A creature, bewildering at best, who send uninvited pictures of buttocks and seems to understand the reasonably trivial topic of classical mechanics with regards to flight patterns of military projectiles.

Responses usually range from single sentence sarcasm to references about being sexy, with no real provocation.

Exclusively wears DC comics and other related nerd shirts.

Does not know how to make chili, despite being from Texas.

Recently received a 48 roll pack of toilet paper, which he has been craving since 2013.

Hates Ohio and everything associated with it. Yet has a delightful plaque celebrating the state.

A pretty good person in real life. Enjoys doing the Carlton.

Likes burritos.