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Nicknames for Donald Trump

Revision as of 19:11, 19 June 2018 by 129.237.64.17 (contribs) (→‎Immature, Childish Character)
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Here are some of the nicknames for the 45th* President of the United States

Please note:
Minor changes were made in spelling and capitalization. Links for the nicknames created by FARKers are hidden in an attempt to follow FARK posting rules.
Links which are provided are to the earliest known use. Unfortunately, not all nicknames are included. You are welcome to add any that are missing.

Contest

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  1. I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be

Eponyms

  1. Theory of Trumpitivity
  2. trumpian
  3. Trumparrhea
  4. Trumplomacy (BBC)
  5. Trumping
    when a white man takes credit for the work of a black man[1]
  6. Trumptown ("it's Trumptown, Jake")
  7. Betrumped ("I still doubt the GOP will admit that Russia betrumped us")
  8. Trumpism[2]
  9. Trumpaganda
  10. Trump Effect[3]
  11. Trumpworld (Matthew Nussbaum, Politico)
  12. Glentrumppich (a Scotch, "Smoky with a hint of dick. Aged two years in gilded oak barrels, to give it a slight orange hue.")
  13. Trumpertantrum
  14. Trumponomics[4]

Outside of FARK

alphabetized by creator's name

  1. King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
  2. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  3. Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
  4. Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
  5. Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee rearranging descriptions from text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
  6. Short-Fingered Vulgarian (former Spy magazine writers Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
  7. Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)
  8. Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
  9. President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
  10. Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
  11. Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
  12. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  13. Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
  14. Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
  15. Deferment Donny (Louis M, Twitter)
  16. President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
  17. Lord Dampnut (Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
  18. Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)# Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
  19. Strangler of Peace (North Korea)
  20. Dotard (North Korea)
  21. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  22. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  23. the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
  24. A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
  25. Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
  26. Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson, 69th US Secretary of State)
  27. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS (Unnamed protester)
  28. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(Urban Dictionary)
  29. President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
  30. Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)

Of Scottish Origin

  1. tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon @MetalOllie via Twitter
  2. Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
  3. The Great People of Scotland (via Twitter and Buzzfeed and video form) created the following names for America's 45th President:
    1. Custard-flavoured jobby
    2. Leather-faced piss jar
    3. Mangled apricot hellbeast
    4. Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper
    5. Glaikit heidbanger
    6. Toupéd fucktrumpet
    7. Knuckle-brained fart lozenge
    8. Blinkered plum
    9. Huffy wee fuckin bampot
    10. Utter cockwomble
    11. Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain
    12. Rug wearing thunder nugget
    13. Fuckin walloper
    14. Uncooked pastry
    15. Hamster heedit bampot
    16. Fuck-knuckle
    17. Rotten orange fucknut
    18. Onion-eyed flap dragon
    19. Wee orange rodent
    20. Mop-headed fud
    21. Cock juggling thundercunt
    22. Witless fucking cocksplat
    23. Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet
    24. Shitstick fuckface

From FARK Headlines

alphabetized

  1. Asshole[5]
  2. The Big Cheeto[6]
  3. Bizarro Jesus[7]
  4. Colossal Dick[8]
  5. Comrade Trump[9]
  6. The Curmudgeon in Chief[10]
  7. Daft Trump[11]
  8. Deranged Pumpkin[12]
  9. DIQ[13]
  10. Don IQuixote[14]
  11. Donatello Orangello[15]
  12. Donnie 2spurs[16]
  13. Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands[17]
  14. Donny IQ[18]
  15. DOOFUS[19]
  16. Dynomutt[20]
  17. Emperor Hirocheeto[21]
  18. Fatty Two Scoops[22]
  19. Fifth Grade Bully[23]
  20. the Golden One[24]
  21. The Guy Tweeting From The Oval Bathroom[25]
  22. Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department[26]
  23. His Orangeness[27]
  24. Hypocritical Orange Fark[28]
  25. Least Popular President EVER[29]
  26. Lil' Donny Two Scoops[30]
  27. The Litigious Orange[31]
  28. Little Trumpy[32]
  29. Lying Sack of Shiat[33]
  30. Moron-in-Chief[34]
  31. Orange Clown[35]
  32. Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon[36]
  33. Orange Nero[37]
  34. Orange Sphincter[38]
  35. Orange Twitler[39]
  36. Papaya Pol Pot[40]
  37. POTUS Fat Kid[41]
  38. President Ahab [42]
  39. President Cheetolicious[43]
  40. President Dunning J. Kruger[44]
  41. President Emotional Problems[45]
  42. President Grubby Hands[46]
  43. President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)[47]
  44. President Looneytunes Q. Bananas[48]
  45. President Sweet Potato[49]
  46. President Tone Deaf[50]
  47. Pumpkin Spice Yambag[51]
  48. Putin's Little Clementine[52]
  49. Tangelo Terror[53]
  50. Tangerine[54]
  51. Toddler in Chief[55]
  52. Twitter Troll[56]
  53. Twitterer-In-Chief[57]
  54. Sideshow Don[58]
  55. Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos[59]
  56. U.S.S. Trumptanic[60]
  57. WTF in Chief[61]

Old, Feeble-minded

  1. Spongebrained Tangerine
  2. Geriatric Oompa Loompa
  3. Dotard (North Korea)
  4. Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
  5. Diaper Don
  6. The Golden Goiter
  7. Grumpf
  8. Grumps
  9. Dazed Donnie
  10. Dotard Rump

Diseased

physical, not mental health

  1. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (Vincente Fox, former President of Mexico)
  2. Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
  3. Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
  4. syphilenteia don trumpidouche
  5. Dongmold

Dangerous

  1. Tangerine Nightmare
  2. Mango Tinted Terror
  3. Orange Menace
  4. Fanta Menace
  5. Orange Death
  6. Strangler of Peace (North Korea[62])
  7. Walking Diplomacy Nightmare
  8. Donnie Category 5
  9. The Dynamite Orange
  10. Tangelo Terror[63]
  11. Trumpertantrum

Nazi Sympathizer

  1. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS[64]
  2. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  3. Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
  4. Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
  5. Grand Wizard POTUS
  6. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  7. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon

Plant-related

fruit, root vegetable, or other miscellaneous organic matter that isn't an orange

  1. Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
  2. Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos[65]
  3. Tangerine Nightmare
  4. Mango Tinted Terror
  5. Baby Carrot
  6. Potato With Butthole Lips
  7. Mango-in-Chief
  8. the Great Pumpkin
  9. The Bog Yam
  10. Comrade Yam
  11. Angry Tangerine
  12. PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
  13. Spongebrained Tangerine
  14. Tangelo-faced Fuckmuppet
  15. Tangerine Twitterer
  16. Papaya Pol Pot[66]
  17. Tangerine Tinted Turd
  18. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  19. Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
  20. Apricot Pol Pot
  21. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  22. Tangerine Traitor
  23. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  24. Pumpkin Spice Yambag[67]
  25. Deranged Pumpkin[68]
  26. President Sweet Potato[69]
  27. Tangerine[70]
  28. Mango-headed Not-A-Politician god
  29. Manchurian Canteloupe
  30. Apricot Shitbag

Related to physical attributes

Tiny Hands, Penis

  1. Short-Fingered Vulgarian (Spy magazine's Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
  2. Lord Marmalade von Babyhands
  3. Orangy McHamsterhands
  4. Grabby McSmallhands
  5. President Babydick
  6. Mr. Micropenis
  7. President Tinyhands
  8. Baby Carrot
  9. Baby Dick Duvalier
  10. Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands[71]
  11. Donnie Littlefinger
  12. Ol' Two-Scoops McSmallDingus
  13. Tiny D.

Fat

  1. POTUS Fat Kid[72]
  2. Blotus Bonespur
  3. Buttcheeks McCheeto
  4. Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
  5. Obese Carnival Huckster
  6. President Fatass
  7. Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
  8. Fat Dick Dastardly
  9. Fatty Two Scoops[73]
  10. Heifer Von Gout
  11. Donnie Two Chins (alternate spelling: Donny2Chins)
  12. Dumpy Don
  13. Fleshlight Neck
  14. Fat Man
  15. Pathetic, Bloated Man-Beast

Toupee-based

  1. Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
  2. Hairsprayed Huckster
  3. Corporal Combover
  4. Hair Hitler
  5. Hair Furor
  6. Kommander Combover
  7. Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
  8. Orangie McCombover
  9. The Talking Combover

Orange, Orange Skin

  1. Orangeman
  2. Bloviating Orange Moron
  3. Spray Tan Enthusiast
  4. Orange Shitgibbon
  5. Geriatric Oompa Loompa
  6. Orange Menace
  7. Fanta Menace
  8. The OrangeChild
  9. Naranja Cheeto
  10. RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
  11. Orange Asshole
  12. Orange Death
  13. His Orangeness
  14. Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon[74]
  15. Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
  16. The Great Orange One
  17.  Your Orangeness
  18. Mr Orange Dump
  19. The Orange Cockroach
  20. Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)
  21. His Orangeness[75]
  22. Orange Dufus
  23. Orange POS
  24. Orange Nutsack
  25. Hypocritical Orange Fark[76]
  26. Orange Hued Vulgarian
  27. Donatello Orangello[77]
  28. the Orange Doody
  29. The Orange Albatross
  30. Orange Dump
  31. Herr Orangeness
  32. Orange Clown[78]
  33. Orange Toad
  34. Ginger-Faced Twat Crumpet
  35. Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch
  36. Mr Orange Dump
  37. Orange Twitler[79]
  38. Orange POS
  39. 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
  40. Orange Sphincter[80]
  41. Orange God Emperor
  42. Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
  43. The Orange Calf
  44. Orange God Emperor
  45. His Orangeness[81]
  46. Herr Orangeness
  47. Orange Barking Ignoramus
  48. Orange Foolious
  49. Orange Clown[82]
  50. Orange Nutsack
  51. The Dynamite Orange
  52. Fuq A'L'Orange
  53. Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
  54. Orange Bloviator
  55. Orange Lumpkin
  56. Orange Messiah
  57. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon

Thin-skinned

  1. Trumplethinskin
  2. Thin-Skinned Manbaby
  3. Donnie Category 5
  4. The Dynamite Orange
  5. The Litigious Orange[83]
  6. Tangelo Terror[84]
  7. Hypocritical Orange Fark[85]
  8. Meth Nixon
  9. Trumpertantrum
  10. Angry Tangerine

Butt-mouthed

  1. Potato With Butthole Lips
  2. Puckered, Frothy Face-Anus

Immature, Childish Character

  1. Toddler In Chief
  2. Crybaby in Chief
  3. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  4. Little Trumpy[86]
  5. POTUS Fat Kid[87]
  6. Lil' Donny Two Scoops[88]
    1. Fat Donnie Two Scoops
    2. President Raisin Bran
  7. Baby Donald
  8. Fifth Grade Bully[89]
  9. Donnieboy
  10. Baby Donald
  11. President Toddler
  12. Heffalump in Chief
  13. President Tittybaby

Traitor related

  1. Quisling From Queens
  2. Traitor in ChiefTM
  3. Comrade Trump[90]
  4. Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
  5. Herr Collaboratorski Drumpf
  6. Trump the Traitor
  7. Super Trumpski
  8. Tangerine Traitor

Authoritarian

Political

  1. Orange Hitler
  2. Trumpenführer
  3. Gropinführer (alternate spelling: # Gropenfuhrer)
  4. Flim Flam Führer
  5. President Joffrey
  6. Orange Joffrey
  7. Fecal Fingered Caligula
  8. Orange Mugabe
  9. Marmalade Mussulini
  10. Boss Tweet
  11. Kim Jong Trump
  12. Adolf Twitler
  13. Obertrumpenführer
  14. Tangerine Tyrant
  15. Mohamed bin Trump
  16. Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS[91]
  17. Baron Trumpkonnen
  18. Gawd Empruh Donnie
  19. Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
  20. Generalissimo Know-It-All
  21. Lord Dampnut(Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
  22. Herr Twitler
  23. King CheeWee
  24. Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
  25. Baby Dick Duvalier
  26. Fake President
  27. President hypocrite
  28. SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(UrbanDictionary.com)
  29. Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
  30. King Trump the Paranoid
  31. Adolf the Obese
  32. Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
  33. Trumpwaffe
  34. Orange Death
  35. kommander combover
  36. King Cheetos
  37. POTUS Fat Kid[92]
  38. Orange Nero[93]
  39. The Daily Mail of Presidents
  40. The Trump Steaks of Presidents
  41. 45*
  42. President Baby
  43. President Manbaby
  44. President Dicktits
  45. President Manchild
  46. President Ahab [94]
  47. President Stupid
  48. Predisent MegaAsshole
  49. President Polymath
  50. Predisent Hyperbole
  51. Presidunce
  52. President D.J. Hufnpuf
  53. President Fuckface
  54. President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)[95]
  55. Least Popular President EVER[96]
  56. President Bonehead
  57. President Highbulp
  58. President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
  59. President Gullible
  60. President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
  61. President Caddyshack
  62. President Fatass
  63. Stigginit President
  64. President Fuck-all
  65. President Sweet Potato[97]
  66. President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
  67. Mango-in-Chief
  68. Fuckface in Chief
  69. The Curmudgeon in Chief[98]
  70. Twitterer-In-Chief[99]
  71. Demander-in-Chief
  72. Crybaby in Chief
  73. Commander-in-Thief
  74. Moron-in-Chief[100]
  75. Toddler in Chief[101]
  76. The Teleprompter Of The United States
  77. COITUS (Conflict Of Interest of The United States)
  78. POTUS Tan-Gerine
  79. Grand Wizard POTUS
  80. Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
  81. The King
  82. King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
  83. King Dope
  84. The King of Empty Promises
  85. Mad King Two Scoops
  86. Shit Midas
  87. King Donald I
  88. Emperor Maximus Imbecilus
  89. Prince of Lies
  90. Naranja Nero
  91. Orange God Emperor
  92. Habanero Hitler
  93. Grand Poobah Trump
  94. Apricot Pol Pot
  95. Time Cube President
  96. President Toddler
  97. President Tone Deaf[102]
  98. Fuckface in Chief
  99. Heffalump in Chief
  100. Hair-o-cheeto
  101. El Douchey
  102. President Murdoch
  103. President Tittybaby

Political +Cheeto

  1. Cheeto Benito
  2. Cheetolini
  3. King Cheeto
  4. Cheeto Guevera
  5. Benito Cheetolini
  6. Cheeto Hitler
  7. Marshal Cheeto
  8. President Cheeto Pedo
  9. Emperor Hirocheeto[103]

Non-political

  1. President Daddy
  2. Father Trump
  3. President Abusive Dad 
  4. Cult 45

Puppet

  1. Putin's Cock Holster
  2. President Asterisk
  3. Cut and Paste Presidency
  4. So-called President
  5. Donny the Scapegoat
  6. Surrogate President Trump
  7. Trumpovich
  8. Comrade Pissbaby
  9. Putin's Little Clementine[104]
  10. Donny Moscow
  11. Manchurian Canteloupe
  12. Red Don
  13. Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)

Draft-dodging

  1. Draft Dodging Donny
  2. Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
  3. Donny Daddy Deferment
  4. Draft Dodging Cheezestain
  5. Donnie 2spurs[105]
  6. Donny Bone-spurs (alternate spelling: Donnie Bone Spurs)
  7. Deferment Donny (Louis M from Twitter)
  8. Blotus Bonespur

Cheeto-based

  1. Despot Cheeto ( ties in with Despacito by Justin Bieber Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi )
  2. Cheeto Supreme
  3. Naranja Cheeto
  4. President Cheetolicious[106]
  5. Zaphod Cheetobrox
  6. The Big Cheeto[107]
  7. Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
  8. Tweeto the Cheeto
  9. Cheeto McFuckFace
  10. Buttcheeks McCheeto
  11. Commander of Cheetos
  12. Cheetozilla
  13. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  14. Cheetorus Rex
  15. Hair-o-cheeto
  16. Cheeto McLeopardson
  17. god emperor cheeto

Urine-based

  1. The Piss King
  2. President Peepee
  3. President Pissbaby
  4. Comrade Pissbaby
  5. Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch

Ass or Fecal-based

  1. Fecal Fingered Caligula
  2. Mr Orange Dump
  3. the Orange Doody
  4. Tangerine Tinted Turd
  5. Orange POS
  6. Diaper Don
  7. Dipshiat Don
  8. Lying Sack of Shiat[108]
  9. 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
  10. Shit Midas
  11. Guanopsychotic Asshole
  12. Shitty Real Estate Con Man
  13. Orange Dump
  14. Donnie Shitstick
  15. Feral Shouting Meatball
  16. "Heap Big Shit Pile"
  17. Orange sphincter[109]
  18. Buttcheeks McCheeto
  19. Diaper Don
  20. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
  21. Rumpledtaintskin
  22. Rump

Criminal

General

  1. Trump's Golden Corral of Corruption

Grifting

  1. Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)
  2. The Golden Slob
  3. Obese Carnival Huckster
  4. Shitty Real Estate Con Man
  5. Somewhat More Successful Version Of Kevin Trudeau
  6. Sideshow Don[110]

Sexual Predator

  1. Gropinführer (alternate spelling: Gropenfuhrer)
  2. President Grubby Hands[111]
  3. Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
  4. President Cheeto Pedo
  5. Tyrannical Daughter-Creeper
  6. Donny Rapes-A-Lot
  7. Pussy Grabber von Fucktard
  8. Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
  9. Head Baby Rapist

Related to Incompetence

  1. President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
  2. ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS 
  3. our national disgrace
  4. SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
  5. Tweetie
  6. Donny Least
  7. President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat 
  8. President Gish Gallop
  9. El Payaso
  10. Trumpwit
  11. President Shiat-for-Brains 
  12. idiot racist reality TV clown
  13. The guy tweeting from the Oval Bathroom[112]
  14. Zaphod Cheetobrox
  15. Alt-President Moneybags
  16. deaf, dumb, decrepit, shouty orangeling
  17. Donny Jar Jar
  18. puffed-up Windbeutel
  19. Donald the Unready
  20. U.S.S. Trumptanic[113]
  21. President Dunning-Kruger 
  22. Dolt 45
  23. Drumpfrey Blowhard
  24. President Trainwreck
  25. Trumperdorf
  26. President Jellyman
  27. Tweaker Tweeter
  28. Thalidomide Thumbs
  29. The Commander in Cheet
  30. Daffy Drumpf
  31. L. Don Blubbard
  32. WTF in Chief[114]
  33. Daft Trump[115]
  34. Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
  35. the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
  36. Don the Con
  37. Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
  38. Bloviated Blowhard
  39. President Dipshiat
  40. President Dunning J. Kruger[116]
  41. His Accidency
  42. F*ckboi 45
  43. Tweetledumbass
  44. [President] Bedpan
  45. President Dickbag
  46. His Feculency
  47. Fuckface Von Clownstick
  48. Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
  49. Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
  50. Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
  51. Lying Sack of Shit[117]
  52. The Golfer in Bedminster
  53. [two emojis: an orange, and poop]
  54. Orange Barking Ignoramus
  55. Weathervane (or Compass) of Stupid
  56. Passive Onlooker in His Own Presidency
  57. Orange Foolious
  58. Furniture Pooping Orangutan
  59. Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
  60. Semi-Sentient Merkin
  61. Drumpftoad
  62. The Toad
  63. Tyrannosaurus Rumpus (T-Rump)
  64. Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
  65. Orange Clown[118]
  66. Sideshow Don[119]
  67. RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
  68. Bloviating Orange Moron
  69. Orange Nutsack
  70. Tangerine Twatwaffle
  71. Rump
  72. Retarcheeto Von Mango
  73. DOOFUS[120]
  74. Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson)
  75. Dipshiat Don
  76. The Jackaninnie
  77. Nostradumbass
  78. A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
  79. Don IQuixote[121]
  80. Donny IQ[122]
  81. DIQ[123]
  82. Photard
  83. Donny Dumbass
  84. His Limpness
  85. Clever Donald
  86. Fuq A'L'Orange
  87. Orange Bloviator
  88. Orange Lumpkin
  89. President Tone Deaf[124]
  90. Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon
  91. Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee jumbling text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
  92. Fuckface in Chief
  93. Verbal Slot Machine
  94. Time Cube President
  95. Animatrump
  96. Malfunctioning Donnie
  97. Golden Idjit
  98. Heffalump in Chief
  99. Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department[125]

Related to Mental Instability

General

  1. President Emotional Problems[126]
  2. Spongebrained Tangerine
  3. King Trump the Paranoid
  4. President Looneytunes Q. Bananas[127]
  5. Deranged Pumpkin[128]
  6. Don IQuixote[129]

Delusions of Wealth

  1. Little Lord Trumpleroy
  2. Self-Described Billionaire
  3. Alt-President Moneybags
  4. Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
  5. The Golden Goiter

Personality Disorder

Anti-social, narcissist, etc

  1. Gramma Killer
  2. Depraved Heart President
  3. NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)
  4. Asshole-in-chief
  5. Stochastic Terrorist in Chief
  6. Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
  7. Orange Asshole
  8. Guanopsychotic Asshole
  9. Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
  10. Donnie Dickbag
  11. Predisent MegaAsshole
  12. Colossal Dick[130]
  13. A Field Of Millions Of Dicks
  14. Asshole[131]
  15. Fifth Grade Bully[132]
  16. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd

Addictive Personality

  1. Tweaker Tweeter

Twitter-related

  1. Adolf Twitler
  2. Herr Twitler
  3. Tangerine Twitterer
  4. Tweaker Tweeter
  5. Thalidomide Thumbs
  6. The Twat That Twits
  7. Twitterer-In-Chief[133]
  8. Tweeto the Cheeto
  9. Orange Twitler[134]
  10. Twitter Troll[135]
  11. A Cunt on Twitter
  12. The Tweetinator
  13. Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)

Cult

  1. President Business
  2. The Rev. Dr. Trump
  3. The 45th President of the United States, "Super Genius"
  4. Donny Two-Corinthians
  5. The Orange Calf
  6. Orange God Emperor
  7. the Golden One[136]
  8. St. Trump
  9. His Orangeness[137]
  10. Herr Orangeness
  11. Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
  12. King of the Hillbillies
  13. Trash from Queens
  14. Orange Messiah
  15. Bizarro Jesus[138]
  16. Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)

Miscellaneous, other

  1. Donnie Disaster
  2. Deadbeat Donnie
  3. Dynamite Shitgibbon
  4. Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
  5. Veruca Salt
  6. douchebag Donnie
  7. High Lord Douchebag
  8. Chicken Nugger
  9. Donnie Dildo
  10. That Thing
  11. Dynomutt[139]
  12. 2P Donny
  13. Commander Blop
  14. Donnie Deadbeat
  15. Frankenslob
  16. Don Donald
  17. Illegitimate Leader Trump
  18. Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)
  19. Trumpy
  20. It[140]
  21. Knuckle-dragging shit stick
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