Caddyshack
  62. President Fatass
  63. Stigginit President
  64. President Fuck-all
  65. President Sweet Potato[97]
  66. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  67. Mango-in-Chief
  68. Fuckface in Chief
  69. The Curmudgeon in Chief[98]
  70. Twitterer-In-Chief[99]
  71. Demander-in-Chief
  72. Crybaby in Chief
  73. Commander-in-Thief
  74. Moron-in-Chief[100]
  75. Toddler in Chief[101]
  76. The Teleprompter Of The United States
  77. COITUS (Conflict Of Interest of The United States)
  78. POTUS Tan-Gerine
  79. Grand Wizard POTUS
  80. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  81. The King
  82. King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
  83. King Dope
  84. The King of Empty Promises
  85. Mad King Two Scoops
  86. Shit Midas
  87. King Donald I
  88. Emperor Maximus Imbecilus
  89. Prince of Lies
  90. Naranja Nero
  91. Orange God Emperor
  92. Habanero Hitler
  93. Grand Poobah Trump
  94. Apricot Pol Pot
  95. Time Cube President
  96. President Toddler
  97. President Tone Deaf[102]
  98. Fuckface in Chief
  99. Heffalump in Chief
  100. Hair-o-cheeto
  101. El Douchey
  102. President Murdoch
  103. President Tittybaby

Political +CheetoEdit

  1. Cheeto Benito
  2. Cheetolini
  3. King Cheeto
  4. Commander in Cheeto
  5. Cheeto Guevera
  6. Benito Cheetolini
  7. Cheeto Hitler
  8. Marshal Cheeto
  9. President Cheeto Pedo
  10. Emperor Hirocheeto[103]

Non-politicalEdit

  1. President Daddy
  2. Father Trump
  3. President Abusive Dad 
  4. Cult 45

PuppetEdit

  1. Putin's Cock Holster
  2. President Asterisk
  3. Cut and Paste Presidency
  4. So-called President
  5. Donny the Scapegoat
  6. Surrogate President Trump
  7. Trumpovich
  8. Comrade Pissbaby
  9. Putin's Little Clementine[104]
  10. Donny Moscow
  11. Manchurian Canteloupe
  12. Red Don
  13. Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)

Draft-dodgingEdit

  1. Draft Dodging Donny
  2. Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
  3. Donny Daddy Deferment
  4. Draft Dodging Cheezestain
  5. Donnie 2spurs[105]
  6. Donny Bone-spurs (alternate spelling: Donnie Bone Spurs)
  7. Deferment Donny (Louis M from Twitter)
  8. Blotus Bonespur

Cheeto-basedEdit

  1. Despot Cheeto ( ties in with Despacito by Justin Bieber Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi )
  2. Cheeto Supreme
  3. Naranja Cheeto
  4. President Cheetolicious[106]
  5. Zaphod Cheetobrox
  6. The Big Cheeto[107]
  7. Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
  8. Tweeto the Cheeto
  9. Cheeto McFuckFace
  10. Buttcheeks McCheeto
  11. Commander of Cheetos
  12. Cheetozilla
  13. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  14. Cheetorus Rex
  15. Hair-o-cheeto
  16. Cheeto McLeopardson
  17. god emperor cheeto

Urine-basedEdit

  1. The Piss King
  2. President Peepee
  3. President Pissbaby
  4. Comrade Pissbaby
  5. Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch

Ass or Fecal-basedEdit

  1. Fecal Fingered Caligula
  2. Mr Orange Dump
  3. the Orange Doody
  4. Tangerine Tinted Turd
  5. Orange POS
  6. Diaper Don
  7. Dipshiat Don
  8. Lying Sack of Shiat[108]
  9. 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
  10. Shit Midas
  11. Guanopsychotic Asshole
  12. Shitty Real Estate Con Man
  13. Orange Dump
  14. Donnie Shitstick
  15. Feral Shouting Meatball
  16. "Heap Big Shit Pile"
  17. Orange sphincter[109]
  18. Buttcheeks McCheeto
  19. Diaper Don
  20. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
  21. Rumpledtaintskin
  22. Rump

CriminalEdit

GeneralEdit

  1. Trump's Golden Corral of Corruption

GriftingEdit

  1. Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)
  2. The Golden Slob
  3. Obese Carnival Huckster
  4. Shitty Real Estate Con Man
  5. Somewhat More Successful Version Of Kevin Trudeau
  6. Sideshow Don[110]

Sexual PredatorEdit

  1. Gropinführer (alternate spelling: Gropenfuhrer)
  2. President Grubby Hands[111]
  3. Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
  4. President Cheeto Pedo
  5. Tyrannical Daughter-Creeper
  6. Donny Rapes-A-Lot
  7. Pussy Grabber von Fucktard
  8. Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
  9. Head Baby Rapist

Related to IncompetenceEdit

  1. President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
  2. ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS 
  3. our national disgrace
  4. SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
  5. Tweetie
  6. Donny Least
  7. President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat 
  8. President Gish Gallop
  9. El Payaso
  10. Trumpwit
  11. President Shiat-for-Brains 
  12. idiot racist reality TV clown
  13. The guy tweeting from the Oval Bathroom[112]
  14. Zaphod Cheetobrox
  15. Alt-President Moneybags
  16. deaf, dumb, decrepit, shouty orangeling
  17. Donny Jar Jar
  18. puffed-up Windbeutel
  19. Donald the Unready
  20. U.S.S. Trumptanic[113]
  21. President Dunning-Kruger 
  22. Dolt 45
  23. Drumpfrey Blowhard
  24. President Trainwreck
  25. Trumperdorf
  26. President Jellyman
  27. Tweaker Tweeter
  28. Thalidomide Thumbs
  29. The Commander in Cheet
  30. Daffy Drumpf
  31. L. Don Blubbard
  32. WTF in Chief[114]
  33. Daft Trump[115]
  34. Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
  35. the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
  36. Don the Con
  37. Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
  38. Bloviated Blowhard
  39. President Dipshiat
  40. President Dunning J. Kruger[116]
  41. His Accidency
  42. F*ckboi 45
  43. Tweetledumbass
  44. [President] Bedpan
  45. President Dickbag
  46. His Feculency
  47. Fuckface Von Clownstick
  48. Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
  49. Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
  50. Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
  51. Lying Sack of Shit[117]
  52. The Golfer in Bedminster
  53. [two emojis: an orange, and poop]
  54. Orange Barking Ignoramus
  55. Weathervane (or Compass) of Stupid
  56. Passive Onlooker in His Own Presidency
  57. Orange Foolious
  58. Furniture Pooping Orangutan
  59. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  60. Semi-Sentient Merkin
  61. Drumpftoad
  62. The Toad
  63. Tyrannosaurus Rumpus (T-Rump)
  64. Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
  65. Orange Clown[118]
  66. Sideshow Don[119]
  67. RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
  68. Bloviating Orange Moron
  69. Orange Nutsack
  70. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  71. Rump
  72. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  73. DOOFUS[120]
  74. Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson)
  75. Dipshiat Don
  76. The Jackaninnie
  77. Nostradumbass
  78. A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
  79. Don IQuixote[121]
  80. Donny IQ[122]
  81. DIQ[123]
  82. Photard
  83. Donny Dumbass
  84. His Limpness
  85. Clever Donald
  86. Fuq A'L'Orange
  87. Orange Bloviator
  88. Orange Lumpkin
  89. President Tone Deaf[124]
  90. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon
  91. Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee jumbling text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
  92. Fuckface in Chief
  93. Verbal Slot Machine
  94. Time Cube President
  95. Animatrump
  96. Malfunctioning Donnie
  97. Golden Idjit
  98. Heffalump in Chief
  99. Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department[125]

Related to Mental InstabilityEdit

GeneralEdit

  1. President Emotional Problems[126]
  2. Spongebrained Tangerine
  3. King Trump the Paranoid
  4. President Looneytunes Q. Bananas[127]
  5. Deranged Pumpkin[128]
  6. Don IQuixote[129]

Delusions of WealthEdit

  1. Little Lord Trumpleroy
  2. Self-Described Billionaire
  3. Alt-President Moneybags
  4. Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
  5. The Golden Goiter

Personality DisorderEdit

Anti-social, narcissist, etc

  1. Gramma Killer
  2. Depraved Heart President
  3. NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)
  4. Asshole-in-chief
  5. Stochastic Terrorist in Chief
  6. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  7. Orange Asshole
  8. Guanopsychotic Asshole
  9. Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
  10. Donnie Dickbag
  11. Predisent MegaAsshole
  12. Colossal Dick[130]
  13. A Field Of Millions Of Dicks
  14. Asshole[131]
  15. Fifth Grade Bully[132]
  16. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd

Addictive PersonalityEdit

  1. Tweaker Tweeter

Twitter-relatedEdit

  1. Adolf Twitler
  2. Herr Twitler
  3. Tangerine Twitterer
  4. Tweaker Tweeter
  5. Thalidomide Thumbs
  6. The Twat That Twits
  7. Twitterer-In-Chief[133]
  8. Tweeto the Cheeto
  9. Orange Twitler[134]
  10. Twitter Troll[135]
  11. A Cunt on Twitter
  12. The Tweetinator
  13. Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)

CultEdit

  1. President Business
  2. The Rev. Dr. Trump
  3. The 45th President of the United States, "Super Genius"
  4. Donny Two-Corinthians
  5. The Orange Calf
  6. Orange God Emperor
  7. the Golden One[136]
  8. St. Trump
  9. His Orangeness[137]
  10. Herr Orangeness
  11. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
  12. King of the Hillbillies
  13. Trash from Queens
  14. Orange Messiah
  15. Bizarro Jesus[138]
  16. Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)

Miscellaneous, otherEdit

  1. Donnie Disaster
  2. Deadbeat Donnie
  3. Dynamite Shitgibbon
  4. Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
  5. Veruca Salt
  6. douchebag Donnie
  7. High Lord Douchebag
  8. Chicken Nugger
  9. Donnie Dildo
  10. That Thing
  11. Dynomutt[139]
  12. 2P Donny
  13. Commander Blop
  14. Donnie Deadbeat
  15. Frankenslob
  16. Don Donald
  17. Illegitimate Leader Trump
  18. Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)
  19. Trumpy
  20. It[140]
  21. Knuckle-dragging shit stick

New, UncategorizedEdit

Numbers, SymbolsEdit

  1. The #1 Idiot Fuckface of the United States of America
  2. 7-Year-Old-in-Chief
  3. 44 1/2

AAAEdit

  1. ABHUMAN SCHMUCK
  2. Addle-Brained Frat Boy/Toddler
  3. Admiral Tang Slaphead
  4. Adolf the Obese
  5. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  6. Adolf Twitler
  7. Agent Orange
  8. Alleged President Trump
  9. Alt-President Moneybags
  10. Alter Cocker
  11. Ambulatory Colostomy Bag
  12. America's First Flop Sweat President
  13. America's Retiree in Chief
  14. The Angry Creamsicle
  15. Angry Tangerine
  16. Animatrump
  17. Annoying Orange
  18. Apricot Pol Pot
  19. Apricot Shitbag
  20. Ass
  21. Asshole[141]
  22. Asshole-in-Chief
  23. Atomic Orange

BBBEdit

  1. Baby Carrot
  2. Baby Dick Duvalier
  3. Baby Donald
  4. Baby Donnie
  5. Baby Hands
  6. Baby-in-Chief
  7. Barbecued Brutus
  8. Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
  9. Bag Of Shit
  10. Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)
  11. Baron Trumpkonnen
  12. Bastard In Chief
  13. The Bat Signal for Stupid People
  14. Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper[142]
  15. Benedict Donald
  16. Benito Cheetolini
  17. The Big Cheeto[143]
  18. Big, Old Orange Deuce
  19. Bigly Smalls
  20. Birthernut Squash
  21. The Bitter Twittleler
  22. Bizarro Jesus[144]
  23. Blinkered plum[145]
  24. Bloated Warthog Carcass
  25. Bloaty McBloated Fascist Pig Face
  26. The Blob of Orange Goo Occupying the Oval Office
  27. BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
  28. Blotus Bonespur
  29. Bloviated Blowhard
  30. Bloviating Orange Moron
  31. The Bog Yam
  32. Bonespurs Tinypenis
  33. Boss Baby
  34. Boss Tweet
  35. Bratman
  36. Brave Sir Donnie
  37. Broken, Fat, Orange Clock
  38. Broken Human Being
  39. Buttcheeks McCheeto

CCCEdit

  1. Captain Projection
  2. Captain Urinal Cakes
  3. Carny Handed Mango Man
  4. Cheeto-In-Chief
  5. Chiefcheeto
  6. Clown Prince of Orange
  7. The Combover Con Artist
  8. Comrade Cheetolino
  9. Creep Throat
  10. Crown Prince of Politwits
  11. Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
  12. Cheating Cheeto
  13. Cheeto Benito
  14. Cheeto Guevera
  15. Cheeto Hitler
  16. Cheeto McFuckFace
  17. Cheeto McLeopardson
  18. Cheeto Supreme
  19. Cheeto Tweeto
  20. Cheetolini
  21. Cheetorus Rex
  22. Cheetozilla
  23. Chicken Nugger
  24. Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
  25. Classless, Knuckle-Dragging S.O.B.
  26. Clever Donald
  27. THE CLOD-EMPEROR
  28. Cock juggling thundercunt[146]
  29. COITUS (Conflict Of Interest of The United States)
  30. Colossal Dick[147]
  31. Commander Blop
  32. The Commander in Cheet
  33. Commander-in-Thief
  34. Commander of Cheetos
  35. Commrade-in-Chief
  36. Comrade Drumpf
  37. Comrade Joffrey
  38. Comrade Pissbaby
  39. Comrade Trump[148]
  40. Comrade Yam
  41. Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)
  42. Continuous King
  43. Corporal Combover
  44. Corpulent Sack of Senile Dementia
  45. Corruption in Chief
  46. Crazy Donnie (Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA)
  47. Crybaby in Chief
  48. Cult 45
  49. A Cunt on Twitter
  50. The Curmudgeon in Chief[149]
  51. The Current Occupant of the White House
  52. Custard-flavoured jobby[150]
  53. Cut and Paste Presidency
  54. Czar Cheeto

DDDEdit

  1. Daddy Dearest
  2. Daddy Greasebucket
  3. Daddy Two-Scoops
  4. Daffy Drumpf
  5. Daffy Don
  6. Daft Trump[151]
  7. Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
  8. The Daily Mail of Presidents
  9. Darth Hater
  10. Date Rape Of A Human Being
  11. Dazed Donnie
  12. Deadbeat Donnie
  13. Deaf, Dumb, Decrepit, Shouty Orangeling
  14. Deferment Donny (Louis M from Twitter)
  15. Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain[152]
  16. Demander-in-Chief
  17. Demented Circus Monkey
  18. Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
  19. Depraved Heart President
  20. Der Trumpfuehrer the Orange
  21. Deranged Pumpkin[153]
  22. Derp-Fuhrer[154]
  23. Derp Fuhrer
  24. DIQ[155]
  25. Diaper Don
  26. Dickless Billionaire
  27. Dictator 2 Scoops
  28. Dimbulb Donny
  29. Dipshiat Don
  30. Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
  31. Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
  32. Dishonest Don (Neil J. Young)
  33. The Dolan
  34. Dolt 45
  35. The Don[156]
  36. Don Donald
  37. Don IQuixote[157]
  38. Don the Con
  39. Don The Worst
  40. Donad
  41. Donald Ben-Hur
  42. Donald Chump
  43. Donald Dimwit
  44. Donald Fart, Resident Chump
  45. Donald Fucking Trump
  46. Donald J. Trump, Super Genius
  47. Donald J. Trump, the Humble Billionaire, the Lord's Anointed
  48. Donald Jerkwad Trump, Last of his Name (hopefully), Lard King of the Deplorables, President of the Pussy Grabbers, Fascist Fuhrer-in-training, Duke of Dumb, Earl of Twitter Twits, Crazy Czar and Chief Putin Butkisser, etc. etc.
  49. Donald the Unready
  50. Donkey Rump
  51. Donnie 2spurs[158]
  52. Donnie Bratso
  53. Donnie Category 5
  54. Donnie Deadbeat
  55. Donnie the Demented
  56. Donnie Dickbag
  57. Donnie Dildo
  58. Donnie Dirtbag
  59. Donnie Disaster
  60. Donnie Dorrito
  61. Donnie Dumbass
  62. Donnie en Fuego
  63. Donnie Garbage
  64. Donnie J. Coyote
  65. Donnie Littlefinger
  66. Donnie One Term
  67. Donnie the Savior[159]
  68. Donnie Shitstick
  69. Donnie "Sphincter Face" (his Dick Tracey name)
  70. Donnie TicTac
  71. Donnie Two Chins (alternate spelling: Donny2Chins)
  72. Donnie Two Scoops
    1. Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands[160]
  73. Donnieboy
  74. Donny Bone-spurs (alternate spelling: Donnie Bone Spurs)
    1. Donniebonespurs
  75. Donny Bullshiat
  76. Donny Daddy Deferment
  77. Donny Do Little
  78. Donny Dumbass
  79. Donny Dumphole
  80. Donny Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Tramacho
  81. Donny IQ[161]
  82. Donny Jar Jar
  83. Donny Least
  84. Donny the Mad
  85. Donny Moscow
  86. Donny Rapes-A-Lot
  87. Donny Reb
  88. Donny Shit For Brains
  89. Donny Shithole
  90. Donny the Mad
  91. Donny the Scapegoat
  92. Donny Two-Corinthians
  93. Donatello Orangello[162]
  94. Dongmold
  95. DOOFUS[163]
  96. Dotard (North Korea)
  97. Dotard Johnsonrod Trump
  98. Dotard Rump
  99. Douchebag Donnie
  100. Douchy Donald (Urban Dictionary)
  101. Draft Dodger Don
  102. Draft Dodging Donny
    1. Draft Dodgin' Donnie
  103. Draft Dodging Cheezestain
  104. Drumpfrey Blowhard
  105. Drumpftoad
  106. A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
  107. Duck Lips Donnie
  108. Dumb Donnie
  109. Dumbelldore
  110. Dumpy Don
  111. The Dynamite Orange
  112. Dynamite Shitgibbon
  113. Dynomutt[164]

EFGEdit

  1. El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago (Charles P. Pierce, Esquire)
  2. El Douchey
  3. El Payaso
  4. Embarrassment-in-Chief
  5. Emperor Hirocheeto[165]
  6. Emperor Maximus Imbecilus
  7. Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
  8. Eternal God-King Trump, Holy of Holies
  9. Fake President
  10. The Fanta Fascist
  11. Fanta Menace
  12. FAT ASS TINY DICK
  13. Fat Dick Dastardly
  14. Fat Donnie
  15. Fat Donnie Two Scoops
  16. Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
  17. Fat Man
  18. Fat Orange Trumpulis
  19. Father Trump
  20. Fatty Two Scoops[166]
  21. Fecal Fingered Caligula
  22. Feral Shouting Meatball
  23. A Field Of Millions Of Dicks
  24. Fifth Grade Bully[167]
  25. Fleshlight Neck
  26. Flim Flam Führer (Flim Flam Fuhrer)
  27. Frankenslob
  28. The Fraud of Fifth Avenue
  29. Fred Trump's Fat Disappointment
  30. Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
  31. Fuck-knuckle[168]
  32. Fuckboi 45
  33. Fuckface in Chief
  34. Fuckface Von Clownstick
  35. Fuckin walloper [169]
  36. Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson, 69th US Secretary of State)
  37. Full Time Idiot (with Part Time President)
  38. Fullofshiticus
  39. Fuq A'L'Orange
  40. Furniture Pooping Orangutan
  41. Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
  42. Gawd Empruh Donnie
  43. Generalissimo Know-It-All
  44. Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet[170]
  45. Geriatric Oompa Loompa
  46. Genghis Can't
  47. Ginger-Faced Twat Crumpet
  48. Glaikit heidbanger[171]
  49. God Emperor Trump
  50. Goddamn Traitorous Shitgibbon
  51. The Golden Goiter
  52. Golden Idjit
  53. The Golden One[172]
  54. The Golden Slob
  55. The Golden Wrecking Ball
  56. The Golfer in Bedminster
  57. The Great Orange One
  58. Grabby McSmallhands
  59. Gramma Killer
  60. Grand Poobah Trump
  61. Grand Wizard POTUS
  62. Grandpa President
  63. The Great Pumpkin
  64. The Great White Dope
  65. Grifter in Chief
  66. Gropinführer (alternate spelling: Gropenfuhrer)
  67. Grotesque Orange Pig
  68. Grumpf
  69. Grumps
  70. Guanopsychotic Asshole
  71. The Guy Tweeting From The Oval Bathroom[173]

HIJKEdit

  1. Habanero Hitler
  2. Hair Furor
  3. Hair Furher
  4. Hair Hitler
  5. Hair Leader
  6. Hair-o-cheeto
  7. Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
  8. Hairsprayed Huckster
  9. Hamster heedit bampot[174]
  10. Head Baby Rapist
  11. Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department[175]
  12. "Heap Big Shit Pile" (Native American name)
  13. Healthiest Ever Very Stable Genius
  14. Heffalump in Chief
  15. Heifer Von Gout
  16. Herr Cheeto
  17. Herr Collaboratorski Drumpf
  18. Herr Orangeness
  19. Herr Twitler
  20. High Lord Douchebag
  21. His Accidency
  22. His Feculency
  23. His Limpness
  24. His Orangeness
  25. Huffy wee fuckin bampot[176]
  26. The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
  27. HUMAN VELVEETA BRICK
  28. Hypocritical Orange Fark[177]
  29. Idiot in Chief of the United States of America
  30. Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
  31. Idiot Racist Reality TV Clown
  32. Ignoramus In Chief
  33. Il Douche
  34. Illegitimate Leader Trump
  35. Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
  36. Incoherent, Incorrect, Conspiratorial, Delusional, Self-Aggrandizing, and Underinformed (Ezra Klein, Vox)
  37. The Infuriator
  38. It[178]
  39. The Jackaninnie
  40. Jerky Boy
  41. Kim Jong Trump
  42. The King
  43. King Cheeto
  44. King Cheetos
  45. King CheeWee
  46. King Donald I
  47. King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
  48. King Donny the Mad
  49. King Dope
  50. King Leer
  51. The King of Empty Promises
  52. King of the Hillbillies
  53. King Trump the Paranoid
  54. Knuckle-brained fart lozenge[179]
  55. Kommander Combover
  56. Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)

LMNEdit

  1. L. Don Blubbard
  2. Last Of The Mango Mohawkans
  3. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  4. Least Popular President EVER[180]
  5. Leather-faced piss jar[181]
  6. Lil' Donny Two Scoops[182]
  7. The Litigious Orange[183]
  8. Little Lady Fingers
  9. Little Lord Trumpleroy
  10. Little Trumpy[184]
  11. Littlefinger
  12. Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee jumbling text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
  13. The Lone DeRanger
  14. Lord Dampnut (Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
  15. Lord Marmalade von Babyhands
  16. The Lyin King
  17. Lying Sack of Shit[185]
  18. Macho McGrump
  19. Mad King Two Scoops
  20. Malfunctioning Donnie
  21. Manchurian Canteloupe
  22. Mangled apricot hellbeast[186]
  23. Mango Mussolini
  24. Mango-headed Not-A-Politician god
  25. Mango-in-Chief
  26. Mango Tinted Terror
  27. Marmalade Mussulini
  28. Marshal Cheeto
  29. Max Headroom[187]
  30. The Menace of Orange
  31. Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
  32. Meth Nixon
  33. Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
  34. Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)
  35. Mohamed bin Trump
  36. Mop-headed fud[188]
  37. Moron Don
  38. Moron-in-Chief[189]
  39. Mr. Micropenis
  40. Mr Orange Dump
  41. Mutant Thumbd*cked Doddering Old Spider
  42. Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
  43. Naranja Cheeto
  44. Naranja Nero
  45. NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)

OOOEdit

  1. Obertrumpenführer
  2. Obese Carnival Huckster
  3. OG Malignant Narcissist
  4. Ol' Two-Scoops McSmallDingus
  5. Onion-eyed flap dragon[190]
  6. ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS 
  7. The Orange Albatross
  8. Orange Asshole
  9. Orange Barking Ignoramus
  10. Orange Bloviator
  11. The Orange Calf
  12. Orange Clown[191]
  13. The Orange Cockroach
  14. Orange Death
  15. the Orange Doody
  16. Orange Dufus
  17. Orange Dump
  18. The Orange Emperor
  19. Orange Foolious
  20. Orange Fuckwit
  21. Orange God Emperor
  22. Orange Hitler
  23. Orange Hued Vulgarian
  24. Orange Joffrey
  25. Orange Julius Caesar
  26. Orange Lumpkin
  27. Orange Menace
  28. Orange Messiah
  29. Orange Mugabe
  30. Orange Nero[192]
  31. Orange Nutsack
  32. Orange Pedo-bear
  33. Orange POS
  34. Orange Rat Bastard
  35. Orange ShartStain
  36. Orange Shitgibbon
  37. Orange Sphincter[193]
  38. Orange Toad
  39. Orange Turd-Fuhrer
  40. Orange Twitler[194]
  41. Orange Waffle
  42. Orange Wonder
  43. Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon[195]
  44. Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
  45. The OrangeChild
  46. Orangeman
  47. Orangie McCombover
  48. Orangy McHamsterhands
  49. Our First LGBT (Lying, Grifting, Bullying, Treasonous) President
  50. Our National Disgrace

PPPEdit

  1. Paedophile in Chief based on fact he supported Roy Moore a paedophile for senate in Alabama
  2. Papaya Pol Pot[196]
  3. Pappy Treason
  4. Part Time President; Full Time Idiot
  5. Passive Onlooker in His Own Presidency
  6. Pathetic, Bloated Man-Beast
  7. PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
  8. PeeTape McShitgibbon
  9. Photard
  10. The Piss King
  11. Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch
  12. Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
  13. Potato With Butthole Lips
  14. Pottymouth-in-Chief
  15. POTUS Fat Kid[197]
  16. POTUS Tan-Gerine
  17. Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
  18. Predisent Hyperbole
  19. Predisent MegaAsshole
  20. President Abusive Dad 
  21. President Ahab [198]
  22. President Asterisk
  23. President Baby
  24. President Babydick
  25. [President] Bedpan
  26. President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
  27. President Bonehead
  28. President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
  29. President Business
  30. President Caddyshack
  31. President Cheeto Pedo
  32. President Cheetolicious[199]
  33. President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat 
  34. President D.J. Hufnpuf
  35. President Daddy
  36. President Daddy-Look-At-Me
  37. President Dickbag
  38. President Dicktits
  39. President Dimwit[200]
  40. President Dipshit
  41. President Donald John Shithole
  42. President Dunning J. Kruger[201]
  43. President Dunning-Kruger 
  44. President Emotional Problems[202]
  45. President Fatass
  46. President Fuck-all
  47. President Fuckface
  48. President Gish Gallop
  49. President Girdle
  50. President Gold Man Sucks
  51. President Grubby Hands[203]
  52. President Gullible
  53. President Highbulp
  54. President Hypocrite
  55. President If-Urine-You're-In
  56. President Jellyman
  57. President Joffrey
  58. President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)[204]
  59. President Krusty
  60. President Lardass
  61. President Looneytunes Q. Bananas[205]
  62. President Manbaby
  63. President Manchild
  64. President Morbid Lee O'Bese
  65. President Murdoch
  66. President Peepee
  67. President Philby
  68. President Pissbaby
  69. President Polymath
  70. President Pussygrabber
  71. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  72. President Raisin Bran
  73. President Rancid Velveeta
  74. President Shiathole[206]
  75. President Shiathole Bonespur[207]
  76. President Shit-for-Brains 
  77. President Shitgibbon
  78. President Snowflake
  79. President Stupid
  80. President Sundowner
  81. President Sweet Potato[208]
  82. President Thin-Skin
  83. President Tinyhands
  84. President Titty Baby[209]
  85. President Toddler
  86. President Tone Deaf[210]
  87. President Trainwreck
  88. President Twitter Chimp
  89. President Valley Girl
  90. President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
  91. Presidunce
  92. Preznit Pussy Grabber
  93. Prima Donald
  94. Prince of Lies
  95. Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
  96. Puckered, Frothy Face-Anus
  97. Pudgy McTrumpcake
  98. Puffed-up Windbeutel
  99. Pumpkin Spice Yambag[211]
  100. Pussy Grabber von Fucktard
  101. Putin's Cabana Boy
  102. Putin's Cock Holster
  103. Putin's Fat American Son
  104. Putin's Little Clementine[212]
  105. Putin's Papaya-Flavored Pawn

QRSEdit

  1. Quisling From Queens
  2. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon
  3. Racist-in-Chief
  4. Red Don
  5. Resident Fatass
  6. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  7. The Rev. Dr. Trump
  8. RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
  9. Rotten orange fucknut[213]
  10. Rug wearing thunder nugget[214]
  11. Rump
  12. Rumpledtaintskin
  13. Sad Little Baby
  14. Screaming Shitgibbon
  15. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States) (UrbanDictionary.com)
  16. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
  17. Self-Described Billionaire
  18. Semi-Sentient Merkin
  19. Shit Midas
  20. Shit Wizard of OZ
  21. Shithole-In-ChiefTM
  22. Shitstick fuckface[215]
  23. Shitty Real Estate Con Man
  24. Short-Fingered Vulgarian (former Spy magazine writers Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
  25. Sideshow Don[216]
  26. Sir Sissypants
  27. Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos[217]
  28. SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
  29. So-called President
  30. Somewhat More Successful Version Of Kevin Trudeau
  31. Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)
  32. Sphincter-in-Chief
  33. Spongebrained Tangerine
  34. Spray Tan Enthusiast
  35. The Stable Genius[218]
  36. Stigginit President
  37. Stochastic Terrorist in Chief
  38. the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
  39. Stormy McShithole On-The-Golf-Course
  40. Strangler of Peace (North Korea)
  41. St. Trump
  42. Stupid, Ignorant, Execrable, Flailing, Shrunken-Scalp Sack Of Shit
  43. The Subhuman Torch
  44. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS[219]
  45. Super Trumpski
  46. Surrogate President Trump
  47. syphilenteia don trumpidouche

TTTEdit

  1. The Talking Combover
  2. The Talking Yam
  3. Tangelo Terror[220]
  4. Tangelo-faced Fuckmuppet
  5. Tangerine[221]
  6. Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
  7. Tangerine Nightmare
  8. Tangerine Tinted Turd
  9. Tangerine Tornado
  10. Tangerine Traitor
  11. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  12. Tangerine Twitterer
  13. Tangerine Tyrant
  14. The Teleprompter Of The United States
  15. Thalidomide Thumbs
  16. That Thing
  17. Thin-Skinned Manbaby
  18. Thin-skinned Racist Warmonger
  19. Thin-skinned Psychotic Asshole
  20. Tie-Coon
  21. Time Cube President
  22. tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon (@MetalOllie via Twitter)
  23. The Toad
  24. Toddler In Chief
  25. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  26. Toupéd fucktrumpet[222]
  27. Traitor in ChiefTM
  28. Trash from Queens
  29. Troglodyte Shithole
  30. The Trump Steaks of Presidents
  31. Trump the Traitor
  32. Trump's Golden Corral of Corruption
  33. Trump's Turd Mountain
  34. Trumpee
  35. Trumpercles
  36. Trumperdorf
  37. The Trumperor
  38. Trumpenführer
  39. Trumpertantrum
  40. Trumplethinskin
  41. Trumpovich
  42. Trumpty Dumpty
  43. Trumpwaffe
  44. Trumpwit
  45. Trumpy
  46. Trumpy McTrumpface
  47. The Twat That Twits
  48. Tweaker Tweeter
  49. Tweetie
  50. The Tweetinator
  51. Tweetledumbass
  52. Tweeto the Cheeto
  53. Twitter Troll[223]
  54. Twitterer-In-Chief[224]
  55. Tyrannical Daughter-Creeper
  56. Tyrannosaurus Rumpus (T-Rump)

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  1. U.S.S. Trumptanic[225]
  2. Uncooked pastry[226]
  3. Unqualified Tangerine Puffball
  4. Urine-colored Vagina Grabber
  5. Urophiliac, Megalomaniac POTUS
  6. Useful Idiot
  7. Utter cockwomble[227]
  8. Vainglorious Bag of Gout
  9. Vanilla ISIS
  10. Verbal Slot Machine
  11. Veruca Salt
  12. Vladimir Cheeto
  13. Walking Diplomacy Nightmare
  14. Weathervane (or Compass) of Stupid
  15. Wee orange rodent[228]
  16. A White Man's Kanye
  17. The White Pride Piper
  18. Witless fucking cocksplat[229]
  19. WTF in Chief[230]
  20. Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
  21.  Your Orangeness
  22. Zaphod Cheetobrox