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Don't Give GOP Assholes Any IdeasEdit

  1. (4/11/2017) So are we going to talk about Chechnya's concentration camps for homosexuals, or are we just going to keep ignoring it? 
  2. (4/16/2017) So looks like Turkey is becoming a full fledged dictatorship today 18-article constitutional reform package introduced by Justice and Development Party (AKP)Template:TaterTemplate:Turk
  3. (4/19/2017) Another Russian journalist died after accidentally falling into a brutal beating Nikolay Andruschenko, co-founder Novy Peterburg newspaper; known for investigative reporting on local crime, corruption, and police brutalityTemplate:Ussrd
  4. (4/20/2017) Australians have plenty of values. We just don't go round bragging about it like some dumb American Presidents do. Ya look stupid like a woggly billabong or some such new citizenship test that will focus on the elusive "Australian values"
  5. (4/20/2017) Russia officially tired of being woken up early on Saturday mornings Russia's Supreme Court banned Jehovah's Witnesses from operating anywhere in the country; the justice ministry considered them an extremist groupTemplate:Ussrl
  6. (4/23/2017) Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces πŸ‘„Template:Oz
  7. (4/25/2017) Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews Netenyahu threatened not to meet with Sigmar Gabriel if Gabriel met with representatives of Breaking the Silence and/or B'TselemTemplate:Hr⚠
  8. (4/26/2017) So let's see how Turkey's Erdogan is handling being made a dictator... Oh, he's rounding up thousands of people again, that's nice jailing people believed to be members of movement loyal to US-based Islamic cleric Fethullah GΓΌlen, who are allegedly behind the 2016 attempted coupTemplate:TaterTemplate:Turk


GeneralEdit

  1. (4/2/2017) US arresting Russian hackers all over the globe. Fark.com traffic expected to crash Template:UssrhTemplate:Drag

HistoryEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) One Hundred years ago today the United States arrived late to the party and pushed World War One to the tipping point Template:Ww1

International InternetEdit

International Space StationEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Russia to NASA: "Screw you guys; we're going to build our own Space Station. With hookers and the Chinese" 
  2. (4/24/2017) Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut? Template:Weak

NATOEdit

North Atlantic Treaty Organization

  1. (4/13/2017) In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper campaign: NATO was obsolete; now: NATO It’s no longer obsoleteπŸ†πŸ”
  2. (4/13/2017) It was never obsolete, dumbass. Just because you don't know what NATO does or how it works doesn't mean it was ever obsolete. It just means you were an ignorant twit πŸ˜›

Worldwide ExchangesEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Global economy slumps as Trump proclaims the US dollar is too strong and China is super awesome happy funtime 

The UNEdit

the United Nations

  1. (4/11/2017) It's only a matter of time before we get a "Why is USA planting fake weapons in Syria thanks to Dems and corrupt Fake Media WE MUST STOP THEM" tweet βš›Template:Intorg
  2. (4/24/2017) Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding Template:SancTemplate:Intorg

G7 2017Edit

Foreign Ministers meeting, Lucca, Italy hosted by Italian Foreign Minister Angelino Alfano

  1. (4/11/2017) Ahead of his trip to Moscow, Sexy Rexy decides to pre-order the Polonium Kiev for the State Dinner Template:ConsqTemplate:WconfπŸ˜›
    1. (4/12/2017) In bid to reassure nervous European allies that the US isn't abandoning them to Russian machinations, Secretary of State Tillerson asks why should US taxpayers care if Russia takes over Ukraine? Yeah, that didn't help πŸ˜›πŸ’£

Women20Edit

  1. (4/25/2017) Ivanka Trump appears on panel at international women's conference. Says her dad is a great advocate for women. Gets booed. Then tries to clarify in response to the boos. Gets laughed at. Taa derpMerkel invited Ivanka to the [http://www.w20-germany.org Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"] nep{{}}
  2. (4/25/2017) Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist? Merkel invited Ivanka to the Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"

IMFEdit

International Monetary Fund

  • Christine Lagarde, Managing Director
  1. (4/13/2017) IMF still hasn't joined the Greece bailout. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE Template:GreeceTemplate:Intorg

WTOEdit

World Trade Organization

  1. (4/26/2017) U.S. loses trade battle with Mexico over tuna. Trump to declare war on ocean imposed trade sanctions worth $163 million a year against the US equal to the amount Mexico has lost from unfair US penalties on Mexican tunaTemplate:GoptrdTemplate:NegotTemplate:Intorg


General U.S. Foreign PolicyEdit

under Trump


EuropeEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) These WWI vets deserve some recognition...maybe a 21 oink salute, or some treats, or something πŸƒ

Several European AlliesEdit

including Australia, the Netherlands, Estonia, Germany, Poland, the UK (Government Communications Headquarters or GCHQ) and France (General Directorate for External Security or DGSE) all passed electronic intelligence (sigint) to the US as part of a routine exchange of information

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

European UnionEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) Brexit voters are furious that Brexit is happening πŸ‘„Template:Uk

GermanyEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) It's almost 100 days since Trump took over as President. Let's take a look at his record so far... oh boy. Bonus: At meeting with Germans, he displayed so little knowledge of anything that they concluded that Ivanka was the more helpful of the two Template:Rev
  2. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 
  3. (4/17/2017) We've colored Crimea in this textbook to show it as part of Russia. Let's see if anyone notices πŸ“¬
  4. (4/25/2017) Germany cheers on Macron's victory, citing that they're sick and tired of invading France just to deal with this shiat Template:Fra

MP Katarina BarleyEdit

general secretary, Social Democrat (SPD)

  1. (4/12/2017) Germany tells Britain to hold a second referendum as most residents were too dim to understand what Brexit actually meant 

Sigmar GabrielEdit

foreign minister, Germany

  1. (4/25/2017) Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews Netenyahu threatened not to meet with Sigmar Gabriel if Gabriel met with representatives of Breaking the Silence and/or B'TselemTemplate:Hr⚠

Angela MerkelEdit

Chancellor of Germany

  1. (4/25/2017) Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist? Merkel invited Ivanka to the Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"


FranceEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

Election for President of FranceEdit

  1. (4/15/2017) France's Donald Trump may be losing to France's Bernie Sanders. France's Jerry Lewis is still Jerry Lewis France's Donald Trump (far right Marine Le Pen) is polling at 24 percent (tied with centrist Emmanuel Macron), while France's Bernie Sanders (Jean-Luc MΓ©lenchon) is third in the polling at 18.5 percent; a run-off election will be held on 7 May 2017 between the top two candidates from 23 April, if no candidate wins a majority during the first contestTemplate:Fra
  2. (4/18/2017) The French election has four candidates and three nightmare scenarios Template:Fra
  • Jean-Luc MΓ©lenchon self-described communist
  • Emmanuel Macron centrist En Marche (On the Move) party
  • FranΓ§ois Fillon center-right conservative RΓ©publicains party and Russian-friendly
  • Marine Le Pen far-right populist Front National party
  1. (4/18/2017) "The French elections could f*ck us all" Template:Fra
  2. (4/21/2017) The 2017 French presidential election will not only be one of the most significant polls in the country's modern history but also one of the closest, as five candidates all vying for the popular vote. Will Marine Le Pen change history? Template:Fra
  3. (4/21/2017) Trump is keeping his mouth shut about the French elections πŸ˜›Template:Fra
  4. (4/23/2017) Will Le Pen win? Will one of the candidates not named Le Pen win? Do you know the names of the other candidates who aren't named Le Pen? It's your France election thread. First results of this first round of voting expected at 2pm ET Live threadTemplate:Fra
  5. (4/23/2017) What do they call "Log Cabin Republicans" in France? Template:Pop
  6. (4/24/2017) French presidential election plagued with fake news. Which can be easily identified as any reports that describe the French as polite, helpful and with good personal hygiene Template:Fra|two studies by the Oxford Internet Institute and Kevin Limonier of University of Paris VIII; manipulation found Twitter tends to be from automated accounts, whereas Facebook users were manipilated by junk news|prop}}Template:Fra
  7. (4/25/2017) For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen Template:FraTemplate:UssrhTemplate:Coin
  8. (4/27/2017) Le Pen is mightier in the polls than Macron Template:Fra

Marine Le PenEdit

leader of National Front party, candidate for president of France

  1. (4/6/2017) Marine Le Pen: "Qui est Donald Trump? Je ne connais personne de ce nom" Template:Fra
  2. (4/10/2017) Le Pen thinks she's mightier than le history Template:Fra
  3. (4/14/2017) Marine Le Pen channels her inner Sean Spicer, tries to rewrite Holocaust history Template:Deny
  4. (4/24/2017) Le Pen le quits being le head of le party Template:Fra
  5. (4/25/2017) It really has to be uncomfortable running for president and learning your father is critical of your campaign and stance on issues; but, as it's Marine Le Pen, it couldn't happen to a nicer fascist Template:Fra
  6. (4/27/2017) LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise Template:Fra

Emmanuel MacronEdit

  1. (4/25/2017) Germany cheers on Macron's victory, citing that they're sick and tired of invading France just to deal with this shiat Template:Fra{{elec}
  2. (4/25/2017) Remember Abba's "When I Kissed The Teacher"? It's the RL story of the likely next French president. Fark: he was the student, she is now his wife ... 25 years older than him Template:Fra
  3. (4/25/2017) Macron is already acting like victory is in the bag, draws widespread criticism from left and right for shallow, arrogant behavior after visiting brasserie. No word if he recommended citizens eat cake β”


Scotland

  1. (4/4/2017) Nicola Sturgeon circumvents Theresa May on her quest for an independent Scotland Template:Uk
  2. (4/6/2017) Scottish leader says she's willing to risk being grabbed by the Sturgeon Prime Minister Nicola SturgeonTemplate:Dip
  3. (4/7/2017) History will remember this as the dawn of the Canadian Empire of nations that were tired of being associated with dickheads Template:Eh
    1. (4/13/2017) Scotland could join Canada if it wasn't for the inconvenient fact that Scots and Canadians are natural enemies proposed by Canadian writer, Ken McGooganTemplate:Eh

Nicola Sturgeon (SNP)

First Minister of Scotland

  1. (4/18/2017) Nicola Sturgeon told to push back Scotland's referendum as she may not be allowed to join the EU 


The UK

  1. (4/2/2017) Brexit means the UK will have to spend Β£500 million on brand new passports because the old ones said "European Union" on them 
  2. (4/1/2017) UK begins move toward US measurements as part of Brexit, meaning nation types will soon consist of those using metric, those who have been to the moon, and the British 
  3. (4/1/2017) Spain: BREXIT means we get Gibraltar esp{{}}Template:Gibr
  4. (4/3/2017) Spain to UK: "lol why u so mad tho i'm not even touching your dumb Gibraltar yet" Template:EspTemplate:Gibr
  5. (4/4/2017) Nicola Sturgeon circumvents Theresa May on her quest for an independent Scotland Template:Uk
  6. (4/4/2017) Christians upset over chocolate manufacturer's removal of Germanic fertility goddess' name from traditional pagan egg-hunting rite πŸ‘
  7. (4/5/2017) "When Hitler won his election in 1932, his policy then was that Jews should be moved to Israel. He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews." Now let's play True, False, or Dear God Don't Say This Out Loud 
  8. (4/5/2017) The post-Brexit "global Britain" is emerging: a desperate, morally bankrupt country cuddling up to bloodthirsty tin-pot dictators in hopes of winning arms deals Template:Uk
  9. (4/4/2017) Could Britain ever invade Spain over the future of Gibraltar? It already did Template:UkTemplate:EspTemplate:Gibr
  10. (4/10/2017) Financial Conduct Authority makes Great Britain great again, post-Brexit, by approving the first fintech firm that operates under Sharia law. The UKIPpers are gonna love this one Yielders is an equity based crowdfunding platform for UK property investment
  11. (4/10/2017) Guinness throws in the towel because of Brexit 
  12. (4/12/2017) Germany tells Britain to hold a second referendum as most residents were too dim to understand what Brexit actually meant 
  13. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

General Parliamentary Election, 8 June 2017

  1. Jeremy Corbyn
    Labour Party leader and Donald Trump of the UK
    1. (4/20/2017) Jeremy Corbyn promises not to "play by the rules" in the June election Template:Uk

Michael Fallon

Defense Minister, UK

  1. (4/25/2017) Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly πŸ“¬Template:Dick


Ukraine

  1. (4/12/2017) Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America πŸͺTemplate:Laund


Russia

  1. (4/3/2017) Explosion in St. Petersburg metro station. Also of note, Putin is in town for a meeting with the leader of Belarus Template:Stpete44
    1. (4/4/2017) Russia names a suspect from one of the 'stans. Dammit, Stan Akbarzhon Dzhalilov, ethnic Uzbek living in Osh, naturalized Russian citizenTemplate:Stpete44
  2. (4/4/2017) "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us, To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2, To request election interference, press 3" Russian Foreign Ministry April Fools' Day prank
  3. (4/6/2017) Russia to NASA: "Screw you guys; we're going to build our own Space Station. With hookers and the Chinese" 
  4. (4/5/2017) Russia blames gas on rebels, the dog, too much cabbage Template:KshknTemplate:Ussrn
  5. (4/5/2017) Russia is sending a nuclear missile submarine to the Baltic, in spite of naval officer's desire to see Montana β›·
  6. (4/7/2017) Russia says our cruise missiles went 23 for 59. or a .389 batting average Template:ShayratTemplate:Ussrn
    1. (4/7/2017) Russian news reports from Syrian airbase after US missile strike and...damn, really? That's *all* the damage 60 cruise missiles did? Either we need to up the payload or this entire thing was a damn distraction Template:ShayratTemplate:Ussrn
  7. (4/7/2017) In response to US bombing campaign in Syria, Russia tears up agreement that's been preventing midair collisions over the war-torn nation since 2015 Template:ShayratTemplate:MemundTemplate:ProxyTemplate:Ussrn
    1. (4/7/2017) Sounds like the puppet didn't get permission from his master before throwing a temper tantrum and bombing some arabs Template:ShayratTemplate:MemundTemplate:Proxy
  8. (4/10/2017) Trump's Syria bombing is apparently throwing a monkey wrench in Putin's current political machinations in both Russia and Syria. What may happen at this point is anyone's guess which means Trump could get lucky Template:ShayratTemplate:Consq
  9. (4/10/2017) While correlation is not causation, it seems that geographic proximity to Russia is a determining factor when it comes to European defense expenditures. Probably just a coincidence β›·
  10. (4/11/2017) It's only a matter of time before we get a "Why is USA planting fake weapons in Syria thanks to Dems and corrupt Fake Media WE MUST STOP THEM" tweet βš›
  11. (4/14/2017) Why yes that was a Russian spy plane that you may have seen flying over the United States--and it's coming for Canada next Russian Tu-154M LK-1 passenger jet under the Treaty on Open Skies signed in 1992 and enacted in 2002, which allows spying under specific conditionsTemplate:Ussry
  12. (4/19/2017) Another Russian journalist died after accidentally falling into a brutal beating Nikolay Andruschenko, co-founder Novy Peterburg newspaper; known for investigative reporting on local crime, corruption, and police brutalityTemplate:Ussrd
  13. (4/20/2017) Russia officially tired of being woken up early on Saturday mornings Russia's Supreme Court banned Jehovah's Witnesses from operating anywhere in the country; the justice ministry considered them an extremist groupTemplate:Ussrl

Frantz Klintsevich

deputy head, Federation Council's Committee for Defense and Security

  1. (4/25/2017) Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly πŸ“¬Template:Dick

Chechnya

  1. (4/11/2017) So are we going to talk about Chechnya's concentration camps for homosexuals, or are we just going to keep ignoring it? 


Turkey

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan

  1. (4/16/2017) So looks like Turkey is becoming a full fledged dictatorship today 18-article constitutional reform package introduced by Justice and Development Party (AKP)Template:TaterTemplate:Turk
    1. (4/18/2017) Turkey's "President" Erdogan insists he can not be a dictator because he is not immortal Template:TaterTemplate:Turk
    2. (4/18/2017) President Clownshoes calls Turkish president Erdogan to congratulate him on "winning" the referendum that effectively makes Erdogan the unchecked dictator of Turkey πŸ˜›Template:Turk
      1. (4/19/2017) White House denies Trump's congratulatory call to Erdogan wasn't a congratulatory call πŸ˜
  2. (4/26/2017) So let's see how Turkey's Erdogan is handling being made a dictator... Oh, he's rounding up thousands of people again, that's nice jailing people believed to be members of movement loyal to US-based Islamic cleric Fethullah GΓΌlen, who are allegedly behind the 2016 attempted coupTemplate:TaterTemplate:Turk

Sweden

  1. (4/7/2017) Truck driven into crowd at a market in Stockholm, Sweden. Shots have been fired. 3 reported dead Template:Stock74Template:Swe
    1. (4/7/2017) Swedish terror suspects arrested, with pics and video. That's some fine police work, Sven Template:Stock74Template:Swe

Demark

Poland

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

Italy

The Netherlands

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 

Slovenia

Montenegro

Greece

  1. (4/13/2017) IMF still hasn't joined the Greece bailout. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE Template:Greece

Ireland

Northern Ireland

  1. (4/20/2017) Hodor may run for political office in Belfast. HODOR Game of Thrones actor, Kristian Nairn may run for ParliamentTemplate:EireπŸ‘Ÿ

Spain

  1. (4/1/2017) Spain: BREXIT means we get Gibraltar esp{{}}Template:Gibr
  2. (4/3/2017) Spain to UK: "lol why u so mad tho i'm not even touching your dumb Gibraltar yet" Template:EspTemplate:Gibr
  3. (4/4/2017) Could Britain ever invade Spain over the future of Gibraltar? It already did Template:UkTemplate:Esp{gibr}}
  4. (4/10/2017) Russian cyber operative wanted in connection with US election hacks arrested in Spain Template:Ussrh

GibraltarEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) Spain: BREXIT means we get Gibraltar esp{{}}Template:Gibr
  2. (4/3/2017) Spain to UK: "lol why u so mad tho i'm not even touching your dumb Gibraltar yet" Template:EspTemplate:Gibr
  3. (4/4/2017) Could Britain ever invade Spain over the future of Gibraltar? It already did Template:UkTemplate:Esp{gibr}}

AlbaniaEdit

  1. (4/7/2017) So whats up with those B-3 Bombers being sent to Albania Template:EscaTemplate:Deploy

EstoniaEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 


AsiaEdit

Best KoreaEdit

  1. (4/2/2017) Kim Fatty the Turd has declared war on US πŸ’£
  2. (4/3/2017) High-ranking North Korean Defector: Kim Jong Un is desperate and absolutely would use nuclear weapons at the first sign of an American tank. Sleep tight Thae Yong-Ho: defector, former NK deputy ambassador to theΒ UK
  3. (4/3/2017) Trump: The US is ready to act alone on North Korea if necessary. China: You pull some shiat that results in our eastern border being overrun with millions of starving, frightened, and uneducated refugees and we are gonna have "a problem", monkey-boy πŸ’£
  4. (4/5/2017) Secretary of State Rex Tillerson's response to Best Korea firing another ballistic missile into the sea off the Korean peninsula was a total of 23 words. He could have saved 22 words and just said 'whatever' Template:Nkwas
  5. (4/4/2017) Necronomicon smuggled out of North Korea "The Accusation; Forbidden Stories from Inside North Korea" written by "Bandi", the Korean word for fireflyTemplate:Book
  6. (4/5/2017) For the love of God, just leave the farking sea alone Template:Nkwas
  7. (4/11/2017) M*A*S*H remake in development 
  8. (4/11/2017) Actual new Trump tweet, subby swears he's not making this up: "North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them U.S.A" πŸ’£
  9. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) being deployedπŸ’£πŸ˜Ί
    1. (4/15/2017) Japanese destroyers decide to follow the Vinson in humiliating Best Korea Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF) to join US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) in East China SeaπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ˜›πŸ’£πŸ˜Ί
    2. (4/12/2017) China is now the adult in the room πŸ˜›πŸΌ
      1. (4/12/2017) Best Korea: Don't make us do to you what we've done to the sea 
      2. (4/12/2017) Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else" πŸ˜›πŸΌ
  10. (4/13/2017) North Korea chooses Saturday to start WWIII πŸ’£
  11. (4/13/2017) U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out πŸ’£
  12. (4/13/2017) Trump preparing new punishments for North Korea, reportedly planning an oil embargo, intercepting cargo ships, or perhaps even the ultimate punishment of opening a Trump Casino in Pyongyang πŸ’£
    1. (4/14/2017) U.S. to N. Korea: We're sick of your shiat. N. Korea to U.S.: just TRY us, biatches. China: woah woah,.....let's just chill πŸ˜›πŸΌ
      1. (4/14/2017) The problem with Trump thinking he can scare North Korea is that the guy running North Korea is significantly crazier than Trump and he doesn't have to consult anyone πŸ˜›πŸΌ
        1. (4/14/2017) I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees china{{}}
      2. (4/14/2017) And you thought President Trump was nuts for whacking the bees nest that is North Korea, China is suddenly leaning on North Korea and it might be because of him πŸ˜›πŸΌ
        1. (4/15/2017) The eastern world, it is explodin', violence flaring, bullets loadin' πŸ˜›πŸ’£
      3. (4/15/2017) China goes over Trump's head to the big boss πŸ˜›πŸΌ
    2. (4/18/2017) Trump's "Armada" did not go towards North Korea; did not go past North Korea; was actually sent thousands of miles in the opposite direction from Korea; was on scheduled training exercises; was not put on alert; was actually single rubber bath ducky 
    3. (4/18/2017) Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles 
    4. (4/19/2017) The Carl Vinson carrier group wasn't actually underway to Best Korea to provoke Jong Un in a game of nuclear brinksmanship, but since we've had a week to think about it, it is now. Bottoms up, last call πŸ’£
    5. (4/19/2017) WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder 
    6. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak
  13. (4/17/2017) Someone in the Russian government has now realized that mistakes were made in 2016 πŸ˜Template:UssrnπŸ’£
  14. (4/17/2017) Lil' Kim reveals elite grenade launchers to deter anyone from turning Best Korea, where the hamburger was invented, into a parking lot Template:Esca
  15. (4/16/2017) Kim Jong-un embarrassed by defectors Park Sang-hak, leader of group called Fighters for a Free North Korea dropped leaflets, one-dollar bills, USB storage devices, DVDs and booklets from gas-filled balloons disrupting the Day of the Sun (April 15) celebrations
  16. (4/19/2017) Nepotism? I know nothing about nepotism Template:Sat
  17. (4/24/2017) Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding Template:Sanc
  18. (4/25/2017) North Korea is now holding live-fire exercises in preparation for World War III in celebration of the 85th anniversary of the founding of its armyTemplate:Nkwas
  19. (4/27/2017) Republican announces that Best Korea plans to kill us all with NUCLEAR WEED. Killer bud, dude Template:DrugwTemplate:Nukew

Rodong SinmunEdit

official newspaper of the ruling Workers' Party

  1. (4/26/2017) North Korea media issues a threat to "wipe out" the United States. Wall Street bankers: We tried that back in 2007 and it's harder than it looks βš 

South KoreaEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) President Trump's dick waving is making everyone in South Korea very nervous πŸ’£
  2. (4/27/2017) The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea Template:EscaTemplate:SkTemplate:Drum

Hong Joon-pyoEdit

Presidential candidate, South Korea

  1. (4/20/2017) ... aaaand now our enemies are mocking our military bluffs and laughing at us because of our incompetence. Wait, did I say 'enemies'? I meant allies πŸ˜›
    1. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak

JoongAng IlboEdit

Korean newspaper, called Trump's claim about where the Carl Vinson was the "Carl Vinson lie"

  1. (4/20/2017) ... aaaand now our enemies are mocking our military bluffs and laughing at us because of our incompetence. Wait, did I say 'enemies'? I meant allies πŸ˜›
    1. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak

Port of BusanEdit

largest port in South Korea

  1. (4/25/2017) President Baby Trump brings his largest bathtub toy to South Korea as China agrees action MUST be taken concerning Kim Jong-un and his nuclear toys Template:EscaTemplate:SkπŸ˜›

ChinaEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Wall Street bracing for when Trump goes to eleven πŸ’£
  2. (4/4/2017) Does someone want to explain why the hell foreign leaders are meeting the goddamn president at his goddamn private resort in goddamn Florida instead of the goddamn White House? Goddammit Template:Golf
  3. (4/5/2017) Trump's Mar-a-Lago turns into more of an ethics swamp Template:Ethic
  4. (4/6/2017) Russia to NASA: "Screw you guys; we're going to build our own Space Station. With hookers and the Chinese" 
  5. (4/6/2017) Trump closes the door, China opens the window 
  6. (4/6/2017) You might be shocked to hear this, but China considers Trump to be a "paper tiger" who'll give them anything they want 
  7. (4/5/2017) For the love of God, just leave the farking sea alone Template:Nkwas
  8. (4/6/2017) Problem: China's waters are overfished. Solution: Send fishermen to international waters and to the waters of neighboring countries. Problem solved Template:BordTemplate:Exploit
  9. (4/9/2017) So what did China think of Trump's actions against Syria? Oh snap Template:Shayrat
  10. (4/10/2017) β™« And you may find yourself dining at Mar-a-Lago; and you may find yourself talking to a narcissist; and you may find yourself watching the demise of the world order; and you may ask yourself, Xi, how did you get here? β™« 
  11. (4/10/2017) China, perhaps worried that President Trump is crazy enough to tank the global economy to achieve his agenda, will offer the Trump administration better market access for financial sector investments and U.S. beef exports to help avert a trade war 
  12. (4/11/2017) M*A*S*H remake in development 
  13. (4/11/2017) Actual new Trump tweet, subby swears he's not making this up: "North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them U.S.A" πŸ’£
  14. (4/12/2017) Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation πŸ’£
    1. (4/12/2017) China is now the adult in the room πŸ˜›πŸΌ
      1. (4/12/2017) Best Korea: Don't make us do to you what we've done to the sea 
      2. (4/12/2017) Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else" πŸ˜›πŸΌ
    2. (4/14/2017) U.S. to N. Korea: We're sick of your shiat. N. Korea to U.S.: just TRY us, biatches. China: woah woah,.....let's just chill πŸ˜›πŸΌ
      1. (4/14/2017) The problem with Trump thinking he can scare North Korea is that the guy running North Korea is significantly crazier than Trump and he doesn't have to consult anyone πŸ˜›πŸΌ
        1. (4/14/2017) I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees china{{}}
      2. (4/14/2017) And you thought President Trump was nuts for whacking the bees nest that is North Korea, China is suddenly leaning on North Korea and it might be because of him πŸ˜›πŸΌ
        1. (4/15/2017) The eastern world, it is explodin', violence flaring, bullets loadin' πŸ˜›πŸ’£
      3. (4/15/2017) China goes over Trump's head to the big boss πŸ˜›πŸΌ
    3. (4/18/2017) Trump's "Armada" did not go towards North Korea; did not go past North Korea; was actually sent thousands of miles in the opposite direction from Korea; was on scheduled training exercises; was not put on alert; was actually single rubber bath ducky 
    4. (4/18/2017) Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles 
    5. (4/19/2017) The Carl Vinson carrier group wasn't actually underway to Best Korea to provoke Jong Un in a game of nuclear brinksmanship, but since we've had a week to think about it, it is now. Bottoms up, last call πŸ’£
    6. (4/19/2017) WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder 
    7. (4/21/2017) Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face" Template:Weak
  15. (4/13/2017) In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper campaign: [Chinese are] β€œworld champions” of currency manipulation; now: Chinese are β€œnot currency manipulators"πŸ†πŸ”
  16. (4/13/2017) Turns out China's no longer a currency manipulator πŸ˜›
  17. (4/13/2017) U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out πŸ’£
  18. (4/13/2017) Trump preparing new punishments for North Korea, reportedly planning an oil embargo, intercepting cargo ships, or perhaps even the ultimate punishment of opening a Trump Casino in Pyongyang πŸ’£
  19. (4/20/2017) China building the world's largest nuclear submarine base, will crank out four subs simultaneously, allowing it to match U.S. Navy production with Type 02 diabeetus SSNs Bohai Shipbuilding Heavy Industrial Corporation, Huludao, Liaoning Province, China may build Type 095 SSN submarines inside their new facility out of site of satellitesTemplate:Micx

President Xi JinpingEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) Trump continues to rattle his saber and play with his shiny bathtub toys, as Chinese leader urges restraint on Best Korea - all on this episode of "He said, Xi said" πŸ˜›πŸΌπŸ†

Anbang Insurance GroupEdit

financial firm with links to members of China's Communist Party; entered agreement with Kushner Companies in March, 2017

  1. (4/27/2017) Jared Kushner built a real estate empire with help from a rich Israeli family, some bribes, and a few other conflicts of interest Template:ConflπŸͺ

JapanEdit

  1. (4/2/2017) Well bye Template:Trff
  2. (4/15/2017) Japanese destroyers decide to follow the Vinson in humiliating Best Korea Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF) to join US Navy Carl Vinson Carrier Strike Group (CSG) in East China SeaπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ˜›πŸ’£
  3. (4/19/2017) Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has to face the fact that the Anime Pillows have beaten his fertility initiatives and so he needs to open wider the Gaijin Gateways πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
  4. (4/25/2017) Sales of nuclear fallout shelters and radiation-blocking air purifiers have surged in Japan in recent weeks, matching surge in North Korean rhetoric. Old kaiju shelters deemed unfit for purpose πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅Template:Drum

Oribe Precision InstrumentsEdit

manufactures and sells survival equipment such as air filters; also builds underground concrete shelters

  1. (4/25/2017) Sales of nuclear fallout shelters and radiation-blocking air purifiers have surged in Japan in recent weeks, matching surge in North Korean rhetoric. Old kaiju shelters deemed unfit for purpose πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅Template:Drum

Seiichiro NishimotoEdit

president, Habikino City-based Shelter

  1. (4/25/2017) Sales of nuclear fallout shelters and radiation-blocking air purifiers have surged in Japan in recent weeks, matching surge in North Korean rhetoric. Old kaiju shelters deemed unfit for purpose πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅Template:Drum

MalaysiaEdit

IndiaEdit

IndonesiaEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) Indonesia's Christian leader has started arresting Muslims indo{{}}


Middle EastEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Islamic State says U.S. 'being run by an idiot.' Yeah, we know Template:Daes
  2. (4/5/2017) ISIS releases first message targeting Trump: "You're doing a swell job, keep it up" Template:RecruTemplate:Daes

IranEdit

  1. (4/24/2017) Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea Template:IrnπŸ˜›πŸ’£

Guardian CouncilEdit

  1. (4/21/2017) Iran keeps one of its nuclear weapons under wraps ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been barred from running in presidential electionTemplate:Irn

IsraelEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) It looks like Russia may be in the market for a new puppet Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister IsraelTemplate:Kskhnβš›
  2. (4/8/2017) Israel's Labor party postpones primary election due to A) a potential terrorist attack, B) to prevent a conflict with a Likud party primary election, C) a Britney Spears concert 

Benjamin NetenyahuEdit

Prime Minister, Israel

  1. (4/25/2017) Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews Netenyahu threatened not to meet with Sigmar Gabriel if Gabriel met with representatives of Breaking the Silence and/or B'TselemTemplate:Hr⚠

Breaking the SilenceEdit

group of former soldiers that collects anonymous testimony from within the military about alleged abuses of Palestinians by the army

  1. (4/25/2017) Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews Netenyahu threatened not to meet with Sigmar Gabriel if Gabriel met with representatives of Breaking the Silence and/or B'TselemTemplate:Hr⚠

B'TselemEdit

Israeli human rights groups

  1. (4/25/2017) Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews Netenyahu threatened not to meet with Sigmar Gabriel if Gabriel met with representatives of Breaking the Silence and/or B'TselemTemplate:Hr⚠

SyriaEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Syria's moderate rebels to form a new alliance, excluding both mild and spicy rebels "Friends of Syria" (coalition of the US, Turkey, Western European and Gulf states) supporting Musterek Operasyon MerkeziTemplate:Civwar
  2. (4/7/2017) Old news: Susan Rice insists the Obama administration successfully got all the chemical weapons out of Syria. Well, if old news was about two months ago βš›
  3. (4/7/2017) Thomas Friedman comes out from the NY Times paywall to assure us that the next six months will determine whether we can get a decent outcome out of Syria 

Khan Sheikhoun 4/4/2017 Chemical AttacksEdit

  1. (4/5/2017) Russia goes full false flag on Syria chemical attack, says Assad is innocent βš›Template:Kskhn
    1. (4/7/2017) Hillary Clinton calls for US to bomb Syria 
  2. (4/5/2017) Little Marco finds his spine once more and blames Secretary of State Tillerson's comments suggesting that Assad could remain in power for the devastating chemical attack by his regime βš›πŸ‘‰Template:Kskhn
  3. (4/5/2017) Trump: I now have responsibility for Syria. I mean, starting now. What happened yesterday is still Obama's fault βš›Template:Kskhn
  4. (4/6/2017) Ron Paul: 'Zero chance' Assad is behind the 'false flag' chemical attack in Syria. Now buy some overpriced gold from me βš›Template:Kskhn
  5. (4/6/2017) Just tell them it is a Red line that can't be crossed, and then do nothing. That worked great last time, thanks Barry Template:Kskhn
  6. (4/6/2017) It looks like Russia may be in the market for a new puppet Template:Kskhnβš›
  7. (4/5/2017) Russia blames gas on rebels, the dog, too much cabbage Template:KskhnTemplate:Ussrn
  8. (4/11/2017) Trump vexed by Syria's motivation to use chemical weapons. One theory Trump had was that a rogue Iranian agent had done it to sabotage the possibility of a U.S.-Russia-Assad alliance that could isolate Tehran. Wait....WHAT? βš›

US Air Strike on Shayrat Air BaseEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump wags dog Template:ShayratπŸ’£
    1. (4/7/2017) Dupes dump Trump Template:Shayrat
      1. (4/7/2017) Turns out WWIII is a bridge too far for Trump's Alt-Right keyboard warriors Template:ShayratTemplate:Proxy
    2. (4/7/2017) Trump says attacks on Syria were of vital national interest and totally NOT a distraction from the unethical and extremely unpopular power grab in the U.S. Senate by Congressional Republicans Template:ShayratπŸ’£
    3. (4/7/2017) Russia says our cruise missiles went 23 for 59. or a .389 batting average Template:ShayratTemplate:Ussrn
      1. (4/7/2017) Russian news reports from Syrian airbase after US missile strike and...damn, really? That's *all* the damage 60 cruise missiles did? Either we need to up the payload or this entire thing was a damn distraction Template:ShayratTemplate:Ussrn
    4. (4/7/2017) Tillerson speaks negatively about his bosses, accusing them of being complicit in the Syria chemical weapons attack Template:Shayrat
    5. (4/7/2017) Syrian warplanes just took off from airport we spent $93 million bombing 15 hours ago Template:ShayratTemplate:Futile
    6. (4/17/2017) Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin πŸ†πŸ’£
  2. (4/7/2017) In response to US bombing campaign in Syria, Russia tears up agreement that's been preventing midair collisions over the war-torn nation since 2015 Template:ShayratTemplate:MemundTemplate:ProxyTemplate:Ussrn
    1. (4/7/2017) Sounds like the puppet didn't get permission from his master before throwing a temper tantrum and bombing some arabs Template:ShayratTemplate:MemundTemplate:Proxy
  3. (4/7/2017) Hillary Clinton calls for US to bomb Syria 
  4. (4/7/2017) Trump repeatedly told Obama not to attack Syria in 2013- hey why is my house in green night vision on CNN? 
  5. (4/9/2017) Bombing Syria was Ivanka's idea. Sleep well, Earth Template:Shayrat
    1. (4/11/2017) Isn't it great to live in a country where you can cry to your daddy about how much it sucks that chemical weapons were used on children and actually have daddy do something about it, international treaties be dammed? πŸ˜›
  6. (4/10/2017) Trump's Syria bombing is apparently throwing a monkey wrench in Putin's current political machinations in both Russia and Syria. What may happen at this point is anyone's guess which means Trump could get lucky Template:ShayratTemplate:Consq
  7. (4/12/2017) 2013: 22% of Republicans and 38% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons. 2017: 86% of Republicans and 37% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons 
    1. (4/19/2017) Trump's missile assault on Syria was justified by fabricated intelligence and documents so awful not even Senator Vreenak would have wasted time reviewing them Template:FabricTemplate:Shayrat

Bashar al-Assad, president of SyriaEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Alex Jones appointed as Syria's Minister of Saying Things interview at presidential palace in Damascus with Agence France-Presse under restrictions imposed by the Syrian government Assad claimed photographs showing dead children were staged, and the entire incident was "fabricated" and "unconvincing" because their source was al-Qaeda's former affiliate in Syria, Nusra Frontβš›Template:KshknTemplate:Deny

KuwaitEdit

AzerbaijanEdit

AfghanistanEdit

  1. (4/13/2017) Taco Bell custodians yawn in disbelief after news of largest non-nuclear bomb in U.S. inventory dropped in Afghanistan after Green Beret was killed a 21,000-pound conventional bomb, MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast or "Mother Of All Bombs"), the GBU-43B was dropped out of the back of a C-130 over Nangarhar Province, AfghanistanπŸ†βš‘πŸ˜Ί
    1. (4/14/2017) Veteran: If President Obama had used the MOAB, like Trump did, I would still have my legs Tweet by alleged veteran and alleged double-amputee, "Johnny (Joey) Jones" accountβš™
    2. (4/15/2017) Putin's is bigger than Trump's the FAOB (Father of All Bombs), or Aviation Thermobaric Bomb of Increased Power allegedly weighs 15,560 lbs, carries 44 tons of TNT and four times stronger than the US MOABTemplate:Dick
    3. (4/17/2017) Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin πŸ†πŸ’£
  2. (4/20/2017) Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300 Template:Deploy

JordanEdit

IraqEdit

  1. (4/1/2017) The last two survivors at the Mosul zoo have been rescued πŸƒ

United Arab EmiratesEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Betsy DeVos' brother, a founder of Blackwater, met a Russian official in the Seychelles to set up a back-channel between Trump and the Russian. The meeting was arranged by the UAE. That's enough for bingo, right? Template:Blkw

EgyptEdit

Abdel Fattah el-SisiEdit

dictator, president

  1. (4/21/2017) Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama Aya Hijazi, a US citizen, and her Egyptian husband Mohamed Hassanein were founders of Belady, organization that homeless children in Cairo; they were freed after 2 years in detention accused of sexual abuse and traffickingπŸ˜›


Other AmericasEdit

Latin AmericaEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) Trump closes the door, China opens the window 

MexicoEdit

  1. (4/4/2017) Begun the great cornholio war has 

Mexican President Enrique Pena NietoEdit

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
    1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we won't pull out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
      1. (4/27/2017) Trump: doesn't know what NAFTA is 

CanadaEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) While Trump runs out of the room every time a reporter asks him a question, Justin Trudeau walks into Parliament and takes on all comers for an entire Question Period. Bonus: He wants to make it mandatory Template:Eh
  2. (4/7/2017) History will remember this as the dawn of the Canadian Empire of nations that were tired of being associated with dickheads Template:Eh
    1. (4/13/2017) Scotland could join Canada if it wasn't for the inconvenient fact that Scots and Canadians are natural enemies proposed by Canadian writer, Ken McGooganTemplate:Eh
  3. (4/7/2017) Liberals now confused as Trudeau gives his full support to US airstrikes in Syria Template:EhTemplate:Shayrat
  4. (4/8/2017) Icebergs threaten shipping lanes near where the Titanic sank. This time, it's personal 450 seen off Grand Banks of Newfoundland
  5. (4/10/2017) Bill to legalize marijuana in Canada expected to be tabled on Thursday. Poutine & ketchup chip munchie run expected later on that evening Template:Eh
    1. (4/13/2017) Canadian parliament to unveil pot legislation today. Why couldn't they hold this off to a more auspicious date, say, one week from now? Template:Eh
  6. (4/16/2017) Quebec to Justin Trudeau on his proposed legislation to legalize marijuana: Non mais come on Template:Eh
  7. (4/27/2017) Ontario, Canada launches a guaranteed income program that will pay people a minimum $12,600 a year. Which is also offered in the U.S. but only if you can qualify for unemployment, disability or welfare participants will be monitored and will receive less government money if they earn more on their own; Manitoba tested a similar program in the 1970'sTemplate:EhTemplate:Ubi

David MacNaughtonEdit

Canadian Ambassador to the US

  1. (4/19/2017) Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer Template:Eh

Justin TrudeauEdit

Prime Minister, Canada

  1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
    1. (4/27/2017) Trump: we won't pull out of NAFTA Template:GoptrdTemplate:Eh
      1. (4/27/2017) Trump: doesn't know what NAFTA is 

PeruEdit

EcuadorEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Conservatives allege fraud after being beaten by liberals. This is not a repeat of every time that conservatives lose Template:Ecua

VenezuelaEdit

  1. (4/17/2017) When actual communists are afraid of your "socialist revolution" its time to reflect on your choices Template:Venz

NicaraguaEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Vladimir Putin's secret lair in a Nicaraguan volcano may have just been found intended to be a tracking site for GLONASS, Russian GPS satellite navigation system and overlooks US Embassy in Managuaβ›·


OceaniaEdit

AustriaEdit

  1. (4/10/2017) Solar flares and not enough prayers to Jesus have destroyed the Great Barrier Reef beyond all hope of repair 
  2. (4/13/2017) British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians 
    1. (4/13/2017) Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia 
  3. (4/20/2017) Australians have plenty of values. We just don't go round bragging about it like some dumb American Presidents do. Ya look stupid like a woggly billabong or some such new citizenship test that will focus on the elusive "Australian values"
    1. (4/23/2017) Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces πŸ‘„Template:Oz

New ZealandEdit

US Ambassador to New ZealandEdit

nominee, Scott Brown former nude model

  1. (4/20/2017) Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth Template:Nz

Northern Mariana IslandsEdit

AfricaEdit

SeychellesEdit

  1. (4/3/2017) Betsy DeVos' brother, a founder of Blackwater, met a Russian official in the Seychelles to set up a back-channel between Trump and the Russian. The meeting was arranged by the UAE. That's enough for bingo, right? Template:Blkw

South AfricaEdit

  1. (4/6/2017) South African rhino ranchers: To pay for protecting rhinos from poachers, we need to be able to sell the rhino horns, which won't increase poaching at all, trust us, so we need the ban on domestic sales lifted. South African court: Well alrighty then Template:Poach

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